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2012-11-16 07:22:07 PM  
Could be a good fit, they get the cultural significance and they know how to do a turn around.
 
2012-11-16 07:26:10 PM  
Think of the stoners. Washington and Colorado legalize weed and all of sudden there are no more Hostess products?

Way to step to the plate, PBR.
 
2012-11-16 07:38:11 PM  
Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive.

Yep, just the name. No plants or employees, like PBR.
 
2012-11-16 07:52:00 PM  
"Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."

I'm sure the 18,500 employees will be so relieved.
 
2012-11-16 08:12:33 PM  
This was funnier the first time I saw it, but I still grin a bit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGSN7JVg1yQ

"Pabst Blue Ribbon. Buy American. Drink it y'asshole."
 
2012-11-16 08:13:15 PM  
 
2012-11-16 08:22:48 PM  
Yeah... Cause you know, that's what REALLY did them in.

farking money men and their farking money games. Hostess was a popular brand that was making money and putting Americans to work. Then the money men come in, and gamble with debt and the markets, while raping and gutting local/state/national economies. People get laid off, loose their way of life...all so some rich jackasses can have enough money to buy a polished gold turd bowl.

Then when they break their toy, they hand it over to their buddies who take a farking hammer to it, squeezing out the last of goddamn cents out of it.

And all that is left, pain and the sorrow of shadow of a company. A company sold a beloved product, served it's community and supported it's loyal workers with a good way of life.
 
2012-11-16 08:58:52 PM  
i.imgur.com

And he snorted Sno-Balls too.

/and mainlined Ho-Hos
 
2012-11-16 09:27:08 PM  
So hipsters will suddenly consume Ho-Hos and Twinkies?
 
2012-11-16 09:29:18 PM  

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x250]

And he snorted Sno-Balls too.

/and mainlined Ho-Hos


Tasty Kake? F*CK THAT SH*T! HOSTESS!
 
2012-11-16 09:34:17 PM  
To cheapen.
 
2012-11-16 09:43:59 PM  

jbuist: This was funnier the first time I saw it, but I still grin a bit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGSN7JVg1yQ

"Pabst Blue Ribbon. Buy American. Drink it y'asshole."


Farkin hysterical.
 
2012-11-16 09:44:28 PM  
So whick eBay buyers of the 'last' Twinkies feel like suckers now?

It's sad and funny that there will now be a Hostess without the Unions who went on strike in the first place. So now if any of them are hired by the new owners, the workers will have no bargaining power at all.
 
2012-11-16 09:45:43 PM  
"We have analyzed this opportunity very carefully for a few years now," Metropoulos said in an e-mail. "Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."

/Why is this surprising? Many American companies have closed down plants in the USA and gone to another country, and paid those poor bastards 2 bucks a day, if that.
 
2012-11-16 09:45:47 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Yeah... Cause you know, that's what REALLY did them in.

farking money men and their farking money games. Hostess was a popular brand that was making money and putting Americans to work. Then the money men come in, and gamble with debt and the markets, while raping and gutting local/state/national economies. People get laid off, loose their way of life...all so some rich jackasses can have enough money to buy a polished gold turd bowl.

Then when they break their toy, they hand it over to their buddies who take a farking hammer to it, squeezing out the last of goddamn cents out of it.

And all that is left, pain and the sorrow of shadow of a company. A company sold a beloved product, served it's community and supported it's loyal workers with a good way of life.


LOL. So much funnier if you read it in the voice of the guy in jbuist's link. "polished gold turd bowl!"
 
2012-11-16 09:48:03 PM  

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x250]

And he snorted Sno-Balls too.

/and mainlined Ho-Hos


Mommy... Mommy... Baby wants to fark a Twinkie.
 
2012-11-16 09:51:19 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: "We have analyzed this opportunity very carefully for a few years now," Metropoulos said in an e-mail. "Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."

/Why is this surprising? Many American companies have closed down plants in the USA and gone to another country, and paid those poor bastards 2 bucks a day, if that.



It's too bad that both sides make it so difficult to just give people fair, but not union-extortionate rates in a non-adversarial environment.
 
2012-11-16 09:52:31 PM  
So Twinkees will become Hipster food? Can hipsters be fat?
 
2012-11-16 09:53:40 PM  
"Our family would love to purchase these icronic brands," said Daren Metropoulos, a principal at the Greenwich, Connecticut-based firm, which paid $250 million for Pabst in 2010. "We are actively pursuing this deal as no doubt strategics will also."

FTFH
 
2012-11-16 09:55:22 PM  
Chocodiles.
 
2012-11-16 09:55:24 PM  
Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.
 
2012-11-16 09:56:22 PM  
my Dad was so cheap he would buy PBR's no frills label - Red, White & Blue. and that was upscale for him. the closest i ever seen him come to crying was when A&P Warehouse Liquors took their no-frills swill 'A&P Tudor Ale' off the market. he didn't talk for days, just stared at the black & white TV while munching the PathMark no frills equivalent of Cheez-It's and farting loudly whenever Mom tried to console him.
 
2012-11-16 09:56:35 PM  

Aar1012: So Twinkees will become Hipster food? Can hipsters be fat?


Makes wearing skinny jeans a real biatch.
 
2012-11-16 09:58:09 PM  
Little Debbie is better.
 
2012-11-16 09:59:34 PM  

Hand Banana: Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.


They went to ESL (extended shelf life) in the early 2000s... Shelf lives went from a week on cupcakes to 19 days.

/Got laid off today
//Maybe not the best management team I've ever worked with in my career, but by far, far far the worst union workers of any company I've worked for
 
2012-11-16 10:00:14 PM  

Hand Banana: Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.


Nah, the economy was so great back then people would buy anything.
/oh wait....
 
2012-11-16 10:03:21 PM  

Hand Banana: Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.


Don't think it's gonna happen. Good ingredients cost money.
 
2012-11-16 10:03:30 PM  
wa1.cdn.four.co.nz

PREEEEETY sure I asked you to get those chocodiles....
 
2012-11-16 10:16:47 PM  
Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.
 
2012-11-16 10:17:06 PM  
So farking suave
 
2012-11-16 10:21:28 PM  

skinink: So whick eBay buyers of the 'last' Twinkies feel like suckers now?

It's sad and funny that there will now be a Hostess without the Unions who went on strike in the first place. So now if any of them are hired by the new owners, the workers will have no bargaining power at all.


That slap in the face looks like it hurts. How does it feel?
 
2012-11-16 10:23:03 PM  

TheMightyTimmah: Hand Banana: Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.

They went to ESL (extended shelf life) in the early 2000s... Shelf lives went from a week on cupcakes to 19 days.

/Got laid off today
//Maybe not the best management team I've ever worked with in my career, but by far, far far the worst union workers of any company I've worked for


I am sorry you lost your job - it happened to me a few years ago after a buyout so I know how bad it sucks...
 
2012-11-16 10:24:59 PM  

simsite9: "Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."

I'm sure the 18,500 employees will be so relieved.


Maybe they should think about that before they go on strike and demand too much money.

This happens all the time at car dealership, dealer ask too much money, no get sale.
 
2012-11-16 10:25:48 PM  

smitty04: Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.


MIller is union mad beer (Teamsters) and I think the PBR line is UAW made.

http://www.unionplus.org/union-made/beers

So this might end up going back to union made work, assuming the contractor is union.

The idea of the union buying the bakeries isn't unheard of, if they did a co-op. The Steelworkers Union is partnering with Spanish co-operative conglomerate Mondragon to develop worker run and union represented cooperatives. http://www.usw.org/media_center/releases_advisories?id=0523

I think with money men killing industry, the only answer is for workers to buy it themselves, while still competing on the open market. That's market socialism, which gives the perks of self management and ownership, plus market competition, and instead of workers, it's useless money men left out in the cold.
 
2012-11-16 10:28:41 PM  
Hostess has been looking for a way out for a few years. Blaming their employees for actually wanting decent compensation is weak (and I am certainly not one to praise unions, in this case however it has merit)

And I miss chocodiles:(
BOOOO on you Hostess people
 
2012-11-16 10:31:40 PM  
Twinkies with beer mixed into the creme filling?
 
2012-11-16 10:35:19 PM  
Yes!
 
2012-11-16 10:36:25 PM  
Why stop there Coelacanth? Go whole hog and toss in some Mad Dog.

Fun times :)
 
2012-11-16 10:36:54 PM  
You could always get submarinos in a shop. They're the same thing.
 
2012-11-16 10:37:15 PM  
I'd be surprised if some larger company didn't buy the Twinkie brand (and a few others), somebody like General Mills, Bimbo, Kraft, ConAgra, etc.

Twinkies may go away for awhile, but they'll be back.

I'm a Ding Dong fan myself.
 
2012-11-16 10:38:54 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Yeah... Cause you know, that's what REALLY did them in.

farking money men and their farking money games. Hostess was a popular brand that was making money and putting Americans to work. Then the money men come in, and gamble with debt and the markets, while raping and gutting local/state/national economies. People get laid off, loose their way of life...all so some rich jackasses can have enough money to buy a polished gold turd bowl.

Then when they break their toy, they hand it over to their buddies who take a farking hammer to it, squeezing out the last of goddamn cents out of it.

And all that is left, pain and the sorrow of shadow of a company. A company sold a beloved product, served it's community and supported it's loyal workers with a good way of life.




You do know that the CEO is a big Dem contributor and Dick Gephart (former D politician) is half owner. Maybe you should read before you parrot the standard lib party line.
 
2012-11-16 10:39:48 PM  
Just what hipsters need, another source of manufactured smug.

/dad worked for Hostess until about 4 years ago.
//quit because they wouldn't let him fire a lazy piece of shiat employee because he was black.
///equal opportunity only works if the workers are equal.
 
2012-11-16 10:43:05 PM  

Sweater Girl: Hostess has been looking for a way out for a few years. Blaming their employees for actually wanting decent compensation is weak (and I am certainly not one to praise unions, in this case however it has merit)

And I miss chocodiles:(
BOOOO on you Hostess people


Absolutely. Any time you demand soo much money that the company cant survive and goes bankrupt, there is plenty of merit there.

98% of shiatty employees feel they are underpaid. They are simply mistaken.
 
2012-11-16 10:43:31 PM  
I'd actually be surprised if Google doesn't buy it. Seems they are doing their best to own everything else. At least it would be one less click after entering "Chocodiles+shipped+cost"
 
2012-11-16 10:46:21 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'd be surprised if some larger company didn't buy the Twinkie brand (and a few others), somebody like General Mills, Bimbo, Kraft, ConAgra, etc.

Twinkies may go away for awhile, but they'll be back.

I'm a Ding Dong fan myself.


twinkies would go away for about 10 minutes. There is entirely too much brand value to let it die.
 
2012-11-16 10:46:37 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: 98% of shiatty employees feel they are underpaid. They are simply mistaken.


I think that percentage may be a couple of points low.
 
2012-11-16 10:48:39 PM  
Seriously? No Ironic tag?
 
2012-11-16 10:48:43 PM  

coffee smells good: Darth_Lukecash: Yeah... Cause you know, that's what REALLY did them in.

farking money men and their farking money games. Hostess was a popular brand that was making money and putting Americans to work. Then the money men come in, and gamble with debt and the markets, while raping and gutting local/state/national economies. People get laid off, loose their way of life...all so some rich jackasses can have enough money to buy a polished gold turd bowl.

Then when they break their toy, they hand it over to their buddies who take a farking hammer to it, squeezing out the last of goddamn cents out of it.

And all that is left, pain and the sorrow of shadow of a company. A company sold a beloved product, served it's community and supported it's loyal workers with a good way of life.



You do know that the CEO is a big Dem contributor and Dick Gephart (former D politician) is half owner. Maybe you should read before you parrot the standard lib party line.


If I parrot the farking party line, then their behavior would be white washed. I stand with my fellow workers.

So fark them both. All the donation and (D) behind your farking name won't save you from my righteous wrath.

The fact that the CEO farking took a BIG ASS raise means he's not a farking liberal.

They shall be cast out, sent to the east of Eden.

Winter is coming.

So is the Lady Guillotine.
 
2012-11-16 10:50:55 PM  
Please save the French Toast Bagels!
 
2012-11-16 10:54:02 PM  
Nutsac_Jim

Not that I have a dog in the fight, but it's an attitude like yours that employees should be wary of.
It's odd that anyone who is 'above' the others is the first to place the blame on those others.
As in, the people THEY hired.
What does that say about them?
 
2012-11-16 10:58:37 PM  

Ed Willy: smitty04: Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.

MIller is union mad beer (Teamsters) and I think the PBR line is UAW made.

http://www.unionplus.org/union-made/beers

So this might end up going back to union made work, assuming the contractor is union.

The idea of the union buying the bakeries isn't unheard of, if they did a co-op. The Steelworkers Union is partnering with Spanish co-operative conglomerate Mondragon to develop worker run and union represented cooperatives. http://www.usw.org/media_center/releases_advisories?id=0523

I think with money men killing industry, the only answer is for workers to buy it themselves, while still competing on the open market. That's market socialism, which gives the perks of self management and ownership, plus market competition, and instead of workers, it's useless money men left out in the cold.


the average union worker doesn't have the ambition to be self-employed and be the risk-taker. They like to let someone else bargain for them and mindlessly play themselves as pawns in game of chess.

LOL unions are for slugs and thugs
 
2012-11-16 10:59:13 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: The fact that the CEO farking took a BIG ASS raise means he's not a farking liberal.


You mean like Bernie Madoff?
 
2012-11-16 11:04:34 PM  
Sweater Girl
I'd actually be surprised if Google doesn't buy it. Seems they are doing their best to own everything else. At least it would be one less click after entering "Chocodiles+shipped+cost"


We're getting Google fiber here. Why not a networked 3-d printer/oven? Full custom fresh baked snack cakes.

/i googled the coordinates from your profile. It reminded me of when we got a call from my niece - "We're in Elephant Butt!
 
2012-11-16 11:04:57 PM  

Sweater Girl: Nutsac_Jim

Not that I have a dog in the fight, but it's an attitude like yours that employees should be wary of.
It's odd that anyone who is 'above' the others is the first to place the blame on those others.
As in, the people THEY hired.
What does that say about them?


Were you trying to make a point?

What attitude? You mean the attitude that perhaps workers that demand so much money that a company can't survive might be a counter productive attitude?

Yeah, I'd be very wary of that attitude. We have an idiom in this land sounding suspiciously like "cutting off one's nose to spite one's face" for that one.
 
2012-11-16 11:05:44 PM  
ep.yimg.com

Some perspective on the Hostess debacle:

In the 60s a Drakes Ring Ding used to be 3x the size, cost 10 cents, and had to be refrigerated or else it would melt. In other words it was made with real chocolate. The Federal Reserve and it's money printing killed candy in this country LONG before any union placed the final straw.
 
2012-11-16 11:13:00 PM  

stirfrybry: Ed Willy: smitty04: Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.

MIller is union mad beer (Teamsters) and I think the PBR line is UAW made.

http://www.unionplus.org/union-made/beers

So this might end up going back to union made work, assuming the contractor is union.

The idea of the union buying the bakeries isn't unheard of, if they did a co-op. The Steelworkers Union is partnering with Spanish co-operative conglomerate Mondragon to develop worker run and union represented cooperatives. http://www.usw.org/media_center/releases_advisories?id=0523

I think with money men killing industry, the only answer is for workers to buy it themselves, while still competing on the open market. That's market socialism, which gives the perks of self management and ownership, plus market competition, and instead of workers, it's useless money men left out in the cold.

the average union worker doesn't have the ambition to be self-employed and be the risk-taker. They like to let someone else bargain for them and mindlessly play themselves as pawns in game of chess.

LOL unions are for slugs and thugs


So you some Atlas or Master of the Universe holding up the sky for us with your own company, or are you a wage slave to a boss?
 
2012-11-16 11:13:17 PM  
Great, now I have to go buy a giant box of Its-Its, thanks to this thread.
 
2012-11-16 11:17:42 PM  
When I was little, my daddy told me that if you ate more than twenty Twinkies during your lifetime, would not need to be embalmed after I die.

After I turned twenty one, he told me that if I drank more than a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon during my lifetime, my face would implode.

Thank god for Lucky Lager. There is a kindergarten education under each bottle cap.

/What, no sense of humor?
 
2012-11-16 11:21:01 PM  

Ed Willy: smitty04: Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.

MIller is union mad beer (Teamsters) and I think the PBR line is UAW made.

http://www.unionplus.org/union-made/beers

So this might end up going back to union made work, assuming the contractor is union.

The idea of the union buying the bakeries isn't unheard of, if they did a co-op. The Steelworkers Union is partnering with Spanish co-operative conglomerate Mondragon to develop worker run and union represented cooperatives. http://www.usw.org/media_center/releases_advisories?id=0523

I think with money men killing industry, the only answer is for workers to buy it themselves, while still competing on the open market. That's market socialism, which gives the perks of self management and ownership, plus market competition, and instead of workers, it's useless money men left out in the cold.


Why haven't workers bought more companies then, if it's such a great solution?
 
2012-11-16 11:22:40 PM  
It's gonna be a fun night.

Dear Jerk, you get it! Awesome. Actually not at those coordinates anymore but Butte is beautiful. Much more pleasant folks than TorC

Sack- No my point is towards the employer. It's not like someone walks in on their first day of work and says GIMME MORE MONEY.
If you can't screen people properly, don't gripe afterwards. At the same time..be fair. If you are hiring someone to take the blame at least sack up and tell them.
 
2012-11-16 11:28:17 PM  

strobe: [ep.yimg.com image 797x321]

Some perspective on the Hostess debacle:

In the 60s a Drakes Ring Ding used to be 3x the size, cost 10 cents, and had to be refrigerated or else it would melt. In other words it was made with real chocolate. The Federal Reserve and it's money printing killed candy in this country LONG before any union placed the final straw.


What?
Never refriged Ring Dings. OR Funny Bones.
 
2012-11-16 11:28:37 PM  
Oh Susie Q
Oh Susie Q
Oh Susie Q
Baby I love you Susie Q
 
2012-11-16 11:30:08 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive.

Yep, just the name. No plants or employees, like PBR.


Yup. Dick move. Chinese Twinkies.
 
2012-11-16 11:41:33 PM  
Thud on top, I eat the Chocodile,
And ever since then I got disseminated.
Well it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

/at last, obscurity on Fark
 
2012-11-16 11:42:23 PM  
This whole debacle makes me chuckle. Hostess called their bluff and walked away a winner. All those people put themselves out of work while the owners cashed out and won.
 
2012-11-16 11:44:05 PM  
I wonder if I'm the only person in America who's never eaten a Twinkie, Ding Dong, or anything like that. Just never had the desire to, at all.
 
2012-11-16 11:47:01 PM  
My cosmic brownies are safe, right? Mmm.
 
2012-11-16 11:47:24 PM  
Breakfast of champions....

www.wideawakeinwonderland.com
 
2012-11-16 11:50:09 PM  

astouffer: Hostess called their bluff and walked away a winner. All those people put themselves out of work while the owners cashed out and won.


They thought they could have their cake and eat it too.

Stands to reason I suppose.

VTGremlin: I wonder if I'm the only person in America who's never eaten a Twinkie, Ding Dong, or anything like that.


Yes you are.
 
2012-11-16 11:50:24 PM  

stirfrybry: Ed Willy: smitty04: Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.

MIller is union mad beer (Teamsters) and I think the PBR line is UAW made.

http://www.unionplus.org/union-made/beers

So this might end up going back to union made work, assuming the contractor is union.

The idea of the union buying the bakeries isn't unheard of, if they did a co-op. The Steelworkers Union is partnering with Spanish co-operative conglomerate Mondragon to develop worker run and union represented cooperatives. http://www.usw.org/media_center/releases_advisories?id=0523

I think with money men killing industry, the only answer is for workers to buy it themselves, while still competing on the open market. That's market socialism, which gives the perks of self management and ownership, plus market competition, and instead of workers, it's useless money men left out in the cold.

the average union worker doesn't have the ambition to be self-employed and be the risk-taker. They like to let someone else bargain for them and mindlessly play themselves as pawns in game of chess.

LOL unions are for slugs and thugs


Or like 3 of my uncles, they don't have Mommy and Daddy to give them a loan to start a business (their parents, my Grandparents, fled Poland after WWII with pretty much nothing).

BTW 2 of them *do* own their own businesses now - bc after they got out of the military union work gave them a decent wage so they could save up and do just that. One of them is still union (sheetmetal workers, does his own HVAC and owns rentals).
 
2012-11-17 12:05:33 AM  

strobe: Some perspective on the Hostess debacle:

In the 60s a Drakes Ring Ding used to be 3x the size, cost 10 cents, and had to be refrigerated or else it would melt. In other words it was made with real chocolate. The Federal Reserve and it's money printing killed candy in this country LONG before any union placed the final straw.


cookie-monster-ron-paul.jpg
 
2012-11-17 12:07:10 AM  

skinink: So whick eBay buyers of the 'last' Twinkies feel like suckers now?

It's sad and funny that there will now be a Hostess without the Unions who went on strike in the first place. So now if any of them are hired by the new owners, the workers will have no bargaining power at all.


Don't be so sure.
 
2012-11-17 12:09:08 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-17 12:10:32 AM  
They can just call them Suzy Booze
 
2012-11-17 12:11:01 AM  
Hey don't knock PBR. It is the best of the cheap swill. Don't knock twinkies. They're the best of the cheap food swill.
 
2012-11-17 12:11:41 AM  

TreeHugger: Thud on top, I eat the Chocodile,
And ever since then I got disseminated.
Well it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

/at last, obscurity on Fark


Soul Coughing is not obscure.

/you get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
 
2012-11-17 12:13:57 AM  

HotWingAgenda: TreeHugger: Thud on top, I eat the Chocodile,
And ever since then I got disseminated.
Well it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

/at last, obscurity on Fark

Soul Coughing is not obscure.

/you get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists


//white.... girl.
 
2012-11-17 12:23:08 AM  
Evan Metropoulos, CEO of PBR was teh CEO of Bumble Bee when he was 16 years old. Pretty amazing. Howard Stern used to have him on all the time because he was amazed tha a kid that young could be a CEO of a major company.
 
2012-11-17 12:24:09 AM  
I have never purchased any of these products in my life. I've maybe tasted one of them before. But I'm not even sure about that.

Is it possible people like the idea of something called a HoHo, but not actually paying for and eating it?
 
2012-11-17 12:33:06 AM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Ed Willy: smitty04: Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.

MIller is union mad beer (Teamsters) and I think the PBR line is UAW made.

http://www.unionplus.org/union-made/beers

So this might end up going back to union made work, assuming the contractor is union.

The idea of the union buying the bakeries isn't unheard of, if they did a co-op. The Steelworkers Union is partnering with Spanish co-operative conglomerate Mondragon to develop worker run and union represented cooperatives. http://www.usw.org/media_center/releases_advisories?id=0523

I think with money men killing industry, the only answer is for workers to buy it themselves, while still competing on the open market. That's market socialism, which gives the perks of self management and ownership, plus market competition, and instead of workers, it's useless money men left out in the cold.

Why haven't workers bought more companies then, if it's such a great solution?


There are many operations that do exist, usually on a small level (a large example would be Mondragon) and capital markers haven't matured yet to free it open. It is bigger in the third world, so much so that the UN has name 2012 the year of the Co-operative.

Even Ronald Reagan endorsed such an idea where employees become part of the ownership as a way to increase liberty.
 
2012-11-17 12:33:59 AM  
a union tried to take over my food coop, where I work, and we crushed the UCFW's dream of getting a big ol fat check every month for doing absolutely nothing. my wage, insurance/benefits, and job security are by far better than any of their propaganda contracts they showed....Felt great to tell them to go fark themselves, even after the union eliminating as many no votes as they could. Staff that worked there for more than a decade or two.

FARK you UCFW local 555....hope you lose the other two thirds of your assets this year ya crooks.hahahahahahahahahahahaha
http://www.mailtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20120825/NEWS/2 0 8250310

"About a dozen of the co-op's staff, whose status the union deemed managerial, were excluded from voting in the election. The votes of six other assistant managers would have been counted only had the final tally been within six votes."
 
2012-11-17 12:40:24 AM  

VTGremlin: I wonder if I'm the only person in America who's never eaten a Twinkie, Ding Dong, or anything like that. Just never had the desire to, at all.


I'm pretty sure I haven't eaten a Twinkie before either. Not many snack cakes in general for that matter, just don't care for them much.
 
2012-11-17 12:44:09 AM  

Ed Willy: Debeo Summa Credo: Ed Willy: smitty04: Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.

MIller is union mad beer (Teamsters) and I think the PBR line is UAW made.

http://www.unionplus.org/union-made/beers

So this might end up going back to union made work, assuming the contractor is union.

The idea of the union buying the bakeries isn't unheard of, if they did a co-op. The Steelworkers Union is partnering with Spanish co-operative conglomerate Mondragon to develop worker run and union represented cooperatives. http://www.usw.org/media_center/releases_advisories?id=0523

I think with money men killing industry, the only answer is for workers to buy it themselves, while still competing on the open market. That's market socialism, which gives the perks of self management and ownership, plus market competition, and instead of workers, it's useless money men left out in the cold.

Why haven't workers bought more companies then, if it's such a great solution?

There are many operations that do exist, usually on a small level (a large example would be Mondragon) and capital markers haven't matured yet to free it open. It is bigger in the third world, so much so that the UN has name 2012 the year of the Co-operative.

Even Ronald Reagan endorsed such an idea where employees become part of the ownership as a way to increase liberty.


WinCo Foods is an employee owned company that is kicking the ever living shiat out of every single grocery store chain they compete against. Even WalMart loses when WinCo moves in.

WinCo is vehemently anti-union. They pay a good wage, have good benefits and for the most part make sound business decisions. Their growth feeds the company I work for which keeps food on the table for my kids. This because they refuse to work with unions. Fark unions. Unions would make my kids starve.

/biased and proud of it
//fark unions
///fark unions again for good measure
 
2012-11-17 12:45:06 AM  
scr*w the twinky, let it die.

Now the Snowball on the other hand...
 
2012-11-17 12:47:19 AM  

Yamaneko2: skinink: So whick eBay buyers of the 'last' Twinkies feel like suckers now?

It's sad and funny that there will now be a Hostess without the Unions who went on strike in the first place. So now if any of them are hired by the new owners, the workers will have no bargaining power at all.

Don't be so sure.


The UnionPlus website states that Pabst is brewed by workers in the UAW.
 
2012-11-17 12:48:15 AM  

pyrotek85: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7438780/80751215#c80751215" target="_blank">VTGremlin</a>:</b> <i>I wonder if I'm the only person in America who's never eaten a Twinkie, Ding Dong, or anything like that. Just never had the desire to, at all.</i>

I'm pretty sure I haven't eaten a Twinkie before either. Not many snack cakes in general for that matter, just don't care for them much.


You two helped put 18,000 people out of work with that attitude. You better start supporting merica by consuming high calorie food junk food.
 
2012-11-17 12:59:15 AM  
Twinkies, Ho-ho's and PBR?!

We need someone to get in front of a camera with all that, shouting "I'm white trash, and I'm in trouble!"

/god bless Trey Parker and Matt Stone
 
2012-11-17 01:05:08 AM  
Sheeples put themselves out of work. I'm sure the union folks are crying in their beds right now, belonging to a hotel, that they're writing off for the expenses on your dues....twice, probably.
 
2012-11-17 01:08:44 AM  
I would go out and buy a Twinkie that came with the original banana-flavored filling. Until the, I can't be arsed
 
2012-11-17 01:11:15 AM  

simsite9: "Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."

I'm sure the 18,500 employees will be so relieved.


They decided they wanted a 100% pay cut instead of an 8%. At this point I don't think the company gives a flying fark how relieved they feel.
 
2012-11-17 01:30:27 AM  

farkinlovit: Sheeples put themselves out of work. I'm sure the union folks are crying in their beds right now, belonging to a hotel, that they're writing off for the expenses on your dues....twice, probably.


You seem like the sheeple here. Company triples the pay of the CEO and jacks executive pay rates after bankruptcy. They offer a shiat contract to the union and close down when it is not accepted. PBR owner mentions they've been watching the company for years, and now act when they can dump unions and old factories onto communities. Let's keep an eye on the CEo and execs and see if they don't get jobs/consultant gigs with the new corporate owners.
 
2012-11-17 01:36:17 AM  

Fade2black: They decided they wanted a 100% pay cut instead of an 8%. At this point I don't think the company gives a flying fark how relieved they feel.


and if hostess hadn't been mismanaged it would be doing fine and there'd be no talk of pay cuts. Also how about the execs getting pay raises while the company is in trouble? Or are the people who drove the company into the ground not to be blamed?
 
2012-11-17 01:39:26 AM  

Ed Willy: farkinlovit: Sheeples put themselves out of work. I'm sure the union folks are crying in their beds right now, belonging to a hotel, that they're writing off for the expenses on your dues....twice, probably.

You seem like the sheeple here. Company triples the pay of the CEO and jacks executive pay rates after bankruptcy. They offer a shiat contract to the union and close down when it is not accepted. PBR owner mentions they've been watching the company for years, and now act when they can dump unions and old factories onto communities. Let's keep an eye on the CEo and execs and see if they don't get jobs/consultant gigs with the new corporate owners.


exactly why there isn't a CEO that pays me. noone forced you into a union job.......or did they??? FARK: I work at a community owned workplace that takes very good care of me. that was my choice. I pay 59 bucks a month pre tax to insure my kid with better insurance than any union contract. show me one, and I'll gladly still not sign up. Fark unions, you made the bed you're gonna sleep in. The actual union employees are wining, dining, and rooming on your dime feeling GRRRREEEATT about themselves.
 
2012-11-17 01:41:28 AM  
Wait.... What?
 
2012-11-17 01:41:36 AM  

farkinlovit: noone forced you into a union job.......or did they???


No one forced the execs of Hostess to manage it into bankruptcy, twice.
 
2012-11-17 01:54:01 AM  

Ed Willy: smitty04: Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.

MIller is union mad beer (Teamsters) and I think the PBR line is UAW made.

http://www.unionplus.org/union-made/beers

So this might end up going back to union made work, assuming the contractor is union.

The idea of the union buying the bakeries isn't unheard of, if they did a co-op. The Steelworkers Union is partnering with Spanish co-operative conglomerate Mondragon to develop worker run and union represented cooperatives. http://www.usw.org/media_center/releases_advisories?id=0523

I think with money men killing industry, the only answer is for workers to buy it themselves, while still competing on the open market. That's market socialism, which gives the perks of self management and ownership, plus market competition, and instead of workers, it's useless money men left out in the cold.


I'm actually really supportive of this idea. If done correctly it breaks the paradigm of money being pulled out of the economy through goods sold to the lower and middle classes (produced by their own labor, btw) and the value being diverted to the upper classes and investors.

Btw, if you are curious - look into how Valve runs their enterprise. To me it seems like a sensible way to extract and retain value from a work force inside a high tech environment.
 
2012-11-17 02:04:30 AM  
Current job is union. Normally don't care for unions, as they always sound whiny, and my father's experiences with them (see above csb) left much to be desired. However, working a job where I'm routinely exposed to saliva, blood and other bodily fluids, and 90% of the employees only have a basic grasp of the english language, having a union is fairly crucial. We're negotiating our contract tomorrow, and if we're lucky, we might finally get a direct deposit option.

Unions aren't always the problem, sometimes it's mismanaging dicks that refuse to bend to reasonable requests.
 
2012-11-17 02:09:16 AM  

chaosweaver: Current job is union. Normally don't care for unions, as they always sound whiny, and my father's experiences with them (see above csb) left much to be desired. However, working a job where I'm routinely exposed to saliva, blood and other bodily fluids, and 90% of the employees only have a basic grasp of the english language, having a union is fairly crucial. We're negotiating our contract tomorrow, and if we're lucky, we might finally get a direct deposit option.

Unions aren't always the problem, sometimes it's mismanaging dicks that refuse to bend to reasonable requests.


You make a good point most union basher forget - it's not all about money. Hell, PATCO wasn't about wages (those are set by Congress and can't be got by bargaining). Working conditions are important, especially safety
 
2012-11-17 02:17:30 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: hipster



Aar1012: So Twinkees will become Hipster food? Can hipsters be fat?


Like as if, everybody knows DIng Dongs are the way to go, wrapped in recyclable foil, and not earth killing plastics.
 
2012-11-17 02:32:22 AM  

Hand Banana: Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.


You're not imagining. :(
 
2012-11-17 03:09:44 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Hand Banana: Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.

You're not imagining. :(


They were also bigger.
 
2012-11-17 03:11:42 AM  

Coelacanth: Twinkies with beer creme liquor mixed into the creme filling?


FTFY
 
2012-11-17 03:17:56 AM  
If the company can't afford to live up to its obligations to its workers, then it has a flawed business plan and either go through bankruptcy or liquidate. Bankruptcy should not be used to shed obligations to the people who make the business run.

I believe that a company that hires employees assumes a social obligation to maintain wage parity and ensure that their employees can maintain themselves and their families at the level to which they are accustomed. Otherwise, that business is worthless in my book. Close it down or restructure, but most importantly make sure that the executive levels are gutted and new blood brought in to run the company. The people whose families should suffer are those who made the critical mistakes, which is almost always at the executive level. If that's not possible, liquidate it. Chop it up and sell the pieces to companies that are well-run and able to meet their obligations to all concerned.
 
2012-11-17 03:18:55 AM  
Right now on eBay 3 10ct. boxes of Twinkies...current bid...$152 with 29 bids. WTF is wrong with people?
 
2012-11-17 03:23:09 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: Right now on eBay 3 10ct. boxes of Twinkies...current bid...$152 with 29 bids. WTF is wrong with people?


I dunno, but I should get in on this. The stores around here are still fully stocked.
 
2012-11-17 03:25:01 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: You're not imagining. :(


Seconded. I've cut out of my diet just about every snack and treat I liked as a kid because the recipes/formulas have all changed and they're just...wrong. Texture is damp rather than moist or squishy instead of crumbly, they often taste of cloying sweetness instead of the flavor advertised (and some chocolate flavors taste strangely like molasses instead), less filling if there is one, sizes have been reduced, and a few other things that I'm too tired to think of right now. I'm not a health fanatic by far, but I do try to eat well (because I'd rather skip a meal/snack rather than run an extra half hour :D), and if I'm going to snack I'd rather it not be bad for me. But I grew up in the 80s, so I'm not sure how much some snacks had by that time already changed drastically from their original formulation. :-\
 
2012-11-17 03:33:35 AM  

NobleHam: Igor Jakovsky: Right now on eBay 3 10ct. boxes of Twinkies...current bid...$152 with 29 bids. WTF is wrong with people?

I dunno, but I should get in on this. The stores around here are still fully stocked.


I honestly thought the same thing. Buy some boxes and make a little extra cash for the holidays. If they don't sell, fark it, I got some twinkies. Individual boxes are going for $30+ dollars. Don't get the chocolate filled ones though. It seems like no one wants those.
 
2012-11-17 03:38:02 AM  

L33t Squirrel: ExperianScaresCthulhu: You're not imagining. :(

Seconded. I've cut out of my diet just about every snack and treat I liked as a kid because the recipes/formulas have all changed and they're just...wrong. Texture is damp rather than moist or squishy instead of crumbly, they often taste of cloying sweetness instead of the flavor advertised (and some chocolate flavors taste strangely like molasses instead), less filling if there is one, sizes have been reduced, and a few other things that I'm too tired to think of right now. I'm not a health fanatic by far, but I do try to eat well (because I'd rather skip a meal/snack rather than run an extra half hour :D), and if I'm going to snack I'd rather it not be bad for me. But I grew up in the 80s, so I'm not sure how much some snacks had by that time already changed drastically from their original formulation. :-\


You're 100% right. A lot of it has to do with the introduction of corn syrup. I don't know one food product that has ever been improved by corn syrup.
 
2012-11-17 03:44:59 AM  

Coelacanth: L33t Squirrel: ExperianScaresCthulhu: You're not imagining. :(

Seconded. I've cut out of my diet just about every snack and treat I liked as a kid because the recipes/formulas have all changed and they're just...wrong. Texture is damp rather than moist or squishy instead of crumbly, they often taste of cloying sweetness instead of the flavor advertised (and some chocolate flavors taste strangely like molasses instead), less filling if there is one, sizes have been reduced, and a few other things that I'm too tired to think of right now. I'm not a health fanatic by far, but I do try to eat well (because I'd rather skip a meal/snack rather than run an extra half hour :D), and if I'm going to snack I'd rather it not be bad for me. But I grew up in the 80s, so I'm not sure how much some snacks had by that time already changed drastically from their original formulation. :-\

You're 100% right. A lot of it has to do with the introduction of corn syrup. I don't know one food product that has ever been improved by corn syrup.


Chocolate ganache. Only reason, ever, I've ever used corn syrup in a recipe. It did help, though.

And I haven't used it since since I refuse to buy it. For some f--ked up reason a roommate bought it.

/Alton Brown recommended
 
2012-11-17 04:13:46 AM  
But without Hostess Twinkies, what will help Earth's mightiest superheroes catch supervillians?



/always thought it would be cool if someone photoshopped a Miracleman or Watchmen Twinkies ad.
 
2012-11-17 04:16:25 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Whoops, I meant to put in this image.

/But I was foiled again by delicious Hostess Twinkies and Hostess Fruit Pies!
 
2012-11-17 04:19:23 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: Yeah... Cause you know, that's what REALLY did them in.

farking money men and their farking money games. Hostess was a popular brand that was making money and putting Americans to work. Then the money men come in, and gamble with debt and the markets, while raping and gutting local/state/national economies. People get laid off, loose their way of life...all so some rich jackasses can have enough money to buy a polished gold turd bowl.

Then when they break their toy, they hand it over to their buddies who take a farking hammer to it, squeezing out the last of goddamn cents out of it.

And all that is left, pain and the sorrow of shadow of a company. A company sold a beloved product, served it's community and supported it's loyal workers with a good way of life.


I'd like to see some actual numbers before I pass judgment. I don't actually believe in corporate raiders who rape companies just to shut them down. There are greedy investors who don't know how to run things but what about market conditions?

Who the hell eats that crap anyway? It's not stoners - I'm told they eat Cheetohs exclusively. People are generally more health conscious these days. They noticed and acknowledged that they're getting fat. Is there even a whole grain version of Twinkies? I think not. It's been at least 25 years since I ate a Hostess product, probably longer.

It's garbage food. I'm not aware of anyone who eats that crap. I don't even know where it is (or was) in the grocery store.
 
2012-11-17 04:20:57 AM  

Nutsac_Jim: Sweater Girl: Hostess has been looking for a way out for a few years. Blaming their employees for actually wanting decent compensation is weak (and I am certainly not one to praise unions, in this case however it has merit)

And I miss chocodiles:(
BOOOO on you Hostess people

Absolutely. Any time you demand soo much money that the company cant survive and goes bankrupt, there is plenty of merit there.

98% of shiatty employees feel they are underpaid. They are simply mistaken.


This has nothing to do with management getting 230-300% raises last year does it?
 
2012-11-17 06:06:45 AM  
Someone should invent a time machine and see what a twinkie used to taste like. Really, they used to taste like something other than greasy straw.
 
2012-11-17 09:50:56 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Coelacanth: L33t Squirrel: ExperianScaresCthulhu: You're not imagining. :(

Seconded. I've cut out of my diet just about every snack and treat I liked as a kid because the recipes/formulas have all changed and they're just...wrong. Texture is damp rather than moist or squishy instead of crumbly, they often taste of cloying sweetness instead of the flavor advertised (and some chocolate flavors taste strangely like molasses instead), less filling if there is one, sizes have been reduced, and a few other things that I'm too tired to think of right now. I'm not a health fanatic by far, but I do try to eat well (because I'd rather skip a meal/snack rather than run an extra half hour :D), and if I'm going to snack I'd rather it not be bad for me. But I grew up in the 80s, so I'm not sure how much some snacks had by that time already changed drastically from their original formulation. :-\

You're 100% right. A lot of it has to do with the introduction of corn syrup. I don't know one food product that has ever been improved by corn syrup.

Chocolate ganache. Only reason, ever, I've ever used corn syrup in a recipe. It did help, though.

And I haven't used it since since I refuse to buy it. For some f--ked up reason a roommate bought it.

/Alton Brown recommended


Corn syrup, the stuff in the baking aisle has legitimate culinary uses.
HFCS is an industrial sweetner and not the same thing.

Fear not the Kayo. Alton will not lie to you.
 
2012-11-17 10:44:42 AM  
i60.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-17 10:58:58 AM  

skinink: So whick eBay buyers of the 'last' Twinkies feel like suckers now?

It's sad and funny that there will now be a Hostess without the Unions who went on strike in the first place. So now if any of them are hired by the new owners, the workers will have no bargaining power at all.


CSB: I once worked for 7up in Flint MI. If you've ever been to Flint, you know it's a disgusting shiathole with a collective reverence for all things union. The bottling plant had been literally run into the ground by a group of theives masquerading as a minority owned business (Mel Farr, Al Bennett, and Charlie Wells). The mobsters, er, Teamsters were the labor, and you have never seen such a motley crew of idiots doing everything they possibly could to get more money for doing less work. It was a daily occurrence for many of the workers to be drunk and/or stoned on the job. I don't know how many times I tried to explain to them that this gravy train would not last forever, but my pleas fell on deaf (and dumb) ears.

One day, not unexpectedly to me, anyway, everyone showed up to locked doors. The operation had been sold to an independent bottler, who planned to resume operations within a week, with no union. Folks who were previous employees were invited to re-apply for the new business. As the process started, the Teamster reps were on hand to ensure that they got their union dues from the LAST CHECKS the workers would receive. The Teamsters had armed thugs (ex-corrupt sheriffs, the Florida boys) on hand, and they literally waded past the now-unemployed former union members (who begged them for an explanation and/or succor) without saying a word. They collected their money and made promises that they would "crush" the new owners with a boycott. It never happened.

ANYWAY, as the former workers came in to "interview" for their old positions, you have never seen such a pathetic group of idiots. Those who, not two weeks prior, had openly and brazenly berated management now sat like doe-eyed newborns, hoping to get their jobs back...hoping to shake the feeding hands they had JUST BITTEN. It was just priceless.

/no sympathy for Hostess workers
//idiots
///PBR brewed by Miller; workers are UAW, at least in Cincy
 
2012-11-17 11:04:06 AM  
Set the Union on fire and everything will be good
 
2012-11-17 11:05:06 AM  
Or, put another way

Parasites killed the Hostess
 
2012-11-17 11:05:17 AM  

Nutsac_Jim: simsite9: "Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."

I'm sure the 18,500 employees will be so relieved.

Maybe they should think about that before they go on strike and demand too much money.

This happens all the time at car dealership, dealer ask too much money, no get sale.


The Union representing only 5000 of the 18000 laid off agreed to reduced salaries and reduced benefits back in September. Their CEO stated that the suppy exceeded the demand for his products as well as his competitors. In a shrinking market he decided to cash out fire 18000 people.
 
2012-11-17 11:10:52 AM  
The Union representing only 5.000 of the 18,000 laid off workers agreed to reduced salaries and reduced benefits back in September. Their CEO stated that the suppy exceeded the demand for his products as well as his competitors. In a shrinking market he decided to cash out & fire 18,000 people. That probably reduced Union from 7% of the US workforce. Race to the bottom!!!!
 
2012-11-17 11:30:13 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Ed Willy: Debeo Summa Credo: Ed Willy: smitty04: Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.

MIller is union mad beer (Teamsters) and I think the PBR line is UAW made.

http://www.unionplus.org/union-made/beers

So this might end up going back to union made work, assuming the contractor is union.

The idea of the union buying the bakeries isn't unheard of, if they did a co-op. The Steelworkers Union is partnering with Spanish co-operative conglomerate Mondragon to develop worker run and union represented cooperatives. http://www.usw.org/media_center/releases_advisories?id=0523

I think with money men killing industry, the only answer is for workers to buy it themselves, while still competing on the open market. That's market socialism, which gives the perks of self management and ownership, plus market competition, and instead of workers, it's useless money men left out in the cold.

Why haven't workers bought more companies then, if it's such a great solution?

There are many operations that do exist, usually on a small level (a large example would be Mondragon) and capital markers haven't matured yet to free it open. It is bigger in the third world, so much so that the UN has name 2012 the year of the Co-operative.

Even Ronald Reagan endorsed such an idea where employees become part of the ownership as a way to increase liberty.

WinCo Foods is an employee owned company that is kicking the ever living shiat out of every single grocery store chain they compete against. Even WalMart loses when WinCo moves in.

WinCo is vehemently anti-union. They pay a good wage, have good benefits and for the most part make sound business decisions. Their growth feeds the company I work for which keeps food on the table for my kids. This because they refuse to work with unions. Fark unions. Unions would make my kids starve.

/biased and proud of it
//fark unions
///fark unions again for good measure


93% of American workers are non-union. So you're blaming all these problems on 7% of the workforce? It doesn't add up.
 
2012-11-17 11:36:33 AM  

farkinlovit: Ed Willy: farkinlovit: Sheeples put themselves out of work. I'm sure the union folks are crying in their beds right now, belonging to a hotel, that they're writing off for the expenses on your dues....twice, probably.

You seem like the sheeple here. Company triples the pay of the CEO and jacks executive pay rates after bankruptcy. They offer a shiat contract to the union and close down when it is not accepted. PBR owner mentions they've been watching the company for years, and now act when they can dump unions and old factories onto communities. Let's keep an eye on the CEo and execs and see if they don't get jobs/consultant gigs with the new corporate owners.

exactly why there isn't a CEO that pays me. noone forced you into a union job.......or did they??? FARK: I work at a community owned workplace that takes very good care of me. that was my choice. I pay 59 bucks a month pre tax to insure my kid with better insurance than any union contract. show me one, and I'll gladly still not sign up. Fark unions, you made the bed you're gonna sleep in. The actual union employees are wining, dining, and rooming on your dime feeling GRRRREEEATT about themselves.


Their Union agreed to the contract of reduced wages & reduced benefits back in Sept. 18,000 Americans out of work right before Thanksgiving. And your cheering?
 
2012-11-17 11:40:36 AM  

farkinlovit: Sheeples put themselves out of work. I'm sure the union folks are crying in their beds right now, belonging to a hotel, that they're writing off for the expenses on your dues....twice, probably.


18,000 Americans just lost their jobs right before Thanksgiving. And you're happy about it? You're not the CEO who cashed out, so why are you so thrilled that HE's getting richer?
 
2012-11-17 11:48:06 AM  

BolloxReader: If the company can't afford to live up to its obligations to its workers, then it has a flawed business plan and either go through bankruptcy or liquidate. Bankruptcy should not be used to shed obligations to the people who make the business run.

I believe that a company that hires employees assumes a social obligation to maintain wage parity and ensure that their employees can maintain themselves and their families at the level to which they are accustomed. Otherwise, that business is worthless in my book. Close it down or restructure, but most importantly make sure that the executive levels are gutted and new blood brought in to run the company. The people whose families should suffer are those who made the critical mistakes, which is almost always at the executive level. If that's not possible, liquidate it. Chop it up and sell the pieces to companies that are well-run and able to meet their obligations to all concerned.


Right! These days it's always blame the worker. Not the executives who just fired 18,000 workers right before the holidays. Nobody seems to dislike the products....Just the workers making them?
 
2012-11-17 11:50:51 AM  

Perducci: Bit'O'Gristle: "We have analyzed this opportunity very carefully for a few years now," Metropoulos said in an e-mail. "Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."

/Why is this surprising? Many American companies have closed down plants in the USA and gone to another country, and paid those poor bastards 2 bucks a day, if that.


It's too bad that both sides make it so difficult to just give people fair, but not union-extortionate rates in a non-adversarial environment.


A living wage and health care are so extortionate.
 
2012-11-17 11:55:40 AM  

Happy Hours: Darth_Lukecash: Yeah... Cause you know, that's what REALLY did them in.

farking money men and their farking money games. Hostess was a popular brand that was making money and putting Americans to work. Then the money men come in, and gamble with debt and the markets, while raping and gutting local/state/national economies. People get laid off, loose their way of life...all so some rich jackasses can have enough money to buy a polished gold turd bowl.

Then when they break their toy, they hand it over to their buddies who take a farking hammer to it, squeezing out the last of goddamn cents out of it.

And all that is left, pain and the sorrow of shadow of a company. A company sold a beloved product, served it's community and supported it's loyal workers with a good way of life.

I'd like to see some actual numbers before I pass judgment. I don't actually believe in corporate raiders who rape companies just to shut them down. There are greedy investors who don't know how to run things but what about market conditions?

Who the hell eats that crap anyway? It's not stoners - I'm told they eat Cheetohs exclusively. People are generally more health conscious these days. They noticed and acknowledged that they're getting fat. Is there even a whole grain version of Twinkies? I think not. It's been at least 25 years since I ate a Hostess product, probably longer.

It's garbage food. I'm not aware of anyone who eats that crap. I don't even know where it is (or was) in the grocery store.


That's exactly the problem, people don't eat this crap as much as they used to. The CEO said it on CNN "we're overproduction and so are our competitors" market saturation built on a business model outdated in the 21st century.and the opportunists blame the 18,000 who lost their jobs before the holidays not the management who will make millions.
 
2012-11-17 12:31:35 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Coelacanth: L33t Squirrel: ExperianScaresCthulhu: You're not imagining. :(

Seconded. I've cut out of my diet just about every snack and treat I liked as a kid because the recipes/formulas have all changed and they're just...wrong. Texture is damp rather than moist or squishy instead of crumbly, they often taste of cloying sweetness instead of the flavor advertised (and some chocolate flavors taste strangely like molasses instead), less filling if there is one, sizes have been reduced, and a few other things that I'm too tired to think of right now. I'm not a health fanatic by far, but I do try to eat well (because I'd rather skip a meal/snack rather than run an extra half hour :D), and if I'm going to snack I'd rather it not be bad for me. But I grew up in the 80s, so I'm not sure how much some snacks had by that time already changed drastically from their original formulation. :-\

You're 100% right. A lot of it has to do with the introduction of corn syrup. I don't know one food product that has ever been improved by corn syrup.

Chocolate ganache. Only reason, ever, I've ever used corn syrup in a recipe. It did help, though.

And I haven't used it since since I refuse to buy it. For some f--ked up reason a roommate bought it.

/Alton Brown recommended


If you're making any sort of sugar syrup, mixing in a little corn syrup will prevent it from crystallizing. Useful, for instance, if you're making homemade chocolate syrup.
 
2012-11-17 02:59:29 PM  
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