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(UFC)   Will Georges St-Pierre make his comeback and defeat non-fighting champion Carlos "Gary" Condit? It's UFC 154, online prelims begin at 6:20 PM ET on Facebook, televised prelims at 8 PM on FX, with the main card at 10 PM on PPV   (ufc.com) divider line 1038
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2012-11-17 11:44:17 PM  
so do we count that Carmont "win" as a +0.5 for Canada?

0.5-2
 
2012-11-17 11:45:21 PM  

The Bestest: so do we count that Carmont "win" as a +0.5 for Canada?

0.5-2


We will take want we can get tonight
 
2012-11-17 11:45:34 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Flragnararch: Klippoklondike: Huge Kampmann fan and for some reason Hendricks just rubs me the wrong way.

probably the beard. Which actually shouldn't rub you the wrong way, because the story behind it is he shaves it after each fight and from there lets it grow until his next fight. So the bigger the beard the more he's been training.

I figured he was doing the Fitch thing, and going from one look to the other to not be recognized?


Yeah, I thought it was that he would stop shaving as soon as he finds out who his next fight is.

His wife wouldn't let him have a beard that long.
 
2012-11-17 11:45:55 PM  

Testiclaw: dr_blasto: Relax and hope they don't vomit

Yeah, we have three kinds of newbies where I'm at:

The over-active guys who have an interest in combat sports but just spasm non-stop and go from skinny little dudes to soaking wet rags in about a minute of warm-up rolling.

Then you have the guys who wrestled in high school and like MMA and they come to the first class on a mission to choke out every single person they can, with 100% full force until they hurt somebody, get schooled by someone better than they are, or just stop showing up when they realize that nobody will work with them if they just crank your neck regardless of what you're supposed to be working on.

And then the small, delicate guys who never progress because they never learn positioning, even though they obsess over it, and lack any kind of physical prowess, instinct or strength.


Same here. I'm the 40-yr old purple belt that all the tapout clowns want to smash.

The little dudes that never learn posture or base irritate the fark out of me. Throw up an armbar from the bottom and they tip over.

The college/HS wrestlers who could be really good but never keep their arms under control.
 
2012-11-17 11:45:57 PM  
"What"

Odd iPad autocorrect.
 
2012-11-17 11:46:37 PM  
This is the fight where someone gets ko'ed. Kampmann always gets tagged and Hendricks has the power to put him away in the first minute.
 
2012-11-17 11:46:45 PM  
Bruce Buffer reminds me so much of Bubbles when he is the Green Bastard.
 
2012-11-17 11:47:05 PM  
WAR KAMPMANN!
 
2012-11-17 11:47:40 PM  
If Hendricks loses, him vs. Ellenberger would be awesome
 
2012-11-17 11:48:22 PM  

eagles95: LoR75: It's good it's good it's good!!!


Thank you Stanford and Baylor!

Sincerely,

All us ND fans

does it feel good to be relevant for the first time in over a decade?


It feels better than being a dumbass like yourself.
 
2012-11-17 11:48:27 PM  

Klippoklondike: If Hendricks loses, him vs. Ellenberger would be awesome


This, but I hope he makes Kampann's toes go stiff
 
2012-11-17 11:48:36 PM  
AND THAT'S IT
 
2012-11-17 11:48:36 PM  
BOOM HEADSHOT!

CALLED IT!
 
2012-11-17 11:48:41 PM  
what
 
2012-11-17 11:48:43 PM  
Oh my
 
2012-11-17 11:48:43 PM  
HOLY SH*T
 
2012-11-17 11:48:46 PM  

Flragnararch: This is the fight where someone gets ko'ed. Kampmann always gets tagged and Hendricks has the power to put him away in the first minute.


Good call.
 
2012-11-17 11:48:48 PM  
Holy shiat!
 
2012-11-17 11:48:52 PM  
wat
 
2012-11-17 11:49:05 PM  
POW! BAM! BIFF!
 
2012-11-17 11:49:07 PM  
SHIAT I BLINKED!!!
 
2012-11-17 11:49:08 PM  

Flragnararch: This is the fight where someone gets ko'ed. Kampmann always gets tagged and Hendricks has the power to put him away in the first minute.


Are you a wizard?
 
2012-11-17 11:49:20 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Hendricks by KO- it follows his pattern.

/please someone get ktfo


Called it.
 
2012-11-17 11:49:40 PM  
That smile of his is hilarious
 
paj
2012-11-17 11:49:57 PM  
ultra-mega-lag on flash streams, crap.
 
2012-11-17 11:50:06 PM  
⊙▃⊙
 
2012-11-17 11:50:25 PM  

LoR75: Klippoklondike: If Hendricks loses, him vs. Ellenberger would be awesome

This, but I hope he makes Kampann's toes go stiff


Well there you go lol
 
2012-11-17 11:50:34 PM  

Chris Jericho: Flragnararch: This is the fight where someone gets ko'ed. Kampmann always gets tagged and Hendricks has the power to put him away in the first minute.

Are you a wizard?


Wizard. Definitely.
 
2012-11-17 11:50:39 PM  
Johny Hendricks' 3-inch left hook is the most dangerous weapon in MMA.
 
2012-11-17 11:51:00 PM  

dr_blasto: Same here. I'm the 40-yr old purple belt that all the tapout clowns want to smash.

The little dudes that never learn posture or base irritate the fark out of me. Throw up an armbar from the bottom and they tip over.

The college/HS wrestlers who could be really good but never keep their arms under control.


LOL!

All too true!
 
2012-11-17 11:51:15 PM  
I went upstairs to get my soup, come back and the fights over? WTF????!!!!!
 
2012-11-17 11:51:25 PM  

paj: ultra-mega-lag on flash streams, crap.


That would be the world wide collective "holy farking shiat! BOOM HEADSHOT!" rocking the infrastructure of everything.
 
2012-11-17 11:52:22 PM  
I'd be throwing heymakers too if it meant I could give her a birthday shagging earlier!
 
2012-11-17 11:52:30 PM  

Chris Jericho: Flragnararch: This is the fight where someone gets ko'ed. Kampmann always gets tagged and Hendricks has the power to put him away in the first minute.

Are you a wizard?


Almost posted ponies after that call
 
2012-11-17 11:52:46 PM  
That was the best knockout that didn't look anything like a knockout punch. Must of caught the chin just right.
 
2012-11-17 11:52:52 PM  
Hey Dana....give him a title shot
 
2012-11-17 11:53:17 PM  

Klippoklondike: LoR75: Klippoklondike: If Hendricks loses, him vs. Ellenberger would be awesome

This, but I hope he makes Kampann's toes go stiff

Well there you go lol


Literally right after I hit add comment, the KO happened. Almost missed it.
 
2012-11-17 11:53:32 PM  
Can we have Hendricks vs Diaz, please?
 
2012-11-17 11:54:14 PM  

RevMercutio: Can we have Hendricks vs Diaz, please?


I'm a Diaz fan, and the bros seem to be pretty durable...but if Hendricks managed to connect it'd be lights out.
 
2012-11-17 11:54:24 PM  

RevMercutio: Can we have Hendricks vs Diaz, please?


I wouldn't mind that
 
2012-11-17 11:54:28 PM  

Poison Appleseeds: That was the best knockout that didn't look anything like a knockout punch. Must of caught the chin just right.


it's like a videogame.. see, he led with the right.. didn't do much damage itself, but it was slag elemental, making the critical hit from the left that much more devastating.
 
2012-11-17 11:55:01 PM  
GSP v ultra violent Wil Wheaton
 
2012-11-17 11:55:11 PM  
Now a marine corps commercial...Hey kids do you like watching fighting? Do you like watching people beat the hell out of each other. Then sign up with the Marine Corps and get killed in Afghanistan by a guy wearing flip-flops carrying an AK47.
 
2012-11-17 11:55:26 PM  
In case it wasn't obvious, that last fight was a perfect pick for me :D

www.tapology.com
 
2012-11-17 11:56:00 PM  

Poison Appleseeds: Now a marine corps commercial...Hey kids do you like watching fighting? Do you like watching people beat the hell out of each other. Then sign up with the Marine Corps and get killed in Afghanistan by a guy wearing flip-flops carrying an AK47.


You forgot to mention the extremely low pay
 
2012-11-17 11:56:06 PM  

Flragnararch: In case it wasn't obvious, that last fight was a perfect pick for me :D

[www.tapology.com image 500x235]


Same!

*Mental high five, slight nod*
 
2012-11-17 11:56:19 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Johny Hendricks' 3-inch left hook is the most dangerous weapon in MMA.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 11:56:53 PM  
judging by how this night has been going I predict someone is going to get punched in the head in this next fight
 
2012-11-17 11:57:39 PM  

Poison Appleseeds: Now a marine corps commercial...Hey kids do you like watching fighting? Do you like watching people beat the hell out of each other. Then sign up with the Marine Corps and get killed in Afghanistan by a guy wearing flip-flops carrying an AK47.


Not sure why, but this made me laugh.

/probably the imagery this conjured in my head
//bring our troops home
 
2012-11-17 11:58:02 PM  

Poison Appleseeds: That was the best knockout that didn't look anything like a knockout punch. Must of caught the chin just right.


If you've followed Kampmann's career for a while you'll understand that this has been a long time coming. He's been prone to flash knockouts lately that he's been lucky to recover from quickly enough to stay in the fight and come back to when. That whole cliche about a "Battle Tested Chin" is actually a backhanded compliment, because taking so much damage over the years turns your jaw into a timebomb, and Martin's just went off...

Maybe for good... Seriously, wouldn't surprise me to see him start looking like Chuck Liddell or Crocop towards their ends, getting KTFO every time they get touched.
 
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