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2012-11-17 02:41:28 AM  
Don't be silly, subby, I like being married.
 
2012-11-17 02:54:53 AM  
How hot is the maid? 

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2012-11-17 07:48:29 AM  

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

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I'll be in her bunk.
 
2012-11-17 07:52:40 AM  
Chef. I like to cook, I loath cleaning.
 
2012-11-17 08:48:45 AM  
I hate cleaning
 
2012-11-17 09:54:38 AM  
www.thevervoid.com

If it is between a chef like Anatole vs. a maid, I would keep Anatole. Because, I'd still have my valet.

theatreofreason.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-17 10:43:04 AM  
Maid. I'm not too messy, not too averse to cleaning my own stuff, and I don't eat all that great.
 
2012-11-17 10:43:54 AM  

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

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DO WANT
 
2012-11-17 10:44:09 AM  
Guys, try to be serious here. I'm facing this very same problem and would like some serious advice.
 
2012-11-17 10:44:17 AM  
The chef. I enjoy cooking. I take little joy in laundry, though.
 
2012-11-17 10:44:40 AM  
Well I've never had a chef .But i did have a maid till recently .
 
2012-11-17 10:45:16 AM  
If it got to the point where I had to choose between firing my chef or firing my maid, I'd fire my accountant.
 
2012-11-17 10:45:38 AM  
Depends: does the chef cook meat? Does the maid slit the throats of the children whiling screaming in Spanish?
 
2012-11-17 10:45:53 AM  
Chef. I can live off of hot pockets, but I'll need someone to scrub under my fat rolls for me.
 
2012-11-17 10:47:45 AM  
From which of my 7 homes?
 
2012-11-17 10:48:34 AM  
Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.
 
2012-11-17 10:49:04 AM  
Well, I don't have either, but if I did, it would be a no-brainer: I hate housework with a passion, but I like cooking. So bye-bye, chef, and thanks for all the fish.
 
2012-11-17 10:49:38 AM  
Shoot them. Shoot them both.
 
2012-11-17 10:49:38 AM  

cryinoutloud: Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.


You sound poor.
 
2012-11-17 10:51:24 AM  

Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.


Why do you hate immigrants?
 
2012-11-17 10:51:52 AM  
The maid could go. I hate to cook. A good vegetarian/vegan chef would be heavenly!
 
2012-11-17 10:52:14 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Why do you hate immigrants?


Well I was quoting the Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark so I think you know the answer.
 
2012-11-17 10:53:39 AM  
The chef, I hate cleaning and I've yet to see a chef that can beat me in the kitchen. Go fark yourself, Bobby Flay.
 
2012-11-17 10:55:07 AM  
Neither.
I'd send them both to kill my banker/investment adviser.
 
2012-11-17 10:55:58 AM  
Maid. No brainer. I can clean up after myself just fine. Eating healthily day in and day out is a lot tougher as a single guy.

/just hired a maid
//should've done it long ago
 
2012-11-17 10:56:49 AM  
I can order out, but this place aint gonna clean itself.
 
2012-11-17 10:56:58 AM  
Make the maid cook, Problem solved
 
2012-11-17 10:58:44 AM  
Chef. I like to cook, and I hate to clean. Sexy maid stays.
 
2012-11-17 10:59:12 AM  

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

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She'll be picking a lot of stuff up off the floor.

/that I'll throw there
 
2012-11-17 10:59:41 AM  
I'll take a cook who cleans up after themselves.
 
2012-11-17 11:00:20 AM  
Because Obama was re-elected I fired them both, but did warn them this might happen!
 
2012-11-17 11:00:52 AM  
I'd fire the maid. I can handle a little dirt then and again and cleaning is satisfying as long as people aren't making a ton of mess. I'd ask that the chef not use every farking dish in the house every night, though.
 
2012-11-17 11:01:07 AM  
Whichever one has smaller boobies.
 
2012-11-17 11:02:13 AM  
I'd rather cook.

And since the cleaning will include the kitchen and the dishes...
 
2012-11-17 11:02:54 AM  

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 


www.hartford.com
 
2012-11-17 11:03:03 AM  
If I were rich enough to have either
then I wouldn't care who to fire
because I'd have it maid.
 
2012-11-17 11:07:00 AM  
Don't any of you people have kids? The whole reason we have children is to assign them chores like cleaning, under the guise of "teaching responsibility." Giving your seven-year old a dollar for cleaning the bathroom is way cheaper than hiring a maid.
 
2012-11-17 11:09:56 AM  

Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.


Toss them a knife and let them fight it out. Only after the maid plunges it into the chef's neck will they realize it was one of those fake knives with the retractable blade. It won't matter though, because I will have sold tickets and made hundreds of thousands with which to hire new staff and start the cycle all over again!
 
2012-11-17 11:11:25 AM  
oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2012-11-17 11:11:46 AM  
The ugliest one or the one who won't put out.
 
2012-11-17 11:12:05 AM  
If, hypothetically, I could only afford one servant, I would just hire two Guatamalans at half price.
 
2012-11-17 11:12:56 AM  

SundaesChild: Don't any of you people have kids? The whole reason we have children is to assign them chores like cleaning, under the guise of "teaching responsibility." Giving your seven-year old a dollar for cleaning the bathroom is way cheaper than hiring a maid.


Don't your kids need to learn how to manage the help?
 
2012-11-17 11:14:36 AM  
I would never consider a maid or chef unless I was making enough for > 15k disposable inc per month. If I was making less, then I want to save that money, and retire early.

So the point is moot. Since I won't be making that much in my life if I don't start my own business again. Did it once, not interested in doing it again. Will be happy just getting along with what I make now, making my own food, and cleaning my own home.
 
2012-11-17 11:15:43 AM  
The Chef is doing meth. so fire him
 
2012-11-17 11:19:34 AM  
chef? maid?

that's so 20th century.

Real Success is being able to afford a Groom of the Stool.

then, you'll have even more time to whine about paying your taxes in the Nation you claim to love so much.
 
2012-11-17 11:19:50 AM  
I'd fire the maid. I feel weird about someone cleaning up after me but I don't mind someone cooking for me.
 
2012-11-17 11:20:24 AM  
Depends. Do I have a regular maid, or do I have a bang maid?
 
2012-11-17 11:22:40 AM  

Mugato: BarkingUnicorn: Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Why do you hate immigrants?

Well I was quoting the Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark so I think you know the answer.


Actually, I believe it's "Shoot zem. Shoot zem both."

//quote nazi
 
2012-11-17 11:23:11 AM  

Fat Old Broad: The maid could go. I hate to cook. A good vegetarian/vegan chef would be heavenly!


See, I hate cleaning but these are my thoughts exactly. I would love to eat healthier but it's such drudgery when you have to research/shop/prep/cook and try to maintain some variety.

If I had the resources I'd hire one of those personal chefs long before lawn/home/child care/whatever else people hire out.
 
2012-11-17 11:24:10 AM  
Give them each 2 weeks to train the other. At the end of their training, have a maid/cook off! Winner takes all, loser walks!
 
2012-11-17 11:26:52 AM  
I'd have to let the cook go. This basement isn't going to clean itself.
 
2012-11-17 11:27:38 AM  

notatrollorami: Fat Old Broad: The maid could go. I hate to cook. A good vegetarian/vegan chef would be heavenly!

See, I hate cleaning but these are my thoughts exactly. I would love to eat healthier but it's such drudgery when you have to research/shop/prep/cook and try to maintain some variety.

If I had the resources I'd hire one of those personal chefs long before lawn/home/child care/whatever else people hire out.


Oh, it would also make the times I do cook more fun as it wouldn't be a regular chore. Nothing is fun if you have to do it all the time whether you feel like it or not. Ask a porn star.
 
2012-11-17 11:27:50 AM  
Chef.

I have meh cooking skills, and if I can afford both I can easily eat out like I do now everyday.

I'd rather come home to a clean house then a cooked meal.
 
2012-11-17 11:28:23 AM  

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

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.
I can just eat the maid.
 
2012-11-17 11:28:52 AM  
Chef. I can cook but there's just something about walking into a clean house. It's like elves were there while you were at work.
 
2012-11-17 11:29:51 AM  
Eco-fashionista = coont.
 
2012-11-17 11:30:41 AM  

brigid_fitch: Chef. I can cook but there's just something about walking into a clean house. It's like elves were there while you were at work.


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2012-11-17 11:31:17 AM  
www.gossipsauce.com
Keep the maid..Get rid of the cook...
 
2012-11-17 11:32:01 AM  
Maid has bigger tits. Bye Raul.
 
2012-11-17 11:32:06 AM  
I hate to clean. I can nuke my food.
 
2012-11-17 11:35:24 AM  
you obviously fire the maid. Then make the chef clean after cooking. harder to find a maid who can cook than a chef who can clean.
 
2012-11-17 11:39:17 AM  
I'm stuck in the 47% who wouldn't vote for Mitt if his wife offered to come over and blow me and in the 99% who can't afford a maid or a chef thinking this is most definitely a 1% problem.
 
2012-11-17 11:42:29 AM  

TheOther: SundaesChild: Don't any of you people have kids? The whole reason we have children is to assign them chores like cleaning, under the guise of "teaching responsibility." Giving your seven-year old a dollar for cleaning the bathroom is way cheaper than hiring a maid.

Don't your kids need to learn how to manage the help?


Ha! That's a running joke between my husband and I. For now, the kids are our chore monkeys.
 
2012-11-17 11:47:36 AM  
If you had to fire either your personal chef or your maid, who would it be?

Brad Pitt.
 
2012-11-17 11:49:06 AM  
Well, maids steal but chefs are drunks... the chef would be the one hanging around
 
2012-11-17 11:55:54 AM  

Nhojwolfe: Make the maid cook, Problem solved


That almost sounds like getting married
 
2012-11-17 12:00:46 PM  
And that's how she became... the nanny
 
2012-11-17 12:06:49 PM  
The cook

Based on my experience of pornos, maids put out. Cooks never do. And no, pizza boys don't count.
 
2012-11-17 12:09:05 PM  
In Bangkok I had a maid who doubled as my chef. She was amazing.

"3rd World" Ha. You have no idea.
 
2012-11-17 12:11:22 PM  
As a personal chef I'm getting a kick out reading these replies while updating my resume.
 
2012-11-17 12:11:23 PM  

Sgygus: Don't be silly, subby, I like being married.


Same here.
 
2012-11-17 12:13:12 PM  

cryinoutloud: Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.


If you mean this I envy you Im able bodied, but not able brained, the distraction factor makes both these things unpredictable
 
2012-11-17 12:25:54 PM  

Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.


sweet
 
2012-11-17 12:26:01 PM  

WhippingBoy: cryinoutloud: Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.
You sound poor.


I know. This is America. Physical labor is only for poor people. Even things like cleaning up after ourselves.

This is only part of the reason we suck so much. But it's a good one.
 
2012-11-17 12:27:45 PM  
Since I will never have either, my answer: fire both and hire a smoking hot nanny that is into MFF.
 
2012-11-17 12:35:46 PM  

SundaesChild: Don't any of you people have kids? The whole reason we have children is to assign them chores like cleaning, under the guise of "teaching responsibility." Giving your seven-year old a dollar for cleaning the bathroom is way cheaper than hiring a maid.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-17 12:37:39 PM  
With the strange ways I eat, it is better for me to keep making it all myself. But a maid would be good for the dust and dishes.
 
2012-11-17 12:38:23 PM  
Is this a trick question? Neither, obviously.
 
2012-11-17 12:40:34 PM  
kimwim:

Chef. I like to cook, I loath cleaning.

Same here. And even when I don't feel like cooking I can either eat out or order in, but the piles of dead hooker pieces in the corners won't go away by themselves.

Only certain cuts are pass the sniff test, y'know.
 
2012-11-17 12:44:16 PM  
Maid....once the house gets too dirty to live in I will just cut down more Sequoias and build another one.
 
2012-11-17 12:51:37 PM  
*snicker* What a question. Of course it all depends on how much of a slob are you and can you cook well?

I can cook and I can clean really well too. My cleaning passes the white glove test, so why is it my house always looks like a tornado hit it? *The four children look up for half a minute before going back to whatever they are doing.* Ah yes, time and people undoing my hard work as soon as I finish, that's why. I'm seriously considering my budget for a weekly or biweekly maid service to come in and do the deep clean that I'm just not getting to chasing these kiddos around.

What does it say that I'm sincerely looking forward to cooking up a huge feast on Thursday? I'm itching to start my prep work already.
 
2012-11-17 12:59:16 PM  

FloydA: If it got to the point where I had to choose between firing my chef or firing my maid, I'd fire my accountant.


I lol'd
 
2012-11-17 01:01:22 PM  
I am both the maid and the chef around here, so I would have to fire myself. Which might be nice, because then I could do some other things that I never seem to have time for... oh wait, I am wasting time on Fark, so obviously it isn't that difficult to clean and cook. At least, for me. But it should would be nice to have a maid when my lupus acts up. Climbing the basement stairs with the laundry basket hurts so much at times that I am waiting for the inevitable blowout of my knee and a nasty fall. Even if someone just did the laundry that would be a huge help.

Paying someone to cook? Naaah. I love to cook, and having someone in my kitchen preparing meals that I could prepare myself at a substantial savings as compared to wait I would pay a chef is common sense.

/Keep the maid, fire the chef
 
2012-11-17 01:08:31 PM  
You can fire the maid and get house keepers. But a personal chef is not something that you can get part time who works while you are away. Plenty of people choose to keep the chef and give up the maid. I don't know anyone to do it the other way around.
 
2012-11-17 01:12:18 PM  
Oh I can cook. I sort of don't like the cleanup side so my choice is clear.
 
2012-11-17 01:22:51 PM  

Lillith: cryinoutloud: Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.

If you mean this I envy you Im able bodied, but not able brained, the distraction factor makes both these things unpredictable


That's the killer for me. I can certainly clean but I hate it. I'll find any excuse to procrastinate or distract myself so I won't have to clean.

Then Hoarders comes on the TV and suddenly I'm

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-17 01:24:25 PM  
I don't have a personal chef, but I do have a maid who comes every two weeks.

I start bringing my own lunches to work before giving up that service.
 
2012-11-17 01:25:36 PM  
I love to cook and already have a housekeeper, every-other-week.

I would have her come weekly, but then I'd spend all of my time looking for where she put my utensils/pots/pans.
 
2012-11-17 01:35:34 PM  
I just want to have enough money to have a cook and a maid.
 
2012-11-17 01:43:35 PM  
Both. Frees up more cash for hookers and bath salts.
 
2012-11-17 01:44:04 PM  
Why would you fire your mom?
 
2012-11-17 01:44:38 PM  

kabar: Maid. No brainer. I can clean up after myself just fine. Eating healthily day in and day out is a lot tougher as a single guy.

/just hired a maid
//should've done it long ago


Link
 
2012-11-17 01:48:06 PM  
And by "maid" you mean live in sex provider, right?
 
2012-11-17 01:49:20 PM  
Here and now? Maid. Because no one in the house has time to clean, and one member screams bloody murder at the slightest bit of dirt. So the maid can get paid and the occasional case of beer\wine for putting up with him while the rest of us actually do shiat.

But if I were on my own? Um, why would I need either? I'm a big girl, I can do shiat myself.
 
2012-11-17 01:51:00 PM  

brigid_fitch: Then Hoarders comes on the TV and suddenly I'm


Heh. So I'm not the only one. My house looks almost spartan after a marathon of that show.
 
2012-11-17 01:59:04 PM  
I love to cook, give me a maid!
 
2012-11-17 01:59:32 PM  
As long as I can afford to keep my personal ball-washer I'll be fine either way.
 
2012-11-17 02:05:09 PM  

RexTalionis: [www.thevervoid.com image 300x225]

If it is between a chef like Anatole vs. a maid, I would keep Anatole. Because, I'd still have my valet.

[theatreofreason.files.wordpress.com image 415x500]


always wanted Jeeves to drown House in the bath tub
 
2012-11-17 02:12:45 PM  

Silent But Deadly: brigid_fitch: Then Hoarders comes on the TV and suddenly I'm

Heh. So I'm not the only one. My house looks almost spartan after a marathon of that show.


I can last an episode or two by telling myself, "See--my house doesn't look as bad as THAT one!" But then I start to see every dust mote, grain of sand, and piece of cat fur my floor and I have to break out the vacuum and the Swiffers.
 
2012-11-17 02:13:06 PM  
I enjoy cooking, but i beyond loathe cleaning. I have a weekly cleaning crew, and it's the best money I spend. They do my dishes, change my sheets, and vacuum and mop everything. It makes me appear to not be a slob. I would pay twice what I do. I wish I had started it years earlier.
 
2012-11-17 02:15:37 PM  
Chef. I can cook. I will not clean.
 
2012-11-17 02:34:49 PM  
I simply am not rich enough to afford either and dont much like strangers in my house. That said, if I had either it would be the cook. Mostly because the cook would much less invasive. He/she would only see the kitchen (unless it was a hot female cook and my wife were away) rather than getting into all my personal shiat. I really dont need either though. I have a wife for that stuff.
 
2012-11-17 02:48:14 PM  
I would fire them both.

Then I would hire one person to do both. It's not like I would have a full 8 hour workday worth of either to do anyway. They can spend 2-3 hours a day cleaning, 1-2 hours a day shopping, and 3-4 hours a day cooking and cleaning up from cooking.
 
2012-11-17 02:52:59 PM  

Hiro-ACiD: As long as I can afford to keep my personal ball-washer I'll be fine either way.


Wow, you must play a lot of golf.
 
2012-11-17 03:08:54 PM  
The maid, by definition is a woman. And, if you're not an idiot, a hot woman who's relatively easy. On top of that, if you're smart, the maid can be a decent cook. The chef is likely to be a man. This makes it a very easy decision. Can the chef, order the maid to strip down and start making some sammiches.
 
2012-11-17 03:24:51 PM  
Depends on which one I am having sex with.
 
2012-11-17 03:28:48 PM  

Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.


It took me a loooong moment to remember the source of this.

Sigh. Well, at least I'm still sharp enough to realize it was a quote from a film.
 
2012-11-17 03:30:01 PM  

RexTalionis: [www.thevervoid.com image 300x225]

If it is between a chef like Anatole vs. a maid, I would keep Anatole. Because, I'd still have my valet.

[theatreofreason.files.wordpress.com image 415x500]


*ahem* We prefer "gentleman's gentleman", sir.

Now, if you'll pardon me mentioning it, Sir, I discovered this article on our hatrack. I can only assume a tradesman left it.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-17 03:42:11 PM  

Anastacya: But it should would be nice to have a maid when my lupus acts up. Climbing the basement stairs with the laundry basket hurts so much at times that I am waiting for the inevitable blowout of my knee and a nasty fall.


It's not lupus. It carrying the weight of those awesome boobs of yours that is causing your knees to go.
 
2012-11-17 04:18:39 PM  
I would want someone like Alice from the Brady bunch. Cooks, cleans and does the shopping, plus I can hire someone that is young and attractive for the other things!
 
2012-11-17 04:20:44 PM  
Are we talking about my day time or night staff?
It's Important.
 
2012-11-17 04:34:19 PM  
I know a guy who got into an accident with a guy with no insurance, so he had to become his butler
 
2012-11-17 04:36:54 PM  
I would say maid goes. (Most housecleaners refuse to do laundry.) They vacuum and dust and sometimes clean the tub.

Then again, I like to cook. All I need is my Gram's recipe books and I'll be set.

/so neither stays
//accountant goes too
///and... three
 
2012-11-17 04:49:01 PM  
I would fire the cook. I love to cook, but I hate to clean. I find it tedious. Cleaning takes longer. The maid will do the dishes, but the cook will not clean the house.

Fire the cook, chef, whatever. Learn to cook. It is relaxing, creative, and you can score chicks if you can cook (or men, if you like that)
 
2012-11-17 05:28:14 PM  

OgreMagi: Anastacya: But it should would be nice to have a maid when my lupus acts up. Climbing the basement stairs with the laundry basket hurts so much at times that I am waiting for the inevitable blowout of my knee and a nasty fall.

It's not lupus. It carrying the weight of those awesome boobs of yours that is causing your knees to go.


Lol, that is the back pain, for sure. Good bras are hard to come by when you're my cup size. Well... good bras that don't cost a small fortune.
 
2012-11-17 05:35:44 PM  

Anastacya: OgreMagi: Anastacya: But it should would be nice to have a maid when my lupus acts up. Climbing the basement stairs with the laundry basket hurts so much at times that I am waiting for the inevitable blowout of my knee and a nasty fall.

It's not lupus. It carrying the weight of those awesome boobs of yours that is causing your knees to go.

Lol, that is the back pain, for sure. Good bras are hard to come by when you're my cup size. Well... good bras that don't cost a small fortune.


My poor niece is only 14 and they are already discussing breast reduction surgery. She's an F! And of course, because she has boobs, rumors get spread about her reputation.
 
TWX
2012-11-17 05:38:49 PM  
I don't cook all that well and I don't clean all that well either.

I would rather hire someone to clean rather than someone to cook. They wouldn't be needed daily, probably not even weekly, and that should cost a lot less.
 
2012-11-17 05:43:16 PM  
I hate cleaning and I'm a lousy cook. However, I do know how to make reservations and to get a pizza delivered, so I don't need a personal chef.
 
2012-11-17 05:49:38 PM  
NEVER TRY
marijuana don't try it at all

ITS A LIE (what is)?

cause it's YOU and YOUR NO GOOD AT ALL

mcgruffbrowser.com
 
2012-11-17 06:03:27 PM  

ronaprhys: The maid, by definition is a woman. And, if you're not an idiot, a hot woman who's relatively easy. On top of that, if you're smart, the maid can be a decent cook. The chef is likely to be a man. This makes it a very easy decision. Can the chef, order the maid to strip down and start making some sammiches.


once again, sounds too much like getting married. and then you have to give up those nights when all of your like minded guy freinds come over and dress like greek gods and pinch each others nipples.
 
2012-11-17 06:07:08 PM  
The maid. She is just so very unpleasant most often.
 
2012-11-17 06:08:01 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [www.gossipsauce.com image 462x300]
Keep the maid..Get rid of the cook...


What if they're both informing on me to Mr. Boddy?

/Just watched that the other night.
 
2012-11-17 06:11:21 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: NEVER TRY
marijuana don't try it at all

ITS A LIE (what is)?

cause it's YOU and YOUR NO GOOD AT ALL

[mcgruffbrowser.com image 265x386]


I don't get it. Are you telling us you'd fire both, and spend then spend all day getting high and masturbating while wearing a furry costume?
 
2012-11-17 06:12:49 PM  

Shadowtag: Mr. Shabooboo: [www.gossipsauce.com image 462x300]
Keep the maid..Get rid of the cook...

What if they're both informing on me to Mr. Boddy?

/Just watched that the other night.


Stack the bodies neatly in the basement and leave...
 
2012-11-17 08:13:48 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: ronaprhys: The maid, by definition is a woman. And, if you're not an idiot, a hot woman who's relatively easy. On top of that, if you're smart, the maid can be a decent cook. The chef is likely to be a man. This makes it a very easy decision. Can the chef, order the maid to strip down and start making some sammiches.

once again, sounds too much like getting married. and then you have to give up those nights when all of your like minded guy freinds come over and dress like greek gods and pinch each others nipples.


No. No you don't. She's the hired help. She can serve whores d'overs, clean up the vomit, whatever. If she doesn't keep quiet, she deserve the inevitable Irish sunglasses she's earned.
 
2012-11-17 11:10:16 PM  

Nogale: Well, I don't have either, but if I did, it would be a no-brainer: I hate housework with a passion, but I like cooking. So bye-bye, chef, and thanks for all the fish.


This , Plus you have the maid .. no dishes and instantly cleaned kitchen...
 
2012-11-18 12:23:53 AM  
I would fire both and keep myself swimming in scotch.
 
2012-11-18 01:11:20 AM  

OgreMagi: My poor niece is only 14 and they are already discussing breast reduction surgery. She's an F! And of course, because she has boobs, rumors get spread about her reputation.


Go on...
 
2012-11-18 03:25:54 AM  
Usually the maid is the last to go and the first to come back once you've liquidated the helicopter and casino.
 
2012-11-18 07:01:14 AM  

telosphilos: *snicker* What a question. Of course it all depends on how much of a slob are you and can you cook well?

I can cook and I can clean really well too. My cleaning passes the white glove test, so why is it my house always looks like a tornado hit it? *The four children look up for half a minute before going back to whatever they are doing.* Ah yes, time and people undoing my hard work as soon as I finish, that's why. I'm seriously considering my budget for a weekly or biweekly maid service to come in and do the deep clean that I'm just not getting to chasing these kiddos around.

What does it say that I'm sincerely looking forward to cooking up a huge feast on Thursday? I'm itching to start my prep work already.


I a rurally got a bi-weekly deep clean person *looks at 4 kids and stupid husband* *looks back to floor* *keeps reading*
 
2012-11-18 07:06:47 AM  
I sounded derp. Awesome. I couldn't even understand what I said
 
2012-11-20 01:31:58 PM  
I doubt I'll get much response, as this thread has been dead for a couple of days, but I tried starting a FarkUs thread about it, and it didn't get greened.

For those of you who said they'd love to have someone come in and cook for them, what do you think would be a reasonable price for said services?
 
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