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(UFC)   Will Georges St-Pierre make his comeback and defeat non-fighting champion Carlos "Gary" Condit? It's UFC 154, online prelims begin at 6:20 PM ET on Facebook, televised prelims at 8 PM on FX, with the main card at 10 PM on PPV   (ufc.com) divider line 1038
    More: Interesting, Georges St-Pierre, Gary Condit, UFC, Bell Centre, PM ET, PPV, Carvalho, prelims  
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2012-11-17 01:19:30 PM
Looks like the fight between Nick Ring and Mr. Poo was canceled. i guess Ring was sick and couldn't pass medical

www.tapology.com
 
2012-11-17 01:45:12 PM
1) Everybody post your Tapology predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
2) Complain the headline left out start times for the prelims
3) Sweaty dick punching cartoon
4) RING GIRLS
6) Call out list for the regulars
7) Old MMA vs new MMA snobbery
8) I could totally beat both these guys
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) You know this is all fixed/ a work right ?
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) It's only ghey if you make eye contact.jpeg
14) RING GIRLS
15) Does anyone have a link to the post fight presser
16) itsrealtome.jpg
17) Thai Cup
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot from 4 different camera angles
19) OMAPLATA!
20. "Superman punch!"
21) Presser is LIVE!!!
22) HOLY SHIAT!
23) SOMEONE MAKE A .gif OF THAT
24) The biggest fight of _____'s career
25) _____'s career is over now
26)The prelim fights were all better than the main card
27)The presser was more exciting than the main card
28) That fight in the stands was more exiting than the main card
29) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
30) SPINNING BACKFIST
31) SPINNING BACKFAIL
32) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
33) Ceceil Peoples is the devil
34) That fight was stopped too soon
35) That fight should have been stopped sooner
36) EYE SCREAM
37) Hork inducing replays of torture pr0n-esque attempted eye removal
 
2012-11-17 01:54:16 PM
For the hell of it here is a NSFW photo of Anthony Perosh's toe that forced him out of next months card. Warning, it is nasty

Link NSFW
 
2012-11-17 01:54:31 PM
Sweet there is already a thread!

Klippoklondike: Looks like the fight between Nick Ring and Mr. Poo was canceled. i guess Ring was sick and couldn't pass medical


Darn it, I was looking forward to that one. We were watching the weigh ins in last night's thread and thought he looked like a sick junkie.
 
2012-11-17 01:55:14 PM

Klippoklondike: Link NSFW


OW!
 
2012-11-17 02:32:38 PM

Klippoklondike: For the hell of it here is a NSFW photo of Anthony Perosh's toe that forced him out of next months card. Warning, it is nasty

Link NSFW


And this little piggy said .....GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
 
2012-11-17 02:42:11 PM
New octagon girl?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-17 03:25:35 PM
www.tapology.com
 
2012-11-17 03:58:49 PM
www.tapology.com
 
2012-11-17 04:33:31 PM
www.tapology.com
 
2012-11-17 04:37:41 PM

Klippoklondike: For the hell of it here is a NSFW photo of Anthony Perosh's toe that forced him out of next months card. Warning, it is nasty

Link NSFW


That pic should be enough to scratch #37 off the list
 
2012-11-17 04:42:26 PM

cookiefleck: That pic should be enough to scratch #37 off the list


This picture freaked me out until...

i.imgur.com

...a second picture was produced that showed it was only a cherry, bit in half with the pit exposed, on top of the thumb that's pointed directly into the camera.

Then I looked at it again, and now it makes me giggle.
 
2012-11-17 04:46:38 PM

Testiclaw: This picture freaked me out until...


Holy sh*t that is clever, and nasty looking.
 
2012-11-17 04:50:39 PM
www.tapology.com

C'mon, picks! Papa needs a new pair of everything!
 
2012-11-17 04:53:10 PM
www.tapology.com

GSP will have ring rust...and I predict a boring main event.
 
paj
2012-11-17 05:47:57 PM
No tapology for me, but here's a few of my predictions anyway: there will be one spinning back-fist/kick KO, two RNCs, one armbar and a TKO by way of elbows. Also, out of 12 total fights, no more than 5 will go to decision.
 
2012-11-17 06:06:48 PM
Who the hell is posting links at 1am eastern? Really?

/this headline sucks
//I sure hope the GSP/NBK fight is as good as I hope it is
 
2012-11-17 06:08:11 PM
www.tapology.com
 
2012-11-17 06:08:30 PM

slayer199: GSP will have ring rust...and I predict a boring main event.


isn't picking a GSP fight to be boring like picking a Rousey fight to have an armbar?
 
2012-11-17 06:23:50 PM
The UFC site has the Facebook prelim start time listed as 6:35 PM ET now. I assume they pushed it back 15 minutes due to the Ring-Phillipou fight being canceled.
 
2012-11-17 06:28:45 PM
www.tapology.com

In case you guys missed it mma junkie is doing a pick 'em as well for prizes.

contests.mmajunkie.com

Might be too late for this one but I wouldn't be surprised if they do it again.
 
2012-11-17 06:33:17 PM
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2012-11-17 06:34:01 PM
WE ARE LIVE!

Facebook stream has started.
 
2012-11-17 06:41:45 PM
And HERE WE GO.
 
2012-11-17 06:42:17 PM

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I shiat you not I want to add meow said the dog to the list
 
2012-11-17 06:43:16 PM
see you guys at 1000 :P
 
2012-11-17 06:46:32 PM
And right back down.
 
2012-11-17 06:47:35 PM
10-9 Elkins
 
2012-11-17 06:50:29 PM
Just woke up from a nap, much needed! Glad it was pushed back and I just missed a round and a half!
 
2012-11-17 06:50:49 PM
That was close
 
2012-11-17 06:51:24 PM
siler needs some cheerleader help aparantly, he's getting schooled on the ground.
 
2012-11-17 06:51:53 PM

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I shiat you not I want to add meow said the dog to the list


lmao
 
2012-11-17 06:52:07 PM
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
 
2012-11-17 06:52:41 PM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
 
2012-11-17 06:53:07 PM
10-9 and now 10-8 elkins.
 
2012-11-17 06:54:24 PM
10-9 Elkins. Close to 10-8. Now 20-18 Elkins.
 
2012-11-17 06:55:53 PM
I think Siler's nose is broken.
 
2012-11-17 06:56:26 PM
only a matter of time now
 
2012-11-17 06:57:42 PM

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I shiat you not I want to add meow said the dog to the list


You mean rickythepenguin?
 
2012-11-17 07:00:21 PM
clean sweep for sure for elkins and my first perfect pick
 
2012-11-17 07:00:33 PM
10-9 Elkins. 30-27, very possibly 30-26.
 
2012-11-17 07:00:36 PM
Well, got that one wrong. pretty dominant by elkins
 
2012-11-17 07:00:39 PM
That was a beat down.
 
2012-11-17 07:02:15 PM

Flragnararch: clean sweep for sure for elkins and my first perfect pick


Me too!

BRO FIST
 
2012-11-17 07:02:38 PM

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I shiat you not I want to add meow said the dog to the list

You mean rickythepenguin?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 07:03:20 PM
www.tapology.com
 
2012-11-17 07:03:23 PM

libranoelrose: That was a beat down.


You just got wrasslefarked!
 
2012-11-17 07:03:39 PM

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I shiat you not I want to add meow said the dog to the list


This idea of the you has been given the consideration of me and been terminated by the guillotine choke of all of us who of the reading of the whargarble do not like.

Unless she actually wants on the list.
 
2012-11-17 07:07:36 PM
st.gdefon.ru


Did they just say Russians were "new" to MMA ?
 
2012-11-17 07:08:28 PM

Klippoklondike: For the hell of it here is a NSFW photo of Anthony Perosh's toe that forced him out of next months card. Warning, it is nasty

Link NSFW


I don't know why, but that picture made me lol
 
2012-11-17 07:08:41 PM

Testiclaw: Flragnararch: clean sweep for sure for elkins and my first perfect pick

Me too!

BRO FIST


no...

just... no...

its either a mental high 5 or a nod of approval.
 
2012-11-17 07:10:39 PM

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I shiat you not I want to add meow said the dog to the list

This idea of the you has been given the consideration of me and been terminated by the guillotine choke of all of us who of the reading of the whargarble do not like.

Unless she actually wants on the list.


See, the reason why I said the above was because there's been several stories Ricky has said that have been almost identical to the foreign translations meow's given. Unless they both have lived very similar lives.
 
2012-11-17 07:10:46 PM

Flragnararch: no...

just... no...

its either a mental high 5 or a nod of approval.


i13.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-17 07:12:58 PM
Nice!
 
2012-11-17 07:14:04 PM
seriously, 'Bro fist!' ?

C'mon son.

Also, not a perfect pick, but I'm 2/2 with one perfect.
 
2012-11-17 07:14:05 PM
Nice armbar. Was hoping he'd get a KO, though.
 
2012-11-17 07:14:13 PM
Nice! That armbar came quick.
 
2012-11-17 07:15:31 PM
Yeah. Having trouble getting the shirt on. His arm is farked.
 
2012-11-17 07:15:37 PM

libranoelrose: Nice!


Yeah, that was slick.

Interesting to see the Russian going for Gi techniques, though.

/Sidenote: rear "naked" chokes are called that because they're one of the only chokes that don't utilize a Gi.
 
2012-11-17 07:17:56 PM

Testiclaw: libranoelrose: Nice!

Yeah, that was slick.

Interesting to see the Russian going for Gi techniques, though.

/Sidenote: rear "naked" chokes are called that because they're one of the only chokes that don't utilize a Gi.


What about anaconda, guillotine, and triangle chokes?
 
2012-11-17 07:18:38 PM

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I shiat you not I want to add meow said the dog to the list

This idea of the you has been given the consideration of me and been terminated by the guillotine choke of all of us who of the reading of the whargarble do not like.

Unless she actually wants on the list.

See, the reason why I said the above was because there's been several stories Ricky has said that have been almost identical to the foreign translations meow's given. Unless they both have lived very similar lives.


I have had an idea about who it is, but I don't talk about it because people get pissy about their alts.
 
2012-11-17 07:20:09 PM

libranoelrose: What about anaconda, guillotine, and triangle chokes?


Yeah, but the RNC is from the "rear" and nearly all other chokes from the rear utilize the Gi.

My bad for not being clear!
 
2012-11-17 07:20:45 PM
the gi plays a part in all those chokes. whether you can grab the gi or its used for leverage or control
 
2012-11-17 07:26:16 PM

Testiclaw: libranoelrose: What about anaconda, guillotine, and triangle chokes?

Yeah, but the RNC is from the "rear" and nearly all other chokes from the rear utilize the Gi.

My bad for not being clear!


Solid!

Flragnararch: the gi plays a part in all those chokes. whether you can grab the gi or its used for leverage or control


not when you're naked
 
2012-11-17 07:27:19 PM
holy crap, he went platinum blonde??
 
2012-11-17 07:28:02 PM

violentsalvation: people get pissy about their alts.


I hear that brother.
 
2012-11-17 07:30:27 PM
In-a-gada-da-vida!
 
2012-11-17 07:32:08 PM
I remember when Riddle was rocked by an illegal something, I think, and the ref was going to restart and he was like, "where am I? what happened?" and it was very close to continuing before the ref called the docs back in and waved it off.
 
2012-11-17 07:32:15 PM
Riddle coming out to In-a-gadda-da-vida, I love this guy. If this song is any indication, they might drug test him again after the fight.
 
2012-11-17 07:33:09 PM

libranoelrose: holy crap, he went platinum blonde??


When the hell was he platinum blonde?

Why would he let them use that?
 
2012-11-17 07:33:21 PM
Forgot my Tapology due to new baby...it's been hectic.

Will post picks for kicks and go from there.
 
2012-11-17 07:34:05 PM
My FB stream is turning poopie, buffering all the time.
 
2012-11-17 07:34:36 PM

LoR75: Forgot my Tapology due to new baby...it's been hectic.


Congratulations.
 
2012-11-17 07:35:37 PM

Testiclaw: My FB stream is turning poopie, buffering all the time.


Link
 
2012-11-17 07:37:10 PM

libranoelrose: Testiclaw: My FB stream is turning poopie, buffering all the time.

Link


*mental high five and slight nod of approval*
 
2012-11-17 07:37:31 PM

LoR75: Forgot my Tapology due to new baby...it's been hectic.

Will post picks for kicks and go from there.


I'm so sorry for your loss.

Or Congradulations!

Whichever works
 
2012-11-17 07:37:40 PM
Good first round.

I think Ridell lost it.
 
2012-11-17 07:38:18 PM
10-9 Riddle. The game plan seems to be using the reach advantage to pick him apart from outside and avoid going to the ground.
 
2012-11-17 07:38:38 PM
Nice replay.

Wish I could record these.
 
2012-11-17 07:38:43 PM
That kick was pretty cool.
 
2012-11-17 07:39:17 PM

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Riddle. The game plan seems to be using the reach advantage to pick him apart from outside and avoid going to the ground.


I thought the pink belt landed more significant strikes.

It was close though.
 
2012-11-17 07:41:22 PM

libranoelrose: psychicdeath99: 10-9 Riddle. The game plan seems to be using the reach advantage to pick him apart from outside and avoid going to the ground.

I thought the pink belt landed more significant strikes.

It was close though.


I saw it differently, but then judging is not an exact science, especially in close rounds.
 
2012-11-17 07:41:45 PM
yeah, kick his ass riddle.
 
2012-11-17 07:42:23 PM
St Pierre - sub - round 3
Hendricks - ko - round 1
Carmont - sub - round 2
Dos Anjos - decision
Hominick - ko - round 2
Cote - ko - round 1
Griggs - decision
Stout - decision
Damm - sub - round 2
 
2012-11-17 07:42:41 PM
Not sure jumping into his guard was wise. Moot point now.
 
2012-11-17 07:42:51 PM
did I mention yves lavigne kinda sucks as a ref yet tonight?
 
2012-11-17 07:44:11 PM

Flragnararch: did I mention yves lavigne kinda sucks as a ref yet tonight?


He's either mediocre or terrible.
 
2012-11-17 07:45:02 PM
10-9 Riddle. 20-18. Both close rounds, though.
 
2012-11-17 07:45:39 PM
I hope Condit knocks GSP into semi-retirement. Good god Greg Jackson and his strategy of "win by not losing" is ruining MMA.
 
2012-11-17 07:45:42 PM

violentsalvation: LoR75: Forgot my Tapology due to new baby...it's been hectic.

Congratulations.


Thanks! Hopefully I can squeeze in the PPV once the little guy falls asleep
 
2012-11-17 07:46:03 PM
Last week in China was it Kenny Florian and Anik what's his name calling the fights?
 
2012-11-17 07:47:43 PM
www.tapology.com
 
2012-11-17 07:50:06 PM
29-28 Ridell
 
2012-11-17 07:50:51 PM
10-9 Riddle. 30-27, but it was close enough the judges could have seen it differently.
 
2012-11-17 07:51:44 PM
Mr Riddle?

My dad's here?
 
2012-11-17 07:52:24 PM

Flragnararch: did I mention yves lavigne kinda sucks as a ref yet tonight?


Sucks every night. Can't believe he's gainfully employed
 
2012-11-17 07:52:26 PM
Riddle has some great knees for sure. Maguire really didn't do much the whole fight. Should be riddle by decision and a second perfect pick.
 
2012-11-17 07:53:28 PM
I wonder how Riddle will celebrate tonight? (...after the drug test, of course)
 
2012-11-17 07:54:21 PM
I just noticed this card is available in theaters.

When did they start doing that?
 
2012-11-17 07:54:51 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Good god Greg Jackson and his strategy of "win by not losing" is ruining MMA.


I'm between a rock and a hard place;

I don't like Jackson and the GSP/win points strategy at all.

But I hate Condit because I'm a huge Diaz fan.

I want a double-KO and a cage collapse.
 
2012-11-17 07:56:06 PM

libranoelrose: I just noticed this card is available in theaters.

When did they start doing that?


A while ago, I think. I remember seeing it at least several months back when I was checking saturday movie times.
 
2012-11-17 07:56:13 PM

libranoelrose: I just noticed this card is available in theaters.

When did they start doing that?


Around the GSP Penn II I think, I can't remember the first one we did.

Last one was 3D.
 
2012-11-17 07:56:23 PM

libranoelrose: I just noticed this card is available in theaters.

When did they start doing that?


I seem to remember it being mentioned a few pay per views ago.
 
2012-11-17 07:56:28 PM

libranoelrose: I just noticed this card is available in theaters.

When did they start doing that?


Most championship ppv's are on Imax screens the last year or so
 
2012-11-17 07:58:11 PM
They never have them in the theater near me. And the theater doesn't sell beer, anyway.
 
2012-11-17 08:00:48 PM
Interesting. I didn't even know it was a thing.

And now on to the prelims!
 
2012-11-17 08:02:02 PM
I just checked. Only seven theaters in Ohio showing it in 3D. None close to me.
 
2012-11-17 08:02:18 PM

violentsalvation: They never have them in the theater near me. And the theater doesn't sell beer, anyway.


If i go out to watch MMA I go to BDUBS. Can eat disgusting delicious food and drink beer. Still costs less than the payperview.
 
2012-11-17 08:02:23 PM

violentsalvation: They never have them in the theater near me. And the theater doesn't sell beer, anyway.


You're obviously in the wrong theaters. Obviously.

/sneak in a 1/5th all the way
 
2012-11-17 08:03:31 PM
Sportsnet Prelims time!

Rogan looking old tonight.
 
2012-11-17 08:04:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 08:05:32 PM

Klippoklondike: violentsalvation: They never have them in the theater near me. And the theater doesn't sell beer, anyway.

If i go out to watch MMA I go to BDUBS. Can eat disgusting delicious food and drink beer. Still costs less than the payperview.


Boston Pizza for me...5 mins from my house, usually a good group of friends, and can walk home afterwards.

/they are there tonight
//I'm on baby duty until 4am
///del rio'ing the PPV tonight
 
2012-11-17 08:05:56 PM

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 500x598]


Ha!
 
2012-11-17 08:06:07 PM

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 500x598]


"I woke up and hit Evan Tanner. Turns out he's been dead 5 years. Who the hell did I hit?"
 
2012-11-17 08:08:24 PM

Klippoklondike: violentsalvation: They never have them in the theater near me. And the theater doesn't sell beer, anyway.

If i go out to watch MMA I go to BDUBS. Can eat disgusting delicious food and drink beer. Still costs less than the payperview.


BWW is always too loud for me to enjoy watching the fights there.
 
2012-11-17 08:08:30 PM
Too bad the FX prelims have so much filler in between fights.
 
2012-11-17 08:08:57 PM
eh more fights are more fights.
 
2012-11-17 08:09:54 PM
3/3 with 2 perfects, lets keep it rolling
 
2012-11-17 08:10:46 PM
damn... damm;s chin is tiny. SHoulda risked the ko bet.
 
2012-11-17 08:11:04 PM

violentsalvation: Klippoklondike: violentsalvation: They never have them in the theater near me. And the theater doesn't sell beer, anyway.

If i go out to watch MMA I go to BDUBS. Can eat disgusting delicious food and drink beer. Still costs less than the payperview.

BWW is always too loud for me to enjoy watching the fights there.


I went to Buffalo Wild Wings for every pay per view for a couple of years. Only been obtaining ghe fights by alternate means the past few months.

I kind of miss my boneless wings while watching.
 
2012-11-17 08:12:04 PM

libranoelrose: I just noticed this card is available in theaters.

When did they start doing that?


For the last couple of big fights.. I would've seen the fight at my local cine mark (which is awesome, btw) but the dude at the counter was like "you just have to be prepared to deal with twilight fans" and I'm not.
 
2012-11-17 08:13:06 PM

cookiefleck: "you just have to be prepared to deal with twilight fans" and I'm not.


You made the right decision.
 
2012-11-17 08:13:58 PM

cookiefleck: libranoelrose: I just noticed this card is available in theaters.

When did they start doing that?

For the last couple of big fights.. I would've seen the fight at my local cine mark (which is awesome, btw) but the dude at the counter was like "you just have to be prepared to deal with twilight fans" and I'm not.


Vampires are easy to take out with the guillotine.
 
2012-11-17 08:14:30 PM

Flragnararch: damn... damm;s chin is tiny. SHoulda risked the ko bet.


Doesn't matter what kind of chin he's got if neither one of them punches the other.
 
2012-11-17 08:14:38 PM
why would twilight fans watch ufc ppv's?
 
2012-11-17 08:15:22 PM

libranoelrose: Flragnararch: damn... damm;s chin is tiny. SHoulda risked the ko bet.

Doesn't matter what kind of chin he's got if neither one of them punches the other.


I know right? Now I'm kinda glad I went with my decision pick
 
paj
2012-11-17 08:15:40 PM
10-9 Pato.
 
2012-11-17 08:15:49 PM
Fairly close, but 10-9 Carvahlo.
 
2012-11-17 08:16:19 PM
Those were some solid kicks by Carvallo.

Damm's. leg already looks like rotting meat.
 
2012-11-17 08:16:28 PM
This past week I finalized all my travel plans to be in the house for UFC 155. So what are the odds that JDS and/or Cain gets hurt between now and then? 75%?
 
2012-11-17 08:17:50 PM

domino324: This past week I finalized all my travel plans to be in the house for UFC 155. So what are the odds that JDS and/or Cain gets hurt between now and then? 75%?


The probability of injury increases with the price of the tickets.
 
2012-11-17 08:18:04 PM
Inactive, man. :(
 
2012-11-17 08:18:09 PM

domino324: This past week I finalized all my travel plans to be in the house for UFC 155. So what are the odds that JDS and/or Cain gets hurt between now and then? 75%?


Don't curse it!
 
2012-11-17 08:18:53 PM
Nice BJJ there!
 
2012-11-17 08:18:56 PM
Damm is going to be limping tomorrow.
 
2012-11-17 08:19:16 PM
Damm leap frog!
 
2012-11-17 08:20:12 PM
long time no see!!!
 
2012-11-17 08:20:22 PM
I just noticed the venue.. does GSP ever NOT fight in Montreal?
 
2012-11-17 08:20:38 PM
Tentative is an understatement, Joe.
 
2012-11-17 08:20:40 PM

psychicdeath99: Damm is going to be limping tomorrow.


He's limping now...he won't be walking tomorrow.
 
2012-11-17 08:21:55 PM
Carvalho's facial hair has me mesmerized. I can't focus on judging who may actually be winning.
 
2012-11-17 08:22:26 PM

Muffin'sTop: long time no see!!!


You were holding out for GSP this whole time, weren't you?
 
2012-11-17 08:22:27 PM
Close round. I think 10-9 Damm, for 19-19 so far.
 
2012-11-17 08:22:30 PM

domino324: Carvalho's facial hair has me mesmerized. I can't focus on judging who may actually be winning.


Yeah, way better than his beard and he has a good beard. The handlebar is just awesome.
 
2012-11-17 08:22:43 PM

The Bestest: I just noticed the venue.. does GSP ever NOT fight in Montreal?


I think he fought in Toronto last time.
 
2012-11-17 08:23:21 PM
GSP is going to get his ass run away from so hard he's going to feel it for weeks.
 
2012-11-17 08:24:22 PM
Damm's leg looks horrible. I'd say he isn't trying to take it down because he can't at this point.
 
paj
2012-11-17 08:24:52 PM

The Bestest: I just noticed the venue.. does GSP ever NOT fight in Montreal?


UFCs 46, 48, 50, 52, 54, 56, 58, 65, 69, 74, 79, 87, 94, 100, 111, 129 all fought outside Montreal.
 
2012-11-17 08:25:21 PM
You get to call your own time outs now?
 
2012-11-17 08:25:34 PM
needs more damn, damm's... jokes
 
2012-11-17 08:26:10 PM

paj: The Bestest: I just noticed the venue.. does GSP ever NOT fight in Montreal?

UFCs 46, 48, 50, 52, 54, 56, 58, 65, 69, 74, 79, 87, 94, 100, 111, 129 all fought outside Montreal.


why helo thar wikipedia
 
2012-11-17 08:26:40 PM

Jensaarai: GSP is going to get his ass run away from so hard he's going to feel it for weeks.


Nah, Condit's a very aggressive fighter normally, but Diaz is so dangerous in a boxing match that he would've been silly to stand and trade. And unlike Diaz, GSP has more than one trick up his sleeve so if Condit did run then GSP would have an answer or six.
 
2012-11-17 08:26:46 PM
Nice hook.
 
2012-11-17 08:27:16 PM

libranoelrose: Muffin'sTop: long time no see!!!

You were holding out for GSP this whole time, weren't you?


more like I am to damn busy or just went to the bar and my phone had low battery

still glad to see you!
 
2012-11-17 08:27:34 PM

Jensaarai: GSP is going to get his ass run away from so hard he's going to feel it for weeks.


youmustbenewhere.png
 
2012-11-17 08:28:34 PM
10-9 Carvalho, for a 29-28 win. Not a great fight.
 
2012-11-17 08:28:47 PM
Why is Damm screaming and pounding his pec like he won...?
 
2012-11-17 08:28:49 PM
The stache should get the decision.
 
2012-11-17 08:29:16 PM
Damm should've pushed the pace like that a bit sooner, before his front leg was turned into cube steak.
 
2012-11-17 08:30:06 PM

libranoelrose: The stache should get the decision.


Mustaches make MMA better. Just ask Don Frye.
 
paj
2012-11-17 08:30:51 PM
Pato Carvalho wins by split 29-28 decision
 
2012-11-17 08:30:56 PM
Damm won on one of the cards?
 
2012-11-17 08:30:58 PM
split wtf...
 
2012-11-17 08:31:19 PM
4/4 with three perfects.

/boo
//ya
///ka
////shaw
//// slashies
 
2012-11-17 08:31:30 PM
So tonight we do have a wild card for a judge.
 
2012-11-17 08:31:31 PM
I'm guessing Nick Diaz was one of the judges.
 
2012-11-17 08:31:34 PM

Testiclaw: Why is Damm screaming and pounding his pec like he won...?


well, -someone- thought he did
 
2012-11-17 08:32:15 PM
Doing OK on picks so far. 4-0 with two perfect. Hope it keeps up.
 
2012-11-17 08:32:42 PM

violentsalvation: So tonight we do have a wild card for a judge.


www.bleachernation.com
 
2012-11-17 08:35:52 PM
Split? How? 

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-11-17 08:37:32 PM

LoR75: Split? How? 

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 340x234]


now there's a good damn damm joke!
 
2012-11-17 08:38:26 PM
More like Chin of stone
 
2012-11-17 08:40:57 PM
Nos gives you wings clinical skills.
 
2012-11-17 08:41:47 PM

Flragnararch: LoR75: Split? How? 

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 340x234]

now there's a good damn damm joke!


I'm surprised I was the first to make it.
 
2012-11-17 08:41:55 PM

The Bestest: violentsalvation: So tonight we do have a wild card for a judge.

[www.bleachernation.com image 194x259]


I can't figure out who that is.
 
2012-11-17 08:42:33 PM
Two guys I like, but giving the edge to Stout here.
 
2012-11-17 08:43:41 PM

violentsalvation: I can't figure out who that is.


not an Always Sunny fan then?
 
2012-11-17 08:44:08 PM
when in doubt, go with stout.

/hands of stone
//guinness
///whatever works
 
2012-11-17 08:44:19 PM

LoR75: Two guys I like, but giving the edge to Stout here.


Whenever I do that he loses.
 
2012-11-17 08:44:49 PM
except this emo-ish haircut. Just doesn't work to well.
 
2012-11-17 08:45:01 PM

violentsalvation: The Bestest: violentsalvation: So tonight we do have a wild card for a judge.

[www.bleachernation.com image 194x259]

I can't figure out who that is.


Ron Simmons, former WWE wrestler. His "thing" is just popping up in random places yelling "damn" when something that's messed up happens.

/itsrealtome.jpg
 
2012-11-17 08:45:26 PM
it's fitting that Stout is advertising the Red Dawn remake on his derriere cuz I heard it was ass
 
2012-11-17 08:46:18 PM

domino324: Jensaarai: GSP is going to get his ass run away from so hard he's going to feel it for weeks.

Nah, Condit's a very aggressive fighter normally, but Diaz is so dangerous in a boxing match that he would've been silly to stand and trade. And unlike Diaz, GSP has more than one trick up his sleeve so if Condit did run then GSP would have an answer or six.


Flragnararch: Jensaarai: GSP is going to get his ass run away from so hard he's going to feel it for weeks.

youmustbenewhere.png


Heh.

I'm just mad that my "can barely manage to load web pages" quality Internet, combined with no PPV, and no bars showing the fights means once again I'm on the sidelines for the Fark thread. Drive-by Mike_LoWell style comments are all I've got left!
 
2012-11-17 08:47:20 PM
what the hell is stout doing... he's much more technical than this fight is showing.
 
2012-11-17 08:47:29 PM

Jensaarai: "can barely manage to load web pages" quality Internet,


You are running Adblock, right?
 
2012-11-17 08:47:49 PM
SPINNING BACK KICK!
 
2012-11-17 08:48:24 PM
10-9 Makdessi
 
2012-11-17 08:48:31 PM

The Bestest: violentsalvation: I can't figure out who that is.

not an Always Sunny fan then?


hahaha, my dad and brother keep telling me to watch that show.
 
2012-11-17 08:48:38 PM
Slight edge to Makdesi, 10-9.
 
2012-11-17 08:49:05 PM
I'll likely buy the GSP/Silva fight, but not this one.
 
2012-11-17 08:49:35 PM

Klippoklondike: 10-9 Makdessi


psychicdeath99: Slight edge to Makdesi, 10-9.


I concur
 
2012-11-17 08:51:03 PM

libranoelrose: Jensaarai: "can barely manage to load web pages" quality Internet,

You are running Adblock, right?


Yeah. It's my Internet provider. They're having huge problems upstream lately. Hopefully I'll be able to switch next month. I will be back some day. Fark MMA threads are second only to Fark motorsports threads as far as fun-per-comment goes. (And that's only because the fun is broken up by usually-smart analysis.)
 
2012-11-17 08:51:46 PM
What's up, y'all? Did I miss anything?
 
2012-11-17 08:52:30 PM

psychicdeath99: SPINNING BACK KICK!


Joe hasn't broken into the Bolivian Blue flake quite yet. Calm down ;)
 
2012-11-17 08:54:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbeKDlqYld4
 
2012-11-17 08:54:44 PM

cameroncrazy1984: What's up, y'all? Did I miss anything?


Just some prelims.
 
2012-11-17 08:54:55 PM
Sam "Head Movement like a Stone" Stout.
 
2012-11-17 08:55:32 PM
They should have paired Mr. Red Dawn with a Chinese opponent, then replaced em with a Korean opponent at the last minute.
 
2012-11-17 08:55:49 PM
Close round. I'll say 10-9 Makdessi. 20-18. Close enough that Stout might not NEED a finish, but he should be trying hard if he wants ghe win.
 
2012-11-17 08:56:19 PM

Jensaarai: They should have paired Mr. Red Dawn with a Chinese opponent, then replaced em with a Korean opponent at the last minute.


nice
 
2012-11-17 08:56:45 PM

Testiclaw: Sam "Head Movement like a Stone" Stout.


Its all that extra emo hair. Cut that off and he'll do better next fight.
 
2012-11-17 08:57:04 PM

psychicdeath99: Close round. I'll say 10-9 Makdessi. 20-18. Close enough that Stout might not NEED a finish, but he should be trying hard if he wants ghe win.


I actually gave Rd 2 to Stout. Super close though.
 
2012-11-17 08:57:33 PM

Jensaarai: They should have paired Mr. Red Dawn with a Chinese opponent, then replaced em with a Korean opponent at the last minute.


And then leave him in the dressing room for two years.
 
2012-11-17 08:57:46 PM
American Horror Story this season is better than last.. just suspend reality.
 
2012-11-17 08:58:41 PM

violentsalvation: cameroncrazy1984: What's up, y'all? Did I miss anything?

Just some prelims.


So, nothing exciting yet.
 
2012-11-17 08:59:25 PM
the facebook prelims were decent, fx not so much so far
 
2012-11-17 09:00:10 PM

cookiefleck: American Horror Story this season is better than last.. just suspend reality.


yeah.. first season was just about ghosts.. this one's got aliens, demons, Nazi scientists..
 
2012-11-17 09:00:57 PM
round and fight to Makdessi
 
2012-11-17 09:01:02 PM
Was that a boxing match I just watched?
 
2012-11-17 09:01:03 PM
there goes my perfect
 
2012-11-17 09:01:26 PM
I was hoping for a last minute KO by stout, followed by him raising his fist in the air and shouting "WOLVERIIINES!"
 
2012-11-17 09:01:39 PM
Another tough round. I'll say Makdessi again 10-9, for a 30-27 win.
 
2012-11-17 09:02:23 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Was that a boxing match I just watched?


I think so. That one guy kept falling flat on his face though. I think he was literally trying to take a dive.
 
2012-11-17 09:02:23 PM

The Bestest: cookiefleck: American Horror Story this season is better than last.. just suspend reality.

yeah.. first season was just about ghosts.. this one's got aliens, demons, Nazi scientists..


And Jessica Lange isn't really the evil one.
 
2012-11-17 09:02:28 PM
Hmm...that was rather uneventful.

Decision Makdessi.
 
2012-11-17 09:03:30 PM

Flragnararch: Its all that extra emo hair. Cut that off and he'll do better next fight.


I don't get fighters who have long hair or crap they have to deal with in their eyes, etc.

It makes zero sense to me.
 
2012-11-17 09:03:34 PM
Darn it. I was hoping the judges would blow it to save my picks.
 
2012-11-17 09:04:20 PM
Joe: He did a great job playing the role of the counterstriker

Funny, I didn't see him bunnyhopping and yelling "h4x!"
 
2012-11-17 09:05:09 PM

psychicdeath99: Darn it. I was hoping the judges would blow it to save my picks.


They're saving it for the 5 round dance-off at the top of the card.
 
2012-11-17 09:05:23 PM
www.tapology.com

WAAAAR CONDIIIIIIIIIT!!!!
 
2012-11-17 09:05:27 PM
This next fight could be fun. Snake vs Griggs. Someone's getting knocked out.
 
2012-11-17 09:09:02 PM

psychicdeath99: This next fight could be fun. Snake vs Griggs. Someone's getting knocked out.


Hopefully. That last fight was pretty boring.
 
2012-11-17 09:09:56 PM

psychicdeath99: This next fight could be fun. Snake vs Griggs. Someone's getting knocked out.


I would like to see this.
 
2012-11-17 09:10:06 PM
Anyone else watching this from the UK stream?

That HP sauce commercial is true.
 
2012-11-17 09:10:27 PM
Battle of the questionable facial hairs!!!
 
2012-11-17 09:10:37 PM
Can't watch the main card until tomorrow (family in town) but good luck tonight and enjoy!!!
 
2012-11-17 09:12:05 PM
mutton chops are never questionable
 
2012-11-17 09:12:05 PM
What the hell Griggs?
 
2012-11-17 09:12:08 PM
Diabate is getting old, and Griggs is fighting at lhw for the first time.
 
2012-11-17 09:12:15 PM
AHAHAHA! Awesome opening.
 
2012-11-17 09:12:25 PM
that went from wild to mild in to time
 
2012-11-17 09:12:40 PM
Nice ass-logo.
 
2012-11-17 09:13:07 PM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

/fun fight so far.
 
2012-11-17 09:13:09 PM
Snake bloodying him up.
 
paj
2012-11-17 09:13:47 PM
Domination.
 
2012-11-17 09:13:54 PM
Farking MANHANDLED.
 
2012-11-17 09:13:54 PM
now is going from wild to crazy wild
 
2012-11-17 09:14:04 PM

psychicdeath99: This next fight could be fun. Snake vs Griggs. Someone's getting knocked out.


D'OH
 
2012-11-17 09:14:09 PM
A sub finish? Anyone have that?

/my picks blow goats
 
2012-11-17 09:14:10 PM
Holy shiat did not see that coming. Wow.
 
2012-11-17 09:14:14 PM
damnit griggs
 
2012-11-17 09:14:17 PM
Griggs sucks, that's twice in a row he's looked like total shiat.
 
2012-11-17 09:14:24 PM
Daaaayum. Never would have guessed Diabate by sub.
 
2012-11-17 09:14:30 PM
Just got here. WTF did Griggs just do?
 
2012-11-17 09:15:32 PM
what a crazy fight
 
2012-11-17 09:15:35 PM
Ted Dibiate wins?
 
2012-11-17 09:15:41 PM
Yup.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 09:15:49 PM
www.bing.com
 
2012-11-17 09:15:59 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Just got here. WTF did Griggs just do?


Got subbed by a kickboxer.
 
2012-11-17 09:16:04 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Just got here. WTF did Griggs just do?


ran into a fist, then seconds later, tapped
 
2012-11-17 09:16:36 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Just got here. WTF did Griggs just do?


Got punched in the face and flailed around a bit.
 
2012-11-17 09:16:41 PM

psychicdeath99: Got subbed by a kickboxer.


that too
 
paj
2012-11-17 09:16:55 PM
Replay of a FB prelim fight up next, fun one.
 
2012-11-17 09:16:59 PM

libranoelrose: Anyone else watching this from the UK stream?

That HP sauce commercial is true.


UK stream?
 
2012-11-17 09:17:48 PM

paj: Replay of a FB prelim fight up next, fun one.


prelimception
 
2012-11-17 09:18:26 PM

psychicdeath99: Your Average Witty Fark User: Just got here. WTF did Griggs just do?

Got subbed by a kickboxer.


That's gotta suck.
 
2012-11-17 09:18:38 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: libranoelrose: Anyone else watching this from the UK stream?

That HP sauce commercial is true.

UK stream?


The one I posted up thread.
 
2012-11-17 09:19:11 PM
This one was pretty good...
 
2012-11-17 09:19:15 PM

libranoelrose: Your Average Witty Fark User: libranoelrose: Anyone else watching this from the UK stream?

That HP sauce commercial is true.

UK stream?

The one I posted up thread.


Actually I take that back, I posted a link to the early prelims, not these prelims.
 
2012-11-17 09:19:31 PM
gee I wonder how this one goes...
 
2012-11-17 09:19:35 PM
Damn the white guy is WHITE.
 
2012-11-17 09:20:16 PM
And I can watch now! Missed Diabate's fight.
 
2012-11-17 09:21:50 PM

psychicdeath99: This one was pretty good...


Just as surprising the second time.
 
2012-11-17 09:22:15 PM
That's sub of the night so far.
 
2012-11-17 09:22:28 PM

libranoelrose: Your Average Witty Fark User: libranoelrose: Anyone else watching this from the UK stream?

That HP sauce commercial is true.

UK stream?

The one I posted up thread.


I guess it pays to read the whole thread.
 
2012-11-17 09:22:38 PM
Good job on the replay, FX.
 
2012-11-17 09:23:03 PM
WTF was he trying to submit him from the guys guard? That's begging for sweep or arm bar.
 
2012-11-17 09:23:12 PM
Lights go out in Canada?
 
2012-11-17 09:23:27 PM
lol the screens just went black except for the bottom bar of the fx. entire place just groaned. Hilarious.
 
2012-11-17 09:23:34 PM
Anybody elses TV go black during that replay?
 
paj
2012-11-17 09:23:37 PM
Black screen w/audio for anyone else?
 
2012-11-17 09:23:47 PM
He submitted the entire video feed.
 
2012-11-17 09:23:59 PM
Went out on ESPN America from the UK, too.
 
2012-11-17 09:24:11 PM
I guess the arm bar was too brutal to show on primetime TV?
 
paj
2012-11-17 09:25:20 PM
Menjivar works security at the Montreal airport, IIRC.
 
2012-11-17 09:25:30 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: I guess it pays to read the whole thread.


Link
 
2012-11-17 09:26:02 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: libranoelrose: Your Average Witty Fark User: libranoelrose: Anyone else watching this from the UK stream?

That HP sauce commercial is true.

UK stream?

The one I posted up thread.

I guess it pays to read the whole thread.


Hrmm. British PTI. WTF?
 
2012-11-17 09:26:54 PM

paj: Menjivar works security at the Montreal airport, IIRC.


Remind me not to try to smuggle anything through that airport.

/ I like having a functional elbow.
 
2012-11-17 09:27:47 PM

The Bestest: slayer199: GSP will have ring rust...and I predict a boring main event.

isn't picking a GSP fight to be boring like picking a Rousey fight to have an armbar?


Condit will make him fight.
 
2012-11-17 09:27:49 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Hrmm. British PTI. WTF?


Uh...me too.

...?
 
2012-11-17 09:27:55 PM
Infinite commercials!
 
2012-11-17 09:29:38 PM
awwww, nice of them to apologize!
 
2012-11-17 09:29:55 PM
Love that graphic that they just put up on fx on Condit.
 
2012-11-17 09:30:21 PM
I'm learning more about soccer than I ever wanted to.
 
2012-11-17 09:31:34 PM
I'd also like to put this out there; Cote gave Silva the biggest challenge to the title outside of Sonnen.
 
2012-11-17 09:32:53 PM

violentsalvation: I'm learning more about soccer than I ever wanted to.


Is that what's going on? I thought some acid had leaked out of my spine again and I was listening to aliens quibble about politics. In any case, this is an accent I can safely say I'll never be fond of.
 
2012-11-17 09:33:20 PM

violentsalvation: I'm learning more about soccer than I ever wanted to.


Same here.

Sounds like it's back up on FX though.

Flragnararch: Love that graphic that they just put up on fx on Condit.


The Bestest: awwww, nice of them to apologize!

 
2012-11-17 09:33:34 PM
I think I am just going to order the PPV. 50% off, and I can't be bothered to eat my bandwidth since its already shot to hell with the amount of movies I've been watching in the past week and a half.
 
2012-11-17 09:34:15 PM
The UK PTI is...odd.

Come on UFC, come back!
 
2012-11-17 09:34:44 PM

Testiclaw: The UK PTI is...odd.

Come on UFC, come back!


We're back!
 
2012-11-17 09:34:56 PM
BACK!
 
2012-11-17 09:35:00 PM
refreshed with ufc espn splash on /Channels2/ctv1.html
 
2012-11-17 09:35:42 PM
Woo it's back.
 
2012-11-17 09:35:45 PM
Sakara is running out of room...every time I see him, there is a new tat or two.
 
2012-11-17 09:36:13 PM

Flragnararch: I'd also like to put this out there; Cote gave Silva the biggest challenge to the title outside of Sonnen.


Ehh... he lost 2 rounds, then got hurt in the 3rd. Several guys have at least won rounds on Silva.
 
2012-11-17 09:36:38 PM

LoR75: Sakara is running out of room...every time I see him, there is a new tat or two.


this
 
2012-11-17 09:36:48 PM
Love Sakara, but his chin is porcelain and Cote's Chin is adamantium
 
2012-11-17 09:36:49 PM
Sakara goes to sleep in 3, 2, 1...
 
2012-11-17 09:37:10 PM
Cote looking a bit doughy.
 
2012-11-17 09:37:36 PM
OH damn!
 
2012-11-17 09:37:46 PM
Wow.
 
2012-11-17 09:38:00 PM
Jackhammer to the back of the head.
 
2012-11-17 09:38:01 PM
Uh...
 
2012-11-17 09:38:07 PM
SLUGFEST!
 
2012-11-17 09:38:18 PM
How many to the back of the head was that?
 
2012-11-17 09:38:23 PM
WTF LMAO!!!!
 
2012-11-17 09:38:26 PM
WTF is the hammerfists to the back of the head?!
 
2012-11-17 09:38:26 PM
better boo the ever loving shiat out of all those back of the head punches
 
2012-11-17 09:38:29 PM
Punches to the back of the head anybody?
 
2012-11-17 09:38:31 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Sakara goes to sleep in 3, 2, 1...


Well don't I look stupid...

Nice flurry of shots to the back of the head there.
 
2012-11-17 09:38:40 PM
Did he back o head ok Cote? Did any land legally?
 
paj
2012-11-17 09:38:47 PM
5 shots to the back of the head, right in front of Miragliotta.
 
2012-11-17 09:38:48 PM
All those back to the head shots were brutal.
 
2012-11-17 09:38:57 PM

psychicdeath99: Cote looking a bit doughy.


Seriously.
 
2012-11-17 09:39:03 PM
4 to the back of the head... damn
 
2012-11-17 09:39:16 PM
yeeeeeah, nice reffing there
 
2012-11-17 09:39:16 PM
4 or 5 to the back of the head, clearly.
 
2012-11-17 09:39:31 PM
I don't want the Italian to get the win, that was nasty.
 
2012-11-17 09:39:55 PM
I'm guessing DQ.
 
2012-11-17 09:39:59 PM
He got maybe two or three on the ear, but the majority of those were to the back of the head and to the neck. Which kind of sucks because sakara had that and should have struck more intelligently.
 
2012-11-17 09:40:02 PM

Klippoklondike: Love Sakara, but his chin is porcelain and Cote's Chin is adamantium


too bad his brain stem isn't =P
 
2012-11-17 09:40:04 PM
DQ
 
2012-11-17 09:40:06 PM
Sakara did most of the damage before those illegal shots. Shame if it disqualifies him, but they were definitely illegal.
 
2012-11-17 09:40:19 PM
He did tell the fighter to watch the back of the head.
 
2012-11-17 09:40:32 PM
With Miragliotta standing right there, he did nothing from two feet away.

Wtf is up with that shiat?
 
2012-11-17 09:40:55 PM
Mirgliotta is on his game. Clearly, he is with perfect vision and outstanding attention to detail as one would expect from a professional.
 
2012-11-17 09:41:08 PM
I hate shots to the back of the head, especially when it's repeated over and over.

You're a "precision" striker: you should know better and not do it in the first farking place, you morons.
 
2012-11-17 09:41:13 PM
Ummm, yeah. Nice back of the head shots....
 
2012-11-17 09:41:21 PM
Canada rage!
 
2012-11-17 09:41:52 PM
and mirgliotta has been doing very good as a ref recently too....
 
2012-11-17 09:42:06 PM
ok, that replay was pretty damning.. wtf, Mirgliotta?
 
2012-11-17 09:42:22 PM
DQ or NC. There was ZERO excuse for that. He wasn't even defending.
 
2012-11-17 09:42:42 PM
Cote was defending himself intelligently and it was the second to last hammerfist to the back of the head that put him out.
 
2012-11-17 09:42:50 PM

dr_blasto: Mirgliotta is on his game. Clearly, he is with perfect vision and outstanding attention to detail as one would expect from a professional.


2/10

Gave you a point for mentioning "professional"
 
paj
2012-11-17 09:42:53 PM
Cote victor by DQ.,
 
2012-11-17 09:42:56 PM
This crowd is funny.
 
2012-11-17 09:43:06 PM
Yup.
 
2012-11-17 09:43:08 PM
Oh Snap.
 
2012-11-17 09:43:11 PM
LMAO
 
2012-11-17 09:43:14 PM
Good. Thanks Big Dan.
 
2012-11-17 09:43:22 PM
DQ. Good call.
 
2012-11-17 09:43:28 PM
well how about that. You get half the credit back mirgliotta
 
2012-11-17 09:43:32 PM
Shouldn't that be a no contest?
 
2012-11-17 09:43:41 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 09:43:48 PM
a Blizzard of shots leads on the night before sundae leads to a DQ

/I suck
 
2012-11-17 09:44:14 PM

LoR75: dr_blasto: Mirgliotta is on his game. Clearly, he is with perfect vision and outstanding attention to detail as one would expect from a professional.

2/10

Gave you a point for mentioning "professional"


I phoned it in.
 
2012-11-17 09:44:36 PM

Klippoklondike: Shouldn't that be a no contest?


Yeah, I'd lean that way, but WTF do I know? Cote never should've let it get that far, he should've finished it earlier.
 
2012-11-17 09:44:42 PM
I love how every time they changed the focus from Cote to Sakara you could clearly hear from boos to chants
 
2012-11-17 09:44:57 PM
Sakkarya's translator is a huge motherfarker.
 
2012-11-17 09:45:51 PM
How can he understand english but not speak it?
 
2012-11-17 09:45:57 PM

Klippoklondike: Shouldn't that be a no contest?


Ref's judgement. One or two accidental fouls could be an NC. If there are multiple fouls or the ref judges them intentional, it can be a DQ.
 
2012-11-17 09:46:04 PM

Muffin'sTop: I love how every time they changed the focus from Cote to Sakara you could clearly hear from boos to chants


This.
 
2012-11-17 09:46:28 PM
Looks like 3 illegal hits, the hammerfists started hitting around the ear and the crown of the head then the guy turned his head into his leg and he kept hitting.
 
2012-11-17 09:46:29 PM
I really wish they would go back to strikes to the back of the head being legal.
 
2012-11-17 09:46:32 PM

Poison Appleseeds: How can he understand english but not speak it?


Aaaaaand he starts speaking english as I was hitting the submit button
 
2012-11-17 09:47:15 PM
You can tell for awhile there the producers were just farking with the crowd switching shots on the monitors between Cote and Sakara with ever increasing frequency, to see if they'd keep up the cheer-booing alternation.
 
2012-11-17 09:47:47 PM
ok question since I'm unsure of the rule..

after the first couple of clear hits to the back, could the ref have simply broken it up, issued a warning and let the fight resume?
 
2012-11-17 09:47:48 PM
Gotta love the Montreal crowd. They always bring it whether its UFC or WWE. Arguably the best, or amongst the best crowds in North America.
 
2012-11-17 09:47:55 PM

Poison Appleseeds: Poison Appleseeds: How can he understand english but not speak it?

Aaaaaand he starts speaking english as I was hitting the submit button


Probably can't speak it fluently enough to be comfortable with it. Bippity Boppity.

/UFC been berry berry good to me.
 
2012-11-17 09:48:13 PM
Well that was disappointing. Sakara did look good though, and did have Cote messed up bad before the illegal punches ever landed. Hopefully he doesnt get cut.
 
2012-11-17 09:48:22 PM

libranoelrose: I really wish they would go back to strikes to the back of the head being legal.


I like knees to the head of a grounded opponent, but not kicks, and think that strikes to the back of the head should be allowed as well.
 
2012-11-17 09:49:02 PM

The Bestest: ok question since I'm unsure of the rule..

after the first couple of clear hits to the back, could the ref have simply broken it up, issued a warning and let the fight resume?


He could have. Probably would have been the best course of action. Maybe taken a point, too.
 
2012-11-17 09:49:20 PM

The Bestest: ok question since I'm unsure of the rule..

after the first couple of clear hits to the back, could the ref have simply broken it up, issued a warning and let the fight resume?


He can give a warning, take a point, and/or stop the fight long enough to see if Cote could continue, if he hadn't let it get that far.
 
2012-11-17 09:49:53 PM

LoR75: Gotta love the Montreal crowd. They always bring it whether its UFC or WWE. Arguably the best, or amongst the best crowds in North America.


I really hate when they are in Vegas or elsewhere and the crowd starts booing 30 seconds into a fight cause no ones been knocked out yet. Canadian crowds seem much more polite
 
2012-11-17 09:50:05 PM

Jensaarai: You can tell for awhile there the producers were just farking with the crowd switching shots on the monitors between Cote and Sakara with ever increasing frequency, to see if they'd keep up the cheer-booing alternation.


That's just good producres making good tv :D
 
2012-11-17 09:50:15 PM
Joe's been reading the internet, lmao

'Dana is gonna come over here and we're gonna yell and spit at the camera!"
 
2012-11-17 09:50:17 PM

TheLopper: Poison Appleseeds: Poison Appleseeds: How can he understand english but not speak it?

Aaaaaand he starts speaking english as I was hitting the submit button

Probably can't speak it fluently enough to be comfortable with it. Bippity Boppity.

/UFC been berry berry good to me.


CHICO!!

/you're awesome.
 
2012-11-17 09:50:40 PM

Poison Appleseeds: Poison Appleseeds: How can he understand english but not speak it?

Aaaaaand he starts speaking english as I was hitting the submit button


When I was learning Japanese, my reading and listening comprehension developed much more rapidly than my speaking and writing abilities. Now that I'm back, I find that my reading and listening skills have regressed much more slowly than my speaking and writing abilities. I can't really explain it.
 
2012-11-17 09:51:03 PM

libranoelrose: He can give a warning, take a point, and/or stop the fight long enough to see if Cote could continue, if he hadn't let it get that far.


Well that's what I mean.. shouldn't Mirgliotta have done that instead of just standing right there to see if he'd keep doing it?
 
2012-11-17 09:51:47 PM
Long lost brothers...
 
2012-11-17 09:52:29 PM
interesting statistic that condit is undefeated in championship bouts
 
2012-11-17 09:52:30 PM

Poison Appleseeds: LoR75: Gotta love the Montreal crowd. They always bring it whether its UFC or WWE. Arguably the best, or amongst the best crowds in North America.

I really hate when they are in Vegas or elsewhere and the crowd starts booing 30 seconds into a fight cause no ones been knocked out yet. Canadian crowds seem much more polite


We try to be.

I've been to all the Toronto cards, and when "fans" started to do that shiat, the real fans around them would tell them to shut the fark up...

/respect the sport, know the sport, not every fight will be a toe to toe slugfest right out of the gate
 
2012-11-17 09:52:48 PM

Poison Appleseeds: Poison Appleseeds: How can he understand english but not speak it?

Aaaaaand he starts speaking english as I was hitting the submit button


Regardless, it's pretty common for listening skills in a second language to outpace your ability to speak it, especially if you're self conscious about farkin up, or are reluctant to speak it because you overthink it.

This can result in a funny situation where someone who has been learning a language but will barely say two sentences in it will suddenly sound near-fluent if you get them drunk in the right context. The alcohol suppresses the anxiety, likelihood of getting tripped up, and tendency to consciously think out every word.
 
2012-11-17 09:53:20 PM
haha, get those cameras off me!
 
2012-11-17 09:53:29 PM

CreativeFarkHandle: Poison Appleseeds: Poison Appleseeds: How can he understand english but not speak it?

Aaaaaand he starts speaking english as I was hitting the submit button

When I was learning Japanese, my reading and listening comprehension developed much more rapidly than my speaking and writing abilities. Now that I'm back, I find that my reading and listening skills have regressed much more slowly than my speaking and writing abilities. I can't really explain it.


I'm the opposite. I haven't used my French in decades. I find now that I can get the gist of what's being said, but trying to speak it myself is really really sketchy.
 
2012-11-17 09:54:49 PM

CreativeFarkHandle: Poison Appleseeds: Poison Appleseeds: How can he understand english but not speak it?

Aaaaaand he starts speaking english as I was hitting the submit button

When I was learning Japanese, my reading and listening comprehension developed much more rapidly than my speaking and writing abilities. Now that I'm back, I find that my reading and listening skills have regressed much more slowly than my speaking and writing abilities. I can't really explain it.


Interesting. Were you in Japan? I so wish I could learn Japanese and walk around Tokyo talking to all the cute Japanese girls.
 
2012-11-17 09:55:18 PM
Rogan did ALL THE COCAINE
 
2012-11-17 09:55:22 PM
Joe is only about a 6 on the coked-up scale.
 
2012-11-17 09:55:30 PM
it is going to be a very sad day when Joe Rogan is no longer doing announcing and work for the ufc.

Crazy stoner ass juijitsu black belt motherfarker.
 
2012-11-17 09:57:45 PM
Did Rogan REALLY just say that Kampmann comes from behind more than Lance Bass?

WTF
 
2012-11-17 09:58:16 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Did Rogan REALLY just say that Kampmann comes from behind more than Lance Bass?

WTF


hahahaha
 
2012-11-17 09:58:28 PM

Testiclaw: libranoelrose: I really wish they would go back to strikes to the back of the head being legal.

I like knees to the head of a grounded opponent, but not kicks, and think that strikes to the back of the head should be allowed as well.


Definitely need to allow up kicks to the head. Teach the people who sit in someone's guard that they should advance.
 
2012-11-17 09:58:30 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Did Rogan REALLY just say that Kampmann comes from behind more than Lance Bass?

WTF


No more drugs for this guy
 
2012-11-17 09:58:36 PM

Flragnararch: it is going to be a very sad day when Joe Rogan is no longer doing announcing and work for the ufc.

Crazy stoner ass juijitsu black belt motherfarker.


Seems they are grooming KenFlo for when Rogan decides to give it up.

I'm ok with KenFlo, I like his style, but Rogan is unlike no other.
 
2012-11-17 09:58:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 09:59:00 PM

CreativeFarkHandle: Poison Appleseeds: Poison Appleseeds: How can he understand english but not speak it?

Aaaaaand he starts speaking english as I was hitting the submit button

When I was learning Japanese, my reading and listening comprehension developed much more rapidly than my speaking and writing abilities. Now that I'm back, I find that my reading and listening skills have regressed much more slowly than my speaking and writing abilities. I can't really explain it.


psychicdeath99: CreativeFarkHandle: Poison Appleseeds: Poison Appleseeds: How can he understand english but not speak it?

Aaaaaand he starts speaking english as I was hitting the submit button

When I was learning Japanese, my reading and listening comprehension developed much more rapidly than my speaking and writing abilities. Now that I'm back, I find that my reading and listening skills have regressed much more slowly than my speaking and writing abilities. I can't really explain it.

I'm the opposite. I haven't used my French in decades. I find now that I can get the gist of what's being said, but trying to speak it myself is really really sketchy.


I bet if I get you drunk around enough fluent (particularly French/Japanese as a second language) speakers mixed with a few native speakers, each of you would speak it nearly as well as you ever have.
 
2012-11-17 09:59:33 PM

Jensaarai: Poison Appleseeds: Poison Appleseeds: How can he understand english but not speak it?

Aaaaaand he starts speaking english as I was hitting the submit button

Regardless, it's pretty common for listening skills in a second language to outpace your ability to speak it, especially if you're self conscious about farkin up, or are reluctant to speak it because you overthink it.

This can result in a funny situation where someone who has been learning a language but will barely say two sentences in it will suddenly sound near-fluent if you get them drunk in the right context. The alcohol suppresses the anxiety, likelihood of getting tripped up, and tendency to consciously think out every word.


That was me in Spanish class. Luckily I took my second required semester as an online course and only had to go to campus to talk my tests into a recorder in the corner of the library. I felt like such a fool trying to speak it. I know I sounded ridiculous. I'm bad enough at public speaking in english. Ofcourse in my case I couldn't understand it either.
 
2012-11-17 09:59:39 PM

Klippoklondike: Your Average Witty Fark User: Did Rogan REALLY just say that Kampmann comes from behind more than Lance Bass?

WTF

No more drugs for this guy


Joe just doesn't give a fark anymore.
 
2012-11-17 10:00:03 PM

LoR75: Flragnararch: it is going to be a very sad day when Joe Rogan is no longer doing announcing and work for the ufc.

Crazy stoner ass juijitsu black belt motherfarker.

Seems they are grooming KenFlo for when Rogan decides to give it up.

I'm ok with KenFlo, I like his style, but Rogan is unlike no other.


I like Bonnar more as an announcer. And nobody is better than Bas
 
2012-11-17 10:00:03 PM

dr_blasto: Testiclaw: libranoelrose: I really wish they would go back to strikes to the back of the head being legal.

I like knees to the head of a grounded opponent, but not kicks, and think that strikes to the back of the head should be allowed as well.

Definitely need to allow up kicks to the head. Teach the people who sit in someone's guard that they should advance.


Those are allowed, thank dog.
 
2012-11-17 10:00:09 PM

Flragnararch: it is going to be a very sad day when Joe Rogan is no longer doing announcing and work for the ufc.

Crazy stoner ass juijitsu black belt motherfarker.


He's a black belt now?
 
2012-11-17 10:00:56 PM
I for one would like to thank sakara for punchig cote in the back of the head, brought my picks up to 5-7 with three perfects.
 
2012-11-17 10:00:59 PM

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 380x243]


That is the creepiest thing ever.
 
2012-11-17 10:01:29 PM

dr_blasto: Flragnararch: it is going to be a very sad day when Joe Rogan is no longer doing announcing and work for the ufc.

Crazy stoner ass juijitsu black belt motherfarker.

He's a black belt now?


Sure as hell is
 
2012-11-17 10:01:33 PM

libranoelrose: dr_blasto: Testiclaw: libranoelrose: I really wish they would go back to strikes to the back of the head being legal.

I like knees to the head of a grounded opponent, but not kicks, and think that strikes to the back of the head should be allowed as well.

Definitely need to allow up kicks to the head. Teach the people who sit in someone's guard that they should advance.

Those are allowed, thank dog.


I think he meant if the opponent in the guard is grounded up kicks should be legal...

...and now that I think about it, I agree with that. I don't like soccer kicks or face stomps, but upkicks I could support.
 
2012-11-17 10:01:44 PM

Klippoklondike: Rogan did ALL THE COCAINE


Strictly weed for Rogan.
 
2012-11-17 10:02:02 PM

dr_blasto: Flragnararch: it is going to be a very sad day when Joe Rogan is no longer doing announcing and work for the ufc.

Crazy stoner ass juijitsu black belt motherfarker.

He's a black belt now?


double black belt in 10th planet and one other that I don't feel like wiki'ing right now
 
2012-11-17 10:02:24 PM

Klippoklondike: LoR75: Flragnararch: it is going to be a very sad day when Joe Rogan is no longer doing announcing and work for the ufc.

Crazy stoner ass juijitsu black belt motherfarker.

Seems they are grooming KenFlo for when Rogan decides to give it up.

I'm ok with KenFlo, I like his style, but Rogan is unlike no other.

I like Bonnar more as an announcer. And nobody is better than Bas


This x2, but I would be surprised if Bonnar becomes the PPV guy.

As for Bas, I can only take him in small doses. I'm in the minority, but Rogan I can listen to for days

/his podcasts seemingly go on for days
 
2012-11-17 10:02:45 PM

LoR75: Klippoklondike: Your Average Witty Fark User: Did Rogan REALLY just say that Kampmann comes from behind more than Lance Bass?

WTF

No more drugs for this guy

Joe just doesn't give a fark anymore.


Actually its Joe gives entirely too many farks at times
 
2012-11-17 10:02:58 PM

libranoelrose: dr_blasto: Testiclaw: libranoelrose: I really wish they would go back to strikes to the back of the head being legal.

I like knees to the head of a grounded opponent, but not kicks, and think that strikes to the back of the head should be allowed as well.

Definitely need to allow up kicks to the head. Teach the people who sit in someone's guard that they should advance.

Those are allowed, thank dog.


Where? You can't kick the head of a grounded opponent, even from your back. You should be allowed to knee or kick the shiat out of them from that position.
 
2012-11-17 10:03:13 PM

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 380x243]

That is the creepiest thing ever.


LOL that is awesome. Could be a new meme haha
 
2012-11-17 10:04:10 PM

dr_blasto: libranoelrose: dr_blasto: Testiclaw: libranoelrose: I really wish they would go back to strikes to the back of the head being legal.

I like knees to the head of a grounded opponent, but not kicks, and think that strikes to the back of the head should be allowed as well.

Definitely need to allow up kicks to the head. Teach the people who sit in someone's guard that they should advance.

Those are allowed, thank dog.

Where? You can't kick the head of a grounded opponent, even from your back. You should be allowed to knee or kick the shiat out of them from that position.


Yeah, I misunderstood. Up kicks aren't allowed to a grounded opponent. They should be.
 
2012-11-17 10:04:39 PM

Flragnararch: I for one would like to thank sakara for punchig cote in the back of the head, brought my picks up to 5-7 with three perfects.


It helped me out, heh.
 
2012-11-17 10:05:26 PM
How long does Goldberg go without taking a piss? He's been rather talkative throughout the prelims.
 
2012-11-17 10:05:27 PM

Testiclaw: libranoelrose: dr_blasto: Testiclaw: libranoelrose: I really wish they would go back to strikes to the back of the head being legal.

I like knees to the head of a grounded opponent, but not kicks, and think that strikes to the back of the head should be allowed as well.

Definitely need to allow up kicks to the head. Teach the people who sit in someone's guard that they should advance.

Those are allowed, thank dog.

I think he meant if the opponent in the guard is grounded up kicks should be legal...

...and now that I think about it, I agree with that. I don't like soccer kicks or face stomps, but upkicks I could support.


That's exactly it. Did you see King Mo v Mousasi? Imagine if Mousasi could have kicked Mo in the melon when Mo decided to just sit in Mousasi's guard.
 
2012-11-17 10:06:02 PM
I'm starting to think Rogan has an erection for the entire broadcast, and it ain't viagra.
 
2012-11-17 10:07:15 PM

Poison Appleseeds: That was me in Spanish class. Luckily I took my second required semester as an online course and only had to go to campus to talk my tests into a recorder in the corner of the library. I felt like such a fool trying to speak it. I know I sounded ridiculous. I'm bad enough at public speaking in english. Ofcourse in my case I couldn't understand it either.


Yeah. It's just a funny thing about how the brain works. You have unconscious circuits wired for language acquisition that work much better when you aren't trying to force yourself to do a thing. The problem with most learners is we force our frontal lobe to intervene when trying to speak, because we're so concerned about getting it right, and that actually trips us up.

Think about how it is when you first learn how to tie a knot. You have to think about it a lot, and fark up for awhile even when you "know" it. But eventually other circuits in the brain take over, and you do it without even thinking.
 
2012-11-17 10:07:34 PM

dr_blasto: Imagine if Mousasi could have kicked Mo in the melon when Mo decided to just sit in Mousasi's guard.


Yeah, totally agreed. Your motion has been adopted into the Testiclaw Opinion System™.
 
2012-11-17 10:08:57 PM
I'm fine with the rules the way they are, except the 12 to 6 elbow rule is stupid. Blows to the back of the head are dangerous and I'd rather not see my favorite athletes paralyzed from the neck down.
 
2012-11-17 10:09:02 PM
I see Hominick's swelling finally went down...
 
2012-11-17 10:09:07 PM
My proposed rule change: allow kicks to the head of a grounded opponent if the kick is delivered at an upward angle.

This fixes the guard sitters and fixes the times when a dude just puts one finger to the mat so he can't be knees in the face.
 
2012-11-17 10:10:17 PM

Jensaarai: Poison Appleseeds: That was me in Spanish class. Luckily I took my second required semester as an online course and only had to go to campus to talk my tests into a recorder in the corner of the library. I felt like such a fool trying to speak it. I know I sounded ridiculous. I'm bad enough at public speaking in english. Ofcourse in my case I couldn't understand it either.

Yeah. It's just a funny thing about how the brain works. You have unconscious circuits wired for language acquisition that work much better when you aren't trying to force yourself to do a thing. The problem with most learners is we force our frontal lobe to intervene when trying to speak, because we're so concerned about getting it right, and that actually trips us up.

Think about how it is when you first learn how to tie a knot. You have to think about it a lot, and fark up for awhile even when you "know" it. But eventually other circuits in the brain take over, and you do it without even thinking.


It's also like that with writing a new language. If you start writing in Arabic for example, you will actually be drawing it in the beginning, and only writing it after you've started to get it down.
 
2012-11-17 10:10:46 PM
...coming out to an Ellie Goulding song?

/coming out, get it?
//NTTAWWT
 
2012-11-17 10:11:06 PM
epic old guy beard in the back
 
2012-11-17 10:11:08 PM
Either way, I'm rambling about language brain shiat because this is where I depart. I can try a stream, but I'm 90% sure my Internet will crap out.
 
2012-11-17 10:11:40 PM
Nice choice of entrance song!

/lights
//not the bassnectar remix?
 
2012-11-17 10:12:07 PM

violentsalvation: I'm fine with the rules the way they are, except the 12 to 6 elbow rule is stupid. Blows to the back of the head are dangerous and I'd rather not see my favorite athletes paralyzed from the neck down.


12-6 is stupid too. Funny thing is 3-9 from the right does more physical damage. Top of the head is solid. Orbital bone isn't.
 
2012-11-17 10:12:42 PM
Props to Hominick for coming out to Motley Crue.
 
2012-11-17 10:13:52 PM

dr_blasto: violentsalvation: I'm fine with the rules the way they are, except the 12 to 6 elbow rule is stupid. Blows to the back of the head are dangerous and I'd rather not see my favorite athletes paralyzed from the neck down.

12-6 is stupid too. Funny thing is 3-9 from the right does more physical damage. Top of the head is solid. Orbital bone isn't.


My soft spot isn't fuzed yet. Here, let me push on it fggfcjufxvnj jvcdnnmbdss
 
2012-11-17 10:14:53 PM

Jensaarai: Either way, I'm rambling about language brain shiat because this is where I depart. I can try a stream, but I'm 90% sure my Internet will crap out.


When I get really shiathammered, I start to revert to Spanish or Spanglish. I haven't spoken conversational Spanish in years. I can't pull it off when I want to, sober and intentionally, as I mutter. Drunk? Clear and conversational.
 
2012-11-17 10:14:59 PM
who thought it'd be a good idea to have the marines sponsor the show in canada?
 
2012-11-17 10:15:32 PM
USA USA USA USA USA
 
2012-11-17 10:15:54 PM

psychicdeath99: dr_blasto: violentsalvation: I'm fine with the rules the way they are, except the 12 to 6 elbow rule is stupid. Blows to the back of the head are dangerous and I'd rather not see my favorite athletes paralyzed from the neck down.

12-6 is stupid too. Funny thing is 3-9 from the right does more physical damage. Top of the head is solid. Orbital bone isn't.

My soft spot isn't fuzed yet. Here, let me push on it fggfcjufxvnj jvcdnnmbdss


Wiggle it again. I think you broke something.
 
2012-11-17 10:16:16 PM
archive.4chon.net
 
2012-11-17 10:19:02 PM
Some nice precision striking from Hominick
 
2012-11-17 10:20:03 PM
My guard is offensive if I Taco Bell.
 
2012-11-17 10:20:22 PM
Nice escape.

/ my fontanel is better now
 
2012-11-17 10:20:25 PM
Classic hominck with the body shot knockdown!
 
2012-11-17 10:20:36 PM
tHIS FIGHT IS GREAT!
 
2012-11-17 10:21:07 PM
How funny is that? The strike count is brought to you by Dodge.
 
2012-11-17 10:21:11 PM
What a round.
 
2012-11-17 10:21:12 PM
that's how you start a ppv!
 
2012-11-17 10:21:13 PM
That was a fun first round. Wow.

FotN candidate.
 
2012-11-17 10:21:17 PM
Great first round!
 
2012-11-17 10:21:24 PM
Fark this fight is awesome! Please last to round 3!
 
2012-11-17 10:21:25 PM
FIIGGHHHTTT!
 
2012-11-17 10:21:25 PM
Wild round. 10-9 Hominick
 
2012-11-17 10:21:32 PM
Tough round to score. I go 10-9 Garza, though it could go either way
 
2012-11-17 10:21:45 PM
great round
 
2012-11-17 10:22:00 PM
Ow, his face is farked up.
 
2012-11-17 10:22:21 PM

psychicdeath99: Wild round. 10-9 Hominick


Agreed, I think the knockdown sealed it. I could see the cut and sub attempt going the other way though.
 
2012-11-17 10:22:24 PM
oh hahahaha
 
2012-11-17 10:22:26 PM
Wtf. Lol.
 
2012-11-17 10:22:28 PM
wow.. tough round...
I had Garza based on agression for half the round, but then leaned Homminick based on skill.. then at the takedown with a minute left, I leaned more Homminick, but then Garza hurt him pretty bad towards the end..
tough.. I'm gonna go 10-9 Homminick
 
2012-11-17 10:25:16 PM
A streamy linky would be dreamy.
 
2012-11-17 10:25:25 PM
OMAPLATA!
 
2012-11-17 10:25:40 PM
blood for the blood god
 
2012-11-17 10:25:50 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: A streamy linky would be dreamy.


touch me
 
2012-11-17 10:26:06 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: A streamy linky would be dreamy.


nut

job

dot

eu
 
2012-11-17 10:26:18 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: A streamy linky would be dreamy.


Link
 
2012-11-17 10:27:04 PM
hamburger face
 
2012-11-17 10:27:23 PM
10-9 Garza. 19-19
 
2012-11-17 10:27:33 PM
This round was a lot easier to score. 10-9 Garza, 20-18 on my scorecard.
 
2012-11-17 10:27:35 PM
clear Garza round, 10-9.. 19-19 for the fight
 
2012-11-17 10:27:58 PM
10-9 garza there.

If it goes to the cards, could see a split decision for whomever takes this 3rd round
 
2012-11-17 10:28:13 PM
Hominick looks nasty,damn.
 
2012-11-17 10:28:20 PM
This is Garza's to lose now, he's got momentum and damage to take an easy third round if he goes the same way this round did. Sorry Hominick, I'm a fan, but I won't be betting on you ever again.
 
2012-11-17 10:28:21 PM
19 All.
 
2012-11-17 10:28:25 PM
Corner getting cocky there.

Hope it doesn't cost him the fight.
 
2012-11-17 10:28:28 PM
Garza has the momentum. Hominick needs to come out aggressive.
 
2012-11-17 10:29:35 PM
That's gonna be game, set and match.
 
2012-11-17 10:29:47 PM
"and there is your dagger" 4 more minutes of elbows
 
2012-11-17 10:29:47 PM
Garza on top, not good for Hominick
 
2012-11-17 10:29:49 PM
That may have cost him the fight.
 
2012-11-17 10:29:59 PM

libranoelrose: That's gonna be game, set and match.


Yeeeeep.
 
2012-11-17 10:31:59 PM
If hominick doesn't get a finish, garza wins 29-28
 
2012-11-17 10:32:12 PM
I'm liking the live strike counts when they put them up.
 
2012-11-17 10:32:31 PM
Lots of heart, but Hominick will be relegated to Facebook fights going forward.
 
2012-11-17 10:32:33 PM
YOU IDIOT.
 
2012-11-17 10:32:42 PM
Ugghhh... not too bright
 
2012-11-17 10:33:04 PM
hominick needs the wandy treatment by getting a surgeon asap. he gets cut all the time
 
2012-11-17 10:33:28 PM
Garza is just entirely too long for hominck to get a sub on him.
 
2012-11-17 10:33:43 PM
0-1 Canada
 
2012-11-17 10:34:01 PM
Pretty clear who won this. I have it 30-27 Garza, though a 29-28 is possible as well. Though no way Hominick could have won it.
 
2012-11-17 10:34:11 PM
Nice work Pablo.
 
2012-11-17 10:34:20 PM
"Did I win the third?"

Uh, dude, you were pounded into the ground for 5 minutes.
 
2012-11-17 10:34:22 PM
nice effort by Homminick, but ultimately futile. 10-9 round to Garza based on control, 29-28 fight to Garza
 
2012-11-17 10:34:46 PM
29-28 Garza. Hominick made an exciting fight, which might save him from getting cut.
 
2012-11-17 10:35:05 PM
Pablo Garza just executed the Jones/Belfort gameplan very effectively. He could probably ride that blueprint all the way to a title shot, honestly.
 
2012-11-17 10:35:28 PM
30-26 interesting
 
2012-11-17 10:35:28 PM
30-26?

WTF
 
2012-11-17 10:35:35 PM
Holy shiat A 30-26? No way.
 
2012-11-17 10:35:45 PM
Damn, a couple 10-8 rounds
 
2012-11-17 10:36:10 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: 30-26?

WTF


8-9 minutes of elbows and bleeding cuts will do that for judges.
 
2012-11-17 10:36:21 PM

Flragnararch: 30-26 interesting


My very first simulpost.
 
2012-11-17 10:36:31 PM
That first round was great, but I'm glad Garza did what he had to win.
 
2012-11-17 10:36:39 PM
I didn't know Cecil Peoples was working tonight.
 
2012-11-17 10:37:08 PM
I can see the 29-27, harder to make it a 30-26 because hominick did decent in the first round.
 
2012-11-17 10:38:45 PM

dr_blasto: Holy shiat A 30-26? No way.


I'm glad to see they're not afraid to give a 10-8. When someone is being completely dominated and they have no answer other than to try and stall, I don't think they deserve the 9
 
2012-11-17 10:38:53 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Flragnararch: 30-26 interesting

My very first simulpost.


Same here, cheers.
 
2012-11-17 10:39:03 PM
glad to be here folks....anything awesome so far?


/ready for GSP lay and pray
 
2012-11-17 10:39:12 PM
Wow Baylor!

/hold on
//Fighting Irish fan
///end thread jack
////slashies like Garza's elbows
 
2012-11-17 10:39:40 PM

Flragnararch: 30-26 interesting


Your Average Witty Fark User: 30-26?

WTF


dr_blasto: Holy shiat A 30-26? No way.


I could see it. 10-9, 10-8, 10-9.

I don't by any means agree with it, but I can see it.
 
2012-11-17 10:39:47 PM
Seriously. If you guys ever get the change to eat some of the HP Sauce, do it.

It is the sauce of manliness.
 
2012-11-17 10:40:10 PM

eagles95: glad to be here folks....anything awesome so far?


/ready for GSP lay and pray


Sakara getting DQ'd for a flurry to the back of the head, otherwise no.
 
2012-11-17 10:40:53 PM

libranoelrose: It is the sauce of manliness.


a mustache just grew in my balls just by watching that ad
 
2012-11-17 10:41:20 PM

libranoelrose: Seriously. If you guys ever get the change to eat some of the HP Sauce, do it.

It is the sauce of manliness.


What am I missing? What is HP sauce? I thought they made printers and shiat.
 
2012-11-17 10:41:24 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: eagles95: glad to be here folks....anything awesome so far?


/ready for GSP lay and pray

Sakara getting DQ'd for a flurry to the back of the head, otherwise no.


Cool...then i can catch up on beers then fairly quickly
 
2012-11-17 10:41:51 PM
'Bout to walk over to Bdub's for the rest of the card, tired as fark. If it's packed because of goddamn D2 football (JMU), I'm gonna be so pissed.
 
2012-11-17 10:42:11 PM
Flragnararch:
I can see the 29-27, harder to make it a 30-26 because hominick did decent in the first round.

30-26 was probably based purely on face check - Garza clearly landed way more significant strikes.
 
2012-11-17 10:42:18 PM

libranoelrose: Seriously. If you guys ever get the change to eat some of the HP Sauce, do it.

It is the sauce of manliness.


I only spent two days in England in my life. Didn't sample the local cuisine much.

/ especially not beans on toast
 
2012-11-17 10:42:30 PM
It would be nice to see an Oregon v ND game. High scoring off v shutdown D
I think Oregon would win.
/in SB down the street from ND
 
2012-11-17 10:43:00 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: libranoelrose: Seriously. If you guys ever get the change to eat some of the HP Sauce, do it.

It is the sauce of manliness.

What am I missing? What is HP sauce? I thought they made printers and shiat.


HP sauce on a burger is pure awesomeness.

/never put that on a good steak though
//olive oil, sea salt, cracked pepper is all that is needed for a perfect steak.
 
2012-11-17 10:43:18 PM
expounding on my thoughts, if we had a 20 point system, I would've scored the fight 9.5-10, 10-8.5, 10-9, so yeah, I could see a judge scoring it 10-9, 10-8, 10-9
 
2012-11-17 10:43:23 PM

Flragnararch: Your Average Witty Fark User: 30-26?

WTF

8-9 minutes of elbows and bleeding cuts will do that for judges.


He had offense from the bottom, though. That should preclude a 10-8
 
2012-11-17 10:44:41 PM
Mmmm...Brittany.
 
2012-11-17 10:44:44 PM
dis gona be gud
 
2012-11-17 10:44:53 PM

Malky: It would be nice to see an Oregon v ND game. High scoring off v shutdown D
I think Oregon would win.
/in SB down the street from ND


That would be a perfect championship game...

Oregon's D tonight holing it down by the looks of things.
 
2012-11-17 10:45:26 PM

the biggest redneck here: 'Bout to walk over to Bdub's for the rest of the card, tired as fark. If it's packed because of goddamn D2 football (JMU), I'm gonna be so pissed.


I'm halfway expecting Condit to win and you to rub our noses in it. What's your pick for the main card?
 
2012-11-17 10:46:05 PM

psychicdeath99: Mmmm...Brittany.


Line starts behind me

/prefer Logan Stanton though
//put HP sauce on that
 
2012-11-17 10:46:21 PM

libranoelrose: Seriously. If you guys ever get the change to eat some of the HP Sauce, do it.

It is the sauce of manliness.


What is HP sauce?
 
2012-11-17 10:46:41 PM

violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: 'Bout to walk over to Bdub's for the rest of the card, tired as fark. If it's packed because of goddamn D2 football (JMU), I'm gonna be so pissed.

I'm halfway expecting Condit to win and you to rub our noses in it. What's your pick for the main card?


I want Condit to win for the awesomeness of all of Canada wanting to commit suicide between no hockey and GSP losing. Honestly though...GSP via decision
 
2012-11-17 10:46:42 PM
These stupid single leg attempts are why I want to see strikes to the back of the head legalized.
 
2012-11-17 10:47:07 PM

violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: 'Bout to walk over to Bdub's for the rest of the card, tired as fark. If it's packed because of goddamn D2 football (JMU), I'm gonna be so pissed.

I'm halfway expecting Condit to win and you to rub our noses in it. What's your pick for the main card?


I'll be rubbing your nose in it too

www.tapology.com
 
2012-11-17 10:47:43 PM
Ooooopsie!
 
2012-11-17 10:48:05 PM
this fights so far have been good
 
2012-11-17 10:49:24 PM
Where is the biggest redneck here tonight?
 
2012-11-17 10:49:44 PM
10-9 Dos Anjos
 
2012-11-17 10:49:51 PM

dr_blasto: libranoelrose: Seriously. If you guys ever get the change to eat some of the HP Sauce, do it.

It is the sauce of manliness.

What is HP sauce?


Your Average Witty Fark User: libranoelrose: Seriously. If you guys ever get the change to eat some of the HP Sauce, do it.

It is the sauce of manliness.

What am I missing? What is HP sauce? I thought they made printers and shiat.


Here's part of the commercial from the UK.

Link
 
2012-11-17 10:49:52 PM
10-9 Dos Anjos
 
2012-11-17 10:50:43 PM
Looked like ginger was getting tired.
 
2012-11-17 10:51:07 PM
and the boys are down.
 
2012-11-17 10:51:13 PM
NUTSHOT!
 
2012-11-17 10:51:13 PM
10-9 Dos Anjos
 
2012-11-17 10:51:15 PM
NUT SHOT
 
2012-11-17 10:51:21 PM
Slomo from 5 angles please?
 
2012-11-17 10:51:30 PM
OW HIS BALLZ!
 
2012-11-17 10:51:31 PM
OW
 
2012-11-17 10:51:38 PM
That's the worst nut shot of the year.
 
2012-11-17 10:51:40 PM
Ow
 
2012-11-17 10:51:48 PM
horsefeathers.com
 
2012-11-17 10:51:56 PM
I felt that one here in Ohio.
 
2012-11-17 10:52:03 PM
That looked pretty deliberate.
 
2012-11-17 10:52:08 PM
beanbag shot
 
2012-11-17 10:52:12 PM
The slo mo of him staring at his balls made me think he was looking at a mustache that had just grown on his balls.
 
2012-11-17 10:53:03 PM
TEABAG!
 
2012-11-17 10:53:06 PM
He should totally let one go right there.
 
2012-11-17 10:53:07 PM
Lol at nsfw
 
2012-11-17 10:53:09 PM
NSFW
 
2012-11-17 10:53:10 PM
69!
 
2012-11-17 10:53:12 PM
LMAO NSFW
 
2012-11-17 10:53:13 PM
Nobody fart.
 
2012-11-17 10:53:29 PM
Bleeding on his nut sack.

/NSFW position
 
2012-11-17 10:53:53 PM
I know it's unintentional, often unavoidable, but if they aren't going to deduct points for nut punts then every fighter should kick some balls at least once a fight.

I long for the good old days of MMA when punches to the back of the sack were legal. Just kidding.
 
2012-11-17 10:54:39 PM
Teabagging it.
 
2012-11-17 10:54:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 10:55:02 PM
jokes aside, dos anjos is looking really good
 
2012-11-17 10:55:06 PM
Bocek just has nothing to offer
 
2012-11-17 10:55:11 PM
Bocek is done.
 
2012-11-17 10:55:37 PM

violentsalvation: I know it's unintentional, often unavoidable, but if they aren't going to deduct points for nut punts then every fighter should kick some balls at least once a fight.

I long for the good old days of MMA when punches to the back of the sack were legal. Just kidding.


:P
 
2012-11-17 10:55:55 PM

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 640x414]


winner!!!
 
2012-11-17 10:56:00 PM

libranoelrose:


Lol perfect.
 
2012-11-17 10:56:13 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: That's the worst nut shot of the year.


someone doesn't watch bellator 

http://img.mixedmartialarts.com/method=get&s=eric-prindle-thiago-sant o s-gif.gif
 
2012-11-17 10:56:40 PM
Blood mask!
 
2012-11-17 10:56:41 PM
Brazilian dude is a monster.
 
2012-11-17 10:57:00 PM
20-18 Dos Anjos.
 
2012-11-17 10:57:11 PM

LoR75: Wow Baylor!

/hold on
//Fighting Irish fan
///end thread jack
////slashies like Garza's elbows


Nice. Go Irish.
 
2012-11-17 10:57:30 PM
 
2012-11-17 10:57:32 PM
holy shiat...double cuts under the eyes?


/thats a 10-8 round
 
2012-11-17 10:57:47 PM
10-9 Dos Anjos. 20-18. And Bocek is gassed.
 
2012-11-17 10:57:54 PM

Flragnararch: Your Average Witty Fark User: That's the worst nut shot of the year.

someone doesn't watch bellator 

http://img.mixedmartialarts.com/method=get&s=eric-prindle-thiago-sant o s-gif.gif


I do, but not as much as UFC.

Holy fark.
 
2012-11-17 10:59:42 PM
the ginger's got nothin
 
2012-11-17 11:01:08 PM

The Bestest: the ginger's got nothin


No answer for the fight and no soul.
 
2012-11-17 11:01:29 PM

TheLopper: LoR75: Wow Baylor!

/hold on
//Fighting Irish fan
///end thread jack
////slashies like Garza's elbows

Nice. Go Irish.


Yeah KST has packed it in,,,Baylor up 52-24 at the end of 3 now. They know their title aspirations are toast.
 
2012-11-17 11:01:39 PM
I see Dana, Anderson Silva and Machida watching.
 
2012-11-17 11:02:46 PM
shut out for dos anjos
 
2012-11-17 11:03:02 PM
10-9 Dos Anjos. 30-27.
 
2012-11-17 11:03:02 PM
and Canada goes 0-2 for the main card so far
 
2012-11-17 11:03:17 PM
30-27 Dos Anjos, though wouldn't be surprised to see a 10-8 round or two in there somewhere from the judges.
 
2012-11-17 11:03:23 PM
Canada 0-2 on the main card. Can GSP make it a clean sweep?
 
2012-11-17 11:03:29 PM
dos anjos is one more win away from a title shot imo
 
2012-11-17 11:03:31 PM
ginger has some heart to not get finished
 
2012-11-17 11:03:43 PM
That was never a fight.
 
2012-11-17 11:03:44 PM
dos anjos in mid to late 2013 will be fighting for a title, just a badass but needs to finish guys off
 
2012-11-17 11:04:49 PM
I think I just heard him say "SMELL MY BALLLS" in Portuguese.
 
2012-11-17 11:05:39 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Canada 0-2 on the main card. Can GSP make it a clean sweep?


This is not good.

Tomorrow we will have a summit on all our sports channels asking "Is MMA on life support in Canada?"

/gotta fill the hockey void somehow
 
2012-11-17 11:06:14 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Canada 0-2 on the main card. Can GSP make it a clean sweep?


*Kisses Rosary* His will be done.
 
2012-11-17 11:07:14 PM

LoR75: Your Average Witty Fark User: Canada 0-2 on the main card. Can GSP make it a clean sweep?

This is not good.

Tomorrow we will have a summit on all our sports channels asking "Is MMA on life support in Canada?"

/gotta fill the hockey void somehow


I'm picking Condit to beat GSP by decision, only because I'm too much of a pussy to commit to a finish for either guy. I don't care about hockey, but if I lost NFL like you've lost NHL, I'd be pissed. Wait, you guys don't get pissed, right?
 
2012-11-17 11:07:19 PM

LoR75: Your Average Witty Fark User: Canada 0-2 on the main card. Can GSP make it a clean sweep?

This is not good.

Tomorrow we will have a summit on all our sports channels asking "Is MMA on life support in Canada?"

/gotta fill the hockey void somehow


Um....Curling?

/Curling chicks are hot
 
2012-11-17 11:07:45 PM
That's going to be a fun card.

Can't wait to see Benson pound a Diaz brother into clown paste.
 
2012-11-17 11:08:00 PM

LoR75: /gotta fill the hockey void somehow


I thought that's what Poutine is for?
 
2012-11-17 11:08:01 PM
He dominated this fight but I didn't see anything overly impressive - maybe his cardio, but at the the top level of MMA, that's pretty much taken for granted. Good tier 2 fighter - that's it for now.
 
2012-11-17 11:08:38 PM

Klippoklondike: LoR75: Your Average Witty Fark User: Canada 0-2 on the main card. Can GSP make it a clean sweep?

This is not good.

Tomorrow we will have a summit on all our sports channels asking "Is MMA on life support in Canada?"

/gotta fill the hockey void somehow

Um....Curling?

/Curling chicks are hot


Remarkable. a GIS for "curling chicks" contains NSFW images.

brb
 
2012-11-17 11:08:57 PM
I see the cowboy/diaz fight taking place in the bendo/diaz title fight.
 
2012-11-17 11:09:04 PM
Can Lawlor shock the world?
 
2012-11-17 11:09:41 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: LoR75: Your Average Witty Fark User: Canada 0-2 on the main card. Can GSP make it a clean sweep?

This is not good.

Tomorrow we will have a summit on all our sports channels asking "Is MMA on life support in Canada?"

/gotta fill the hockey void somehow

I'm picking Condit to beat GSP by decision, only because I'm too much of a pussy to commit to a finish for either guy. I don't care about hockey, but if I lost NFL like you've lost NHL, I'd be pissed. Wait, you guys don't get pissed, right?


We are pissed about the lockout, but not to the point where we would be done with hockey. I'm pissed because I had Winter Classic tix.

But soon as the NHL comes back, we will be packing the arenas once again. It's the Canadian thing to do.
 
2012-11-17 11:09:48 PM

violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: 'Bout to walk over to Bdub's for the rest of the card, tired as fark. If it's packed because of goddamn D2 football (JMU), I'm gonna be so pissed.

I'm halfway expecting Condit to win and you to rub our noses in it. What's your pick for the main card?


I'm rooting for a fight in the main, and I'm confident we'll get it. Co-main gonna be explosive, too. Just rooting for action, but gotts stay with GSP if you want me to lay claim to something. But that's just 60/40. Same with Hendricks over Martin, 60/40.
 
2012-11-17 11:10:15 PM

trippdogg: He dominated this fight but I didn't see anything overly impressive - maybe his cardio, but at the the top level of MMA, that's pretty much taken for granted. Good tier 2 fighter - that's it for now.


Yep, he's about as quick and fit as Bendo is, but when that size difference comes into play, I doubt he'd be much of a problem for the champ.
 
2012-11-17 11:10:16 PM

LoR75: That's going to be a fun card.

Can't wait to see Benson pound a Diaz brother into clown paste.


I'd like to agree with you but Diaz has looked amazing lately. Diaz has a real chance there.
 
2012-11-17 11:10:23 PM
I'm disapointed, I heard he was going to come out as The Mountie.
 
2012-11-17 11:11:19 PM
so Lawler showed up at weigh-ins as Shockmaster? He needs to win based on this alone


/FWC
 
2012-11-17 11:11:46 PM

LoR75: Your Average Witty Fark User: LoR75: Your Average Witty Fark User: Canada 0-2 on the main card. Can GSP make it a clean sweep?

This is not good.

Tomorrow we will have a summit on all our sports channels asking "Is MMA on life support in Canada?"

/gotta fill the hockey void somehow

I'm picking Condit to beat GSP by decision, only because I'm too much of a pussy to commit to a finish for either guy. I don't care about hockey, but if I lost NFL like you've lost NHL, I'd be pissed. Wait, you guys don't get pissed, right?

We are pissed about the lockout, but not to the point where we would be done with hockey. I'm pissed because I had Winter Classic tix.

But soon as the NHL comes back, we will be packing the arenas once again. It's the Canadian thing to do.


It sure doesn't look promising at this point, does it?
 
2012-11-17 11:12:05 PM
Stanford ties Oregon with 90 seconds left!
 
2012-11-17 11:13:13 PM
Boiling Crockpot of Excellence...
 
2012-11-17 11:13:16 PM

redomega: Stanford ties Oregon with 90 seconds left!


the missed fg on their last possession looms large
 
2012-11-17 11:13:23 PM
K St stopped at goal line, they are showing a cheering ND fan
 
2012-11-17 11:13:23 PM

Klippoklondike: LoR75: Your Average Witty Fark User: Canada 0-2 on the main card. Can GSP make it a clean sweep?

This is not good.

Tomorrow we will have a summit on all our sports channels asking "Is MMA on life support in Canada?"

/gotta fill the hockey void somehow

Um....Curling?

/Curling chicks are hot


This x2. THer is a curling tourney going on right now that is filling the void. It's huge here.

And yes, curling chicks can be smoking hot. From the 2011 Women of Curling Calendar.
www.canada.com
 
2012-11-17 11:13:32 PM

redomega: Stanford ties Oregon with 90 seconds left!


Good. I HATE Oregon. The college and the state. Who the hell criminalizes pumping your own goddamn gas?

/shakes fist at New Jersey too
 
2012-11-17 11:13:51 PM
for the purposes of our record keeping tonight, does Carmont count as Canadian?
 
2012-11-17 11:13:57 PM

dr_blasto: Where is the biggest redneck here tonight?


Present, just not as active as usual. Hunting season + work = wore the fark out.
 
2012-11-17 11:14:32 PM

the biggest redneck here: violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: 'Bout to walk over to Bdub's for the rest of the card, tired as fark. If it's packed because of goddamn D2 football (JMU), I'm gonna be so pissed.

I'm halfway expecting Condit to win and you to rub our noses in it. What's your pick for the main card?

I'm rooting for a fight in the main, and I'm confident we'll get it. Co-main gonna be explosive, too. Just rooting for action, but gotts stay with GSP if you want me to lay claim to something. But that's just 60/40. Same with Hendricks over Martin, 60/40.


Hrmm. We are thinking about the same. I hope Condit wins, but I'm not really expecting it unless GSP has some lingering problems from his down time.
 
2012-11-17 11:14:45 PM
img.bleacherreport.net



Lawlor is now one of my fave five
 
2012-11-17 11:15:52 PM
Is Joe making fat jokes about the ref?
 
2012-11-17 11:15:58 PM
Rogan: "I'm glad I don't have to work with me."

Only when you're stoned Joe. Only when you're stoned.
 
2012-11-17 11:15:59 PM
Hope the door's strong.
 
2012-11-17 11:16:03 PM

The Bestest: for the purposes of our record keeping tonight, does Carmont count as Canadian?


French born, canadian raised and trained. The question is where is the majority.
 
2012-11-17 11:16:14 PM

the biggest redneck here: dr_blasto: Where is the biggest redneck here tonight?

Present, just not as active as usual. Hunting season + work = wore the fark out.


Good to see you in the thread.
 
2012-11-17 11:16:49 PM
I've been looking at the French guys crotch really closely. I think he might have on a Thai Steel Cup.
 
2012-11-17 11:18:29 PM
Fattyref seems to want to challenge Chickref to see who is worse.
 
2012-11-17 11:18:57 PM

violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: 'Bout to walk over to Bdub's for the rest of the card, tired as fark. If it's packed because of goddamn D2 football (JMU), I'm gonna be so pissed.

I'm halfway expecting Condit to win and you to rub our noses in it. What's your pick for the main card?

I'm rooting for a fight in the main, and I'm confident we'll get it. Co-main gonna be explosive, too. Just rooting for action, but gotts stay with GSP if you want me to lay claim to something. But that's just 60/40. Same with Hendricks over Martin, 60/40.

Hrmm. We are thinking about the same. I hope Condit wins, but I'm not really expecting it unless GSP has some lingering problems from his down time.


I expect Condit to force GSP into a fight. He has the skills and mentality to make it ugly, which is his best shot to win. He's going to test GSP's mental will and aggressiveness right away. If GSP is weak anywhere, it *might* be between the ears.
 
2012-11-17 11:19:02 PM

libranoelrose: I've been looking at the French guys crotch really closely. I think he might have on a Thai Steel Cup.


how YOU doin'

/wait...
//what?
 
2012-11-17 11:19:09 PM

libranoelrose: I've been looking at the French guys crotch really closely. I think he might have on a Thai Steel Cup.


Same shaped package as Kenny Florian.
 
2012-11-17 11:19:48 PM
Where's that blood from?
 
2012-11-17 11:19:56 PM
Whoa bleeding from the mouth....
 
2012-11-17 11:20:07 PM
He's wringing blood out of Carmot's face.
 
2012-11-17 11:20:26 PM
UGH. No excuse to fark up things like guillotines when you're in the UFC.

Jesus Christ.
 
2012-11-17 11:20:45 PM
Thought lawlor had him there. Good round. Still give it slightly to Carmont 10-9
 
2012-11-17 11:20:47 PM
Not a great round. 10-9 Carmont
 
2012-11-17 11:21:17 PM
Lawlor is in trouble...Carmot looks he rehydrated to 200lb
 
2012-11-17 11:21:52 PM

dr_blasto: the biggest redneck here: dr_blasto: Where is the biggest redneck here tonight?

Present, just not as active as usual. Hunting season + work = wore the fark out.

Good to see you in the thread.


Thanks, you too, I enjoy the shiat out of these threads.
 
2012-11-17 11:22:00 PM
Close your left hand, black lanky Koscheck.
 
2012-11-17 11:22:00 PM
I think Carmont eeked that out 10-9.
 
2012-11-17 11:22:02 PM

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: I've been looking at the French guys crotch really closely. I think he might have on a Thai Steel Cup.

Same shaped package as Kenny Florian.


Lol...didn't know we studied packages this closely.
 
2012-11-17 11:22:12 PM

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: I've been looking at the French guys crotch really closely. I think he might have on a Thai Steel Cup.

Same shaped package as Kenny Florian.


I just figured Kenny had a bony weener.
 
2012-11-17 11:23:00 PM

violentsalvation: He's wringing blood out of Carmot's face.


LOL

That's the only thing I could figure out.
 
2012-11-17 11:23:24 PM

Testiclaw: UGH. No excuse to fark up things like guillotines when you're in the UFC.

Jesus Christ.


He didn't work the spine. Sit up then sit back, repeat.
 
2012-11-17 11:24:04 PM
Whoa. Stanford tied it up!?!
 
2012-11-17 11:24:08 PM

LoR75: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: I've been looking at the French guys crotch really closely. I think he might have on a Thai Steel Cup.

Same shaped package as Kenny Florian.

Lol...didn't know we studied packages this closely.


Kenny Florian always looked like he had a really pathetic boner.
 
2012-11-17 11:24:21 PM
Interesting takedown technique.

Ref stands em up I'm gonna be pissed.
 
2012-11-17 11:24:30 PM
I can tell Carmot trains with GSP.....lay and pray, stall, 1 strike,,circle
 
2012-11-17 11:24:37 PM

LoR75: Whoa. Stanford tied it up!?!


And they've got the ball with a little less than a minute to go.
 
2012-11-17 11:24:45 PM

dr_blasto: He didn't work the spine. Sit up then sit back, repeat.


Yep. Too many things people do because they "think" that's what they see, so that's what they do, and they end up screwing it up.

...I expect it from grappling new guys, but top UFC grapplers? C'mon!
 
2012-11-17 11:25:29 PM
Carmont had a triangle but didn't even take advantage.
 
2012-11-17 11:25:32 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: LoR75: Whoa. Stanford tied it up!?!

And they've got the ball with a little less than a minute to go.


Damn, my live box score feed was lagging. Looks like it's OT.
 
2012-11-17 11:25:46 PM

libranoelrose: Interesting takedown technique.

Ref stands em up I'm gonna be pissed.


Yea, this ref is annoying me.

Your job is to stand back and be invisible, not to goad the fighters into making a mistake.
 
2012-11-17 11:25:48 PM
GOD DAMN YOU MORON.
 
2012-11-17 11:26:10 PM
10-9 Lawlor. 19-19
 
2012-11-17 11:26:16 PM
your guillotine sucks, Lawlor
 
2012-11-17 11:26:18 PM
10-9 Lawlor for 19-19
 
2012-11-17 11:26:59 PM

Testiclaw: GOD DAMN YOU MORON.


whoa whoa whoa
 
2012-11-17 11:27:10 PM
I have it 19-19, not a lot of action.
 
2012-11-17 11:27:22 PM
tie breaker round
 
2012-11-17 11:28:03 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: LoR75: Whoa. Stanford tied it up!?!

And they've got the ball with a little less than a minute to go.


Looks like OT...hope Stanford pulls it off, would more than likely ensure ND is in the title game.
 
2012-11-17 11:28:09 PM

Testiclaw: dr_blasto: He didn't work the spine. Sit up then sit back, repeat.

Yep. Too many things people do because they "think" that's what they see, so that's what they do, and they end up screwing it up.

...I expect it from grappling new guys, but top UFC grapplers? C'mon!


I expect spazzing from new grapplers, lol. The UFC fans are usually the worst.
 
2012-11-17 11:29:00 PM

dr_blasto: I expect spazzing from new grapplers, lol. The UFC fans are usually the worst.


110%-Effort Rollers?

The kind that you can cruise with for 2 minutes or so and then they're farking spent?

Those are the best.
 
2012-11-17 11:29:50 PM
bah.. so far the main card is degrading in quality..
great first fight, one sided second fight, boring third
 
2012-11-17 11:29:57 PM

LoR75: Your Average Witty Fark User: LoR75: Whoa. Stanford tied it up!?!

And they've got the ball with a little less than a minute to go.

Looks like OT...hope Stanford pulls it off, would more than likely ensure ND is in the title game.


Because you guys have been talking college football for entirely too long in a ufc thread, this now needs to be said...

Duke sucks.

/that is all
 
2012-11-17 11:31:04 PM

LoR75: Your Average Witty Fark User: LoR75: Whoa. Stanford tied it up!?!

And they've got the ball with a little less than a minute to go.

Looks like OT...hope Stanford pulls it off, would more than likely ensure ND is in the title game.


I'm ok with that. Screw Oregon.
 
2012-11-17 11:31:22 PM
Oregon gets no points in OT. Stanford ball.

This fight is lame.
 
2012-11-17 11:31:37 PM
"Accidental" eyepokes. AKA "Chucking"
 
2012-11-17 11:31:39 PM

Flragnararch: LoR75: Your Average Witty Fark User: LoR75: Whoa. Stanford tied it up!?!

And they've got the ball with a little less than a minute to go.

Looks like OT...hope Stanford pulls it off, would more than likely ensure ND is in the title game.

Because you guys have been talking college football for entirely too long in a ufc thread, this now needs to be said...

Duke sucks.

/that is all


My apologies. This fight has had nothing worth chatting about.

/40 seconds
 
2012-11-17 11:32:11 PM

Testiclaw: dr_blasto: I expect spazzing from new grapplers, lol. The UFC fans are usually the worst.

110%-Effort Rollers?

The kind that you can cruise with for 2 minutes or so and then they're farking spent?

Those are the best.


My favorites. Relax and hope they don't vomit. I usually fart around and just be a heavy bastard while they freak out. Good times.
 
2012-11-17 11:32:37 PM
10-9 lawlor giving him the fight 29-28. Not impressed by either guy to be honest. Nobody did much of anything.
 
2012-11-17 11:32:37 PM
That fight was kinda boring.
 
2012-11-17 11:32:43 PM
Shoot. Call it a draw 28-28.
 
2012-11-17 11:32:51 PM
Narrow 10-9 Carmont for a 29-28 win. Mediocre fight.
 
2012-11-17 11:33:19 PM
nice try polishing that turd Joe
 
2012-11-17 11:33:23 PM

LoR75: Flragnararch: LoR75: Your Average Witty Fark User: LoR75: Whoa. Stanford tied it up!?!

And they've got the ball with a little less than a minute to go.

Looks like OT...hope Stanford pulls it off, would more than likely ensure ND is in the title game.

Because you guys have been talking college football for entirely too long in a ufc thread, this now needs to be said...

Duke sucks.

/that is all

My apologies. This fight has had nothing worth chatting about.

/40 seconds


You're not sorry, don't lie.

and like I said, Duke sucks, and that was all :P
 
2012-11-17 11:33:37 PM
You have one fighter that was actually trying to win a fight when the other was just winging a few kicks and stuffing takedowns. Lawlor 2-1.
 
2012-11-17 11:33:40 PM
Draw, fatty f was the most interesting about this turd fest

Lol Oregon missed the FG!
 
2012-11-17 11:33:42 PM
fark it, 29-29, you both lose!
 
2012-11-17 11:33:59 PM
Majority draw, y'think?
 
2012-11-17 11:34:05 PM
I want that hayabusa shirt though.
 
2012-11-17 11:34:28 PM
Terrible decision.
 
2012-11-17 11:34:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 11:34:45 PM
hm.. split decision, but split Montreal crowd as well
 
2012-11-17 11:35:00 PM
I disagree but it's not a robbery. Was a close fight. Not a good fight, but it was close.
 
2012-11-17 11:35:05 PM
Nice pornstache, Lyoto!
 
2012-11-17 11:35:16 PM
and they make it even worse by showing anderson silva in nerd glasses and machida with a dirt stash.

God that was a horrible 20 minutes
 
2012-11-17 11:35:21 PM

Flragnararch: I want that hayabusa shirt though.


that shirt IS sweet
 
2012-11-17 11:35:23 PM
Stanford going for the win
 
2012-11-17 11:35:39 PM
My box score feed says it's 3rd and 62 for Stanford- WTF is going on?
 
2012-11-17 11:35:41 PM

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]


Laughed hard.
 
2012-11-17 11:36:01 PM
Stanford wins!!!
 
2012-11-17 11:36:05 PM

dr_blasto: Relax and hope they don't vomit


Yeah, we have three kinds of newbies where I'm at:

The over-active guys who have an interest in combat sports but just spasm non-stop and go from skinny little dudes to soaking wet rags in about a minute of warm-up rolling.

Then you have the guys who wrestled in high school and like MMA and they come to the first class on a mission to choke out every single person they can, with 100% full force until they hurt somebody, get schooled by someone better than they are, or just stop showing up when they realize that nobody will work with them if they just crank your neck regardless of what you're supposed to be working on.

And then the small, delicate guys who never progress because they never learn positioning, even though they obsess over it, and lack any kind of physical prowess, instinct or strength.
 
2012-11-17 11:36:06 PM
and Notre Dame is on top
 
2012-11-17 11:36:18 PM
Oregon fail
 
2012-11-17 11:36:25 PM
STANFORD WINS! STANFORD WINS! 

More importantly, Oregon loses.

/stupid ducks
 
2012-11-17 11:36:39 PM
Kampmann is VERY warmed up
 
2012-11-17 11:37:01 PM

Malky: and Notre Dame is on top


Good. I want to see Alabama pants ND.
 
2012-11-17 11:37:06 PM
Hey Chip....RECRUIT A KICKER!


/back to ufc
 
2012-11-17 11:37:15 PM
Oh what a great day for me.

/I know too many goddamned Oregon fans
 
2012-11-17 11:37:38 PM
It's good it's good it's good!!!


Thank you Stanford and Baylor!

Sincerely,

All us ND fans
 
2012-11-17 11:38:06 PM
Huge Kampmann fan and for some reason Hendricks just rubs me the wrong way.
 
2012-11-17 11:38:45 PM

HeathenHealer: Malky: and Notre Dame is on top

Good. I want to see Alabama pants ND.


Bah..forgot the downside. Now SEC gets back into championship.
 
2012-11-17 11:39:03 PM

LoR75: It's good it's good it's good!!!


Thank you Stanford and Baylor!

Sincerely,

All us ND fans


does it feel good to be relevant for the first time in over a decade?
 
2012-11-17 11:39:55 PM
This fight should be a war. Really like Hendricks in this one though.
 
2012-11-17 11:40:05 PM

Klippoklondike: Huge Kampmann fan and for some reason Hendricks just rubs me the wrong way.


probably the beard. Which actually shouldn't rub you the wrong way, because the story behind it is he shaves it after each fight and from there lets it grow until his next fight. So the bigger the beard the more he's been training.
 
2012-11-17 11:40:07 PM

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

Laughed hard.


:D
 
2012-11-17 11:40:46 PM

redomega: HeathenHealer: Malky: and Notre Dame is on top

Good. I want to see Alabama pants ND.

Bah..forgot the downside. Now SEC gets back into championship.


I'm NOT an SEC guy. But they deserve a team in the NC game. That conference is unreal. Oregon, K-State, ND, would have multiple losses in the SEC.
 
2012-11-17 11:41:10 PM
Hendricks looks great with Dolce.

/no homo
 
2012-11-17 11:41:11 PM

eagles95: LoR75: It's good it's good it's good!!!


Thank you Stanford and Baylor!

Sincerely,

All us ND fans

does it feel good to be relevant for the first time in over a decade?


Yes...been a fan for 25 years, it's been a very long time coming. Those were some dark days, that I didn't think they would ever be relevant.
 
2012-11-17 11:41:14 PM
IS that cash or elvis? Can't really hear at bdubs.
 
2012-11-17 11:42:12 PM
grease up the nose? okay...
 
2012-11-17 11:42:34 PM

the biggest redneck here: Hendricks looks great with Dolce.

/no homo


Where's Gabbana?

/so sorry
 
2012-11-17 11:43:07 PM

Flragnararch: Klippoklondike: Huge Kampmann fan and for some reason Hendricks just rubs me the wrong way.

probably the beard. Which actually shouldn't rub you the wrong way, because the story behind it is he shaves it after each fight and from there lets it grow until his next fight. So the bigger the beard the more he's been training.


I figured he was doing the Fitch thing, and going from one look to the other to not be recognized?
 
2012-11-17 11:43:07 PM

LoR75: It's good it's good it's good!!!


Thank you Stanford and Baylor!

Sincerely,

All us ND fans


This
 
2012-11-17 11:43:16 PM
Lou might die of a heart attack throwing it in the face of mark on espn
 
2012-11-17 11:43:41 PM
Kampmann needs to get hitman video game as his sponsor and come out in a power suit complete with leather gloves, tie, and .45 caliber pistols.
 
2012-11-17 11:44:07 PM
Hendricks by KO- it follows his pattern.

/please someone get ktfo
 
2012-11-17 11:44:17 PM
so do we count that Carmont "win" as a +0.5 for Canada?

0.5-2
 
2012-11-17 11:45:21 PM

The Bestest: so do we count that Carmont "win" as a +0.5 for Canada?

0.5-2


We will take want we can get tonight
 
2012-11-17 11:45:34 PM

the biggest redneck here: Flragnararch: Klippoklondike: Huge Kampmann fan and for some reason Hendricks just rubs me the wrong way.

probably the beard. Which actually shouldn't rub you the wrong way, because the story behind it is he shaves it after each fight and from there lets it grow until his next fight. So the bigger the beard the more he's been training.

I figured he was doing the Fitch thing, and going from one look to the other to not be recognized?


Yeah, I thought it was that he would stop shaving as soon as he finds out who his next fight is.

His wife wouldn't let him have a beard that long.
 
2012-11-17 11:45:55 PM

Testiclaw: dr_blasto: Relax and hope they don't vomit

Yeah, we have three kinds of newbies where I'm at:

The over-active guys who have an interest in combat sports but just spasm non-stop and go from skinny little dudes to soaking wet rags in about a minute of warm-up rolling.

Then you have the guys who wrestled in high school and like MMA and they come to the first class on a mission to choke out every single person they can, with 100% full force until they hurt somebody, get schooled by someone better than they are, or just stop showing up when they realize that nobody will work with them if they just crank your neck regardless of what you're supposed to be working on.

And then the small, delicate guys who never progress because they never learn positioning, even though they obsess over it, and lack any kind of physical prowess, instinct or strength.


Same here. I'm the 40-yr old purple belt that all the tapout clowns want to smash.

The little dudes that never learn posture or base irritate the fark out of me. Throw up an armbar from the bottom and they tip over.

The college/HS wrestlers who could be really good but never keep their arms under control.
 
2012-11-17 11:45:57 PM
"What"

Odd iPad autocorrect.
 
2012-11-17 11:46:37 PM
This is the fight where someone gets ko'ed. Kampmann always gets tagged and Hendricks has the power to put him away in the first minute.
 
2012-11-17 11:46:45 PM
Bruce Buffer reminds me so much of Bubbles when he is the Green Bastard.
 
2012-11-17 11:47:05 PM
WAR KAMPMANN!
 
2012-11-17 11:47:40 PM
If Hendricks loses, him vs. Ellenberger would be awesome
 
2012-11-17 11:48:22 PM

eagles95: LoR75: It's good it's good it's good!!!


Thank you Stanford and Baylor!

Sincerely,

All us ND fans

does it feel good to be relevant for the first time in over a decade?


It feels better than being a dumbass like yourself.
 
2012-11-17 11:48:27 PM

Klippoklondike: If Hendricks loses, him vs. Ellenberger would be awesome


This, but I hope he makes Kampann's toes go stiff
 
2012-11-17 11:48:36 PM
AND THAT'S IT
 
2012-11-17 11:48:36 PM
BOOM HEADSHOT!

CALLED IT!
 
2012-11-17 11:48:41 PM
what
 
2012-11-17 11:48:43 PM
Oh my
 
2012-11-17 11:48:43 PM
HOLY SH*T
 
2012-11-17 11:48:46 PM

Flragnararch: This is the fight where someone gets ko'ed. Kampmann always gets tagged and Hendricks has the power to put him away in the first minute.


Good call.
 
2012-11-17 11:48:48 PM
Holy shiat!
 
2012-11-17 11:48:52 PM
wat
 
2012-11-17 11:49:05 PM
POW! BAM! BIFF!
 
2012-11-17 11:49:07 PM
SHIAT I BLINKED!!!
 
2012-11-17 11:49:08 PM

Flragnararch: This is the fight where someone gets ko'ed. Kampmann always gets tagged and Hendricks has the power to put him away in the first minute.


Are you a wizard?
 
2012-11-17 11:49:20 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Hendricks by KO- it follows his pattern.

/please someone get ktfo


Called it.
 
2012-11-17 11:49:40 PM
That smile of his is hilarious
 
paj
2012-11-17 11:49:57 PM
ultra-mega-lag on flash streams, crap.
 
2012-11-17 11:50:06 PM
⊙▃⊙
 
2012-11-17 11:50:25 PM

LoR75: Klippoklondike: If Hendricks loses, him vs. Ellenberger would be awesome

This, but I hope he makes Kampann's toes go stiff


Well there you go lol
 
2012-11-17 11:50:34 PM

Chris Jericho: Flragnararch: This is the fight where someone gets ko'ed. Kampmann always gets tagged and Hendricks has the power to put him away in the first minute.

Are you a wizard?


Wizard. Definitely.
 
2012-11-17 11:50:39 PM
Johny Hendricks' 3-inch left hook is the most dangerous weapon in MMA.
 
2012-11-17 11:51:00 PM

dr_blasto: Same here. I'm the 40-yr old purple belt that all the tapout clowns want to smash.

The little dudes that never learn posture or base irritate the fark out of me. Throw up an armbar from the bottom and they tip over.

The college/HS wrestlers who could be really good but never keep their arms under control.


LOL!

All too true!
 
2012-11-17 11:51:15 PM
I went upstairs to get my soup, come back and the fights over? WTF????!!!!!
 
2012-11-17 11:51:25 PM

paj: ultra-mega-lag on flash streams, crap.


That would be the world wide collective "holy farking shiat! BOOM HEADSHOT!" rocking the infrastructure of everything.