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(AZ Family)   In a twist that nobody saw coming, the woman who drove onto an airport runway with her kid in the backseat is crazy. And crazy hot   (azfamily.com) divider line 102
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2012-11-17 10:56:57 AM
Well, crazy in any event.
 
2012-11-17 12:12:26 PM
Crazy chick from Arizona? Say it isn't so.

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2012-11-17 12:21:12 PM
She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.
 
2012-11-17 12:38:00 PM

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


At least she's not Fark headline hot, in which case the ugly would cause our computers to crash.
 
2012-11-17 12:45:49 PM

St_Francis_P: Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.

At least she's not Fark headline hot, in which case the ugly would cause our computers to crash.


Yeah, I expected her to be hideous, and she's got a pretty face. Still beneath my standards. Would not bang.
 
2012-11-17 01:28:08 PM
Phil: It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track airport runway."
Gus: Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.

media.screened.com
 
2012-11-17 01:31:03 PM

St_Francis_P: Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.

At least she's not Fark headline hot, in which case the ugly would cause our computers to crash.


This. A promise in a headline that a woman mentioned in TFA is "hot" usually leads to a pic of a 400 lb whale or someone who's absolutely destroyed herself with meth.
 
2012-11-17 01:36:11 PM
From the article: The 21-year-old woman who crashed through a gate at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport and drove on the runway with her infant son in the car has a history of mental illness, her mother says.

KoKo Nicole Anderson, from nearby Mesa, was booked into jail on aggravated DUI and criminal damage charges.


I blame the craziness on her having been named "KoKo."
 
2012-11-17 02:09:29 PM
Why do people continue to insist you can't judge a book by its cover? Her visage screams "run for your lives."
 
2012-11-17 02:21:01 PM

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


images.tzaam.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-17 02:26:54 PM

edmo: Why do people continue to insist you can't judge a book by its cover? Her visage screams "run for your lives."


You know what they say, "Never ever stick your dick in crazy".

/and yet, her crotchfruit is irrefutable proof someone, somewhere was dumb enough to ignore this rule
 
2012-11-17 02:28:54 PM
She was probably hotter before the kid, and crazy tends to lend something of a je ne sais quoi to things in person that add to the hotness. Remember: if crazy wasn't hot, crazy wouldn't be able to breed.
 
2012-11-17 02:29:05 PM

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


Have a couple of drinks and then get back to us. She's not bad looking, probably cleans up real nice.

/female
//don't care either way, just observing.
///ex-coworker used that line on me when we went to a wedding, wtf dude
 
2012-11-17 02:30:08 PM

jake_lex: St_Francis_P: Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.

At least she's not Fark headline hot, in which case the ugly would cause our computers to crash.

This. A promise in a headline that a woman mentioned in TFA is "hot" usually leads to a pic of a 400 lb whale or someone who's absolutely destroyed herself with meth.


This this. Thank you, Subby..
 
2012-11-17 02:30:43 PM

gja: edmo: Why do people continue to insist you can't judge a book by its cover? Her visage screams "run for your lives."

You know what they say, "Never ever stick your dick in crazy".

/and yet, her crotchfruit is irrefutable proof someone, somewhere was dumb enough to ignore this rule


Someone always ignores this rule.
 
2012-11-17 02:31:40 PM

gja: edmo: Why do people continue to insist you can't judge a book by its cover? Her visage screams "run for your lives."

You know what they say, "Never ever stick your dick in crazy".

/and yet, her crotchfruit is irrefutable proof someone, somewhere was dumb enough to ignore this rule


A 21-year old on a bi-polar upswing can make a young man ignore all kinds of things.
 
2012-11-17 02:34:21 PM

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


SHe gave birth two months ago, and you're complaining that she's a "little chunky"? Whatever, Studman69, you can't even see her knees.
 
2012-11-17 02:35:23 PM

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


Mug shots are never flattering. She may not be the hottest ever, but she's certainly good enough for me.

+1 Would soil.
 
2012-11-17 02:37:04 PM
She's Ko Ko for CoCo Puffs...
 
2012-11-17 02:37:29 PM
She looks like she's got some donk.

imokwiththat.jpg

The crazy? Not so much.
 
2012-11-17 02:37:58 PM
that's just plain crazy
anyone who says that thing is crazy hot must be crazy
 
2012-11-17 02:41:50 PM
has a history of mental illness, her mother says.
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...as long as I've known her...
 
2012-11-17 02:42:20 PM
Why is it that the last people who should ever be parents seem to be the most fertile?
 
2012-11-17 02:43:30 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-17 02:44:50 PM

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.

neck fat
neck fat
neck fat


Aaaand, you just activated my obssesive hatred of my neck fat :C
 
2012-11-17 02:45:22 PM
Airport runways = express lanes for mentally unstable speed demons


Got it.
 
2012-11-17 02:45:49 PM
Sgt Krump

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2012-11-17 02:45:56 PM

clkeagle: Why is it that the last people who should ever be parents seem to be the most fertile?


I think it's just that "sex happens", without them really considering the consequences, and they spawn.
 
2012-11-17 02:50:13 PM
According to her FB page, she used to live in Ogden, Utah. It all makes sense now.

/From Ogden
//Thought about driving my car through an airport a few times
 
2012-11-17 02:58:20 PM
Is 'Hot' the new internet meme for ugly?
 
2012-11-17 02:58:47 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: The 21-year-old woman who crashed through a gate at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport and drove on the runway with her infant son in the car has a history of mental illness, her mother says.

KoKo Nicole Anderson, from nearby Mesa, was booked into jail on aggravated DUI and criminal damage charges.

I blame the craziness on her having been named "KoKo."


Her mother's name is Bebe. I think the crazy might be hereditary.
 
2012-11-17 02:59:23 PM

Obama4Life: Is 'Hot' the new internet meme for ugly?


it's the new zero wing

image.gamespotcdn.net
 
2012-11-17 03:02:13 PM

Mr. Ekshun: Her mother's name is Bebe. I think the crazy might be hereditary.


I was going to post a picture of Bebe Neuwirth until I found out her real name was Beatrice.

/curses foiled again
 
2012-11-17 03:03:43 PM
And crazy hot

Not really. No.
 
2012-11-17 03:06:06 PM
Daaaamn. That is really hot.

Too bad she's nuttier than the candy bar factory.
 
2012-11-17 03:09:39 PM

Yaxe: Daaaamn. That is really hot.

Too bad she's nuttier than the candy bar factory.


She's nuttier than Adam Lambert's chin.
 
2012-11-17 03:12:14 PM

aspAddict: Yaxe: Daaaamn. That is really hot.

Too bad she's nuttier than the candy bar factory.

She's nuttier than Adam Lambert's chin.


That's one to remember. Thanks for the lol
 
2012-11-17 03:20:50 PM
Was that KoKo, or KooKoo?

Also...

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What KoKo might look like.

(I'd probably have issues too if my parents named me after a gorilla...)
 
2012-11-17 03:24:21 PM
KoKo Cuckoo Nicole Anderson
 
2012-11-17 03:26:35 PM
Dating a hot chick and the sinking feeling you get when she begins behaving strangely, and two hours later you find yourself thinking about how one should bail out of a moving car.

Oddly enough it has happened to me twice in my life.
 
2012-11-17 03:27:12 PM
She is fairly hot though. Not the whale that "hot" threads usually end up being. I'd hit it. (If she were in a straitjacket.)
 
2012-11-17 03:29:06 PM
Sometimes crazy is what makes it good.

Sometimes.
 
2012-11-17 03:30:53 PM
i1112.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-17 03:33:08 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: The 21-year-old woman who crashed through a gate at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport and drove on the runway with her infant son in the car has a history of mental illness, her mother says.

KoKo Nicole Anderson, from nearby Mesa, was booked into jail on aggravated DUI and criminal damage charges.

I blame the craziness on her having been named "KoKo."


This. It's the mothers fault for naming her "Koko."
 
2012-11-17 03:36:08 PM

CygnusDarius: Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.

neck fat
neck fat
neck fat

Aaaand, you just activated my obssesive hatred of my neck fat :C


At least she doesn't have a big head, big head, big head as far as I can tell.
 
2012-11-17 03:37:21 PM
First thought:
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2012-11-17 03:37:23 PM
She is not crazy hot you asshat
 
2012-11-17 03:39:36 PM
Never... ever... stick your dick in crazy. Just ask Petraeus how that goes.
 
2012-11-17 03:47:27 PM
The security breach was the latest in a series of similar mishaps across the country that have raised questions whether the nation's airports are truly secure.

No, they aren't, and the TSA is a theatrical farce, because anyone in security knows that "being secure" is a fabrication. There is only "more secure" or "less secure". What's to prevent someone obtaining/making rockets, and firing them out of the back of a pickup truck at the edge of airport property at planes at low altitude either taking off or landing?

Wait, what do you mean absolutely nothing is? WHY IS THE TSA NOT PROTECTING US?
 
2012-11-17 03:50:03 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Obama4Life: Is 'Hot' the new internet meme for ugly?

it's the new zero wing

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