I have the feelling this girl is going to go from cute to obnoxious in record time.
/Lohan time?

FTA: In the piece, Swift covers common crush hurdles like being stuck in the friend zone, how to grab the attention of someone you have your eye on

Probably something along the lines of:

Like totes send him tickets to your exclusive acoustic show, and then dedicate a song to him. If afterwards he tells you that you have crazy eyes, and that he's never spoken to you before then he's probably not the guy for you. You should just flat out tell him "Do you know who I am? I'm farking Taylor Swift. I'll just buy your neighbors house and make sure you know everyday what you're missing out on"

Some of the world's thinnest books have started out with less...

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Marshall Petain

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

LESSONS IN SHAKESPEAREAN ACTING
by David Hasselhoff

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

TIPS FOR GREAT LOOKING HAIR
by Donald Trump

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

and on the reference shelf...

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

THE NEW YORK CITY GUIDE TO ETIQUETTE

THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF THE IRISH TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

FAMOUS JAZZ BAGPIPERS

FAMOUS BEDOUIN FIGURE SKATERS

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

THE MICHELIN GUIDE TO GREAT BRITISH CUISINE

I'd eat every inch of that girl.

With a fork and a spoon.

Just get naked already. That's sound advice for your love column and your career.

She dated John Mayer. This disqualifies her from ever giving relationship advice.

ModernLuddite: She dated John Mayer. This disqualifies her from ever giving relationship advice.

I think that dating John Mayer would be the female equivalent of sleeping with Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton (whichever you find attractive). You know you'll hate yourself for it, but given the chance, you just HAVE to. I think Taylor Swift was too young to realize that it was probably a bad decision going in.

Famous Jazz Bagpipers.

/giggling

Taylor Swift begins writing a love advice column for Seventeen Magazine.

Next week: Lindsay Lohan starts a detox clinic.

ZeroCorpse: WRITING SHORT STORIES by Stephen King

PRACTICAL CINEMATOGRAPHY & LIGHTING by J.J. Abrams

THE ART OF STORYTELLING by Michael Bay

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: DIALOGUE by Shia Labeouf

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: REGIONAL ACCENTS by Halle Berry & Kevin Costner

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: ENUNCIATION by Michael Caine

ADVANCED ACTING TECHNIQUES: PORTRAYING DRAMATIC TENSION by Kristen Stewart

SKIN CARE SECRETS by George Hamilton

Actually, King is a great short story writer; it's when he's in full novel mode that he tends to get caught up in awe at the awesomeness of his prose.

As to Ms. Swift, a little bit of her goes a long way and she does have a penchant to provide way TMI.

Well, she certainly knows how to ATTRACT a guy.

It's KEEPING the guy that's kind of the problem.

My Bankers Make Housecalls - Taylor Swift

LonMead:
THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF THE IRISH TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT



/ I chortled...

So, basically:

Passive-Aggressive Biatching at Exes with Taylor Swift.

Calling it right now.

WhippingBoy: Why is she doing this? Does she need the money?

She'll do pretty much anything she figures will expand her brand, not be detrimental to it, and that she has hours in the day to do. I'm pretty sure Taylor no longer sleeps at this point.

"If you're unsure about whether he really meant it when he broke up with you, buy a house across the street from him."

In the piece, Swift covers common crush hurdles like being stuck in the friend zone...

Okay, this simply can't be advice for girls.

1) Girl stuck in "friend zone" with male friend she desires
2) Girl accepts sex from male friend she desires
3) At worst girl is now having regular sex in "friend with benefits zone"
4) Girl having sex with desired male friend complains it's not enough
5) 3 million guys play tiny violins in world's largest friend zoned concert

She's writing about her relationship experience for a bunch of 17 year old girls?

So, this is just like her albums, but without the music.

/fist.angry.god.

Bedstead Polisher: ModernLuddite: She dated John Mayer. This disqualifies her from ever giving relationship advice.

I think that dating John Mayer would be the female equivalent of sleeping with Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton (whichever you find attractive). You know you'll hate yourself for it, but given the chance, you just HAVE to. I think Taylor Swift was too young to realize that it was probably a bad decision going in.

You really don't.

That's turble, subby. Just turble.

Lunchlady: Bedstead Polisher: ModernLuddite: She dated John Mayer. This disqualifies her from ever giving relationship advice.

I think that dating John Mayer would be the female equivalent of sleeping with Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton (whichever you find attractive). You know you'll hate yourself for it, but given the chance, you just HAVE to. I think Taylor Swift was too young to realize that it was probably a bad decision going in.

You really don't.



You really, really don't.

//Hot linked.
///Also, I totally would have had angry gay sex with the John Mayer that did "Room for Squares".

Lunchlady: You really don't.

ModernLuddite: You really, really don't.

Well given the chance... I might!

I wish she would stop dating for a little while and stop acting like a role model all at the same time.

Jeez, that's like taking driving tips from Ted Kennedy.