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(Greenville Online)   Today's teacher incident comes to you from Greenville County, SC, as 32-year-old hottie from Simpsonville charged with contributing to delinquency of a minor and sexual battery of innocent 17-year-old male student   (greenvilleonline.com) divider line 108
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2012-11-17 12:07:44 PM  
Woo Hoo! Damn, I'd hit that! Lucky kid! SPROIIIIINGGGG!
 
2012-11-17 12:40:39 PM  
Hottie? I hope she has big boobs and wears dentures . . .
 
2012-11-17 12:43:55 PM  
32? More like 52.
 
2012-11-17 01:00:57 PM  
img40.imageshack.us

She's got somethin' of a Buster Keaton thing goin' on.
 
2012-11-17 01:10:49 PM  

L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.


This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.
 
2012-11-17 01:37:09 PM  

mikemoto: L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.

This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.


Came here to say this.
 
2012-11-17 01:48:55 PM  
A 17 old having sex? The horror!

It was inappropriate of her as teacher to do it, but let the school discipline/fire her, not bring the police into it.
 
2012-11-17 02:52:29 PM  

loveblondieo: A 17 old having sex? The horror!

It was inappropriate of her as teacher to do it, but let the school discipline/fire her, not bring the police into it.


Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.
 
2012-11-17 02:53:06 PM  
Herman Munster's long lost relative?
 
2012-11-17 02:54:12 PM  
Is that a school for the blind?
 
2012-11-17 02:55:34 PM  
yeah, that's a hard 32
 
2012-11-17 02:55:50 PM  
Subby should ashamed of how low his standards are.
 
2012-11-17 02:55:51 PM  
I think the old adage of "those that can, do, and those who can't teach" may need to change.

/And it also seem I may have been overlooking a certain teacher back in the day
 
2012-11-17 02:56:12 PM  
Her Facebook Link
 
2012-11-17 02:56:34 PM  
Proving once again that a 17-year-old guy will bone anything with a hole in it.
 
2012-11-17 02:57:19 PM  
Sexting pics of herself to the kid.
These morons don't learn, do they?
 
2012-11-17 02:58:10 PM  
www.wyff4.com
www.blabbermouth.net
 
2012-11-17 02:58:31 PM  
I've GOT to stop clicking on headlines that use words like "hottie", "smokin' hot", etc., in the title.

When will I ever learn.....
 
2012-11-17 02:58:32 PM  
That's a rough looking 33 year old, almost looks like a man.

For the sake of the kid let's hope his identity never gets out, he will shamed into suicide.
 
2012-11-17 02:58:54 PM  
Teacher, I am disappoint.
 
2012-11-17 03:00:30 PM  
Simpsonville.. i believe u mean springfield doh

www.simpsoncrazy.com
 
2012-11-17 03:00:30 PM  
www.facebook.com/michelle.s.jensen
 
gja
2012-11-17 03:01:48 PM  
Wow, that really is a rough 32. Seen lots of miles I bet.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-17 03:02:00 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Sexting pics of herself to the kid.


I call that 'Fair Warning'. If you've seen that naked and still go after it, you have only yourself to blame.
 
2012-11-17 03:05:00 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-17 03:06:08 PM  

DundieAwardWinner: It's a mann!


Damn it. Too late as usual.
 
2012-11-17 03:06:33 PM  

Son of Thunder: Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.


The same law that prosecutes people for small amounts of marijuana?
 
gja
2012-11-17 03:10:08 PM  

TheOther: HotIgneous Intruder: Sexting pics of herself to the kid.

I call that 'Fair Warning'. If you've seen that naked and still go after it, you have only yourself to blame.


Yeah, you have a point there. Of course there is a the extremely rare possibility that from the neck down she is hot as hell.
You know..ala Butterface in the Shameless TV series.
/but not likely in this case
 
2012-11-17 03:12:32 PM  
I have ZERO interest in this teacher... but come on guys... you are never at your best at a mug shoot shooting.
 
2012-11-17 03:19:47 PM  

sgnilward: yeah, that's a hard 32


Other news stories are reporting that she's really 40, not 32.
 
2012-11-17 03:20:12 PM  

steamingpile: That's a rough looking 33 year old, almost looks like a man.

For the sake of the kid let's hope his identity never gets out, he will shamed into suicide.


you try looking even half that good when you get arrested for farking a kid.
 
2012-11-17 03:21:20 PM  
A 17 year old boy? The poor dear! Imagine what a social pariah the news would have made him in his circle of peers!
 
2012-11-17 03:22:34 PM  
Why couldn't I have had a teacher who wanted to contribute to my delinquency and commit sexual battery against me?

/oh, well
//bye
 
2012-11-17 03:26:18 PM  
It kind of amazes me how week in week out Farkers can have this exact discussion with the same sweaty ferver.
 
2012-11-17 03:26:44 PM  
She has the 'look' of a girl's Gym teacher.

/ Just sayin'.
 
2012-11-17 03:27:26 PM  
so where are the priests? I thought there were always priests
 
2012-11-17 03:28:02 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: She's got somethin' of a Buster Keaton thing goin' on.


I'd bust her keaton, if ya know what I mean.

/don't know what I mean
 
2012-11-17 03:30:31 PM  
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-17 03:31:09 PM  

mikemoto: L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.

This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.


Most people don't look their best in booking photos. She's got nice features - if she put on a little bit of makeup (brow corrector, mascara) and did her hair she'd look much more attractive.
 
2012-11-17 03:31:40 PM  
At 17 I would have tapped that like a free beer keg.
 
2012-11-17 03:32:11 PM  
Dear me,

When they mention "hottie" in the title, they are never hot. Start remembering that.

Thanks,
me
 
2012-11-17 03:33:12 PM  
Eh, the 40 year old I did the dirty with over the summer is probably about as attractive as her -- from what I can remember. Maybe it's a good thing I don't remember
 
2012-11-17 03:34:35 PM  

jpmattos: Dear me,

When they mention "hottie" in the title, they are never hot. Start remembering that.

Thanks,
me


You mustneed be newa here sois Welcome to fark
 
2012-11-17 03:35:49 PM  
www.wayneandgarth.com

dahmers love zombie: Woo Hoo! Damn, I'd hit that! Lucky kid! SPROIIIIINGGGG!


profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-17 03:37:18 PM  
Sharp knees?Butterface?That's a man?
I'm reminded of the old saying:
A man will stick his dick into a hole in the ground if he thinks there's a snake in it he can fark.
 
2012-11-17 03:40:35 PM  
At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.
 
2012-11-17 03:48:31 PM  
That's what we call "stripper 32". Wrung out and hard lookin'
 
2012-11-17 03:51:41 PM  

Brick-House: At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Republican Values.
 
2012-11-17 03:51:42 PM  
i215.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-17 03:53:00 PM  

Brick-House: At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.


You are honest, but you are fare. I'd want you on my jury if I ever need one.
 
2012-11-17 03:53:20 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

/ Oblig
 
2012-11-17 03:58:52 PM  
I'm sad to have realized today that when I see "hottie" in a headline now, I have come to always assume it's ironic and don't click.

/you're part of the problem, Smitty
 
2012-11-17 04:01:35 PM  

Shrapnel: i215.photobucket.com


Okay, THAT'S uncanny.
 
2012-11-17 04:03:44 PM  

loveblondieo: Son of Thunder: Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.

The same law that prosecutes people for small amounts of marijuana?


It's almost as if it is okay only to obey the laws we like, right?
 
2012-11-17 04:06:34 PM  
Again, people, she's 40, not 32. Link
 
2012-11-17 04:13:40 PM  
She's no hottie. He's no innocent.
 
2012-11-17 04:14:58 PM  

Snowflake Tubbybottom: loveblondieo: Son of Thunder: Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.

The same law that prosecutes people for small amounts of marijuana?

It's almost as if it is okay only to obey the laws we like, right?


Some laws are rediculous, right?
 
2012-11-17 04:16:32 PM  
nice mature woman like that probably made that boys ears wiggle. young cooch it's all wham bam thank you mam. i'm thinking she probably rode that horse for all it was worth and then some.

/ridden hard and put away wet
//wet and frothy
 
2012-11-17 04:19:29 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img40.imageshack.us image 435x576]

She's got somethin' of a Buster Keaton thing goin' on.


I'd have to see her wearing a porkpie hat with a house falling down around her before I pass judgement.
 
2012-11-17 04:23:22 PM  
No.
 
2012-11-17 04:24:44 PM  
I tried to make her a little hittable but it turned out like a dude in drag. She has a man-frame.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 04:26:48 PM  

Mini Ditka: I tried to make her a little hittable but it turned out like a dude in drag. She has a man-frame.


[i.imgur.com image 300x337]


Are....Are those Megan Fox's eyes, by any chance?
 
2012-11-17 04:28:16 PM  

cleveoh: I'd have to see her wearing a porkpie hat with a house falling down around her before I pass judgement.


If we can buy Joe Biden a car, we can make this happen, too.
 
2012-11-17 04:29:01 PM  

Jaws_Victim: A 17 year old boy? The poor dear! Imagine what a social pariah the news would have made him in his circle of peers!


Yes! What a victim he is! It's such a tragedy that between registering for Selective Service, working for minimum wage in some crappy job, and fending off military recruiters who want him to be in Afghanistan killing people in less than a years' time that he was exposed to something as dangerous, psychologically-damaging, and "for grown-ups" as consensual sex with another human being!

The poor, poor boy!!!
 
2012-11-17 04:30:43 PM  

dahmers love zombie: SPROIIIIINGGGG!


www.dragonswest.com
 
2012-11-17 04:32:03 PM  

Mini Ditka: I tried to make her a little hittable but it turned out like a dude in drag. She has a man-frame.


[i.imgur.com image 300x337]


I loled... but honestly.. let's see *your* lock-up pic. Would it inspire any of your prospective gals in dating?
 
2012-11-17 04:34:44 PM  

mikemoto: That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.

 
2012-11-17 04:37:33 PM  
We have curtailed the use of "Lootie" in the P.S. contests. Can we do something about the use of the term "Hottie" in headlines? The last several "hotties" have, to me, been anything but hot and I'm 68 years old. Let's give it a rest. Maybe that's the only way to get a green light but it is so sad.
 
2012-11-17 04:38:33 PM  
Meh...at 17, I would have hit anything with tits and a heartbeat
 
2012-11-17 04:38:38 PM  
ew
 
2012-11-17 04:40:43 PM  

Mega Steve: Meh...at 17, I would have hit anything with tits and a heartbeat


What are you? 12? That's the norm for a fark response. The truth is, how able are you to keep a secret?
 
2012-11-17 04:48:53 PM  
Who amongst us would not benefit from a sexual battery charge?

I know my sexual battery could use a chargin'.
 
2012-11-17 04:58:08 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: dahmers love zombie: SPROIIIIINGGGG!

[www.dragonswest.com image 550x370]


When I was 17, I believe my genitals actually made those noises any time an attractive girl walked by. May explain why it took me so long to get laid.
 
2012-11-17 05:01:29 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Brick-House: At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Republican Values.


Well better to be farkin the neighbor then to be sucking on obamas teat.
 
2012-11-17 05:05:07 PM  
Looks like Ann Coulter.
 
2012-11-17 05:23:41 PM  

Mega Steve: Meh...at 17, I would have hit anything with tits and a heartbeat


The heartbeats not that important.
 
2012-11-17 05:28:10 PM  
She looks like a gym sock, probably just warmer.
 
2012-11-17 05:28:24 PM  

Seasons I'v Withered: The heartbeats not that important.




Hey now....Necrophilia is NOT tolerated around these parts, sir!
 
2012-11-17 05:33:06 PM  
Meanwhile in Germany, a male teacher got off (pun intended) for having sex with a 14 year old student. No laws were broken.
 
2012-11-17 05:36:52 PM  

Apos: Hey now....Necrophilia is NOT tolerated around these parts, sir!


Yeah! What do you think this is, the UK?
static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-11-17 05:45:45 PM  

Son of Thunder: loveblondieo: A 17 old having sex? The horror!

It was inappropriate of her as teacher to do it, but let the school discipline/fire her, not bring the police into it.

Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.


forgetting is about what 99% of laws are worth.
 
2012-11-17 05:48:56 PM  

Apos: Seasons I'v Withered: The heartbeats not that important.



Hey now....Necrophilia is NOT tolerated around these parts, sir!


Actually this is fark and as I understand it, drew likes to crack open a cold one.
 
2012-11-17 05:53:44 PM  
To all the teachers out there wanting to do their student body. Send home a permission slip. Parents never read those things. They just blindly sign and return them.
 
2012-11-17 05:54:27 PM  
Has anyone commented that she looks like a rather hard 32?
 
2012-11-17 05:58:16 PM  
There are cultures in this world that marry off their children at 12 years old. Some of them are in Utah.

It is so ridiculous to totally ruin someone's life over something like this. Especially when they call it "sexual battery". Yeah, she hit it, but in a good way.

The only real mistake she made here (and one I agree she needs some discipline for), is that it was one of her students. That kinda thing is off limits even when they are both adults.
 
2012-11-17 06:09:33 PM  

durbnpoisn: There are cultures in this world that marry off their children at 12 years old. Some of them are in Utah.

It is so ridiculous to totally ruin someone's life over something like this. Especially when they call it "sexual battery". Yeah, she hit it, but in a good way.

The only real mistake she made here (and one I agree she needs some discipline for), is that it was one of her students. That kinda thing is off limits even when they are both adults.


I'm guessing that your "girlfriend" is *much* younger then you... am I right?
 
2012-11-17 06:25:49 PM  
If she's triple input I'll post bail.
 
2012-11-17 07:03:19 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: www.facebook.com/michelle.s.jensen


Is that really her's? Looks like Jesus is getting a blowy in her profile pic if so
 
2012-11-17 07:07:53 PM  
Really really really getting tired of people using the "hottie" reference as a joke. How about for a few months only say she is a hottie IF SHE IS A HOTTIE.
 
2012-11-17 07:21:04 PM  

Apos: Mini Ditka: I tried to make her a little hittable but it turned out like a dude in drag. She has a man-frame.


[i.imgur.com image 300x337]

Are....Are those Megan Fox's eyes, by any chance?



And her mouth.
 
2012-11-17 07:46:45 PM  
I see "hottie" in these headlines and click the link in the dimmest hope that what I know to be true shall not be... just this one time. Curse you, Farkers. Curse you from my feckless hell.
 
2012-11-17 07:48:01 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: dahmers love zombie: SPROIIIIINGGGG!

[www.dragonswest.com image 550x370]


Holy shiat. Is that what they mean by fracking? Mother of god...

/ where the hell did that come from?! That bird simply has to be the product of a legendary acid trip.
 
2012-11-17 07:52:19 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Simpsonville.. i believe u mean springfield doh

[www.simpsoncrazy.com image 850x474]


How strange - I was just unpacking a box from the garage and pulled out a jigsaw puzzle with that picture on it. I didn't even remember having it.
 
2012-11-17 08:02:38 PM  

Podmore: Jon iz teh kewl: Simpsonville.. i believe u mean springfield doh

[www.simpsoncrazy.com image 850x474]

How strange - I was just unpacking a box from the garage and pulled out a jigsaw puzzle with that picture on it. I didn't even remember having it.


drawception.com
 
2012-11-17 08:12:27 PM  

jtown: [farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x274]


+1 to you sir.
 
2012-11-17 08:23:47 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

What "sexual battery" might look like.
 
2012-11-17 09:01:49 PM  

Sun Khan: [img.photobucket.com image 300x300]


Okay, best one I've seen of that meme.
 
2012-11-17 09:12:04 PM  

Mini Ditka: Apos: Mini Ditka: I tried to make her a little hittable but it turned out like a dude in drag. She has a man-frame.


[i.imgur.com image 300x337]

Are....Are those Megan Fox's eyes, by any chance?


And her mouth.



Yeah, that's what I thought.
 
2012-11-17 09:54:06 PM  

PsiChick: Sun Khan: [img.photobucket.com image 300x300]

Okay, best one I've seen of that meme.


awww thanks! old, but home cookin'.

/favorited and stuff for your kindness
 
2012-11-17 10:04:44 PM  
She's certainly nowhere nearly attractive enough to qualify as a "hottie," but not unattractive enough for the usual unfunny trick about a fuggo being described as "smoking hot" in this sort of Fark headline. So I'm not exactly sure what Subby was going for here.
 
2012-11-17 11:54:39 PM  
A, B or C

aeqquus.com
 
2012-11-18 02:22:05 AM  
The legal age of consent in SC is 16, which explains why they're going the contributing to the delinquency of a minor route, instead of the usual statutory rape.
 
2012-11-18 05:27:35 AM  
Still gross.
 
2012-11-18 07:32:25 AM  
Hell, I'd fade that bullet.
 
2012-11-18 08:38:44 AM  

Snowflake Tubbybottom: It's almost as if it is okay only to obey the laws we like, right?


Swing and a miss. It's about arbitrary laws versus hurting someone. These two are only occasionally related.
 
2012-11-18 12:44:25 PM  

Apos: [www.wyff4.com image 400x300]
[www.blabbermouth.net image 458x346]


Shrapnel: [i215.photobucket.com image 300x225]


Holy shiat you made me laugh haha.

Brick-House: At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.


Yeah sure you were junior lol.
 
2012-11-18 03:20:22 PM  
I know 90% of the time she isn't attractive, but I still click. I'm just a sucker I guess.
 
2012-11-18 03:45:16 PM  

Snowflake Tubbybottom: loveblondieo: Son of Thunder: Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.

The same law that prosecutes people for small amounts of marijuana?

It's almost as if it is okay only to obey the laws we like, right?


Actually, it's a moral imperative to not obey unjust laws.

Obviously you have to face to consequences of the jack-booted thugs that wish to impart their unjust laws upon you, but it's still morally justifiable to break laws that are unjust.

A good example from our nation's history would be laws against harboring a runaway slave.
 
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