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(Bloomberg)   Because if any company can save Hostess cupcakes, Suzy Qs and Chocodiles, it's Pabst Blue Ribbon   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Hostess Brands, Pabst Blue Ribbon  
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12314 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Nov 2012 at 9:33 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-16 09:56:22 PM  
3 votes:
my Dad was so cheap he would buy PBR's no frills label - Red, White & Blue. and that was upscale for him. the closest i ever seen him come to crying was when A&P Warehouse Liquors took their no-frills swill 'A&P Tudor Ale' off the market. he didn't talk for days, just stared at the black & white TV while munching the PathMark no frills equivalent of Cheez-It's and farting loudly whenever Mom tried to console him.
2012-11-16 09:29:18 PM  
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: [ image 468x250]

And he snorted Sno-Balls too.

/and mainlined Ho-Hos

2012-11-17 11:05:06 AM  
1 vote:
Or, put another way

Parasites killed the Hostess
2012-11-17 04:13:46 AM  
1 vote:
But without Hostess Twinkies, what will help Earth's mightiest superheroes catch supervillians?

/always thought it would be cool if someone photoshopped a Miracleman or Watchmen Twinkies ad.
2012-11-17 12:59:15 AM  
1 vote:
Twinkies, Ho-ho's and PBR?!

We need someone to get in front of a camera with all that, shouting "I'm white trash, and I'm in trouble!"

/god bless Trey Parker and Matt Stone
2012-11-17 12:10:32 AM  
1 vote:
They can just call them Suzy Booze
2012-11-16 11:41:33 PM  
1 vote:
Thud on top, I eat the Chocodile,
And ever since then I got disseminated.
Well it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

/at last, obscurity on Fark
2012-11-16 11:05:44 PM  
1 vote:

Some perspective on the Hostess debacle:

In the 60s a Drakes Ring Ding used to be 3x the size, cost 10 cents, and had to be refrigerated or else it would melt. In other words it was made with real chocolate. The Federal Reserve and it's money printing killed candy in this country LONG before any union placed the final straw.
2012-11-16 09:58:09 PM  
1 vote:
Little Debbie is better.
2012-11-16 09:56:35 PM  
1 vote:

Aar1012: So Twinkees will become Hipster food? Can hipsters be fat?

Makes wearing skinny jeans a real biatch.
2012-11-16 08:58:52 PM  
1 vote:

And he snorted Sno-Balls too.

/and mainlined Ho-Hos
2012-11-16 08:13:15 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-16 07:26:10 PM  
1 vote:
Think of the stoners. Washington and Colorado legalize weed and all of sudden there are no more Hostess products?

Way to step to the plate, PBR.
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