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2012-11-17 08:11:46 PM  
7 votes:

yukichigai: Obonghit/Bonerhitler 2016!


i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-17 05:15:30 PM  
7 votes:
Bareefer Obonghit. Now we know who Weedlord Bonerhitler voted for.
2012-11-17 04:36:38 PM  
7 votes:
I work 11 hours a day so you welfare leaches can spend all day sucking dick and getting high.

I have to hear this from my fluffers all the goddamned time. Look, I keep clean and you get paid. Man up or go back to work in craft services.
2012-11-17 05:10:37 PM  
5 votes:
whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.
2012-11-17 07:46:06 PM  
4 votes:
www.smidgeindustriesltd.com
2012-11-17 05:56:07 PM  
4 votes:
Bareefer Obonghit.

catmacros.files.wordpress.com

That *has* to be trolling. That's too perfect.

/Cat pic is hot.
2012-11-17 05:34:41 PM  
4 votes:
I work 11 hours a day so you welfare leaches can spend all day sucking dick and getting high.

Wait, wait...welfare comes with bee-jays and pot?

Monday, I quit...
2012-11-17 10:33:43 PM  
3 votes:

that bosnian sniper: Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?


img16.imageshack.us
2012-11-17 05:46:58 PM  
3 votes:

Tremolo: None of those are real. Womp womp


Nothing Exists

Yamaoka Tesshu, as a young student of Zen, visited one master after another. He called upon Dokuon of Shokoku.

Desiring to show his attainment, he said: "The mind, Buddha, and sentient beings, after all, do not exist. The true nature of phenomena is emptiness. There is no relaization, no delusion, no sage, no mediocrity. There is no giving and nothing to be received."

Dokuon, who was smoking quietly, said nothing. Suddenly he whacked Yamaoka with his bamboo pipe. This made the youth quite angry.

"If nothing exists," inquired Dokuon, "where did this anger come from?"
2012-11-17 05:37:16 PM  
3 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: Bareefer Obonghit. Now we know who Weedlord Bonerhitler voted for.


Obonghit/Bonerhitler 2016!
2012-11-17 05:30:19 PM  
3 votes:
Behold, Republicans!!!! The highest ranking official from your party!!! 3rd in line to the Presidency!!!!! Look at him!!! LOOK AT HIM AND KNOW THIS IS THE MAN LEADING YOUR CHARGE!!!!!

i1162.photobucket.com

/he just [sniffle] loves America so much
//hahahahahahahhaaaaaa
///Oh God, these tears are farking delicious
2012-11-17 05:24:24 PM  
3 votes:
You are even worse than Hitler because he didnt try to make people smoke pot.

Not gonna lie. I LOLed.
2012-11-18 01:30:23 AM  
2 votes:
I have an old friend of over twenty years that un-friended me on Facebook the night Obama was re-elected. I had made not a single political post on Facebook, yet he still dumped me because he knows I am an Obama fan. He un-friended at least 4 other people that I know of because of his Republican butthurt.

Part of his hatred toward Obama is based in race. I had thought the racial comments he made over the years were just jokes. Evidently, they were not.

Anyway... I just thought of a little passive-aggressive way to needle him. He has a pretty common English name. I just checked, and there are dozens of exactly named people on Facebook. Some of them are young, black and urban. I should friend one or more of these guys and just replace him. When the notification goes out that I am now friends with so & so, our mutual friends will think he came to his senses - until they notice the profile pic is a bit darker. I think it's pretty funny and not too mean spirited. What do you guys think?
2012-11-17 08:04:25 PM  
2 votes:

clowncar on fire: quatchi: clowncar on fire: Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage. insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.

Pointing out how hateful the right has become by parodying them in their own forums in order to shatter Poe's Law into a million pieces and perhaps bring a long needed sense of shame to those immoral reprobates is somehow hateful in your eyes?

And people who notice other people's racists are racists too presumably by this logic.

While stirring the pot is generally considered despicable behavior Insatiable takes it to a whole new level of hate.

Stupid people say stupid shiat and if you have half a brain, you ignore them recognizing that most of what they say- by default-- is said out of stupid. What Insatiable did was to take advantage of this stupid (selling a dumb yokel the Brooklyn bridge for his life's savings) by encouraging them to to be stupid and then gloating over the fact that they were caught in a compremising position and it would now be shared with the world. Had it have been pitbull he'd been poking with a stick before a dog fight, sure other farkers would have called him out for this ...


As I said before, it's just a terrible tragedy that this traumatic experience happened to you. You, of all people, who is always so reasonable, generous in thought, and tolerant. You, who never calls other people names, or asserts that they are stupid, or implies that they are lazy, greedy social parasites because they voted for a democrat to get free stuff.
Life just isn't fair. Again, I apologize on behalf of all humanity, and especially that rotter Insatiable Jesus. He must be a very bad person to have subjected you to such an outrage, and I hope the heck he's sorry, and appreciates the gravity of what he's done.
2012-11-17 06:27:18 PM  
2 votes:

clowncar on fire: Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage. insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.


It's terrible that you had to read something like that. A gentle, fair, tolerant person such as yourself must have been traumatized by the pure, Hitlerian evil of that Internet post. I apologize on behalf of all humanity.
2012-11-17 05:37:19 PM  
2 votes:

jso2897: Dear Markos Moulitsas,
May I first begin by admitting that I am a Republican that enjoys reading your website. I always enjoy reading opposing viewpoints to gain the perspective of those who disagree with me. I voted for Governor Romney last Tuesday, but after reading a lot posts about the hyper-partisanship throughout the United States, I felt the need to reach out to those who disagree with me, and what better place to do so than the Daily Kos? I just want you and the readers at your website to understand that not all Republicans (actually most) really want President Obama to be successful. We want a strong, vibrant economy, just like you. We may disagree on how to get there, but I don't believe that means we need to be uncivil with one another. Thank you for your time reading this letter; I really appreciate it. I hope God blesses you and your readers.
Sincerely,
Nate Born


RINO! BURN THE HERETIC
2012-11-17 05:35:55 PM  
2 votes:

Shaggy_C: *Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.


Now you know how we feel when you try to troll.
2012-11-17 05:23:15 PM  
2 votes:
i1162.photobucket.com
2012-11-17 05:19:03 PM  
2 votes:
Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?
2012-11-17 05:16:54 PM  
2 votes:
Legal pot is the same thing as legal rape or legal murder. Most criminals have a backgrounds in atheism and homosexuality and smoking pot, these things are connected. You take rights from actual Americans and make it legal to use drugs and rob and murder.

This person is clearly a scholar who can teach us much of the world.
2012-11-18 10:33:04 AM  
1 votes:

Loucifer:

Anyway... I just thought of a little passive-aggressive way to needle him. He has a pretty common English name. I just checked, and there are dozens of exactly named people on Facebook. Some of them are young, black and urban. I should friend one or more of these guys and just replace him. When the notification goes out that I am now friends with so & so, our mutual friends will think he came to his senses - until they notice the profile pic is a bit darker. I think it's pretty funny and not too mean spirited. What do you guys think?



Some guy who has been in your life for many years dumped you. So you're going to go find some complete stranger and use him to make the guy who dumped you mad.

Basically, you're every lame ex-girlfriend every guy dumped in their 20s. Good luck with that.
2012-11-18 08:24:04 AM  
1 votes:
Bareefer Obonghit How about AIDS?

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-18 03:12:44 AM  
1 votes:

Insult Comic Bishounen: that bosnian sniper: Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?

[img16.imageshack.us image 550x327]


Ha!
2012-11-17 10:10:09 PM  
1 votes:
Pretty obligatory, but it is missing here

Link
2012-11-17 09:38:57 PM  
1 votes:
cat is drinking Noam Chimpsky's tears
2012-11-17 07:29:55 PM  
1 votes:

clowncar on fire: Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage. insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.


Why would a hispanic go to Taco Bell? That's like an italian going to Little Ceasar's.
2012-11-17 07:22:30 PM  
1 votes:

rthanu: I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.


Well, you know, anecdotes are a KIND of data. You haven't interacted with people like this, therefore, they MUST NOT exist!
2012-11-17 06:37:56 PM  
1 votes:
OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST WHO HATES AMERICA! OBAMA IS ANTI ISRAEL ANTISEMITE AND SECRTELY PRO-HAMAS!!! PLEASE FIND OUT WHAT HAPPEND IN BENGAZI WHERE AMERICANS WERE KILLED!! OBAMA IS RSPONSIBLE FOR THIS DEATHS BECAUSE HE IS MUSLIM! HE GAVE INFORMATION TO ALQAIDA AND SUCH PEOPEL SO THEY WOULD ATTACK OUR EMBASSY!!!

I've been wondering what the actual accusation with this Benghazi dog and pony show by the right actually is. I've been asking and asking repeatedly, and have yet to get a straight answer.


Thank you, seemingly illiterate retard, for finally filling me in.
2012-11-17 06:00:31 PM  
1 votes:
Sweet Zombie Jesus that's some highly-refined, weapons-grade, hateful derp there. I wonder if any of them had an aneurism, or at least broke some blood vessels in their eyes, while typing their screeds. Wow. Just farkin' wow. You know, I don't partake myself, but I wonder if they shouldn't take advantage of the new pot laws, if they're in those areas. Might calm their crazy down a bit.
2012-11-17 05:42:14 PM  
1 votes:
I want my pot and blowjob vouchers.
2012-11-17 05:38:35 PM  
1 votes:

Shaggy_C: *Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.


Whatever helps you sleep at night, bruh.

To keep up this illusion, I suggest not reading Yahoo! News comments.
2012-11-17 05:34:30 PM  
1 votes:
The following are 100% guaranteed:
Fuhrer-Obama declares war on Israel
Building synagogs is banned by law
Special tax only on jewish people
Term limits for presidents are lifted
Private healthcare is made illegal (many doctors arrested)
Most judges replaced with "judges" affilated with the New Black Panther party, leading to black criminals escaping all punishment
White property is redistributed to politically connected blacks and latinos (in the style of Robert Mugabe, who Fuhrer-Obama admires)
The only white politician allowed to remain power is the fat, traitorous piece of shiat Chris Christie, who will be the most powerful Kapo in the great American concentration camp


I'm curious as to what he's guaranteeing these against. I'd like to get in on any wagers.
2012-11-17 05:33:48 PM  
1 votes:
I'm going to name my first kid Bareefer Obonghit. It just rolls off the tongue. Best one yet.
2012-11-17 05:28:07 PM  
1 votes:
Well, Kos might be a dick, but he's MY Dick!

err, Wait.

/Actually enjoyed reading those, so I'm a bit of a dick too
2012-11-17 05:23:06 PM  
1 votes:

that bosnian sniper: Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?


And those are just the pics of him in a good mood!
2012-11-17 05:19:12 PM  
1 votes:

Hetfield: whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.


OMG!!! WEEDLORD BONEHITLER FOR SCOTUS
2012-11-17 05:17:57 PM  
1 votes:

thamike: I work 11 hours a day so you welfare leaches can spend all day sucking dick and getting high.

I have to hear this from my fluffers all the goddamned time. Look, I keep clean and you get paid. Man up or go back to work in craft services.


...I would think for these guys, Craft Services would be a promotion...
2012-11-17 05:17:41 PM  
1 votes:
From the comments:

... on the sweet, sweet tears of the defeated!
Please let us chug the salty sadness of Republican despair; let our shoes stick to the floor with the uncontrolled snot breaching their dignity as it inundates with their hopeless weeping.
As they collapse in a grimaces of abandonned hope, stalactites of spit shimmering at their howling pie-holes, let us dance away, singing and laughing and skipping, escorted by trilling wildbirds, happy dogs, and prancing ponies, hand in hand towards a better day!


I lol'd.
2012-11-17 05:13:09 PM  
1 votes:
Bareefer Obonghit. Best ever.
 
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