FARK.com: (7439553) Today's teacher incident comes to you from Greenville County, SC, as 32-year-old hottie from Simpsonville charged with contributing to delinquency of a minor and sexual battery of innocent 17-year-old male student

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		Today's teacher incident comes to you from Greenville County, SC, as 32-year-old hottie from Simpsonville charged with contributing to delinquency of a minor and sexual battery of innocent 17-year-old male student (greenvilleonline.com)		108
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dahmers love zombie		2012-11-17 12:07:44 PM

Woo Hoo! Damn, I'd hit that! Lucky kid! SPROIIIIINGGGG!

wambu		2012-11-17 12:40:39 PM

Hottie? I hope she has big boobs and wears dentures . . .

L.D. Ablo		2012-11-17 12:43:55 PM

32? More like 52.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-11-17 01:00:57 PM

She's got somethin' of a Buster Keaton thing goin' on.

mikemoto		2012-11-17 01:10:49 PM

L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.

This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.

Coolfusis		2012-11-17 01:37:09 PM

mikemoto: L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.

This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.

Came here to say this.

loveblondieo		2012-11-17 01:48:55 PM

A 17 old having sex? The horror!

It was inappropriate of her as teacher to do it, but let the school discipline/fire her, not bring the police into it.

Son of Thunder		2012-11-17 02:52:29 PM

loveblondieo: A 17 old having sex? The horror!

It was inappropriate of her as teacher to do it, but let the school discipline/fire her, not bring the police into it.

Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.

texdent		2012-11-17 02:53:06 PM

Herman Munster's long lost relative?

talkertopc		2012-11-17 02:54:12 PM

Is that a school for the blind?

sgnilward		2012-11-17 02:55:34 PM

yeah, that's a hard 32

AbiNormal		2012-11-17 02:55:50 PM

Subby should ashamed of how low his standards are.

CasperImproved		2012-11-17 02:55:51 PM

I think the old adage of "those that can, do, and those who can't teach" may need to change.

/And it also seem I may have been overlooking a certain teacher back in the day

Tony_Pepperoni		2012-11-17 02:56:12 PM

Her Facebook Link

bingethinker		2012-11-17 02:56:34 PM

Proving once again that a 17-year-old guy will bone anything with a hole in it.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-11-17 02:57:19 PM

Sexting pics of herself to the kid.
These morons don't learn, do they?

Apos		2012-11-17 02:58:10 PM

MelGoesOnTour		2012-11-17 02:58:31 PM

I've GOT to stop clicking on headlines that use words like "hottie", "smokin' hot", etc., in the title.

When will I ever learn.....

steamingpile		2012-11-17 02:58:32 PM

That's a rough looking 33 year old, almost looks like a man.

For the sake of the kid let's hope his identity never gets out, he will shamed into suicide.

Summoner101		2012-11-17 02:58:54 PM

Teacher, I am disappoint.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-11-17 03:00:30 PM

Simpsonville.. i believe u mean springfield doh

www.simpsoncrazy.com

Tony_Pepperoni		2012-11-17 03:00:30 PM

www.facebook.com/michelle.s.jensen

gja		2012-11-17 03:01:48 PM

Wow, that really is a rough 32. Seen lots of miles I bet.

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TheOther		2012-11-17 03:02:00 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Sexting pics of herself to the kid.

I call that 'Fair Warning'. If you've seen that naked and still go after it, you have only yourself to blame.

Sun Khan		2012-11-17 03:05:00 PM

ChubbyTiger		2012-11-17 03:06:08 PM

DundieAwardWinner: It's a mann!

Damn it. Too late as usual.

loveblondieo		2012-11-17 03:06:33 PM

Son of Thunder: Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.

The same law that prosecutes people for small amounts of marijuana?

gja		2012-11-17 03:10:08 PM

TheOther: HotIgneous Intruder: Sexting pics of herself to the kid.

I call that 'Fair Warning'. If you've seen that naked and still go after it, you have only yourself to blame.

Yeah, you have a point there. Of course there is a the extremely rare possibility that from the neck down she is hot as hell.
You know..ala Butterface in the Shameless TV series.
/but not likely in this case

CasperImproved		2012-11-17 03:12:32 PM

I have ZERO interest in this teacher... but come on guys... you are never at your best at a mug shoot shooting.

happyleper		2012-11-17 03:19:47 PM

sgnilward: yeah, that's a hard 32

Other news stories are reporting that she's really 40, not 32.

twizzted		2012-11-17 03:20:12 PM

steamingpile: That's a rough looking 33 year old, almost looks like a man.

For the sake of the kid let's hope his identity never gets out, he will shamed into suicide.

you try looking even half that good when you get arrested for farking a kid.

Jaws_Victim		2012-11-17 03:21:20 PM

A 17 year old boy? The poor dear! Imagine what a social pariah the news would have made him in his circle of peers!

Psycat		2012-11-17 03:22:34 PM

Why couldn't I have had a teacher who wanted to contribute to my delinquency and commit sexual battery against me?

/oh, well
//bye

proteon		2012-11-17 03:26:18 PM

It kind of amazes me how week in week out Farkers can have this exact discussion with the same sweaty ferver.

Archimedes' Principal		2012-11-17 03:26:44 PM

She has the 'look' of a girl's Gym teacher.

/ Just sayin'.

Zeb Hesselgresser		2012-11-17 03:27:26 PM

so where are the priests? I thought there were always priests

SonOfSpam		2012-11-17 03:28:02 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: She's got somethin' of a Buster Keaton thing goin' on.

I'd bust her keaton, if ya know what I mean.

/don't know what I mean

jtown		2012-11-17 03:30:31 PM

Nogale		2012-11-17 03:31:09 PM

mikemoto: L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.

This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.

Most people don't look their best in booking photos. She's got nice features - if she put on a little bit of makeup (brow corrector, mascara) and did her hair she'd look much more attractive.

Brick-House		2012-11-17 03:31:40 PM

At 17 I would have tapped that like a free beer keg.

jpmattos		2012-11-17 03:32:11 PM

Dear me,

When they mention "hottie" in the title, they are never hot. Start remembering that.

Thanks,
me

Mr.Poops		2012-11-17 03:33:12 PM

Eh, the 40 year old I did the dirty with over the summer is probably about as attractive as her -- from what I can remember. Maybe it's a good thing I don't remember

Brick-House		2012-11-17 03:34:35 PM

jpmattos: Dear me,

When they mention "hottie" in the title, they are never hot. Start remembering that.

Thanks,
me

You mustneed be newa here sois Welcome to fark

offmymeds		2012-11-17 03:35:49 PM

dahmers love zombie: Woo Hoo! Damn, I'd hit that! Lucky kid! SPROIIIIINGGGG!

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sweet-daddy-2		2012-11-17 03:37:18 PM

Sharp knees?Butterface?That's a man?
I'm reminded of the old saying:
A man will stick his dick into a hole in the ground if he thinks there's a snake in it he can fark.

Brick-House		2012-11-17 03:40:35 PM

At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.

Toddicusrex		2012-11-17 03:48:31 PM

That's what we call "stripper 32". Wrung out and hard lookin'

Kumana Wanalaia		2012-11-17 03:51:41 PM

Brick-House: At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Republican Values.

Shrapnel		2012-11-17 03:51:42 PM

CasperImproved		2012-11-17 03:53:00 PM

Brick-House: At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.

You are honest, but you are fare. I'd want you on my jury if I ever need one.

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