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(Yahoo)   Health Inspectors close down Donald Trump's Vegas steakhouse after finding 51 health code violations including month-old caviar and duck breasts dating from June. Will Obama stop at nothing to silence his critics?   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2012-11-17 04:18:49 PM  
"Waiter, there's a hairpiece in my soup..."
 
2012-11-17 04:22:35 PM  
They would have found more hair, but inspectors just quickly combed over the place.
 
2012-11-17 04:23:56 PM  

Peaceboy: They would have found more hair, but inspectors just quickly combed over the place.


That's sure to leave health advocates wigging out.
 
2012-11-17 04:29:33 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Peaceboy: They would have found more hair, but inspectors just quickly combed over the place.

That's sure to leave health advocates wigging out.


Toupée!
 
2012-11-17 04:32:13 PM  
i want to see gordan ramsay vs trump
 
2012-11-17 04:32:18 PM  

downstairs: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Peaceboy: They would have found more hair, but inspectors just quickly combed over the place.

That's sure to leave health advocates wigging out.

Toupée!


Weave yet to see anything to the contrary!
 
2012-11-17 04:46:42 PM  
Inspectors found no measures to destroy parasites in undercooked halibut and salmon, and noted that raw tuna was being improperly thawed.

Just to sum up, it's not the parasite in the fish that are the problem it's the fact that they weren't being destroyed properly?

This is bad news... for my appetite.

/Do Trump eateries actually have even a smattering of cachet left at this point?
//Quite frankly I'd be embarrassed to be seen at one.
 
2012-11-17 04:56:56 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: downstairs: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Peaceboy: They would have found more hair, but inspectors just quickly combed over the place.

That's sure to leave health advocates wigging out.

Toupée!

Weave yet to see anything to the contrary!


With Trump's connections, it'll most likely get swept under the rug

/like the Pope, he is infollicle
 
2012-11-17 04:57:13 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Waiter, there's a hairpiece in my soup..."


Why do I not have you favorited yet?
 
2012-11-17 05:04:17 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: With Trump's connections, it'll most likely get swept under the rug

/like the Pope, he is infollicle


Unless you get some independent investigators to get to the root of Trump's practices.


RedPhoenix122: Why do I not have you favorited yet?


I *do* litter the place with a large amount of pro-Road House propaganda from time to time...

(Cheers!)
 
2012-11-17 05:08:11 PM  
This is a non-story. These are all incredibly minor infractions.

The genuine disgrace is that people would spend money at an overpriced celebrity steakhouse.
 
2012-11-17 05:10:06 PM  

unyon: This is a non-story. These are all incredibly minor infractions.


So, you would say that they're...

*puts on sunglasses*

... splitting hairs?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
2012-11-17 05:10:14 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I *do* litter the place with a large amount of pro-Road House propaganda from time to time...


Road House.
 
2012-11-17 05:12:53 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I *do* litter the place with a large amount of pro-Road House propaganda from time to time...

Road House.


It's a very good movie.
 
2012-11-17 05:20:49 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: unyon: This is a non-story. These are all incredibly minor infractions.

So, you would say that they're...

*puts on sunglasses*

... splitting hairs?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


ugh.... Welcome back, btw.
 
2012-11-17 05:23:25 PM  

alienated: ugh....


Hey, if I didn't say it, SOMEONE else would've.


alienated: Welcome back, btw.


Thank ya kindly, alienated - cheers!
 
2012-11-17 05:26:36 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Hey, if I didn't say it, SOMEONE else would've.


Agreed.

Probably me.
 
2012-11-17 05:32:35 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Agreed.

Probably me.


*fistbump*

I appreciate that.
 
2012-11-17 05:50:40 PM  
Around the time he made his derp-tastic challenge to Obama to release his college transcripts, the Trump Organization was being told that their services managing the Trump Tower in NYC were no longer required, mostly due to their complete incompetence at the job.

My bet is that Trump is such a raging asshole that anyone who could work anywhere else does. The company as a whole seems pretty incompetent.
 
2012-11-17 06:04:55 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: So, you would say that they're...

*puts on sunglasses*

... splitting hairs?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


You magnificent bastard.
 
2012-11-17 06:11:21 PM  

unyon: You magnificent bastard.


FINALLY, some positivity in this thread.

I thought I was going to get 20 lashes.
 
2012-11-17 06:19:35 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I thought I was going to get 20 lashes.


That costs extra, and you have to pay up front.
 
2012-11-17 06:46:46 PM  

quatchi: Inspectors found no measures to destroy parasites in undercooked halibut and salmon, and noted that raw tuna was being improperly thawed.

Just to sum up, it's not the parasite in the fish that are the problem it's the fact that they weren't being destroyed properly?

This is bad news... for my appetite.

/Do Trump eateries actually have even a smattering of cachet left at this point?
//Quite frankly I'd be embarrassed to be seen at one.


Newsflash: microorganisms grow in your food. Cooking kills them.
 
2012-11-17 06:49:51 PM  
Month old food is a big deal to me......I am not eating it ...unless it is stink flipper....but that is a different story.
 
2012-11-17 06:50:32 PM  
This is huge
 
2012-11-17 06:51:06 PM  
How were they only closed for a couple hours? They just threw everything out and said "oh never mind, you're good to go."
I hope they repeatedly revisit this dump.
 
2012-11-17 06:51:53 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Waiter, there's a hairpiece in my soup..."


Done in one.
 
2012-11-17 06:53:49 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Waiter, there's a hairpiece in my soup..."


More like, "there's a hairpiece in my SUIT". Am I right?
 
2012-11-17 06:53:53 PM  
To be fair, a lot of restaurants seem to be going downhill here lately.
 
2012-11-17 06:54:07 PM  
If Trump was as good at making money as he is losing it, he'd be a billionaire.
 
2012-11-17 06:55:06 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: unyon: You magnificent bastard.

FINALLY, some positivity in this thread.

I thought I was going to get 20 lashes.


Only if you made Anjin-san Shogun
 
2012-11-17 06:55:35 PM  

Prey4reign: Done in one.


*tips hat*

Thank ya!


iheartscotch: More like, "there's a hairpiece in my SUIT". Am I right?


..................................................................... . ................................................... MAYBE.
 
2012-11-17 06:56:13 PM  

quatchi: Inspectors found no measures to destroy parasites in undercooked halibut and salmon, and noted that raw tuna was being improperly thawed.

Just to sum up, it's not the parasite in the fish that are the problem it's the fact that they weren't being destroyed properly?

This is bad news... for my appetite.

/Do Trump eateries actually have even a smattering of cachet left at this point?
//Quite frankly I'd be embarrassed to be seen at one.


Kali help you if you find out how Cheese is made.
 
2012-11-17 06:56:18 PM  

GranoblasticMan: quatchi: Inspectors found no measures to destroy parasites in undercooked halibut and salmon, and noted that raw tuna was being improperly thawed.

Just to sum up, it's not the parasite in the fish that are the problem it's the fact that they weren't being destroyed properly?

This is bad news... for my appetite.

/Do Trump eateries actually have even a smattering of cachet left at this point?
//Quite frankly I'd be embarrassed to be seen at one.

Newsflash: microorganisms grow in your food. Cooking kills some of them.


/ftfy
 
2012-11-17 06:56:54 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Waiter, there's a hairpiece in my soup..."


Now I have to go look up that Bob Newhart returning a toupee to Dean Martin sketch on Pewtube again
 
2012-11-17 06:57:09 PM  
A hotel marketing manager told KTNV that adjustments were made immediately, and delivering an exceptional experience to guests is a top priority.

GFY marketing manager.
 
2012-11-17 06:57:34 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Kali help you if you find out how Cheese is made.


NO WHEY
 
2012-11-17 06:58:05 PM  

GranoblasticMan: quatchi: Inspectors found no measures to destroy parasites in undercooked halibut and salmon, and noted that raw tuna was being improperly thawed.

Just to sum up, it's not the parasite in the fish that are the problem it's the fact that they weren't being destroyed properly?

This is bad news... for my appetite.

/Do Trump eateries actually have even a smattering of cachet left at this point?
//Quite frankly I'd be embarrassed to be seen at one.

Newsflash: microorganisms grow in your food. Cooking kills them.


A lot of fish is consumed undercooked or rare. Sashimi, ceviche, etc. They're required to freeze it for a week which kills any parasites. I'm not sure what other "measures to destroy parasites" they could be talking about.
 
2012-11-17 06:58:09 PM  

SwiftFox: Now I have to go look up that Bob Newhart returning a toupee to Dean Martin sketch on Pewtube again


Heh, nice!

Happy huntin', then!
 
2012-11-17 06:58:51 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Prey4reign: Done in one.

*tips hat*

Thank ya!


iheartscotch: More like, "there's a hairpiece in my SUIT". Am I right?

..................................................................... . ................................................... MAYBE.


Too forced? Because, as we all know, if you use bad puns there will be hell Toupée.
 
2012-11-17 06:58:52 PM  
The funny thing is that Trump doesn't wear a hair piece. If he did it would look so much better. My theory is the guy probably had some surgery, perhaps a scalp reduction, grew it out long, and dyes it. It looks ridiculous but it is his real hair.
 
2012-11-17 06:59:15 PM  
quatchi:

Inspectors found no measures to destroy parasites in undercooked halibut and salmon, and noted that raw tuna was being improperly thawed.

Just to sum up, it's not the parasite in the fish that are the problem it's the fact that they weren't being destroyed properly?


Parasites in fish in are so common they're damn near impossible to avoid. See here, among others. Cooking kills them, as does freezing.

This is bad news... for my appetite.

Not for some fishes.
 
2012-11-17 06:59:56 PM  

iheartscotch: Too forced? Because, as we all know, if you use bad puns there will be hell Toupée.


All I am saying, is give piece a chance.
 
2012-11-17 07:02:32 PM  
Donald trump thoroughly destroyed any credibility his opinions had when he decided obama was the end of america, that the elections were a complete sham, and totally rigged.

Here's a hint, donald : Russia changing their basic rules to allow putin to continue to serve in a loop-hole position - THAT's a sham election.
Obama winning by 1% is a narrow victory at best (in face of a traditional 86% chance of being re-elected as an incumbent and sitting president)
 
2012-11-17 07:02:54 PM  
This one replaces the tongue.

3.bp.blogspot.com 

Cute, ain't he?
 
2012-11-17 07:08:56 PM  
Those inspectors are nothing but a bunch of bald faced liars. The sheer amount of Klass in Trump's food kills any bad organisms.
 
2012-11-17 07:09:00 PM  

Somaticasual: Donald trump thoroughly destroyed any credibility his opinions had when he decided obama was the end of america, that the elections were a complete sham, and totally rigged.


Did he have credibility before when it came to politics? He's not interested in running for office so what does he care? He just wants to keep himself in the spotlight which is always good for making money.
 
2012-11-17 07:11:05 PM  
cdn.stripersonline.com
 
2012-11-17 07:11:29 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: iheartscotch: Too forced? Because, as we all know, if you use bad puns there will be hell Toupée.

All I am saying, is give piece a chance.


That idea isn't worth the rug it is woven into.

/ ok, that one stank, I give up; no more wig puns
 
2012-11-17 07:11:31 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: quatchi: Inspectors found no measures to destroy parasites in undercooked halibut and salmon, and noted that raw tuna was being improperly thawed.

Just to sum up, it's not the parasite in the fish that are the problem it's the fact that they weren't being destroyed properly?

This is bad news... for my appetite.

/Do Trump eateries actually have even a smattering of cachet left at this point?
//Quite frankly I'd be embarrassed to be seen at one.

Kali help you if you find out how Cheese is made.


Not to mention beer.
 
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