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(Greenville Online)   Today's teacher incident comes to you from Greenville County, SC, as 32-year-old hottie from Simpsonville charged with contributing to delinquency of a minor and sexual battery of innocent 17-year-old male student   (greenvilleonline.com) divider line 108
    More: Dumbass, Simpsonville, male students, sexual battery, sexual contact, battery charging, teachers, students  
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2012-11-17 12:07:44 PM  
Woo Hoo! Damn, I'd hit that! Lucky kid! SPROIIIIINGGGG!
 
2012-11-17 12:40:39 PM  
Hottie? I hope she has big boobs and wears dentures . . .
 
2012-11-17 12:43:55 PM  
32? More like 52.
 
2012-11-17 01:00:57 PM  
img40.imageshack.us

She's got somethin' of a Buster Keaton thing goin' on.
 
2012-11-17 01:10:49 PM  

L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.


This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.
 
2012-11-17 01:37:09 PM  

mikemoto: L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.

This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.


Came here to say this.
 
2012-11-17 01:48:55 PM  
A 17 old having sex? The horror!

It was inappropriate of her as teacher to do it, but let the school discipline/fire her, not bring the police into it.
 
2012-11-17 02:52:29 PM  

loveblondieo: A 17 old having sex? The horror!

It was inappropriate of her as teacher to do it, but let the school discipline/fire her, not bring the police into it.


Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.
 
2012-11-17 02:53:06 PM  
Herman Munster's long lost relative?
 
2012-11-17 02:54:12 PM  
Is that a school for the blind?
 
2012-11-17 02:55:34 PM  
yeah, that's a hard 32
 
2012-11-17 02:55:50 PM  
Subby should ashamed of how low his standards are.
 
2012-11-17 02:55:51 PM  
I think the old adage of "those that can, do, and those who can't teach" may need to change.

/And it also seem I may have been overlooking a certain teacher back in the day
 
2012-11-17 02:56:12 PM  
Her Facebook Link
 
2012-11-17 02:56:34 PM  
Proving once again that a 17-year-old guy will bone anything with a hole in it.
 
2012-11-17 02:57:19 PM  
Sexting pics of herself to the kid.
These morons don't learn, do they?
 
2012-11-17 02:58:10 PM  
www.wyff4.com
www.blabbermouth.net
 
2012-11-17 02:58:31 PM  
I've GOT to stop clicking on headlines that use words like "hottie", "smokin' hot", etc., in the title.

When will I ever learn.....
 
2012-11-17 02:58:32 PM  
That's a rough looking 33 year old, almost looks like a man.

For the sake of the kid let's hope his identity never gets out, he will shamed into suicide.
 
2012-11-17 02:58:54 PM  
Teacher, I am disappoint.
 
2012-11-17 03:00:30 PM  
Simpsonville.. i believe u mean springfield doh

www.simpsoncrazy.com
 
2012-11-17 03:00:30 PM  
www.facebook.com/michelle.s.jensen
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-17 03:01:48 PM  
Wow, that really is a rough 32. Seen lots of miles I bet.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-17 03:02:00 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Sexting pics of herself to the kid.


I call that 'Fair Warning'. If you've seen that naked and still go after it, you have only yourself to blame.
 
2012-11-17 03:05:00 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-17 03:06:08 PM  

DundieAwardWinner: It's a mann!


Damn it. Too late as usual.
 
2012-11-17 03:06:33 PM  

Son of Thunder: Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.


The same law that prosecutes people for small amounts of marijuana?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-17 03:10:08 PM  

TheOther: HotIgneous Intruder: Sexting pics of herself to the kid.

I call that 'Fair Warning'. If you've seen that naked and still go after it, you have only yourself to blame.


Yeah, you have a point there. Of course there is a the extremely rare possibility that from the neck down she is hot as hell.
You know..ala Butterface in the Shameless TV series.
/but not likely in this case
 
2012-11-17 03:12:32 PM  
I have ZERO interest in this teacher... but come on guys... you are never at your best at a mug shoot shooting.
 
2012-11-17 03:19:47 PM  

sgnilward: yeah, that's a hard 32


Other news stories are reporting that she's really 40, not 32.
 
2012-11-17 03:20:12 PM  

steamingpile: That's a rough looking 33 year old, almost looks like a man.

For the sake of the kid let's hope his identity never gets out, he will shamed into suicide.


you try looking even half that good when you get arrested for farking a kid.
 
2012-11-17 03:21:20 PM  
A 17 year old boy? The poor dear! Imagine what a social pariah the news would have made him in his circle of peers!
 
2012-11-17 03:22:34 PM  
Why couldn't I have had a teacher who wanted to contribute to my delinquency and commit sexual battery against me?

/oh, well
//bye
 
2012-11-17 03:26:18 PM  
It kind of amazes me how week in week out Farkers can have this exact discussion with the same sweaty ferver.
 
2012-11-17 03:26:44 PM  
She has the 'look' of a girl's Gym teacher.

/ Just sayin'.
 
2012-11-17 03:27:26 PM  
so where are the priests? I thought there were always priests
 
2012-11-17 03:28:02 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: She's got somethin' of a Buster Keaton thing goin' on.


I'd bust her keaton, if ya know what I mean.

/don't know what I mean
 
2012-11-17 03:30:31 PM  
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-17 03:31:09 PM  

mikemoto: L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.

This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.


Most people don't look their best in booking photos. She's got nice features - if she put on a little bit of makeup (brow corrector, mascara) and did her hair she'd look much more attractive.
 
2012-11-17 03:31:40 PM  
At 17 I would have tapped that like a free beer keg.
 
2012-11-17 03:32:11 PM  
Dear me,

When they mention "hottie" in the title, they are never hot. Start remembering that.

Thanks,
me
 
2012-11-17 03:33:12 PM  
Eh, the 40 year old I did the dirty with over the summer is probably about as attractive as her -- from what I can remember. Maybe it's a good thing I don't remember
 
2012-11-17 03:34:35 PM  

jpmattos: Dear me,

When they mention "hottie" in the title, they are never hot. Start remembering that.

Thanks,
me


You mustneed be newa here sois Welcome to fark
 
2012-11-17 03:35:49 PM  
www.wayneandgarth.com

dahmers love zombie: Woo Hoo! Damn, I'd hit that! Lucky kid! SPROIIIIINGGGG!


profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-17 03:37:18 PM  
Sharp knees?Butterface?That's a man?
I'm reminded of the old saying:
A man will stick his dick into a hole in the ground if he thinks there's a snake in it he can fark.
 
2012-11-17 03:40:35 PM  
At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.
 
2012-11-17 03:48:31 PM  
That's what we call "stripper 32". Wrung out and hard lookin'
 
2012-11-17 03:51:41 PM  

Brick-House: At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Republican Values.
 
2012-11-17 03:51:42 PM  
i215.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-17 03:53:00 PM  

Brick-House: At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.


You are honest, but you are fare. I'd want you on my jury if I ever need one.
 
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