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2012-11-17 04:36:38 PM
I work 11 hours a day so you welfare leaches can spend all day sucking dick and getting high.

I have to hear this from my fluffers all the goddamned time. Look, I keep clean and you get paid. Man up or go back to work in craft services.
 
2012-11-17 05:10:37 PM
whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.
 
2012-11-17 05:12:54 PM
I've seen a lot of freeper posts in my day and those aren't freepers. I'm calling shenanigans.
 
2012-11-17 05:13:09 PM
Bareefer Obonghit. Best ever.
 
2012-11-17 05:15:12 PM
Meh, election night freeper posts were much better
 
2012-11-17 05:15:30 PM
Bareefer Obonghit. Now we know who Weedlord Bonerhitler voted for.
 
2012-11-17 05:16:07 PM

Hetfield: whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.


I just cannot believe someone is clever enough to come up with that, that site is 80% troll.
 
2012-11-17 05:16:48 PM
Such angry, angry, stupid people.

I almost feel sorry for them.
 
2012-11-17 05:16:54 PM
Legal pot is the same thing as legal rape or legal murder. Most criminals have a backgrounds in atheism and homosexuality and smoking pot, these things are connected. You take rights from actual Americans and make it legal to use drugs and rob and murder.

This person is clearly a scholar who can teach us much of the world.
 
2012-11-17 05:17:41 PM
From the comments:

... on the sweet, sweet tears of the defeated!
Please let us chug the salty sadness of Republican despair; let our shoes stick to the floor with the uncontrolled snot breaching their dignity as it inundates with their hopeless weeping.
As they collapse in a grimaces of abandonned hope, stalactites of spit shimmering at their howling pie-holes, let us dance away, singing and laughing and skipping, escorted by trilling wildbirds, happy dogs, and prancing ponies, hand in hand towards a better day!


I lol'd.
 
2012-11-17 05:17:57 PM

thamike: I work 11 hours a day so you welfare leaches can spend all day sucking dick and getting high.

I have to hear this from my fluffers all the goddamned time. Look, I keep clean and you get paid. Man up or go back to work in craft services.


...I would think for these guys, Craft Services would be a promotion...
 
2012-11-17 05:19:03 PM
Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?
 
2012-11-17 05:19:12 PM

Hetfield: whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.


OMG!!! WEEDLORD BONEHITLER FOR SCOTUS
 
2012-11-17 05:22:24 PM
I just can't stop laughing. These people are farking insane. Complete disconnect from reality.

Response to every screeching tirade: Yum yum yum yum, your tears are delicious!

AHAHAAAAAA!
 
2012-11-17 05:23:06 PM

that bosnian sniper: Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?


And those are just the pics of him in a good mood!
 
2012-11-17 05:23:15 PM
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-17 05:24:14 PM

DrgnMech: Legal pot is the same thing as legal rape or legal murder. Most criminals have a backgrounds in atheism and homosexuality and smoking pot, these things are connected. You take rights from actual Americans and make it legal to use drugs and rob and murder.

This person is clearly a scholar who can teach us much of the world.


It's true. Didn't know they had Ph.Ds in homosexuality though.

/maybe he's just a lecturer
 
2012-11-17 05:24:20 PM
That first letter was spectacular. But I liked the second to last one:
Congrats

Dear Markos Moulitsas,
May I first begin by admitting that I am a Republican that enjoys reading your website. I always enjoy reading opposing viewpoints to gain the perspective of those who disagree with me. I voted for Governor Romney last Tuesday, but after reading a lot posts about the hyper-partisanship throughout the United States, I felt the need to reach out to those who disagree with me, and what better place to do so than the Daily Kos? I just want you and the readers at your website to understand that not all Republicans (actually most) really want President Obama to be successful. We want a strong, vibrant economy, just like you. We may disagree on how to get there, but I don't believe that means we need to be uncivil with one another. Thank you for your time reading this letter; I really appreciate it. I hope God blesses you and your readers.
Sincerely,
Nate Born

Now I feel better.
 
2012-11-17 05:24:24 PM
You are even worse than Hitler because he didnt try to make people smoke pot.

Not gonna lie. I LOLed.
 
2012-11-17 05:25:52 PM

shastacola: Bareefer Obonghit. Best ever.


Came here to say that.
 
2012-11-17 05:26:25 PM

Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 550x327]


I mean, what the fark is wrong with that guy? Is he completely unhinged? He's like that chick from the Seinfeld episode that cried about everything except her grandmother dying.
 
2012-11-17 05:27:59 PM

Whiskey Pete:


I bet he is just insufferable on the golf course. The kind of whiny, pontificating asshole you ditch at the turn, if not sooner
 
2012-11-17 05:28:07 PM
Well, Kos might be a dick, but he's MY Dick!

err, Wait.

/Actually enjoyed reading those, so I'm a bit of a dick too
 
2012-11-17 05:29:03 PM
*Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.
 
2012-11-17 05:30:19 PM
Behold, Republicans!!!! The highest ranking official from your party!!! 3rd in line to the Presidency!!!!! Look at him!!! LOOK AT HIM AND KNOW THIS IS THE MAN LEADING YOUR CHARGE!!!!!

i1162.photobucket.com

/he just [sniffle] loves America so much
//hahahahahahahhaaaaaa
///Oh God, these tears are farking delicious
 
2012-11-17 05:31:39 PM

jso2897: Now I feel better.


I wish I were half as classy as Nate Born.
 
2012-11-17 05:33:48 PM
I'm going to name my first kid Bareefer Obonghit. It just rolls off the tongue. Best one yet.
 
2012-11-17 05:34:30 PM
The following are 100% guaranteed:
Fuhrer-Obama declares war on Israel
Building synagogs is banned by law
Special tax only on jewish people
Term limits for presidents are lifted
Private healthcare is made illegal (many doctors arrested)
Most judges replaced with "judges" affilated with the New Black Panther party, leading to black criminals escaping all punishment
White property is redistributed to politically connected blacks and latinos (in the style of Robert Mugabe, who Fuhrer-Obama admires)
The only white politician allowed to remain power is the fat, traitorous piece of shiat Chris Christie, who will be the most powerful Kapo in the great American concentration camp


I'm curious as to what he's guaranteeing these against. I'd like to get in on any wagers.
 
2012-11-17 05:34:41 PM
I work 11 hours a day so you welfare leaches can spend all day sucking dick and getting high.

Wait, wait...welfare comes with bee-jays and pot?

Monday, I quit...
 
2012-11-17 05:34:48 PM

Shaggy_C: *Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.


Except, of course, that second to last one, right? Come on - there is no need to fake angry letters from angry jerks on any subject and from any position you can name. The Internet is lousy with them.
 
2012-11-17 05:35:48 PM

Hetfield: jso2897: Now I feel better.

I wish I were half as classy as Nate Born.


Let us all resolve to use him as a role model.
 
2012-11-17 05:35:55 PM

Shaggy_C: *Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.


Now you know how we feel when you try to troll.
 
2012-11-17 05:37:16 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Bareefer Obonghit. Now we know who Weedlord Bonerhitler voted for.


Obonghit/Bonerhitler 2016!
 
2012-11-17 05:37:19 PM

jso2897: Dear Markos Moulitsas,
May I first begin by admitting that I am a Republican that enjoys reading your website. I always enjoy reading opposing viewpoints to gain the perspective of those who disagree with me. I voted for Governor Romney last Tuesday, but after reading a lot posts about the hyper-partisanship throughout the United States, I felt the need to reach out to those who disagree with me, and what better place to do so than the Daily Kos? I just want you and the readers at your website to understand that not all Republicans (actually most) really want President Obama to be successful. We want a strong, vibrant economy, just like you. We may disagree on how to get there, but I don't believe that means we need to be uncivil with one another. Thank you for your time reading this letter; I really appreciate it. I hope God blesses you and your readers.
Sincerely,
Nate Born


RINO! BURN THE HERETIC
 
2012-11-17 05:38:00 PM
all th real votes are mostly republcina?

Jeez...even "birth certifct" guy is face-palming this
 
2012-11-17 05:38:35 PM

Shaggy_C: *Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.


Whatever helps you sleep at night, bruh.

To keep up this illusion, I suggest not reading Yahoo! News comments.
 
2012-11-17 05:41:54 PM
None of those are real. Womp womp
 
2012-11-17 05:42:14 PM
I want my pot and blowjob vouchers.
 
2012-11-17 05:44:21 PM

Hetfield: whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.


That brightened my day.
 
2012-11-17 05:46:58 PM

Tremolo: None of those are real. Womp womp


Nothing Exists

Yamaoka Tesshu, as a young student of Zen, visited one master after another. He called upon Dokuon of Shokoku.

Desiring to show his attainment, he said: "The mind, Buddha, and sentient beings, after all, do not exist. The true nature of phenomena is emptiness. There is no relaization, no delusion, no sage, no mediocrity. There is no giving and nothing to be received."

Dokuon, who was smoking quietly, said nothing. Suddenly he whacked Yamaoka with his bamboo pipe. This made the youth quite angry.

"If nothing exists," inquired Dokuon, "where did this anger come from?"
 
2012-11-17 05:47:17 PM

Great_Milenko: That brightened my day.


Don't let Shaggy_C hear that.
 
2012-11-17 05:47:17 PM
Am I the only one who is pretty sure that most of the hatemail they get is people trolling or Poe's Law situations?
 
2012-11-17 05:48:29 PM

themindiswatching: Didn't know they had Ph.Ds in homosexuality though.


I know a guy that has a PhD in pissing on and getting pissed on with women.

Still lolling over Bareefer Obonghit.
 
2012-11-17 05:48:30 PM

Xyphoid: Am I the only one who is pretty sure that most of the hatemail they get is people trolling or Poe's Law situations?


I doubt it.
 
2012-11-17 05:51:52 PM
Are there people who are really that stupid? Those have to be fiction.
 
2012-11-17 05:56:07 PM
Bareefer Obonghit.

catmacros.files.wordpress.com

That *has* to be trolling. That's too perfect.

/Cat pic is hot.
 
2012-11-17 06:00:31 PM
Sweet Zombie Jesus that's some highly-refined, weapons-grade, hateful derp there. I wonder if any of them had an aneurism, or at least broke some blood vessels in their eyes, while typing their screeds. Wow. Just farkin' wow. You know, I don't partake myself, but I wonder if they shouldn't take advantage of the new pot laws, if they're in those areas. Might calm their crazy down a bit.
 
2012-11-17 06:04:42 PM

Xyphoid: Am I the only one who is pretty sure that most of the hatemail they get is people trolling or Poe's Law situations?


It's so hard to tell these days.
 
2012-11-17 06:08:51 PM
Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage.
insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.
 
2012-11-17 06:26:21 PM

clowncar on fire: Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage. insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.


Who posted that? It must have been deleted.
 
2012-11-17 06:26:43 PM

clowncar on fire: To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.


where is that?
 
2012-11-17 06:26:59 PM

clowncar on fire: Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage. insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.


Not even close. You sound biased.
 
2012-11-17 06:27:18 PM

clowncar on fire: Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage. insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.


It's terrible that you had to read something like that. A gentle, fair, tolerant person such as yourself must have been traumatized by the pure, Hitlerian evil of that Internet post. I apologize on behalf of all humanity.
 
2012-11-17 06:33:01 PM
It's the typical Republican justification for being a total asshole.
 
2012-11-17 06:37:56 PM
OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST WHO HATES AMERICA! OBAMA IS ANTI ISRAEL ANTISEMITE AND SECRTELY PRO-HAMAS!!! PLEASE FIND OUT WHAT HAPPEND IN BENGAZI WHERE AMERICANS WERE KILLED!! OBAMA IS RSPONSIBLE FOR THIS DEATHS BECAUSE HE IS MUSLIM! HE GAVE INFORMATION TO ALQAIDA AND SUCH PEOPEL SO THEY WOULD ATTACK OUR EMBASSY!!!

I've been wondering what the actual accusation with this Benghazi dog and pony show by the right actually is. I've been asking and asking repeatedly, and have yet to get a straight answer.


Thank you, seemingly illiterate retard, for finally filling me in.
 
2012-11-17 06:39:33 PM

fusillade762: Xyphoid: Am I the only one who is pretty sure that most of the hatemail they get is people trolling or Poe's Law situations?

It's so hard to tell these days.


The marijuana one was unbelievable, but the rest? Trolling or no I've seen ALL that shiat comin' from right-wingers as serious belief.
 
2012-11-17 06:42:44 PM

clowncar on fire: Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage. insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.


Pointing out how hateful the right has become by parodying them in their own forums in order to shatter Poe's Law into a million pieces and perhaps bring a long needed sense of shame to those immoral reprobates is somehow hateful in your eyes?

And people who notice other people's racists are racists too presumably by this logic.
 
2012-11-17 06:44:50 PM
Yeah most of those are not believable impersonations of unhinged righties. I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.

When I read really unhinged people I get a sinking feeling in my gut. That dreadful depression that overwhelms me when I realize yet again that people really think that way.

When I read those hatemails my body's only reaction was to roll my eyes.
 
2012-11-17 06:48:30 PM

rthanu: Yeah most of those are not believable impersonations of unhinged righties. I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.

When I read really unhinged people I get a sinking feeling in my gut. That dreadful depression that overwhelms me when I realize yet again that people really think that way.

When I read those hatemails my body's only reaction was to roll my eyes.


Living in Texas, I believe those letters aren't unhinged and racist enough to be from real righties. I'll probably hear much worse around the Thanksgiving Day table at my in-laws this week. Those letters sound like what people isolated in blue states think righties sound like, but they give them too much credit. Not enough n-bombs, for one.
 
2012-11-17 06:53:25 PM

Xyphoid: Am I the only one who is pretty sure that most of the hatemail they get is people trolling or Poe's Law situations?


It's a weekly feature. Of course there's plenty of that going on. Except it's not really "trolling" if you're submitting something you know in advanced is only there for ridicule. It's more just attention whoring, or a game.

That said, Fox News and right wing sites often point to Kos as a big liberal boogeyman, using random comments on some user diary to stir shiat, so there's a pretty steady influx of Republican Party approved derp sent that site's way.
 
2012-11-17 06:58:39 PM

InmanRoshi: OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST WHO HATES AMERICA! OBAMA IS ANTI ISRAEL ANTISEMITE AND SECRTELY PRO-HAMAS!!! PLEASE FIND OUT WHAT HAPPEND IN BENGAZI WHERE AMERICANS WERE KILLED!! OBAMA IS RSPONSIBLE FOR THIS DEATHS BECAUSE HE IS MUSLIM! HE GAVE INFORMATION TO ALQAIDA AND SUCH PEOPEL SO THEY WOULD ATTACK OUR EMBASSY!!!

I've been wondering what the actual accusation with this Benghazi dog and pony show by the right actually is. I've been asking and asking repeatedly, and have yet to get a straight answer.

Thank you, seemingly illiterate retard, for finally filling me in.


And since this is the first and only time anyone actually articulated the theory, it is now the official Benghazi Conspiracy Theory---anyone shouting about "Benghazi" is alleging this theory unless they provide an alternate one.
 
2012-11-17 07:22:07 PM
Bareefer Obonghit is farking fantastic!

Now we need a PS of Fartbongo playing the bongos, farting, with a Rastafarian hat with the dreads sewn on.
 
2012-11-17 07:22:27 PM

Hetfield: whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.


We'll be seeing this a lot around here. Awesome.
 
2012-11-17 07:22:30 PM

rthanu: I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.


Well, you know, anecdotes are a KIND of data. You haven't interacted with people like this, therefore, they MUST NOT exist!
 
2012-11-17 07:26:19 PM

cameroncrazy1984: rthanu: I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.

Well, you know, anecdotes are a KIND of data. You haven't interacted with people like this, therefore, they MUST NOT exist!


Are we in a farking trial right now douche?
 
2012-11-17 07:29:31 PM
No more Twinkies
No more Twinkies
No more Twinkies
No more Twinkies

Couldn't those greedy corporations just done the deal? Was health insurance really going to kill you like pulling the plug didn't?
 
2012-11-17 07:29:55 PM

clowncar on fire: Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage. insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.


Why would a hispanic go to Taco Bell? That's like an italian going to Little Ceasar's.
 
2012-11-17 07:36:26 PM

rthanu: cameroncrazy1984: rthanu: I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.

Well, you know, anecdotes are a KIND of data. You haven't interacted with people like this, therefore, they MUST NOT exist!

Are we in a farking trial right now douche?


I didn't realize that the only place logic existed was within a courtroom.
 
2012-11-17 07:39:46 PM

quatchi: clowncar on fire: Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage. insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.

Pointing out how hateful the right has become by parodying them in their own forums in order to shatter Poe's Law into a million pieces and perhaps bring a long needed sense of shame to those immoral reprobates is somehow hateful in your eyes?

And people who notice other people's racists are racists too presumably by this logic.


While stirring the pot is generally considered despicable behavior Insatiable takes it to a whole new level of hate.

Stupid people say stupid shiat and if you have half a brain, you ignore them recognizing that most of what they say- by default-- is said out of stupid. What Insatiable did was to take advantage of this stupid (selling a dumb yokel the Brooklyn bridge for his life's savings) by encouraging them to to be stupid and then gloating over the fact that they were caught in a compremising position and it would now be shared with the world. Had it have been pitbull he'd been poking with a stick before a dog fight, sure other farkers would have called him out for this. Self admittantly, he has no guilt about his actions as he does not even seem to recognize them as being human. Totally despicable.
 
2012-11-17 07:43:22 PM
No spell checking tonight for me. I'll own up to my own mistakes, thank you.
 
2012-11-17 07:45:54 PM
Obviously that first hater didn't even make it to Disgrase Jr. High.
 
2012-11-17 07:46:06 PM
www.smidgeindustriesltd.com
 
2012-11-17 07:48:00 PM

InmanRoshi: rthanu: Yeah most of those are not believable impersonations of unhinged righties. I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.

When I read really unhinged people I get a sinking feeling in my gut. That dreadful depression that overwhelms me when I realize yet again that people really think that way.

When I read those hatemails my body's only reaction was to roll my eyes.

Living in Texas, I believe those letters aren't unhinged and racist enough to be from real righties. I'll probably hear much worse around the Thanksgiving Day table at my in-laws this week. Those letters sound like what people isolated in blue states think righties sound like, but they give them too much credit. Not enough n-bombs, for one.


You live in TEXAS? I've had you greenie faved as Rational Roshi for a while now. GL through the holidays.
 
2012-11-17 07:51:16 PM

clowncar on fire: Totally despicable.


I totally get the argument that by stirring the pot he's only making the batshiat insane even crazier but I still contend that at the end of the day that which he mocks is far more deserving of the title "despicable" than any attempts to troll righties into a frothy frenzy using their own despicable world view as a stick to poke them with.
 
2012-11-17 07:51:41 PM

Hetfield: whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.


Hadn't heard that one before either. I think that's my new favorite.
 
2012-11-17 08:04:25 PM

clowncar on fire: quatchi: clowncar on fire: Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage. insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.

Pointing out how hateful the right has become by parodying them in their own forums in order to shatter Poe's Law into a million pieces and perhaps bring a long needed sense of shame to those immoral reprobates is somehow hateful in your eyes?

And people who notice other people's racists are racists too presumably by this logic.

While stirring the pot is generally considered despicable behavior Insatiable takes it to a whole new level of hate.

Stupid people say stupid shiat and if you have half a brain, you ignore them recognizing that most of what they say- by default-- is said out of stupid. What Insatiable did was to take advantage of this stupid (selling a dumb yokel the Brooklyn bridge for his life's savings) by encouraging them to to be stupid and then gloating over the fact that they were caught in a compremising position and it would now be shared with the world. Had it have been pitbull he'd been poking with a stick before a dog fight, sure other farkers would have called him out for this ...


As I said before, it's just a terrible tragedy that this traumatic experience happened to you. You, of all people, who is always so reasonable, generous in thought, and tolerant. You, who never calls other people names, or asserts that they are stupid, or implies that they are lazy, greedy social parasites because they voted for a democrat to get free stuff.
Life just isn't fair. Again, I apologize on behalf of all humanity, and especially that rotter Insatiable Jesus. He must be a very bad person to have subjected you to such an outrage, and I hope the heck he's sorry, and appreciates the gravity of what he's done.
 
2012-11-17 08:11:46 PM

yukichigai: Obonghit/Bonerhitler 2016!


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-17 08:15:23 PM

cameroncrazy1984: rthanu: cameroncrazy1984: rthanu: I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.

Well, you know, anecdotes are a KIND of data. You haven't interacted with people like this, therefore, they MUST NOT exist!

Are we in a farking trial right now douche?

I didn't realize that the only place logic existed was within a courtroom.


I didn't realize that it was required when discussing a trivial thing like Poe's Law on the internet. Surely it's unprecedented. Unprecedented even within this thread.

Whatever, objection sustained.
 
2012-11-17 08:22:31 PM

CynicalLA: Shaggy_C: *Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.

Now you know how we feel when you try to troll.


Exactly

img808.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-17 08:30:35 PM
Kos sustains himself on the sweet, sweet tears of the vanquished.

That, and semen.
 
2012-11-17 08:58:34 PM

Smidge204: [www.smidgeindustriesltd.com image 309x327]


I salute you sir, for making me giggle uncontrollably at my screen.
 
2012-11-17 08:58:50 PM

Noam Chimpsky: Kos sustains himself on the sweet, sweet tears of the vanquished.

That, and semen.


I feel your pain, Bro. Hang in there. It'll be all right.
You'll get over it.
 
2012-11-17 08:59:13 PM

neenerist: yukichigai: Obonghit/Bonerhitler 2016!

[i46.tinypic.com image 386x507]


Also well done.
 
2012-11-17 09:02:55 PM

neenerist: yukichigai: Obonghit/Bonerhitler 2016!

[i46.tinypic.com image 386x507]


WTF is that guy's problem?
 
2012-11-17 09:21:40 PM

neenerist: yukichigai: Obonghit/Bonerhitler 2016!

[BareeferObonghit.jpg]


Noice! ^__^
 
2012-11-17 09:38:57 PM
cat is drinking Noam Chimpsky's tears
 
2012-11-17 09:43:53 PM

neenerist: yukichigai: Obonghit/Bonerhitler 2016!

[i46.tinypic.com image 386x507]


2016. The election's in the bag.
 
2012-11-17 10:10:09 PM
Pretty obligatory, but it is missing here

Link
 
2012-11-17 10:22:35 PM
Let'um talk all they like

From the sidebar
img339.imageshack.us
Free huh?
Well, if you through in a cup of coffee?

/on second thought, No
 
2012-11-17 10:30:08 PM

that bosnian sniper: shiatting a hedgehog business end first


I'm looking for a way to work that into every conversation. Starting tomorrow. At breakfast. "Good morning, sweetheart. Did you not sleep well? Because you look like you're shiatting a hedgehog business end first."
 
2012-11-17 10:33:43 PM

that bosnian sniper: Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?


img16.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-17 10:35:58 PM
I like how these right wing christian fundamentalists are suddenly so concerned for the well-being of Jews. These are the same people who spew vitriol about the ZOG and liberal Jews running the media.
But let's say Obama IS a secret anti-Semite Mooslem (which is strange, considering Arabs are Semitic). If Bush didn't ban Ethical Humanist temples from construction, why would Obama, considering freedom of religion is in the constitution?

Also, one letter calls him a Communist and the next letter calls the President "Fuhrer". He can't be a communist and a nazi at the same time. Make up your mind.
 
2012-11-17 11:15:46 PM

rthanu: cameroncrazy1984: rthanu: I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.

Well, you know, anecdotes are a KIND of data. You haven't interacted with people like this, therefore, they MUST NOT exist!

Are we in a farking trial right now douche?


Do you always get this angry when someone points out specifically how you're being stupid and how you can stop?
 
2012-11-17 11:28:12 PM

born_yesterday: Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 550x327]

I mean, what the fark is wrong with that guy? Is he completely unhinged? He's like that chick from the Seinfeld episode that cried about everything except her grandmother dying.


Maybe he has Addison's, it makes you look tan. I have a friend who has Addison's, he misses his steroid medication and he becomes a crying woman, and he knows it.
 
2012-11-18 12:18:28 AM

actualhuman: rthanu: cameroncrazy1984: rthanu: I interact with them from time to time, and while the craziness displayed by them is of equal value to the craziness in those emails, those are just too silly and contrived.

Well, you know, anecdotes are a KIND of data. You haven't interacted with people like this, therefore, they MUST NOT exist!

Are we in a farking trial right now douche?

Do you always get this angry when someone points out specifically how you're being stupid and how you can stop?


Yes.

Obviously I over reacted to being caught using unsound logic on a pure opinion based topic that should bother no one. I'm still trying to figure out why it mattered enough to be abrasive in the first place. This isn't serious business in this thread.

He himself implied that these emails are probably real by pointing to Yahoo! new comments prior in this thread. How is that any different than what he accused me of later? I understand this is another fallacy in that hypocrisy does not make a statement invalid, but I'm not trying to invalidate anyone's statement.

You want to know why? Because strict rules of logic do not need apply for every farking discussion on the internet.
 
2012-11-18 12:20:28 AM

rthanu: Because strict rules of logic do not need apply for every farking discussion on the internet.


Yeah but seriously, avoid anecdotes when you can. Use real data. Otherwise, my hearsay beats yours.
 
2012-11-18 12:51:44 AM
president Bareefer Obonghit


I had to give him an extra half creativity point for this one, heehee.
 
2012-11-18 12:55:22 AM
schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude 
Enough!
 
2012-11-18 12:57:23 AM
Is that how this all came to be on this big Gay Al Gore's boatride?


Hahahaa. You gotta admit this is some good material.
 
2012-11-18 01:30:23 AM
I have an old friend of over twenty years that un-friended me on Facebook the night Obama was re-elected. I had made not a single political post on Facebook, yet he still dumped me because he knows I am an Obama fan. He un-friended at least 4 other people that I know of because of his Republican butthurt.

Part of his hatred toward Obama is based in race. I had thought the racial comments he made over the years were just jokes. Evidently, they were not.

Anyway... I just thought of a little passive-aggressive way to needle him. He has a pretty common English name. I just checked, and there are dozens of exactly named people on Facebook. Some of them are young, black and urban. I should friend one or more of these guys and just replace him. When the notification goes out that I am now friends with so & so, our mutual friends will think he came to his senses - until they notice the profile pic is a bit darker. I think it's pretty funny and not too mean spirited. What do you guys think?
 
2012-11-18 01:35:50 AM

Loucifer: I have an old friend of over twenty years that un-friended me on Facebook the night Obama was re-elected. I had made not a single political post on Facebook, yet he still dumped me because he knows I am an Obama fan. He un-friended at least 4 other people that I know of because of his Republican butthurt.

Part of his hatred toward Obama is based in race. I had thought the racial comments he made over the years were just jokes. Evidently, they were not.

Anyway... I just thought of a little passive-aggressive way to needle him. He has a pretty common English name. I just checked, and there are dozens of exactly named people on Facebook. Some of them are young, black and urban. I should friend one or more of these guys and just replace him. When the notification goes out that I am now friends with so & so, our mutual friends will think he came to his senses - until they notice the profile pic is a bit darker. I think it's pretty funny and not too mean spirited. What do you guys think?


Go for it.
 
2012-11-18 01:38:49 AM

Loucifer: I have an old friend of over twenty years that un-friended me on Facebook the night Obama was re-elected. I had made not a single political post on Facebook, yet he still dumped me because he knows I am an Obama fan. He un-friended at least 4 other people that I know of because of his Republican butthurt.

Part of his hatred toward Obama is based in race. I had thought the racial comments he made over the years were just jokes. Evidently, they were not.

Anyway... I just thought of a little passive-aggressive way to needle him. He has a pretty common English name. I just checked, and there are dozens of exactly named people on Facebook. Some of them are young, black and urban. I should friend one or more of these guys and just replace him. When the notification goes out that I am now friends with so & so, our mutual friends will think he came to his senses - until they notice the profile pic is a bit darker. I think it's pretty funny and not too mean spirited. What do you guys think?


Do it.
 
2012-11-18 01:56:39 AM

DrgnMech: Legal pot is the same thing as legal rape or legal murder. Most criminals have a backgrounds in atheism and homosexuality and smoking pot, these things are connected. You take rights from actual Americans and make it legal to use drugs and rob and murder.

This person is clearly a scholar who can teach us much of the world.


And perhaps many other worlds in distant far off galaxies. Perhaps even planet Kolob
 
2012-11-18 02:19:15 AM

Loucifer: What do you guys think?


www.knuckletattoos.com

Works for me.

/Hot.
 
2012-11-18 02:43:54 AM
I work 11 hours a day so you welfare leaches can spend all day sucking dick and getting high.

I don't mind the high part, but is the dick sucking mandatory?
 
2012-11-18 03:12:03 AM

Loucifer: I have an old friend of over twenty years that un-friended me on Facebook the night Obama was re-elected. I had made not a single political post on Facebook, yet he still dumped me because he knows I am an Obama fan. He un-friended at least 4 other people that I know of because of his Republican butthurt.

Part of his hatred toward Obama is based in race. I had thought the racial comments he made over the years were just jokes. Evidently, they were not.

Anyway... I just thought of a little passive-aggressive way to needle him. He has a pretty common English name. I just checked, and there are dozens of exactly named people on Facebook. Some of them are young, black and urban. I should friend one or more of these guys and just replace him. When the notification goes out that I am now friends with so & so, our mutual friends will think he came to his senses - until they notice the profile pic is a bit darker. I think it's pretty funny and not too mean spirited. What do you guys think?


Great idea, but what are you going to type in the friend request message? Just explain the whole thing to a stranger? ;)
 
2012-11-18 03:12:44 AM

Insult Comic Bishounen: that bosnian sniper: Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?

[img16.imageshack.us image 550x327]


Ha!
 
2012-11-18 04:05:47 AM

Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 550x327]



xtupload.com
 
2012-11-18 05:49:25 AM

Loucifer: I have an old friend of over twenty years that un-friended me on Facebook the night Obama was re-elected. I had made not a single political post on Facebook, yet he still dumped me because he knows I am an Obama fan. He un-friended at least 4 other people that I know of because of his Republican butthurt.

Part of his hatred toward Obama is based in race. I had thought the racial comments he made over the years were just jokes. Evidently, they were not.

Anyway... I just thought of a little passive-aggressive way to needle him. He has a pretty common English name. I just checked, and there are dozens of exactly named people on Facebook. Some of them are young, black and urban. I should friend one or more of these guys and just replace him. When the notification goes out that I am now friends with so & so, our mutual friends will think he came to his senses - until they notice the profile pic is a bit darker. I think it's pretty funny and not too mean spirited. What do you guys think?


mynetimages.com
DO EET!
 
2012-11-18 07:44:38 AM
Some people are just weird.
 
2012-11-18 07:51:29 AM

born_yesterday: Such angry, angry, stupid people.

I almost feel sorry for them.


I'm wondering how many of them actually took the time to get out and vote?

that bosnian sniper: Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?


In the one in the article, he looks like he just smelled a fresh batch of air-biscuits.
 
2012-11-18 08:15:27 AM

Loucifer: I have an old friend of over twenty years that un-friended me on Facebook the night Obama was re-elected. I had made not a single political post on Facebook, yet he still dumped me because he knows I am an Obama fan. He un-friended at least 4 other people that I know of because of his Republican butthurt.


Ha! I've had basically the same experience.
 
2012-11-18 08:24:04 AM
Bareefer Obonghit How about AIDS?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-18 09:19:31 AM

jso2897: Hetfield: jso2897: Now I feel better.

I wish I were half as classy as Nate Born.

Let us all resolve to use him as a role model.


I agree, but if his party tries more "American Democracy Über Alles" crap, I don't promise to be civil.

Taxes, fiscal policy, regulations, etc.? We can talk. Murder parties? No.
 
2012-11-18 09:40:34 AM

shastacola: Bareefer Obonghit. Best ever.


Bareefer Obonghit, Weedlord.

Put his proper title in there.
 
2012-11-18 10:02:45 AM

CptnSpldng: shastacola: Bareefer Obonghit. Best ever.

Bareefer Obonghit, Weedlord CZAR.

Put his proper title in there.


FTFY
 
2012-11-18 10:18:26 AM

Kittypie070: Loucifer: I have an old friend of over twenty years that un-friended me on Facebook the night Obama was re-elected. I had made not a single political post on Facebook, yet he still dumped me because he knows I am an Obama fan. He un-friended at least 4 other people that I know of because of his Republican butthurt.

Part of his hatred toward Obama is based in race. I had thought the racial comments he made over the years were just jokes. Evidently, they were not.

Anyway... I just thought of a little passive-aggressive way to needle him. He has a pretty common English name. I just checked, and there are dozens of exactly named people on Facebook. Some of them are young, black and urban. I should friend one or more of these guys and just replace him. When the notification goes out that I am now friends with so & so, our mutual friends will think he came to his senses - until they notice the profile pic is a bit darker. I think it's pretty funny and not too mean spirited. What do you guys think?

Go for it.


This
 
2012-11-18 10:33:04 AM

Loucifer:

Anyway... I just thought of a little passive-aggressive way to needle him. He has a pretty common English name. I just checked, and there are dozens of exactly named people on Facebook. Some of them are young, black and urban. I should friend one or more of these guys and just replace him. When the notification goes out that I am now friends with so & so, our mutual friends will think he came to his senses - until they notice the profile pic is a bit darker. I think it's pretty funny and not too mean spirited. What do you guys think?



Some guy who has been in your life for many years dumped you. So you're going to go find some complete stranger and use him to make the guy who dumped you mad.

Basically, you're every lame ex-girlfriend every guy dumped in their 20s. Good luck with that.
 
2012-11-18 12:15:57 PM

Xyphoid: Am I the only one who is pretty sure that most of the hatemail they get is people trolling or Poe's Law situations?


Nobody puts that much effort into a joke. Freepers and the letter writers are sad, pathetic and probably insane.
 
2012-11-18 01:13:54 PM
"A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day, a more tranquil night, and a bright, infinite future." - Leonard Bernstein

A conservative tries to bring about that change, rather than dream about it...
 
2012-11-18 01:51:16 PM

bullsballs: A conservative tries to bring about that change....


'Change', not 'change back'.
 
2012-11-18 10:40:19 PM

rthanu: He himself implied that these emails are probably real by pointing to Yahoo! new comments prior in this thread. How is that any different than what he accused me of later?


The difference is that the statement under discussion is "there are no people like this; these emails must be fake."

Saying "there are people just like this on Yahoo, see for yourself" is a pretty good argument, because it is proof of existence by example. Saying "I don't know such people, therefore they don't exist" is not a good argument.

I would like to point out that I'm pointing this out for fun, not for consideration in a court of lawl.
 
2012-11-18 11:32:46 PM
i1162.photobucket.com

The tears of butthurt... like lemon drops of pure joy...
 
2012-11-19 01:41:42 AM

Doc Ok: rthanu: He himself implied that these emails are probably real by pointing to Yahoo! new comments prior in this thread. How is that any different than what he accused me of later?

The difference is that the statement under discussion is "there are no people like this; these emails must be fake."

Saying "there are people just like this on Yahoo, see for yourself" is a pretty good argument, because it is proof of existence by example. Saying "I don't know such people, therefore they don't exist" is not a good argument.

I would like to point out that I'm pointing this out for fun, not for consideration in a court of lawl.


Just because of my inability to drop any argument, often against better judgement, I will say this.

His implication that going to Yahoo! news and reading the comments will verify the authenticity of these emails is no different than me saying that my experience in going to similar places makes me conclude the opposite.

Whether "I've never seen people like this, these emails are obviously fake" is an accurate description of how my post came off, my intentions were something more like "I don't think these emails are believable, because of reading the real ones". (I also think that the language I used should lend itself to this being a more accurate statement, but I'm biased.) I *think* there is a difference between those statements. Regardless, they are both baseless, but so is his, "Go read real loons; you will conclude also that these are real"

I should have also said "Some" of the emails aren't believable. Some are really Poe's Law applicable, but Bareefer Obonghit? C'mon, really?
 
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