vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? [cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 492x606]
cryinoutloud: Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.
Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.
BarkingUnicorn: Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.Why do you hate immigrants?
vossiewulf: How hot is the maid?
SundaesChild: Don't any of you people have kids? The whole reason we have children is to assign them chores like cleaning, under the guise of "teaching responsibility." Giving your seven-year old a dollar for cleaning the bathroom is way cheaper than hiring a maid.
Mugato: BarkingUnicorn: Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.Why do you hate immigrants?Well I was quoting the Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark so I think you know the answer.
Fat Old Broad: The maid could go. I hate to cook. A good vegetarian/vegan chef would be heavenly!
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