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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Taylor Swift begins writing a love advice column for Seventeen Magazine. Look for it on the same page with Charles Barkley's golf tips   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 39
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2012-11-17 07:23:23 AM  
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www.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2012-11-17 07:42:25 AM  
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2012-11-17 08:07:03 AM  
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2012-11-17 08:12:25 AM  
I have the feelling this girl is going to go from cute to obnoxious in record time.
/Lohan time?
 
2012-11-17 08:14:17 AM  
FTA: In the piece, Swift covers common crush hurdles like being stuck in the friend zone, how to grab the attention of someone you have your eye on

Probably something along the lines of:

Like totes send him tickets to your exclusive acoustic show, and then dedicate a song to him. If afterwards he tells you that you have crazy eyes, and that he's never spoken to you before then he's probably not the guy for you. You should just flat out tell him "Do you know who I am? I'm farking Taylor Swift. I'll just buy your neighbors house and make sure you know everyday what you're missing out on"
 
2012-11-17 08:20:07 AM  

Kurmudgeon: I have the feelling this girl is going to go from cute to obnoxious in record time.
/Lohan time?


She's already obnoxious. I don't think she'll go to Lohan levels.
At least with Lohan, most guys would have a shot of getting laid if you're holding the right drugs.
 
2012-11-17 08:26:59 AM  
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2012-11-17 08:53:27 AM  

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2012-11-17 09:02:27 AM  
I'd eat every inch of that girl.

With a fork and a spoon.
 
2012-11-17 09:17:51 AM  
Just get naked already. That's sound advice for your love column and your career.
 
2012-11-17 09:21:20 AM  
She dated John Mayer. This disqualifies her from ever giving relationship advice.
 
2012-11-17 09:40:25 AM  

ModernLuddite: She dated John Mayer. This disqualifies her from ever giving relationship advice.


I think that dating John Mayer would be the female equivalent of sleeping with Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton (whichever you find attractive). You know you'll hate yourself for it, but given the chance, you just HAVE to. I think Taylor Swift was too young to realize that it was probably a bad decision going in.
 
2012-11-17 09:49:22 AM  
Famous Jazz Bagpipers.

/giggling
 
2012-11-17 10:26:45 AM  
Taylor Swift begins writing a love advice column for Seventeen Magazine.

Next week: Lindsay Lohan starts a detox clinic.
 
2012-11-17 10:58:48 AM  
BEAUTY TIPS by Rosie O'Donnell
THE VALUE OF MODESTY by Kim Kardashian (with forward by Paris Hilton)
MOTORCYCLE SAFETY by Gary Busey
HOW TO SCORE WITH SUPERMODELS by Clint Howard & Steve Buscemi
CHILD-REARING by Doug Hutchison
 
2012-11-17 11:01:58 AM  
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2012-11-17 11:05:33 AM  
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PRACTICAL CINEMATOGRAPHY & LIGHTING by J.J. Abrams

THE ART OF STORYTELLING by Michael Bay

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: DIALOGUE by Shia Labeouf

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: REGIONAL ACCENTS by Halle Berry & Kevin Costner

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: ENUNCIATION by Michael Caine

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: PORTRAYING DRAMATIC TENSION by Kristen Stewart

SKIN CARE SECRETS by George Hamilton
 
2012-11-17 11:24:41 AM  

ZeroCorpse: WRITING SHORT STORIES by Stephen King

PRACTICAL CINEMATOGRAPHY & LIGHTING by J.J. Abrams

THE ART OF STORYTELLING by Michael Bay

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: DIALOGUE by Shia Labeouf

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: REGIONAL ACCENTS by Halle Berry & Kevin Costner

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: ENUNCIATION by Michael Caine

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: PORTRAYING DRAMATIC TENSION by Kristen Stewart

SKIN CARE SECRETS by George Hamilton


Actually, King is a great short story writer; it's when he's in full novel mode that he tends to get caught up in awe at the awesomeness of his prose.

As to Ms. Swift, a little bit of her goes a long way and she does have a penchant to provide way TMI.
 
2012-11-17 11:42:28 AM  
Well, she certainly knows how to ATTRACT a guy.

It's KEEPING the guy that's kind of the problem.
 
2012-11-17 11:45:19 AM  
My Bankers Make Housecalls - Taylor Swift
 
2012-11-17 12:26:18 PM  
Why is she doing this? Does she need the money?
 
2012-11-17 12:31:42 PM  

LonMead:
THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF THE IRISH TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT



/ I chortled...
 
2012-11-17 12:36:27 PM  
So, basically:

Passive-Aggressive Biatching at Exes with Taylor Swift.

Calling it right now.
 
2012-11-17 12:37:22 PM  

WhippingBoy: Why is she doing this? Does she need the money?


She'll do pretty much anything she figures will expand her brand, not be detrimental to it, and that she has hours in the day to do. I'm pretty sure Taylor no longer sleeps at this point.
 
2012-11-17 12:39:24 PM  
"If you're unsure about whether he really meant it when he broke up with you, buy a house across the street from him."
 
2012-11-17 12:44:59 PM  
In the piece, Swift covers common crush hurdles like being stuck in the friend zone...

Okay, this simply can't be advice for girls.

1) Girl stuck in "friend zone" with male friend she desires
2) Girl accepts sex from male friend she desires
3) At worst girl is now having regular sex in "friend with benefits zone"
4) Girl having sex with desired male friend complains it's not enough
5) 3 million guys play tiny violins in world's largest friend zoned concert
 
2012-11-17 01:04:23 PM  
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2012-11-17 01:10:46 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 188x167]


Quite true:

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2012-11-17 02:26:34 PM  

MorePeasPlease: 5) 3 million guys play tiny violins in world's largest friend zoned concert


This this thisity this.
 
2012-11-17 02:32:06 PM  

Prey4reign:

Actually, King is a great short story writer; it's when he's in full novel mode that he tends to get caught up in awe at the awesomeness of his prose.

As to Ms. Swift, a little bit of her goes a long way and she does have a penchant to provide way TMI.



Yeah, I know. I was mostly poking fun at his tendency to write novels that never seem to end. Honestly, though, he hasn't written that many short stories lately, that I can recall. He's been in typewriter diarrhea mode for a while.
 
2012-11-17 02:42:21 PM  
She's writing about her relationship experience for a bunch of 17 year old girls?

So, this is just like her albums, but without the music.

/fist.angry.god.
 
2012-11-17 03:20:05 PM  

Bedstead Polisher: ModernLuddite: She dated John Mayer. This disqualifies her from ever giving relationship advice.

I think that dating John Mayer would be the female equivalent of sleeping with Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton (whichever you find attractive). You know you'll hate yourself for it, but given the chance, you just HAVE to. I think Taylor Swift was too young to realize that it was probably a bad decision going in.


You really don't.
 
2012-11-17 05:11:06 PM  

DubyaHater: Just get naked already. That's sound advice for your love column and your career.


seriously. if i said it once i've said it a thousand times: just take off your top and show us your tits.
 
2012-11-17 07:03:10 PM  
That's turble, subby. Just turble.
 
2012-11-17 11:22:48 PM  

Lunchlady: Bedstead Polisher: ModernLuddite: She dated John Mayer. This disqualifies her from ever giving relationship advice.

I think that dating John Mayer would be the female equivalent of sleeping with Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton (whichever you find attractive). You know you'll hate yourself for it, but given the chance, you just HAVE to. I think Taylor Swift was too young to realize that it was probably a bad decision going in.

You really don't.


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You really, really don't.

//Hot linked.
///Also, I totally would have had angry gay sex with the John Mayer that did "Room for Squares".
 
2012-11-17 11:48:37 PM  

Lunchlady: You really don't.


ModernLuddite: You really, really don't.


Well given the chance... I might!
 
2012-11-18 01:31:31 AM  
I wish she would stop dating for a little while and stop acting like a role model all at the same time.
 
2012-11-18 01:54:01 AM  

rev. dave: I wish she would stop dating for a little while and stop acting like a role model all at the same time.


In other words, you want her to be drained of her life force.

Harsh,but perfectly understandable.
 
2012-11-18 03:25:54 PM  
Jeez, that's like taking driving tips from Ted Kennedy.
 
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