If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   After months out of the public eye, Jennifer Love Hewitt returns bigger and better than ever   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 72
    More: Spiffy, David Geffen, In Touch Weekly, frocks, recurring characters, DreamWorks, Fiji, Brian Hallisay, Party of Five star  
•       •       •

20765 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 Nov 2012 at 11:17 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



72 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-11-17 11:20:08 AM  
Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

celebritiesgettingfat.com
 
2012-11-17 11:21:43 AM  
I'll start:

style.popcrunch.com
 
2012-11-17 11:26:41 AM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]


I bet her farts give Bose a run for their money in sound quality.
 
2012-11-17 11:28:03 AM  
Misleading trolling headline "Jennifer Love Hewitt almost busts out of her strapless frock on set of The Client List" is misleading and trolling.
 
2012-11-17 11:29:54 AM  
A show about whores.
They've got the national zeitgeist nailed.
 
2012-11-17 11:30:18 AM  
FTFA: TV bosses gave her a digital breast-reduction on an ad for The Client List earlier this year because it was deemed to racy to appear in magazines.

i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk

Who is the mental midget who made that farking call. It is a crime to deface a work of art.

blu.stb.s-msn.com
 
2012-11-17 11:30:30 AM  
Like the fist of an angry god


Thought she wasn't that great looking when she was younger and was overrated back then, but these days, she is incredibly sexy and is one of the hottest chicks out there.
 
2012-11-17 11:30:43 AM  
Maybe it's just me, but it seems to me her chest was larger when she was first getting famous and making guys eyes pop out.....
 
2012-11-17 11:32:28 AM  

HK-MP5-SD: FTFA: TV bosses gave her a digital breast-reduction on an ad for The Client List earlier this year because it was deemed to racy to appear in magazines.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423][i.dailymail.co.uk image 260x313]

Who is the mental midget who made that farking call. It is a crime to deface a work of art.

[blu.stb.s-msn.com image 308x231]


I don't think they realized they could pick up male viewers while not losing too many female viewers.
 
2012-11-17 11:39:46 AM  
Unforgivable error in article's opening sentence.

Unforgivable.
 
2012-11-17 11:45:57 AM  

AaronSynn: Maybe it's just me, but it seems to me her chest was larger when she was first getting famous and making guys eyes pop out.....


Same with Sarah:

i2.listal.com
 
2012-11-17 11:57:06 AM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]


I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.
 
2012-11-17 12:00:12 PM  
How does one get on the "client list"? Because I would like to "get on her client list" if you know what I am saying, and I think you do.
 
2012-11-17 12:02:57 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.


Speaking of assholes, I'd like to put my tongue in hers. She may not have the ass of a marathoner, but she can feel free to park it on my face anytime.

/what I'm saying is, tonguepunch fartbox.
 
2012-11-17 12:05:53 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.


Durrrrrrrrrr! White knights to the rescue!
 
2012-11-17 12:06:56 PM  
I hope she's taken a bunch of nudes (w/ nipple and bush!) already and is holding them like a retirement plan. When she's 58 she can start selling them.

/or they get leaked next week, I'm cool either way.
 
2012-11-17 12:09:04 PM  
gifsoup.com
 
2012-11-17 12:13:03 PM  
Amurica...Fark Ya!:

Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]


Too bad: I'm an ass man.

And she's homely without makeup.
 
2012-11-17 12:18:24 PM  

Uzzah: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Speaking of assholes, I'd like to put my tongue in hers. She may not have the ass of a marathoner, but she can feel free to park it on my face anytime.

/what I'm saying is, tonguepunch fartbox.


I'm with you.

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Durrrrrrrrrr! White knights to the rescue!


Further illustrating what a douchebag you are.
 
2012-11-17 12:18:42 PM  
What the hell happened to her face?
 
2012-11-17 12:21:20 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Uzzah: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Speaking of assholes, I'd like to put my tongue in hers. She may not have the ass of a marathoner, but she can feel free to park it on my face anytime.

/what I'm saying is, tonguepunch fartbox.

I'm with you.

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Durrrrrrrrrr! White knights to the rescue!

Further illustrating what a douchebag you are.


I don't usually troll the fark entertainment tab, but when I do, it's to piss off depressing/fat/gross dudes on fark. Thanks for playing along pig!
 
2012-11-17 12:26:55 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...


Can't see anything wrong with da ass!!!!
 
2012-11-17 12:35:02 PM  
Well, we're sure as hell not gonna give a crap about her acting.
 
2012-11-17 12:37:04 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Uzzah: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Speaking of assholes, I'd like to put my tongue in hers. She may not have the ass of a marathoner, but she can feel free to park it on my face anytime.

/what I'm saying is, tonguepunch fartbox.

I'm with you.

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Durrrrrrrrrr! White knights to the rescue!

Further illustrating what a douchebag you are.

I don't usually troll the fark entertainment tab, but when I do, it's to piss off depressing/fat/gross dudes on fark. Thanks for playing along pig!




assets0.ordienetworks.com


Every time there's a JLH thread, that douche nozzle comes in and posts the same stupid "nobody better post that picture" idiotic comment.


farm9.staticflickr.com

 

farm9.staticflickr.com

 

farm9.staticflickr.com

 

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-17 12:47:02 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Well, we're sure as hell not gonna give a crap about her acting.


In her defense, JLH is at least three rungs above Kristen Stewart-and five above January Jones- in the facial expressions department.
 
2012-11-17 12:54:21 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Uzzah: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Speaking of assholes, I'd like to put my tongue in hers. She may not have the ass of a marathoner, but she can feel free to park it on my face anytime.

/what I'm saying is, tonguepunch fartbox.

I'm with you.

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Durrrrrrrrrr! White knights to the rescue!

Further illustrating what a douchebag you are.

I don't usually troll the fark entertainment tab, but when I do, it's to piss off depressing/fat/gross dudes on fark. Thanks for playing along pig!



[assets0.ordienetworks.com image 200x187]

Every time there's a JLH thread, that douche nozzle comes in and posts the same stupid "nobody better post that picture" idiotic comment.


[farm9.staticflickr.com image 299x170]

 

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 399x200]

 

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 499x300]

 

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 850x567]


the size/condition of her behind makes no impact on me. The rest of her is outstanding.
 
2012-11-17 12:57:17 PM  

Apos: In her defense, JLH is at least three rungs above Kristen Stewart-and five above January Jones- in the facial expressions department.


Oh, easily.

Not even close, there.
 
2012-11-17 12:57:19 PM  

Uzzah: what I'm saying is, tonguepunch fartbox.


You're like a rembrandt with the english language.
 
2012-11-17 01:00:03 PM  

chuckufarlie: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Uzzah: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Speaking of assholes, I'd like to put my tongue in hers. She may not have the ass of a marathoner, but she can feel free to park it on my face anytime.

/what I'm saying is, tonguepunch fartbox.

I'm with you.

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Durrrrrrrrrr! White knights to the rescue!

Further illustrating what a douchebag you are.

I don't usually troll the fark entertainment tab, but when I do, it's to piss off depressing/fat/gross dudes on fark. Thanks for playing along pig!



[assets0.ordienetworks.com image 200x187]

Every time there's a JLH thread, that douche nozzle comes in and posts the same stupid "nobody better post that picture" idiotic comment.


[farm9.staticflickr.com image 299x170]

 

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 399x200]

 

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 499x300]

 

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 850x567]

the size/condition of her behind makes no impact on me. The rest of her is outstanding.


I completely concur. I was only pointing out the obvious fact that YAWFU =

lh4.ggpht.com
 
2012-11-17 01:19:58 PM  

jmr61: Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Well, we're sure as hell not gonna give a crap about her acting.

In her defense, JLH is at least three rungs above Kristen Stewart-and five above January Jones- in the facial expressions department.


Dude: Kristen Stewart is a 22yr old hottie. She's got her whole life and career ahead of her.

[www.wdmoney.com image 787x1222]


JLH is a washed up child actress who has already seen her best days working as well as being long past her prime looks.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 590x500]



You're letting your inexplicable fondness for Blank Slate Stewart cloud your judgment, amigo-as far as which of them is prettier,anyway.
 
2012-11-17 01:25:26 PM  
I swear I would be inspired to cure cancer if the reward was pulling a "Party of Five" threesome with JLH and Lacey Chabert. Mmmmm.
 
2012-11-17 01:33:51 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: I don't usually troll the fark entertainment tab, but when I do, it's to piss off depressing/fat/gross dudes on fark. Thanks for playing along pig!


You seem to be the fattest, grossest, most depressing dude in this thread so far. I'm sure you'll lose your virginity before you turn 61.
 
2012-11-17 01:36:42 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: chuckufarlie: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Uzzah: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Speaking of assholes, I'd like to put my tongue in hers. She may not have the ass of a marathoner, but she can feel free to park it on my face anytime.

/what I'm saying is, tonguepunch fartbox.

I'm with you.

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Durrrrrrrrrr! White knights to the rescue!

Further illustrating what a douchebag you are.

I don't usually troll the fark entertainment tab, but when I do, it's to piss off depressing/fat/gross dudes on fark. Thanks for playing along pig!



[assets0.ordienetworks.com image 200x187]

Every time there's a JLH thread, that douche nozzle comes in and posts the same stupid "nobody better post that picture" idiotic comment.


[farm9.staticflickr.com image 299x170]

 

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 399x200]

 

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 499x300]

 

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 850x567]

the size/condition of her behind makes no impact on me. The rest of her is outstanding.

I completely concur. I was only pointing out the obvious fact that YAWFU =

[lh4.ggpht.com image 424x400]


very true!
 
2012-11-17 01:40:04 PM  

jmr61: Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Well, we're sure as hell not gonna give a crap about her acting.

In her defense, JLH is at least three rungs above Kristen Stewart-and five above January Jones- in the facial expressions department.


Dude: Kristen Stewart is a 22yr old hottie. She's got her whole life and career ahead of her.

[www.wdmoney.com image 787x1222]


JLH is a washed up child actress who has already seen her best days working as well as being long past her prime looks.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 590x500]


and by her entire life, you mean 11 years.

Never cared for Stewart. Her face is far from pretty and she has the body of a twelve year old.
 
2012-11-17 01:42:25 PM  

jmr61: Kristen Stewart is a 22yr old hottie. She's got her whole life and career ahead of her.


If your acting consists of moody looks and expressing disappointment you won't go far. Look at Molly Ringwald.
 
2012-11-17 01:46:07 PM  

jmr61: Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Well, we're sure as hell not gonna give a crap about her acting.

In her defense, JLH is at least three rungs above Kristen Stewart-and five above January Jones- in the facial expressions department.


Dude: Kristen Stewart is a 22yr old hottie. She's got her whole life and career ahead of her.

[www.wdmoney.com image 787x1222]


JLH is a washed up child actress who has already seen her best days working as well as being long past her prime looks.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 590x500]


kill it with a stick!!

static02.mediaite.com

and all of the acting ability of a cinder block.
 
2012-11-17 01:48:59 PM  

elvindeath: I swear I would be inspired to cure cancer if the reward was pulling a "Party of Five" threesome with JLH and Lacey Chabert. Mmmmm.


I wouldnt mind if Neve showed up either.
 
2012-11-17 01:53:49 PM  
Haha, look at all you guys discussing how well an actress acts. Like you give a fark.

And if she was a great actress, you'd post 100 comments about ugly or fat she is.
 
2012-11-17 01:58:30 PM  
Meh. Ridiculously hot, but has made a career of not showing it. fark that.
 
2012-11-17 01:59:06 PM  

cryinoutloud: Haha, look at all you guys discussing how well an actress acts. Like you give a fark.

And if she was a great actress, you'd post 100 comments about ugly or fat she is.


Stewart is a double threat - cannot act AND ugly. Let's talk about that.
 
kab
2012-11-17 02:22:56 PM  
Months out of the public eye, subby? She's agoraphobic?
 
2012-11-17 02:29:47 PM  
This thread is poison.
 
2012-11-17 03:06:11 PM  
i306.photobucket.com

A better angle. And probably ten years ago.
 
2012-11-17 03:35:55 PM  
She's pleasant-looking and seems to be a nice enough person.

But I don't find her all that sexy, and find it interesting that a lot of guys drool over her.

Good for her, but I don't get.

/ And I don't have to get it, just making and observation
 
2012-11-17 03:42:17 PM  
Jenn, whatever happens in the future, we'll always have 'Heartbreakers' to remember you by.

/On my Amazon 'watchlist'.
// I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-11-17 03:46:23 PM  

jaytkay: She's pleasant-looking and seems to be a nice enough person.

But I don't find her all that sexy, and find it interesting that a lot of guys drool over her.

Good for her, but I don't get.

/ And I don't have to get it, just making and observation


Agreed. The drooling pretty puzzling. She looks quite average to me. Like a gussied-up soccer mom.
 
2012-11-17 04:04:06 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Your Average Witty Fark User: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sweet, I get to be "that" guy!

Why doesn't she ever show that backside? Oh...

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

I'm not surprised that some asshole had to post "that picture", but I am pretty surprised where it was posted. Really? Not even second?

You're an asshole.

Durrrrrrrrrr! White knights to the rescue!


I'll take her over the 'tards that think Megan Fox is hot every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
 
2012-11-17 04:09:30 PM  
Lacey is way hotter with less cottage cheese on her ass. Not to mention the crazy I've already picked out my engagement ring you need to buy me aspect. Great rack, but a hundred redheads worth of crazy in that one.
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-17 05:08:34 PM  
good thing Hollywood is overflowing with top-notch make-up artists, plastic surgeons, pro photographers and photoshop madmen because that girl looks like a rat.
 
2012-11-17 05:50:55 PM  

Rwa2play: I'll take her over the 'tards that think Megan Fox is hot every day of the week and twice on Sunday.


THIS. I recognize that Fox is pretty, but she is far from sexy. Plus, she can't act and seems to be dumber than dirt, which is kind of a turn-off
 
Displayed 50 of 72 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report