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(Mother Nature Network)   If you had to fire either your personal chef or your maid, who would it be?   ( divider line
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2012-11-17 10:45:16 AM  
9 votes:
If it got to the point where I had to choose between firing my chef or firing my maid, I'd fire my accountant.
2012-11-17 10:44:09 AM  
7 votes:
Guys, try to be serious here. I'm facing this very same problem and would like some serious advice.
2012-11-17 10:49:38 AM  
5 votes:
Shoot them. Shoot them both.
2012-11-17 02:41:28 AM  
5 votes:
Don't be silly, subby, I like being married.
2012-11-17 11:00:20 AM  
4 votes:
Because Obama was re-elected I fired them both, but did warn them this might happen!
2012-11-17 03:42:11 PM  
1 vote:

Anastacya: But it should would be nice to have a maid when my lupus acts up. Climbing the basement stairs with the laundry basket hurts so much at times that I am waiting for the inevitable blowout of my knee and a nasty fall.

It's not lupus. It carrying the weight of those awesome boobs of yours that is causing your knees to go.
2012-11-17 12:00:46 PM  
1 vote:
And that's how she became... the nanny
2012-11-17 11:29:51 AM  
1 vote:
Eco-fashionista = coont.
2012-11-17 11:28:52 AM  
1 vote:
Chef. I can cook but there's just something about walking into a clean house. It's like elves were there while you were at work.
2012-11-17 11:19:34 AM  
1 vote:
chef? maid?

that's so 20th century.

Real Success is being able to afford a Groom of the Stool.

then, you'll have even more time to whine about paying your taxes in the Nation you claim to love so much.
2012-11-17 11:09:56 AM  
1 vote:

Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Toss them a knife and let them fight it out. Only after the maid plunges it into the chef's neck will they realize it was one of those fake knives with the retractable blade. It won't matter though, because I will have sold tickets and made hundreds of thousands with which to hire new staff and start the cycle all over again!
2012-11-17 10:59:12 AM  
1 vote:

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

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She'll be picking a lot of stuff up off the floor.

/that I'll throw there
2012-11-17 10:58:44 AM  
1 vote:
Chef. I like to cook, and I hate to clean. Sexy maid stays.
2012-11-17 10:56:49 AM  
1 vote:
I can order out, but this place aint gonna clean itself.
2012-11-17 10:55:07 AM  
1 vote:
I'd send them both to kill my banker/investment adviser.
2012-11-17 10:52:14 AM  
1 vote:

BarkingUnicorn: Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Why do you hate immigrants?

Well I was quoting the Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark so I think you know the answer.
2012-11-17 10:51:24 AM  
1 vote:

Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Why do you hate immigrants?
2012-11-17 10:49:38 AM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.

You sound poor.
2012-11-17 10:47:45 AM  
1 vote:
From which of my 7 homes?
2012-11-17 10:45:53 AM  
1 vote:
Chef. I can live off of hot pockets, but I'll need someone to scrub under my fat rolls for me.
2012-11-17 10:45:38 AM  
1 vote:
Depends: does the chef cook meat? Does the maid slit the throats of the children whiling screaming in Spanish?
2012-11-17 02:54:53 AM  
1 vote:
How hot is the maid?
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