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(AZ Family)   In a twist that nobody saw coming, the woman who drove onto an airport runway with her kid in the backseat is crazy. And crazy hot   (azfamily.com ) divider line
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2012-11-17 03:58:44 PM  
Ikahoshi
2012-11-17 03:26:35 PM

Dating a hot chick and the sinking feeling you get when she begins behaving strangely, and two hours later you find yourself thinking about how one should bail out of a moving car.

Oddly enough it has happened to me twice in my life.

/Only twice? You sound young
 
2012-11-17 04:00:19 PM  

Mark Ratner: At least she doesn't have a big head, big head, big head as far as I can tell.


As someone with a husky head, I take exception to your remark
 
2012-11-17 04:00:44 PM  

crzytxn: This. It's the mothers fault for naming her "Koko."


At least she didn't name her "Chim-Chim" or something.


The water was cold: KoKo Cuckoo Nicole Anderson


*snert*


Mr. Ekshun: Her mother's name is Bebe. I think the crazy might be hereditary.


You know, I don't think you're TOO far off there...
 
2012-11-17 04:01:55 PM  

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


c69282.r82.cf3.rackcdn.com

Ew, neck fat, would not hit it
 
2012-11-17 04:08:57 PM  
"She's not going to be stable until she gets on medication. I'm so scared. I'm at a loss of how to help her," Bebe Anderson said, noting that her daughter suffers from a bi-polar disorder. "I'm just really hoping someone can advocate for her."

Someone to advocate for her? How about her mother?
 
2012-11-17 04:11:00 PM  

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


She'll be 100 pounds in no time after a few years in prison.

Kinda like me. I just keep getting thinner.

Not exactly the way I planned on fitting into the wedding dress, but whatever works?
 
2012-11-17 04:14:11 PM  

Bubba_the_Hutt: Jon iz teh kewl: Obama4Life: Is 'Hot' the new internet meme for ugly?

it's the new zero wing

[image.gamespotcdn.net image 241x171]

[static.prtst.net image 400x279]


cause inhalants kill

Link
 
2012-11-17 04:24:45 PM  
I found her very attractive considering I was looking at a booking photo. Sexy hair is sexy to Acharne. That and I think brunettes are the most fantastic thing on the planet.
 
2012-11-17 04:28:10 PM  

Acharne: I found her very attractive considering I was looking at a booking photo. Sexy hair is sexy to Acharne. That and I think brunettes are the most fantastic thing on the planet.


She'll probably be out of jail in no time, and feeling pretty frisky. The early bird gets the worm, and all that.
 
2012-11-17 04:28:51 PM  
Koko is short for Cocaine Whore.
 
2012-11-17 04:36:28 PM  
Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

Would hit it.
 
2012-11-17 04:36:28 PM  

DandyDon: Never... ever... stick your dick in crazy. Just ask Petraeus how that goes.


Words of wisdom. Can't do this, can't do that, everything is illegal, but go right ahead and make crazy girl pregnant. Makes me want to hit something with a baseball bat.

Sadness: you check out mental health forums, frickin' women that know they are mentally ill chatting away about how they're going to go off their meds for a lil while so they won't harm the baby. Gotdam stupidarsebiatches shouldn't be reproducing. The medical field pisses me off, they should simply quietly make sure the cray-cray cannot Xerox. snip snip stitch stitch, men and women. long overdue. actually, back when people would let common sense prevail, this practice was pretty common. you don't have to go out and kill a million people to enjoy eugenics. just don't let the three headed chickens reproduce, that's all. crazy, junkies, alcoholics, recidivists, terminally unemployed, the list could go on all day. most people aren't fit to reproduce. dammit how i hate people.
 
2012-11-17 04:39:31 PM  

FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."


What he said.
 
2012-11-17 04:40:30 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.


Word up.
 
2012-11-17 04:41:36 PM  

St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.


I concur heartily.
 
2012-11-17 04:46:12 PM  
All heterosexual women have mental health issues...they find men attractive and will put a penis in their mouth. We rely on it...don't discourage it.
 
2012-11-17 04:56:52 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.


This
 
2012-11-17 05:01:08 PM  

LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

This


In not so many words, granted, but verily.
 
2012-11-17 05:05:31 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.


Ditto.
 
2012-11-17 05:06:22 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

This

In not so many words, granted, but verily.


Indubitably!
 
2012-11-17 05:08:19 PM  

JonnyBGoode: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

Ditto.


St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

This

In not so many words, granted, but verily.

Indubitably!


I am in the humblest agreement with these fellows.
 
2012-11-17 05:11:56 PM  

aspAddict: According to her FB page, she used to live in Ogden, Utah. It all makes sense now.

/From Ogden
//Thought about driving my car through an airport a few times


West of Ogden now......I just lie low and wait for the bullet rain to stop.
 
2012-11-17 05:19:36 PM  

St_Francis_P: Indubitably!


Shhhhh! You'll wake him up!
 
2012-11-17 05:21:52 PM  

KrispyKritter: DandyDon: Never... ever... stick your dick in crazy. Just ask Petraeus how that goes.

Words of wisdom. Can't do this, can't do that, everything is illegal, but go right ahead and make crazy girl pregnant. Makes me want to hit something with a baseball bat.

Sadness: you check out mental health forums, frickin' women that know they are mentally ill chatting away about how they're going to go off their meds for a lil while so they won't harm the baby. Gotdam stupidarsebiatches shouldn't be reproducing. The medical field pisses me off, they should simply quietly make sure the cray-cray cannot Xerox. snip snip stitch stitch, men and women. long overdue. actually, back when people would let common sense prevail, this practice was pretty common. you don't have to go out and kill a million people to enjoy eugenics. just don't let the three headed chickens reproduce, that's all. crazy, junkies, alcoholics, recidivists, terminally unemployed, the list could go on all day. most people aren't fit to reproduce. dammit how i hate people.


gotta groooow cause your life is a gift don't abuse it
 
2012-11-17 05:22:44 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: JonnyBGoode: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

Ditto.

St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

This

In not so many words, granted, but verily.

Indubitably!

I am in the humblest agreement with these fellows.


As am I.
 
2012-11-17 05:25:25 PM  

Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: JonnyBGoode: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

Ditto.

St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

This

In not so many words, granted, but verily.

Indubitably!

I am in the humblest agreement with these fellows.

As am I.


That.
 
2012-11-17 05:26:31 PM  

Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: JonnyBGoode: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

Ditto.

St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

This

In not so many words, granted, but verily.

Indubitably!

I am in the humblest agreement with these fellows.

As am I.


I think that this gentleman is making a lot of excellent points that leave me compelled to express my solidarity.
 
2012-11-17 05:27:14 PM  

Winterlight: Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: JonnyBGoode: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

Ditto.

St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: St_Francis_P: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

What he said.

Word up.

I concur heartily.

This

In not so many words, granted, but verily.

Indubitably!

I am in the humblest agreement with these fellows.

As am I.

That.


The other.
 
2012-11-17 05:34:33 PM  
The wavy hair must have done something to subby's vision, because that is not hot. She's chunky in a maybe semi-hittable sort of way, but not chunky hot hittable.

/ Subby -1
 
2012-11-17 05:38:26 PM  
You can tell she's a naughty girl.
 
2012-11-17 05:41:18 PM  
She looks like the kind of woman who would drown her kid in the tub...
 
2012-11-17 05:47:45 PM  

JonnyBGoode: (I'd probably have issues too if my parents named me after a gorilla...)


Came here to make this very comment.
 
2012-11-17 05:52:37 PM  
Hard to tell if she's a fatty. If not a fatty, I bet she cleans up well.
 
2012-11-17 06:02:25 PM  
obligatory
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-17 06:05:04 PM  

FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

Would hit it.


Over 9000 years ago.

/Seriously, it's one of the internet's first memes. Are you new?
 
2012-11-17 06:06:20 PM  

foxyshadis: First thought:
media.azfamily.com
[i.cdn.turner.com image 150x200]


Wrong crazy. Right crazy:
gallery.celebritypro.com
 
2012-11-17 06:23:47 PM  
Get her back on her meds, she'll be just fine. And I know all you guys are looking for a baby to raise.
 
2012-11-17 06:28:12 PM  
Most of you guys wouldn't be farking her in the neck anyway.
 
2012-11-17 07:00:18 PM  

give me doughnuts: gja: edmo: Why do people continue to insist you can't judge a book by its cover? Her visage screams "run for your lives."

You know what they say, "Never ever stick your dick in crazy".

/and yet, her crotchfruit is irrefutable proof someone, somewhere was dumb enough to ignore this rule

Someone always ignores this rule.


Guilty
 
2012-11-17 07:06:37 PM  

martid4: Most of you guys wouldn't be farking her in the neck anyway.


You never know. Most of them are pretty new to this.
 
2012-11-17 07:43:11 PM  
Rule still applies
 
2012-11-17 09:51:47 PM  

Hickory-smoked: gja: edmo: Why do people continue to insist you can't judge a book by its cover? Her visage screams "run for your lives."

You know what they say, "Never ever stick your dick in crazy".

/and yet, her crotchfruit is irrefutable proof someone, somewhere was dumb enough to ignore this rule

A 21-year old on a bi-polar upswing can make a young man ignore all kinds of things.


Why am I thinking of this?

www.datelinezero.com

Oh, now I remember. "Do not insert penis past the dotted line".
 
2012-11-17 09:58:35 PM  
www.metrocandy.com

But still would do the

innerurban.com

With her.
 
2012-11-18 01:16:25 PM  
Came for "Koo Koo for CoCo Puffs" reference, leaving satisfied.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-18 02:19:32 PM  

FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."


I know this particular post has been covered pretty thoroughly, but I'm just curious how someone here since 2007 finally reached a snapping point about the use of "this" in comment replies.
 
2012-11-18 04:52:44 PM  

theorellior: FarkerSnow: Tired of the whole "this" thing in replies. When did "this" become a thing? We know you're responding to that, the words are right there. Booo "this."

I know this particular post has been covered pretty thoroughly, but I'm just curious how someone here since 2007 finally reached a snapping point about the use of "this" in comment replies.


Could it be experiencing a resurgence? I've read almost every headline since 2007, but I've never seen it until a few weeks ago. Then again, I've had a lot more time lately to read fark comments and not just the headlines.

My sincere thanks to the good farkers who have kindly agreed with me.
 
2012-11-18 05:28:32 PM  

Acharne: I found her very attractive considering I was looking at a booking photo. Sexy hair is sexy to Acharne. That and I think brunettes are the most fantastic thing on the planet.


Gentlemen prefer blondes...

well, my husband does at least ;)
 
2012-11-18 07:31:47 PM  

SnyderCat: Acharne: I found her very attractive considering I was looking at a booking photo. Sexy hair is sexy to Acharne. That and I think brunettes are the most fantastic thing on the planet.

Gentlemen prefer blondes...

well, my husband does at least ;)


My husband, upon finding out I once dyed my hair black before we met, requested I do so again. My natural color is dark brown, so... it was a little odd but he seemed pleased with the end results :D
 
2012-11-19 03:28:48 PM  

ladyfortuna: SnyderCat: Acharne: I found her very attractive considering I was looking at a booking photo. Sexy hair is sexy to Acharne. That and I think brunettes are the most fantastic thing on the planet.

Gentlemen prefer blondes...

well, my husband does at least ;)

My husband, upon finding out I once dyed my hair black before we met, requested I do so again. My natural color is dark brown, so... it was a little odd but he seemed pleased with the end results :D


I've had black hair...and I am milk pale. Add a little red lipstick and you have total goth chick.

Really does it for the hubby, if you know what I mean? LOL

Just add that French maid costume and you have Frieday night :>
 
2012-11-20 12:17:40 AM  
We don't really bother with costumes ^_~
 
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