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(Greenville Online)   Today's teacher incident comes to you from Greenville County, SC, as 32-year-old hottie from Simpsonville charged with contributing to delinquency of a minor and sexual battery of innocent 17-year-old male student   (greenvilleonline.com) divider line 44
    More: Dumbass, Simpsonville, male students, sexual battery, sexual contact, battery charging, teachers, students  
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2012-11-17 02:54:12 PM
7 votes:
Is that a school for the blind?
2012-11-17 03:30:31 PM
6 votes:
farm7.staticflickr.com
2012-11-17 03:05:00 PM
5 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-11-17 01:00:57 PM
4 votes:
img40.imageshack.us

She's got somethin' of a Buster Keaton thing goin' on.
2012-11-17 04:48:53 PM
3 votes:
Who amongst us would not benefit from a sexual battery charge?

I know my sexual battery could use a chargin'.
2012-11-17 04:30:43 PM
3 votes:

dahmers love zombie: SPROIIIIINGGGG!


www.dragonswest.com
2012-11-17 03:35:49 PM
3 votes:
www.wayneandgarth.com

dahmers love zombie: Woo Hoo! Damn, I'd hit that! Lucky kid! SPROIIIIINGGGG!


profile.ak.fbcdn.net
2012-11-17 02:58:10 PM
3 votes:
www.wyff4.com
www.blabbermouth.net
2012-11-17 01:10:49 PM
3 votes:

L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.


This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.
2012-11-17 12:07:44 PM
3 votes:
Woo Hoo! Damn, I'd hit that! Lucky kid! SPROIIIIINGGGG!
2012-11-17 11:54:39 PM
2 votes:
A, B or C

aeqquus.com
2012-11-17 04:24:44 PM
2 votes:
I tried to make her a little hittable but it turned out like a dude in drag. She has a man-frame.


i.imgur.com
2012-11-17 03:51:42 PM
2 votes:
i215.photobucket.com
2012-11-17 03:31:40 PM
2 votes:
At 17 I would have tapped that like a free beer keg.
2012-11-17 03:20:12 PM
2 votes:

steamingpile: That's a rough looking 33 year old, almost looks like a man.

For the sake of the kid let's hope his identity never gets out, he will shamed into suicide.


you try looking even half that good when you get arrested for farking a kid.
2012-11-17 03:02:00 PM
2 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Sexting pics of herself to the kid.


I call that 'Fair Warning'. If you've seen that naked and still go after it, you have only yourself to blame.
2012-11-17 03:00:30 PM
2 votes:
Simpsonville.. i believe u mean springfield doh

www.simpsoncrazy.com
2012-11-17 02:58:31 PM
2 votes:
I've GOT to stop clicking on headlines that use words like "hottie", "smokin' hot", etc., in the title.

When will I ever learn.....
2012-11-17 02:56:34 PM
2 votes:
Proving once again that a 17-year-old guy will bone anything with a hole in it.
2012-11-17 05:36:52 PM
1 votes:

Apos: Hey now....Necrophilia is NOT tolerated around these parts, sir!


Yeah! What do you think this is, the UK?
static.guim.co.uk
2012-11-17 05:23:41 PM
1 votes:

Mega Steve: Meh...at 17, I would have hit anything with tits and a heartbeat


The heartbeats not that important.
2012-11-17 05:05:07 PM
1 votes:
Looks like Ann Coulter.
2012-11-17 04:38:33 PM
1 votes:
Meh...at 17, I would have hit anything with tits and a heartbeat
2012-11-17 04:26:48 PM
1 votes:

Mini Ditka: I tried to make her a little hittable but it turned out like a dude in drag. She has a man-frame.


[i.imgur.com image 300x337]


Are....Are those Megan Fox's eyes, by any chance?
2012-11-17 03:51:41 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Republican Values.
2012-11-17 03:37:18 PM
1 votes:
Sharp knees?Butterface?That's a man?
I'm reminded of the old saying:
A man will stick his dick into a hole in the ground if he thinks there's a snake in it he can fark.
2012-11-17 03:34:35 PM
1 votes:

jpmattos: Dear me,

When they mention "hottie" in the title, they are never hot. Start remembering that.

Thanks,
me


You mustneed be newa here sois Welcome to fark
2012-11-17 03:32:11 PM
1 votes:
Dear me,

When they mention "hottie" in the title, they are never hot. Start remembering that.

Thanks,
me
2012-11-17 03:28:02 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: She's got somethin' of a Buster Keaton thing goin' on.


I'd bust her keaton, if ya know what I mean.

/don't know what I mean
2012-11-17 03:26:18 PM
1 votes:
It kind of amazes me how week in week out Farkers can have this exact discussion with the same sweaty ferver.
2012-11-17 03:22:34 PM
1 votes:
Why couldn't I have had a teacher who wanted to contribute to my delinquency and commit sexual battery against me?

/oh, well
//bye
2012-11-17 03:21:20 PM
1 votes:
A 17 year old boy? The poor dear! Imagine what a social pariah the news would have made him in his circle of peers!
2012-11-17 03:12:32 PM
1 votes:
I have ZERO interest in this teacher... but come on guys... you are never at your best at a mug shoot shooting.
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-17 03:10:08 PM
1 votes:

TheOther: HotIgneous Intruder: Sexting pics of herself to the kid.

I call that 'Fair Warning'. If you've seen that naked and still go after it, you have only yourself to blame.


Yeah, you have a point there. Of course there is a the extremely rare possibility that from the neck down she is hot as hell.
You know..ala Butterface in the Shameless TV series.
/but not likely in this case
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-17 03:01:48 PM
1 votes:
Wow, that really is a rough 32. Seen lots of miles I bet.

i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-17 02:55:51 PM
1 votes:
I think the old adage of "those that can, do, and those who can't teach" may need to change.

/And it also seem I may have been overlooking a certain teacher back in the day
2012-11-17 02:55:50 PM
1 votes:
Subby should ashamed of how low his standards are.
2012-11-17 02:55:34 PM
1 votes:
yeah, that's a hard 32
2012-11-17 02:53:06 PM
1 votes:
Herman Munster's long lost relative?
2012-11-17 02:52:29 PM
1 votes:

loveblondieo: A 17 old having sex? The horror!

It was inappropriate of her as teacher to do it, but let the school discipline/fire her, not bring the police into it.


Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.
2012-11-17 01:48:55 PM
1 votes:
A 17 old having sex? The horror!

It was inappropriate of her as teacher to do it, but let the school discipline/fire her, not bring the police into it.
2012-11-17 01:37:09 PM
1 votes:

mikemoto: L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.

This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.


Came here to say this.
2012-11-17 12:43:55 PM
1 votes:
32? More like 52.
2012-11-17 12:40:39 PM
1 votes:
Hottie? I hope she has big boobs and wears dentures . . .
 
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