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2012-11-17 04:36:38 PM
I work 11 hours a day so you welfare leaches can spend all day sucking dick and getting high.

I have to hear this from my fluffers all the goddamned time. Look, I keep clean and you get paid. Man up or go back to work in craft services.
 
2012-11-17 05:10:37 PM
whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.
 
2012-11-17 05:12:54 PM
I've seen a lot of freeper posts in my day and those aren't freepers. I'm calling shenanigans.
 
2012-11-17 05:13:09 PM
Bareefer Obonghit. Best ever.
 
2012-11-17 05:15:12 PM
Meh, election night freeper posts were much better
 
2012-11-17 05:15:30 PM
Bareefer Obonghit. Now we know who Weedlord Bonerhitler voted for.
 
2012-11-17 05:16:07 PM

Hetfield: whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.


I just cannot believe someone is clever enough to come up with that, that site is 80% troll.
 
2012-11-17 05:16:48 PM
Such angry, angry, stupid people.

I almost feel sorry for them.
 
2012-11-17 05:16:54 PM
Legal pot is the same thing as legal rape or legal murder. Most criminals have a backgrounds in atheism and homosexuality and smoking pot, these things are connected. You take rights from actual Americans and make it legal to use drugs and rob and murder.

This person is clearly a scholar who can teach us much of the world.
 
2012-11-17 05:17:41 PM
From the comments:

... on the sweet, sweet tears of the defeated!
Please let us chug the salty sadness of Republican despair; let our shoes stick to the floor with the uncontrolled snot breaching their dignity as it inundates with their hopeless weeping.
As they collapse in a grimaces of abandonned hope, stalactites of spit shimmering at their howling pie-holes, let us dance away, singing and laughing and skipping, escorted by trilling wildbirds, happy dogs, and prancing ponies, hand in hand towards a better day!


I lol'd.
 
2012-11-17 05:17:57 PM

thamike: I work 11 hours a day so you welfare leaches can spend all day sucking dick and getting high.

I have to hear this from my fluffers all the goddamned time. Look, I keep clean and you get paid. Man up or go back to work in craft services.


...I would think for these guys, Craft Services would be a promotion...
 
2012-11-17 05:19:03 PM
Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?
 
2012-11-17 05:19:12 PM

Hetfield: whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.


OMG!!! WEEDLORD BONEHITLER FOR SCOTUS
 
2012-11-17 05:22:24 PM
I just can't stop laughing. These people are farking insane. Complete disconnect from reality.

Response to every screeching tirade: Yum yum yum yum, your tears are delicious!

AHAHAAAAAA!
 
2012-11-17 05:23:06 PM

that bosnian sniper: Is it just me or does Boehner look like he's shiatting a hedgehog business end first in half the pictures that are ever taken of him?


And those are just the pics of him in a good mood!
 
2012-11-17 05:23:15 PM
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-17 05:24:14 PM

DrgnMech: Legal pot is the same thing as legal rape or legal murder. Most criminals have a backgrounds in atheism and homosexuality and smoking pot, these things are connected. You take rights from actual Americans and make it legal to use drugs and rob and murder.

This person is clearly a scholar who can teach us much of the world.


It's true. Didn't know they had Ph.Ds in homosexuality though.

/maybe he's just a lecturer
 
2012-11-17 05:24:20 PM
That first letter was spectacular. But I liked the second to last one:
Congrats

Dear Markos Moulitsas,
May I first begin by admitting that I am a Republican that enjoys reading your website. I always enjoy reading opposing viewpoints to gain the perspective of those who disagree with me. I voted for Governor Romney last Tuesday, but after reading a lot posts about the hyper-partisanship throughout the United States, I felt the need to reach out to those who disagree with me, and what better place to do so than the Daily Kos? I just want you and the readers at your website to understand that not all Republicans (actually most) really want President Obama to be successful. We want a strong, vibrant economy, just like you. We may disagree on how to get there, but I don't believe that means we need to be uncivil with one another. Thank you for your time reading this letter; I really appreciate it. I hope God blesses you and your readers.
Sincerely,
Nate Born

Now I feel better.
 
2012-11-17 05:24:24 PM
You are even worse than Hitler because he didnt try to make people smoke pot.

Not gonna lie. I LOLed.
 
2012-11-17 05:25:52 PM

shastacola: Bareefer Obonghit. Best ever.


Came here to say that.
 
2012-11-17 05:26:25 PM

Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 550x327]


I mean, what the fark is wrong with that guy? Is he completely unhinged? He's like that chick from the Seinfeld episode that cried about everything except her grandmother dying.
 
2012-11-17 05:27:59 PM

Whiskey Pete:


I bet he is just insufferable on the golf course. The kind of whiny, pontificating asshole you ditch at the turn, if not sooner
 
2012-11-17 05:28:07 PM
Well, Kos might be a dick, but he's MY Dick!

err, Wait.

/Actually enjoyed reading those, so I'm a bit of a dick too
 
2012-11-17 05:29:03 PM
*Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.
 
2012-11-17 05:30:19 PM
Behold, Republicans!!!! The highest ranking official from your party!!! 3rd in line to the Presidency!!!!! Look at him!!! LOOK AT HIM AND KNOW THIS IS THE MAN LEADING YOUR CHARGE!!!!!

i1162.photobucket.com

/he just [sniffle] loves America so much
//hahahahahahahhaaaaaa
///Oh God, these tears are farking delicious
 
2012-11-17 05:31:39 PM

jso2897: Now I feel better.


I wish I were half as classy as Nate Born.
 
2012-11-17 05:33:48 PM
I'm going to name my first kid Bareefer Obonghit. It just rolls off the tongue. Best one yet.
 
2012-11-17 05:34:30 PM
The following are 100% guaranteed:
Fuhrer-Obama declares war on Israel
Building synagogs is banned by law
Special tax only on jewish people
Term limits for presidents are lifted
Private healthcare is made illegal (many doctors arrested)
Most judges replaced with "judges" affilated with the New Black Panther party, leading to black criminals escaping all punishment
White property is redistributed to politically connected blacks and latinos (in the style of Robert Mugabe, who Fuhrer-Obama admires)
The only white politician allowed to remain power is the fat, traitorous piece of shiat Chris Christie, who will be the most powerful Kapo in the great American concentration camp


I'm curious as to what he's guaranteeing these against. I'd like to get in on any wagers.
 
2012-11-17 05:34:41 PM
I work 11 hours a day so you welfare leaches can spend all day sucking dick and getting high.

Wait, wait...welfare comes with bee-jays and pot?

Monday, I quit...
 
2012-11-17 05:34:48 PM

Shaggy_C: *Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.


Except, of course, that second to last one, right? Come on - there is no need to fake angry letters from angry jerks on any subject and from any position you can name. The Internet is lousy with them.
 
2012-11-17 05:35:48 PM

Hetfield: jso2897: Now I feel better.

I wish I were half as classy as Nate Born.


Let us all resolve to use him as a role model.
 
2012-11-17 05:35:55 PM

Shaggy_C: *Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.


Now you know how we feel when you try to troll.
 
2012-11-17 05:37:16 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Bareefer Obonghit. Now we know who Weedlord Bonerhitler voted for.


Obonghit/Bonerhitler 2016!
 
2012-11-17 05:37:19 PM

jso2897: Dear Markos Moulitsas,
May I first begin by admitting that I am a Republican that enjoys reading your website. I always enjoy reading opposing viewpoints to gain the perspective of those who disagree with me. I voted for Governor Romney last Tuesday, but after reading a lot posts about the hyper-partisanship throughout the United States, I felt the need to reach out to those who disagree with me, and what better place to do so than the Daily Kos? I just want you and the readers at your website to understand that not all Republicans (actually most) really want President Obama to be successful. We want a strong, vibrant economy, just like you. We may disagree on how to get there, but I don't believe that means we need to be uncivil with one another. Thank you for your time reading this letter; I really appreciate it. I hope God blesses you and your readers.
Sincerely,
Nate Born


RINO! BURN THE HERETIC
 
2012-11-17 05:38:00 PM
all th real votes are mostly republcina?

Jeez...even "birth certifct" guy is face-palming this
 
2012-11-17 05:38:35 PM

Shaggy_C: *Yawn* Too obvious. No subtlety at all, these are all just liberals poking fun at conservatives by impersonating them all.


Whatever helps you sleep at night, bruh.

To keep up this illusion, I suggest not reading Yahoo! News comments.
 
2012-11-17 05:41:54 PM
None of those are real. Womp womp
 
2012-11-17 05:42:14 PM
I want my pot and blowjob vouchers.
 
2012-11-17 05:44:21 PM

Hetfield: whats even more disgusting is that a majority of americans vote for your PHONY DICTATOR drug-dealer president Bareefer Obonghit

Bareefer Obonghit. Fantastic.


That brightened my day.
 
2012-11-17 05:46:58 PM

Tremolo: None of those are real. Womp womp


Nothing Exists

Yamaoka Tesshu, as a young student of Zen, visited one master after another. He called upon Dokuon of Shokoku.

Desiring to show his attainment, he said: "The mind, Buddha, and sentient beings, after all, do not exist. The true nature of phenomena is emptiness. There is no relaization, no delusion, no sage, no mediocrity. There is no giving and nothing to be received."

Dokuon, who was smoking quietly, said nothing. Suddenly he whacked Yamaoka with his bamboo pipe. This made the youth quite angry.

"If nothing exists," inquired Dokuon, "where did this anger come from?"
 
2012-11-17 05:47:17 PM

Great_Milenko: That brightened my day.


Don't let Shaggy_C hear that.
 
2012-11-17 05:47:17 PM
Am I the only one who is pretty sure that most of the hatemail they get is people trolling or Poe's Law situations?
 
2012-11-17 05:48:29 PM

themindiswatching: Didn't know they had Ph.Ds in homosexuality though.


I know a guy that has a PhD in pissing on and getting pissed on with women.

Still lolling over Bareefer Obonghit.
 
2012-11-17 05:48:30 PM

Xyphoid: Am I the only one who is pretty sure that most of the hatemail they get is people trolling or Poe's Law situations?


I doubt it.
 
2012-11-17 05:51:52 PM
Are there people who are really that stupid? Those have to be fiction.
 
2012-11-17 05:56:07 PM
Bareefer Obonghit.

catmacros.files.wordpress.com

That *has* to be trolling. That's too perfect.

/Cat pic is hot.
 
2012-11-17 06:00:31 PM
Sweet Zombie Jesus that's some highly-refined, weapons-grade, hateful derp there. I wonder if any of them had an aneurism, or at least broke some blood vessels in their eyes, while typing their screeds. Wow. Just farkin' wow. You know, I don't partake myself, but I wonder if they shouldn't take advantage of the new pot laws, if they're in those areas. Might calm their crazy down a bit.
 
2012-11-17 06:04:42 PM

Xyphoid: Am I the only one who is pretty sure that most of the hatemail they get is people trolling or Poe's Law situations?


It's so hard to tell these days.
 
2012-11-17 06:08:51 PM
Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage.
insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.
 
2012-11-17 06:26:21 PM

clowncar on fire: Dear GOP/Tea Party - You ever wonder how many of these "conservatives" posting online are actually your people? Ever wonder how many Libtards are there in every forum, provoking and pushing back the boundaries of what is acceptable?

You embraced the racists, the greedy and the low information warmongers - thank you for providing us Liberals the canvas upon which we paint you in whatever style we choose to. Just try and settle your extremists down, call for order and lay out rational reasons why they must bite their tongues for a bit - and I will be there on your forums calling people RINOs and babbling about abortion and Jesus.

Enjoy being ratfarked, you pieces of human garbage. insatiable Jesus

To date, the most hateful thing i have ever seen posted on fark.

Part time hobby probably includes taking pictures of hispanics at Taco Bell and african americans at Popeyes and then posting to racist web sites for S & G's. And kicking kittens.


Who posted that? It must have been deleted.
 
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