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(Film News (UK))   Anna Nicole Smith's six-year-old daughter is taking up modelling for Guess jeans nearly two decades after her late mother scored a coveted contract with the brand, what could possibly go wrong?   (film-news.co.uk) divider line 29
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2012-11-17 08:24:32 AM  
Here's to hoping for a remarkable anus.
 
das
2012-11-17 08:34:46 AM  
Too old????
 
2012-11-17 08:54:49 AM  
Pedo thread.
 
2012-11-17 08:59:48 AM  
She could grow up to be a fat, slutty drug addict and die at a young age.

Which would be truly hilarious.
 
2012-11-17 09:03:59 AM  

jmr61: She could grow up to be a fat, slutty drug addict and die at a young age.

Which would be truly hilarious.


Wow. That was ugly.
 
2012-11-17 09:10:29 AM  
She's a very pretty little girl, I hope she doesn't follow her mother's path.
 
2012-11-17 09:18:28 AM  
A stage dad, exploiting his daughter meal ticket, taking the first steps towards reality TV.  Add another freak to the great freak show.
 
2012-11-17 09:48:21 AM  
Eh, someone has to model kids clothes, I guess.
 
2012-11-17 09:50:46 AM  
She is a beautiful child...her father is doing her a disservice by not attempting to give her a more 'regular' childhood. She has enough crap she's going to have to deal with once she's old enough to understand...ugh.
 
2012-11-17 10:02:12 AM  
This thread is useless without pics?
 
2012-11-17 10:05:54 AM  

Creoena: This thread is useless without pics?


Okay, here you go...
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-17 10:38:46 AM  

varmitydog: A stage dad, exploiting his daughter meal ticket, taking the first steps towards reality TV.  Add another freak to the great freak show.


He's pretty rich already, thanks to her inheritance, and you know what? I've never even seen a picture of the kid, except at the Kentucky Derby once and some pictures that stalker paparazzi took. And I never hear a word about him, with or without the kid. So yeah, you're absolutely right--he's exploiting the fark out of her!!!

Do you even know who these people are?
 
2012-11-17 10:46:49 AM  
Are there still Guess Jeans? Who the hell wears them?
 
2012-11-17 11:14:01 AM  
has she done a spread for the Vatican Press? sorry wrong sex. LOL
 
2012-11-17 11:17:59 AM  
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2012-11-17 11:18:19 AM  

Creoena: This thread is useless without pics?


dlisted.com
 
2012-11-17 11:24:29 AM  

cryinoutloud: varmitydog: A stage dad, exploiting his daughter meal ticket, taking the first steps towards reality TV.  Add another freak to the great freak show.

He's pretty rich already, thanks to her inheritance, and you know what? I've never even seen a picture of the kid, except at the Kentucky Derby once and some pictures that stalker paparazzi took. And I never hear a word about him, with or without the kid. So yeah, you're absolutely right--he's exploiting the fark out of her!!!

Do you even know who these people are?


maternityandstyle.com

i.dailymail.co.uk

www.ivstatic.com

www.ology.com
 
2012-11-17 12:12:31 PM  

Brick-House: cryinoutloud: varmitydog: A stage dad, exploiting his daughter meal ticket, taking the first steps towards reality TV.  Add another freak to the great freak show.

He's pretty rich already, thanks to her inheritance, and you know what? I've never even seen a picture of the kid, except at the Kentucky Derby once and some pictures that stalker paparazzi took. And I never hear a word about him, with or without the kid. So yeah, you're absolutely right--he's exploiting the fark out of her!!!

Do you even know who these people are?

i.dailymail.co.uk



www.themoneytimes.com
 
2012-11-17 12:22:29 PM  
did not know they still made Guess jeans
 
2012-11-17 12:23:01 PM  
From the day we arrive on the planet
And blinking, step into the sun
There's more to see than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done
There's far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high
Through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round
 
2012-11-17 12:59:56 PM  
nymag.com
 
2012-11-17 01:17:24 PM  
Anna Nicole's life was tragic. The number of people who enabled/used her are the lowest of the low.

It's not sad that her daughter is modelling with the same company; from a business perspective it is paydirt. As long as she doesn't turn into whatever a Honey Boo-Boo is, then I hope she is having fun with it.
 
2012-11-17 01:49:17 PM  
While he is thrilled about the adorable little girl having such a grand opportunity Larry says he's not pushing her to pursue a modelling career and instead wants her to "be a kid and have school."

But Dannielynn is already so eager about the project he admits it might be difficult to steer her in another direction.

"She said, 'Now tell me, when am I going to be on those shopping bags?'" Larry mused, adding, "She asked if she was going to be on billboards, and I said, 'Maybe ... you never know.'"


What a cock. Yeah, you're not pushing her to do it at all, telling her she's going to be on billboards and shopping bags. You think you're going to be able to sell her to Disney or Nick and get to gravy-train as her "manager" the whole way as she makes you millions. You're going to use her as a "Get out of Work Free" card.
 
2012-11-17 04:16:48 PM  
Anna Nicole? in her heyday? FARK YES!
NSFW Link
 
2012-11-17 04:31:27 PM  

cryinoutloud: varmitydog: A stage dad, exploiting his daughter meal ticket, taking the first steps towards reality TV.  Add another freak to the great freak show.

He's pretty rich already, thanks to her inheritance, and you know what? I've never even seen a picture of the kid, except at the Kentucky Derby once and some pictures that stalker paparazzi took. And I never hear a word about him, with or without the kid. So yeah, you're absolutely right--he's exploiting the fark out of her!!!

Do you even know who these people are?


That's what I was thinking too. My other thought is that I hope when she gets older and learns more about her mothers...demise...that she doesn't start thinking she wasn't important enough for her mother to want to clean up and get her shiat together.
 
2012-11-17 05:08:59 PM  
If ever there was a child who should be allowed to grow up far removed from the public eye, it's this one.
 
2012-11-17 09:25:09 PM  
Eh, puts money in her college fund, and children modeling children's clothing makes more sense than otherwise. Not sure why this is headline-worthy.
 
2012-11-18 03:41:03 PM  

Sass-O-Rev: jmr61: She could grow up to be a fat, slutty drug addict and die at a young age.

Which would be truly hilarious.

Wow. That was ugly.


Wanna know how I know you've never seen the ANS death thread or funeral thread?
 
2012-11-18 06:00:22 PM  

katerbug72: She's a very pretty little girl, I hope she doesn't follow her mother's path.


That path leads to an unremarkable end.
 
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