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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Drive while intoxicated and get your 16 year old passenger killed? Ten years....of going to church?   (koco.com) divider line 22
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2012-11-17 12:28:16 AM  
20 votes:
gonna get raped either way.
2012-11-17 12:38:12 AM  
5 votes:

ksdanj: Is this real life?


Or is it just fantasy?
2012-11-17 01:26:18 AM  
2 votes:

SpikeStrip: gonna get raped either way.


Over in five. Nothing more to see here folks.
2012-11-17 07:49:20 AM  
1 votes:

clowncar on fire: letrole: Atheism is a Religion

Happens all the time. The feds step aside allowing the freedom to practice religion. When that religion begans to endanger the life of a childer, they step in. Many of the children that die "faith healing" often do so when the feds are blocked by court action or more often, when the practitioners of faith healing disappear off the grid before the authorities can get to them, only to reappear too late, but in time to generate a public interest story. They are prosecuted on charges of manslaughter and sentenced accordingly.

But then again, you knew this already- you were just trying to stir the pot a little, weren't you.


That's all he does... even his name is a giveaway.
2012-11-17 07:42:16 AM  
1 votes:
Hey, ease up. He didn't f*ck the kid; he just killed him.
2012-11-17 07:35:13 AM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: Nofun: Lsherm: A judge presiding over Allred's case sentenced him to attend church every Sunday for the next 10 years. In addition to church attendance Allred must graduate from high school and take drug and alcohol test for the next year.

I can't stand the Fark atheists as much as the next guy, but how is this legal? I understand that the kid was 17, stupid, drunk, and deserves another chance, but doesn't requiring church attendance violate something?

And I'm speaking as a practicing Catholic. I'd be pretty irritated if I had a criminal sentence handed down that made me go to church for 10 years. What if I want to change religions?

I understand the concept of separation of church and state, but honestly this is a heck of a lot better than 8 years (or is it 10?) in prison. The judge didn't specify which church, did he (article doesn't say)? If the kid is Christian already then I don't see how this sentence violates his 1st amendment rights.

Actually, it seems more of a free pass for such a crime. I had a friend get drunk and commit manslaughter when he was in college. Spent 10 years in jail. Would rather have seen him do 10 years of mandatory religious participation. Would have done him and society a lot more good than sending him to jail for 10 years. I think that's the most important point, this sentence acts in the best interests of society. The kid gets a second chance, we don't pay for him for the next several years, and he can grow up to become a productive member of society.

I know, but say the kid wants to be an atheist? The ruling violates the first amendment right off the bat.


Oh gods, you wanna see the derp go right off the scales?
1. parents don't believe in medicine because god duh
2. child dies from sepsis
3. judge forbids parents from praying or going to church for ten years

I would give so much money to see this happen lol
2012-11-17 07:09:19 AM  
1 votes:
The Lord works in mysterious ways. He called one home and is working on the other one. Everything happens for a reason.
2012-11-17 05:30:03 AM  
1 votes:

SurfaceTension: You sound like an awfully angry person. What's up with that?


The sky is azure, but people call it sky blue.
2012-11-17 05:29:06 AM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: A judge presiding over Allred's case sentenced him to attend church every Sunday for the next 10 years. In addition to church attendance Allred must graduate from high school and take drug and alcohol test for the next year.

I can't stand the Fark atheists as much as the next guy, but how is this legal? I understand that the kid was 17, stupid, drunk, and deserves another chance, but doesn't requiring church attendance violate something?

And I'm speaking as a practicing Catholic. I'd be pretty irritated if I had a criminal sentence handed down that made me go to church for 10 years. What if I want to change religions?


You can't stand atheists? I can't stand superstitious idiots.
2012-11-17 04:39:23 AM  
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: vrax: Really?! Church for killing someone while drunk?! Fark yeah! Nap time. Or act possessed. Whatever, it's better than prison.

This is a really stupid sentence.

Yes it is, and the word soup "paragraph" that preceded it wasn't any better.


Man, I was just asking for that, wasn't I?
2012-11-17 04:36:03 AM  
1 votes:

vrax: Really?! Church for killing someone while drunk?! Fark yeah! Nap time. Or act possessed. Whatever, it's better than prison.

This is a really stupid sentence.


Yes it is, and the word soup "paragraph" that preceded it wasn't any better.
2012-11-17 03:36:46 AM  
1 votes:
The judge is letting his prejudice show. As far as the "maintaining ties with the community" shtick I've seen bandied about here, there are likely better ways to maintain ties and help the community. Not to mention a vast majority of the community isn't likely to attend the chosen, or any, church. I think the judge should have gone truly biblical, eye for an eye and all that.
2012-11-17 03:36:25 AM  
1 votes:
Imagine the outrage if he'd ordered the kid to pray towards Mecca five times a day.
2012-11-17 03:09:58 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Nofun: The judge didn't specify which church, did he (article doesn't say)?

The fact that it specifies going on Sunday should give you a hint.


Haha. I just realized... if he chooses 7th day adventists for his church, he can go every sunday, see that the doors are locked, and go home.
2012-11-17 03:08:44 AM  
1 votes:
At least he didn't end up like that one Kennedy guy and end up being stuck with several terms in a Senate seat.
2012-11-17 02:59:59 AM  
1 votes:
Send that f*cker to the Metal Church
2012-11-17 02:05:07 AM  
1 votes:
i.ytimg.com

Lemme tell you about what they mean by "Toss Your Salad" in church...
2012-11-17 01:44:41 AM  
1 votes:
I think I'd rather just go to prison.
2012-11-17 01:42:25 AM  
1 votes:

borg: What if he wants to be a Rastafarian? would the Judge allow that? I would choose the church of Satan myself.


Church of the Norse god of amiable agreement, Hoki Doki.

It preaches not being a dick and sleeping in on Sundays.
2012-11-17 01:41:44 AM  
1 votes:

jimmyego: Lsherm: What if I want to change religions?

You restart from zero days completed.


Do not anger His Noodleness!!
2012-11-17 01:32:04 AM  
1 votes:
Of course, sitting him in a pew is much more productive and beneficial than having him do community service or charity work. Thank God they aren't godless commies who believe in things like helping others.
2012-11-17 12:56:49 AM  
1 votes:
What if he wants to be a Rastafarian? would the Judge allow that? I would choose the church of Satan myself.
 
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