Well, if the weapons were only directed at the screen it could have substantially improved the quality of the presentation.

Ebenator: This dude needs help

That's why he bought two tickets, I'm assuming.

FTFA: The statement also said that Lammers "got to thinking about it," and decided that he could shoot also innocent people at the local Walmart he would be able to break the glass cases and grab more ammo, according to authorities.

What an elegantly structured sentence. How professional.

To be fair, gunpowder is kind of sparkly.

They averted a shooting at a Twilight movie?

Mashaka: "A Bolivar police officer approached Lammers at a Sonic restaurant and coaxed him to the stationhouse without incident."

This is article is starting out well - now to read on...

What did he do, lay a trail of french fries?

Curse of the Goth Kids: "Blaec Lammers"




Nice read, Velma.

Ed Finnerty: To be fair, gunpowder is kind of sparkly.

That's "twinkle," sparky. *)

Some days I feel cut off working from home and playing golf a lot. I don't get enough exercise, I wish I could meet more cute girls my age, I think I spend too much money on a particular hobby.

Other days, I'm damn glad that I talk to clients on the phone and can spent a few hours on a golf course never interacting with another human.

Mercy killings?

Someone Please tell me that Wesley Snipes just got out of prison!!!

Also, obligatory: 

"A Bolivar police officer approached Lammers at a Sonic restaurant and coaxed him to the stationhouse without incident."

This is article is starting out well - now to read on...