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2012-11-18 01:30:23 AM
3 votes:
I have an old friend of over twenty years that un-friended me on Facebook the night Obama was re-elected. I had made not a single political post on Facebook, yet he still dumped me because he knows I am an Obama fan. He un-friended at least 4 other people that I know of because of his Republican butthurt.

Part of his hatred toward Obama is based in race. I had thought the racial comments he made over the years were just jokes. Evidently, they were not.

Anyway... I just thought of a little passive-aggressive way to needle him. He has a pretty common English name. I just checked, and there are dozens of exactly named people on Facebook. Some of them are young, black and urban. I should friend one or more of these guys and just replace him. When the notification goes out that I am now friends with so & so, our mutual friends will think he came to his senses - until they notice the profile pic is a bit darker. I think it's pretty funny and not too mean spirited. What do you guys think?
2012-11-17 05:46:58 PM
3 votes:

Tremolo: None of those are real. Womp womp


Nothing Exists

Yamaoka Tesshu, as a young student of Zen, visited one master after another. He called upon Dokuon of Shokoku.

Desiring to show his attainment, he said: "The mind, Buddha, and sentient beings, after all, do not exist. The true nature of phenomena is emptiness. There is no relaization, no delusion, no sage, no mediocrity. There is no giving and nothing to be received."

Dokuon, who was smoking quietly, said nothing. Suddenly he whacked Yamaoka with his bamboo pipe. This made the youth quite angry.

"If nothing exists," inquired Dokuon, "where did this anger come from?"
2012-11-17 05:35:55 PM
3 votes:

Shaggy_C: *Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.


Now you know how we feel when you try to troll.
2012-11-17 05:24:20 PM
3 votes:
That first letter was spectacular. But I liked the second to last one:
Congrats

Dear Markos Moulitsas,
May I first begin by admitting that I am a Republican that enjoys reading your website. I always enjoy reading opposing viewpoints to gain the perspective of those who disagree with me. I voted for Governor Romney last Tuesday, but after reading a lot posts about the hyper-partisanship throughout the United States, I felt the need to reach out to those who disagree with me, and what better place to do so than the Daily Kos? I just want you and the readers at your website to understand that not all Republicans (actually most) really want President Obama to be successful. We want a strong, vibrant economy, just like you. We may disagree on how to get there, but I don't believe that means we need to be uncivil with one another. Thank you for your time reading this letter; I really appreciate it. I hope God blesses you and your readers.
Sincerely,
Nate Born

Now I feel better.
2012-11-17 06:48:30 PM
2 votes:

rthanu: Yeah most of those are not believable impersonations of unhinged righties. I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.

When I read really unhinged people I get a sinking feeling in my gut. That dreadful depression that overwhelms me when I realize yet again that people really think that way.

When I read those hatemails my body's only reaction was to roll my eyes.


Living in Texas, I believe those letters aren't unhinged and racist enough to be from real righties. I'll probably hear much worse around the Thanksgiving Day table at my in-laws this week. Those letters sound like what people isolated in blue states think righties sound like, but they give them too much credit. Not enough n-bombs, for one.
2012-11-18 08:24:04 AM
1 votes:
Bareefer Obonghit How about AIDS?

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-17 10:33:43 PM
1 votes:

that bosnian sniper: Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?


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2012-11-17 07:22:30 PM
1 votes:

rthanu: I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.


Well, you know, anecdotes are a KIND of data. You haven't interacted with people like this, therefore, they MUST NOT exist!
2012-11-17 05:41:54 PM
1 votes:
None of those are real. Womp womp
2012-11-17 05:37:19 PM
1 votes:

jso2897: Dear Markos Moulitsas,
May I first begin by admitting that I am a Republican that enjoys reading your website. I always enjoy reading opposing viewpoints to gain the perspective of those who disagree with me. I voted for Governor Romney last Tuesday, but after reading a lot posts about the hyper-partisanship throughout the United States, I felt the need to reach out to those who disagree with me, and what better place to do so than the Daily Kos? I just want you and the readers at your website to understand that not all Republicans (actually most) really want President Obama to be successful. We want a strong, vibrant economy, just like you. We may disagree on how to get there, but I don't believe that means we need to be uncivil with one another. Thank you for your time reading this letter; I really appreciate it. I hope God blesses you and your readers.
Sincerely,
Nate Born


RINO! BURN THE HERETIC
2012-11-17 05:37:16 PM
1 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: Bareefer Obonghit. Now we know who Weedlord Bonerhitler voted for.


Obonghit/Bonerhitler 2016!
2012-11-17 05:34:41 PM
1 votes:
I work 11 hours a day so you welfare leaches can spend all day sucking dick and getting high.

Wait, wait...welfare comes with bee-jays and pot?

Monday, I quit...
2012-11-17 05:31:39 PM
1 votes:

jso2897: Now I feel better.


I wish I were half as classy as Nate Born.
2012-11-17 05:30:19 PM
1 votes:
Behold, Republicans!!!! The highest ranking official from your party!!! 3rd in line to the Presidency!!!!! Look at him!!! LOOK AT HIM AND KNOW THIS IS THE MAN LEADING YOUR CHARGE!!!!!

i1162.photobucket.com

/he just [sniffle] loves America so much
//hahahahahahahhaaaaaa
///Oh God, these tears are farking delicious
2012-11-17 05:17:41 PM
1 votes:
From the comments:

... on the sweet, sweet tears of the defeated!
Please let us chug the salty sadness of Republican despair; let our shoes stick to the floor with the uncontrolled snot breaching their dignity as it inundates with their hopeless weeping.
As they collapse in a grimaces of abandonned hope, stalactites of spit shimmering at their howling pie-holes, let us dance away, singing and laughing and skipping, escorted by trilling wildbirds, happy dogs, and prancing ponies, hand in hand towards a better day!


I lol'd.
2012-11-17 05:16:07 PM
1 votes:

Hetfield: whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.


I just cannot believe someone is clever enough to come up with that, that site is 80% troll.
2012-11-17 05:12:54 PM
1 votes:
I've seen a lot of freeper posts in my day and those aren't freepers. I'm calling shenanigans.
 
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