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(Daily Mail)   After months out of the public eye, Jennifer Love Hewitt returns bigger and better than ever   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 72
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2012-11-17 05:58:08 PM

elvindeath: I swear I would be inspired to cure cancer if the reward was pulling a "Party of Five" threesome with JLH and Lacey Chabert. Mmmmm.


Until then you'll just have to settle for your own personal "Party of Five" while thinking about it.

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2012-11-17 06:08:25 PM
So has anyone actually watched "the client list"?

Is the show any good?
 
2012-11-17 06:13:05 PM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Uzzah: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

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I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Speaking of assholes, I'd like to put my tongue in hers. She may not have the ass of a marathoner, but she can feel free to park it on my face anytime.

/what I'm saying is, tonguepunch fartbox.

I'm with you.

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

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I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Durrrrrrrrrr! White knights to the rescue!

Further illustrating what a douchebag you are.

I don't usually troll the fark entertainment tab, but when I do, it's to piss off depressing/fat/gross dudes on fark. Thanks for playing along pig!



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Every time there's a JLH thread, that douche nozzle comes in and posts the same stupid "nobody better post that picture" idiotic comment.


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That's not what I said.

Reading comprehension. Not yours, because you're a farking retard.
 
2012-11-17 06:19:33 PM
Fun Fact: Misogynists and closet cases often attack men who don't hate women as being "white knights".
 
2012-11-17 06:39:37 PM

Rubber Biscuit: Fun Fact: Misogynists and closet cases often attack men who don't hate women as being "white knights".


I don't know what you're referencing there, but a "white knight" is a guy who unconditionally defends a stupid woman in hopes that she will reward him with sex, a ploy that never, ever works.
 
2012-11-17 07:01:30 PM

DrHST: elvindeath: I swear I would be inspired to cure cancer if the reward was pulling a "Party of Five" threesome with JLH and Lacey Chabert. Mmmmm.

I wouldnt mind if Neve showed up either.


My thoughts precisely...
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And a bonus Party of Five blonde:
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2012-11-17 07:05:51 PM

Tommy Moo: Rubber Biscuit: Fun Fact: Misogynists and closet cases often attack men who don't hate women as being "white knights".

I don't know what you're referencing there, but a "white knight" is a guy who unconditionally defends a stupid woman in hopes that she will reward him with sex, a ploy that never, ever works.


Well you still have to drug them.........Duh!!
 
2012-11-17 07:45:25 PM
this thread are teh win
 
2012-11-17 08:04:35 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Well, we're sure as hell not gonna give a crap about her acting.


Hey now, she's one of the breast actresses in Hollywood today.
 
2012-11-17 08:05:17 PM
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2012-11-17 08:24:16 PM
There isn't a place on her body I wouldn't shove my tongue.
 
2012-11-17 08:27:52 PM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: AaronSynn: Maybe it's just me, but it seems to me her chest was larger when she was first getting famous and making guys eyes pop out.....

Same with Sarah:

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That's about when everyone started ragging about their weight, so they slimmed down. And where in the female human body is the most fat stored?
 
2012-11-17 08:43:37 PM

IlGreven: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: AaronSynn: Maybe it's just me, but it seems to me her chest was larger when she was first getting famous and making guys eyes pop out.....

Same with Sarah:

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That's about when everyone started ragging about their weight, so they slimmed down. And where in the female human body is the most fat stored?


The head. Right?
 
2012-11-17 09:14:18 PM

laid back w/bud light: Lacey is way hotter with less cottage cheese on her ass. Not to mention the crazy I've already picked out my engagement ring you need to buy me aspect. Great rack, but a hundred redheads worth of crazy in that one.
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Agreed, but what the fark happened to her career? Every girl who starred opposite Lindsay in "Mean Girls" had her career soar: Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, Lizzy Caplan and Tina Fey all took off like a shot. Lindsay descended into hell, and Lacey... went nowhere. what the hell happened?

And posting that unflattering backside pic in JLH threads should be autoban. Enough already. You have no chance with her, get over it.
 
2012-11-17 09:45:44 PM

HK-MP5-SD: Who is the mental midget who made that farking call. It is a crime to deface a work of art.


You sound like you're from Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
 
2012-11-17 09:48:21 PM

Rubber Biscuit: Fun Fact: Misogynists and closet cases often attack men who don't hate women as being "white knights".


THIS.

Tommy Moo: Rubber Biscuit: Fun Fact: Misogynists and closet cases often attack men who don't hate women as being "white knights".

I don't know what you're referencing there, but a "white knight" is a guy who unconditionally defends a stupid woman in hopes that she will reward him with sex, a ploy that never, ever works.


As I was the one who was accused of it earlier, all I can do is laugh. Like I really think JLH is going to put out for me. You're all farking stupid.

My point all along has been this: it's a forgone conclusion that if JLH is mentioned on Fark, some asshole will post that picture. Happens every single time. Also unnecessary.
 
2012-11-17 10:15:55 PM

BloodFireDeath: Like the fist of an angry god


Thought she wasn't that great looking when she was younger and was overrated back then, but these days, she is incredibly sexy and is one of the hottest chicks out there.


????? She was hotter than lava in Can't Hardly Wait.
 
2012-11-18 12:44:09 AM
She looks old now. Where's the new crop?
 
2012-11-18 02:11:09 AM

cryinoutloud: Haha, look at all you guys discussing how well an actress acts. Like you give a fark.

And if she was a great actress, you'd post 100 comments about ugly or fat she is.


Or if she was a fat redhead with fat-tits to match, this would be another Christina Hendricks thread.

/yeah, I went there.
//I met JLH on the set of Heartbreakers
///JLH is a great actress, she acted like she didn't want to Fark me
 
2012-11-18 08:12:40 AM
This is the loneliest thread on the internet.
 
2012-11-19 03:30:16 PM

Archimedes' Principal: Jenn, whatever happens in the future, we'll always have 'Heartbreakers' to remember you by.

/On my Amazon 'watchlist'.
// I'll be in my bunk.


Amen

/I'm heading to mine too
 
2012-11-19 04:54:59 PM
Love her
 
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