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(ABC Local)   Former Chicago Bears Coach Mike Ditka suffered a minor stroke, finished his pork chop   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 29
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2012-11-17 12:53:21 PM
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Da Bears
 
2012-11-17 01:11:24 PM
fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.
 
2012-11-17 01:32:57 PM
My favorite Ditka-ism is "Who you crappin'?" Don't like football, don't really care about football, but I hope Da Coach makes a full recovery.
 
2012-11-17 01:56:47 PM

Krymson Tyde: fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.


To be fair, he has gone on record to say that was one of his biggest regrets. Not sure if he has also admitted he was wrong for trading five number one draft picks to draft Ricky Williams.
 
2012-11-17 02:06:19 PM
Nice headline.

/Hurricane Ditka
 
2012-11-17 02:08:04 PM

Mark Ratner: Krymson Tyde: fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.

To be fair, he has gone on record to say that was one of his biggest regrets. Not sure if he has also admitted he was wrong for trading five number one draft picks to draft Ricky Williams.


Correction: He traded all the picks from that years draft for Ricky. For some reason, I remembered it as 5 number ones, but that didn't sound right, so I used a search engine called Google to verify.
 
2012-11-17 02:21:39 PM
Ditka 1, Stroke 0
 
2012-11-17 02:39:58 PM
That makes a baker's dozen heart attacks for me. 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 03:10:07 PM
Wasn't this a newsflash in Chicago?
 
2012-11-17 03:21:38 PM

Krymson Tyde: fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.


Bears fans need to get the fark over this. Payton had 22 rushes for 61 yards. He sucked that day. If he wanted to get into the endzone, he had 22 opportunities to do so, including like 7-8 carries that he got from inside the New England 5 yard line.

Payton has nobody to blame but himself for the fact that he didn't score. Stop blaming Ditka. He had to run QB sneaks with McMahon and with Perry as a fullback because Payton sure as shiat wasn't getting in the end zone.
 
2012-11-17 03:22:17 PM

Coco LaFemme: My favorite Ditka-ism is "Who you crappin'?" Don't like football, don't really care about football, but I hope Da Coach makes a full recovery.



Are you from Chicago?  The Boers and Bernstein does (or used to) have a whole segment on The Score called "Who you crappin'?"
 
Yes, my favorite Ditka-ism too.
 
2012-11-17 03:33:47 PM

Coco LaFemme: My favorite Ditka-ism is "Who you crappin'?" Don't like football, don't really care about football, but I hope Da Coach makes a full recovery.


I love "Who Ya Crappin"... B&B is the best thing on Chicago radio.
 
2012-11-17 03:38:48 PM
What if the hurricane was called "Hurricane Ditka"?

/mini-Ditka
 
2012-11-17 03:43:30 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Krymson Tyde: fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.

Bears fans need to get the fark over this. Payton had 22 rushes for 61 yards. He sucked that day. If he wanted to get into the endzone, he had 22 opportunities to do so, including like 7-8 carries that he got from inside the New England 5 yard line.

Payton has nobody to blame but himself for the fact that he didn't score. Stop blaming Ditka. He had to run QB sneaks with McMahon and with Perry as a fullback because Payton sure as shiat wasn't getting in the end zone.


Well... to be fair, and I may be impartial here, but the fact that the Patriots doubled & tripled him all game probably has more to do with it. They were one of the better defenses that year (despite what they did in the Super Bowl, which probably has more to do with the offense never letting them off the field).
 
2012-11-17 03:52:54 PM
That poor stroke, it never stood a chance...



//Ditka returned to work one week after having the heart attack in '88. The man really is made of iron.
 
2012-11-17 04:04:23 PM

Coco LaFemme: My favorite Ditka-ism is "Who you crappin'?" Don't like football, don't really care about football, but I hope Da Coach makes a full recovery.


downstairs: Coco LaFemme: My favorite Ditka-ism is "Who you crappin'?" Don't like football, don't really care about football, but I hope Da Coach makes a full recovery.


Are you from Chicago?  The Boers and Bernstein does (or used to) have a whole segment on The Score called "Who you crappin'?"
 
Yes, my favorite Ditka-ism too.



What's Bernstein's Fark handle? I know he's mentioned Fark on air several times before.

/hey buddy
//don't crap me
///t.b. diddler's FTW
 
2012-11-17 04:05:46 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Krymson Tyde: fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.

Bears fans need to get the fark over this. Payton had 22 rushes for 61 yards. He sucked that day. If he wanted to get into the endzone, he had 22 opportunities to do so, including like 7-8 carries that he got from inside the New England 5 yard line.

Payton has nobody to blame but himself for the fact that he didn't score. Stop blaming Ditka. He had to run QB sneaks with McMahon and with Perry as a fullback because Payton sure as shiat wasn't getting in the end zone.


Can I be on the fence here, wishing Sweetness had scored and wishing Ditka a full recovery?

For the record, my dad agrees with Krymson Tyde.
 
2012-11-17 04:56:21 PM
Sadly taken before its time , an unfortunate stroke has died of Mike Ditka
 
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2012-11-17 05:49:41 PM

Krymson Tyde: fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.


Amen.
 
2012-11-17 07:18:09 PM

Scottybobotty: B&B is the best thing on Chicago radio.


That's like being judged as having the best smelling farts.
 
2012-11-17 08:59:07 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Krymson Tyde: fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.

Bears fans need to get the fark over this. Payton had 22 rushes for 61 yards. He sucked that day. If he wanted to get into the endzone, he had 22 opportunities to do so, including like 7-8 carries that he got from inside the New England 5 yard line.

Payton has nobody to blame but himself for the fact that he didn't score. Stop blaming Ditka. He had to run QB sneaks with McMahon and with Perry as a fullback because Payton sure as shiat wasn't getting in the end zone.


You could be right...let me think about it.
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No, fark Ditka.
 
2012-11-17 09:00:42 PM

Mark Ratner: Krymson Tyde: fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.

To be fair, he has gone on record to say that was one of his biggest regrets. Not sure if he has also admitted he was wrong for trading five number one draft picks to draft Ricky Williams.


I'm glad he understands how badly he farked up. Good for him. However, that doesn't change the past.
 
2012-11-17 09:05:37 PM

Intel154: Why Would I Read the Article: Krymson Tyde: fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.

Bears fans need to get the fark over this. Payton had 22 rushes for 61 yards. He sucked that day. If he wanted to get into the endzone, he had 22 opportunities to do so, including like 7-8 carries that he got from inside the New England 5 yard line.

Payton has nobody to blame but himself for the fact that he didn't score. Stop blaming Ditka. He had to run QB sneaks with McMahon and with Perry as a fullback because Payton sure as shiat wasn't getting in the end zone.

Can I be on the fence here, wishing Sweetness had scored and wishing Ditka a full recovery?

For the record, my dad agrees with Krymson Tyde.


Your dad is a smart man.

You can wish for Ditka's recovery, that's fine. A few more years will not counteract burning for eternity.
 
2012-11-17 09:36:14 PM

Krymson Tyde: Mark Ratner: Krymson Tyde: fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.

To be fair, he has gone on record to say that was one of his biggest regrets. Not sure if he has also admitted he was wrong for trading five number one draft picks to draft Ricky Williams.

I'm glad he understands how badly he farked up. Good for him. However, that doesn't change the past.




I don't get the hate. Sweetness had everything to reminisce fondly on. Fridge had a Super Bowl TD. They dealt with it, so should you.

//Knew Walter. Trust me when I say that you cared more than he did.
 
2012-11-17 10:58:55 PM
wishing a man ill after having a stroke because of a football game is childish
 
2012-11-18 12:24:44 AM
Anyone heard from Mini Ditka? Is he ok? Should we pray for him?
 
2012-11-18 01:18:28 AM
I'm fine, at least for the moment. Thank you for asking.

/:-/
 
2012-11-18 03:39:09 AM

Mini Ditka: I'm fine, at least for the moment. Thank you for asking.

/:-/


whew
 
2012-11-18 02:39:48 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Krymson Tyde: fark you for letting William Perry score a Super Bowl TD and not Sweetness Football Hell awaits you, Ditka.

Bears fans need to get the fark over this. Payton had 22 rushes for 61 yards. He sucked that day. If he wanted to get into the endzone, he had 22 opportunities to do so, including like 7-8 carries that he got from inside the New England 5 yard line.

Payton has nobody to blame but himself for the fact that he didn't score. Stop blaming Ditka. He had to run QB sneaks with McMahon and with Perry as a fullback because Payton sure as shiat wasn't getting in the end zone.


Don't forget his fumble at the CHI 19 yard line, which lead to NE getting the (then-record) fastest score in Super Bowl history.

/McMahon and Suhey also had TD runs; why don't people biatch about those instead of Perry's?
 
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