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(Huffington Post)   Remember Jenna Bush? Yeah, turns out she grew up to be a Rastafarian, guess she'll move to Colorado now   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 25
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2012-11-16 08:42:08 PM
15 votes:
I think I've solved my problem of not getting many greenlights. I've been submitting factually correct headlines.
2012-11-16 09:09:58 PM
5 votes:
image.legios.org

/oblig
2012-11-16 08:57:37 PM
4 votes:

All_Farked_Up: I actually got to meet Barbara Bush back when she was first lady. She was a class act then and it seems she still is.


Yep.

That's why the put her picture on the $1 bill.
2012-11-16 07:53:45 PM
4 votes:
media.giantbomb.com
2012-11-16 09:01:46 PM
3 votes:
Yeah, but Nixon was a fan of Arlo Guthrie.

How many things do you know of that are 18 1/2 minutes long?
2012-11-16 08:55:50 PM
3 votes:

skinink: "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""
Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

"Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"


You must be subby. You mixed up your Bushes.
2012-11-16 09:48:52 PM
2 votes:
i don't buy that baby Bush was as gosh shucks stupid as he acted. there was YouTube of lil Bush showing a different face behind the podium in younger days. Sr and Jr were the epitome of willing stooge evil, gladly doing whatever their much more well heeled and more well financed friends and manipulators asked of them. they both belong in prison. they enabled wholesale ransacking of the big cash registers at the expense of the great unwashed. war crimes? you betcha. Hitler himself shook a tiny fist from the grave while muttering "well done!" in German or some such dialect.

[as an Indian, ad-libbing during a Thanksgiving play]
Wednesday: Wait!
Amanda: What?
Wednesday: We cannot break bread with you.
Amanda: Huh? Becky, what's going on?
Becky: [whispered] Wednesday!
Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."
Amanda: Gary, she's changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground
2012-11-16 09:39:41 PM
2 votes:

steamingpile: skinink: "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""
Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

"Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"

Wiki is wrong on this, the only reason bush lost the election is because of Perot, you don't take close to 20% of the vote and have zero effect. Congrats Perot hope you're happy, Clinton got to take credit for bush opening up the net to more commerce and riding a wave of money to cover up how bad he was as president.


Hahaha, now I get why your name is steamingpile! ;)
2012-11-16 09:21:52 PM
2 votes:
"I'm tired now of the elections. People spoke. Move on, get on with it. I want to do other things and not to be ugly."

Why should she waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
2012-11-16 08:59:39 PM
2 votes:
Reporter misspelled 'trustafarian'.
2012-11-16 08:54:51 PM
2 votes:

McManus_brothers: I think I've solved my problem of not getting many greenlights. I've been submitting factually correct headlines.


Much like the Republicans, you'll find that once you're liberated from the inconvenient burden of being factual with your statements, you'll find your options increase substantially.

/Satire
2012-11-16 08:41:07 PM
2 votes:
I actually got to meet Barbara Bush back when she was first lady. She was a class act then and it seems she still is.
2012-11-16 08:12:03 PM
2 votes:
Know how I know someone didn't read the article?
2012-11-16 11:51:03 PM
1 votes:

mscleo: Reporter misspelled 'trustafarian'.


You go girl, Ms. Cleo!

Made me laugh.

By the way, it's Laura Bush who is the Marley fan. The kids nowadays, you see, don't know the classical music and the jazz and the old timey blues and R&B, and country music like "country roads take me home, West Jaamaica, where I belong" (Yellow Man). They've got no historical perspective because they're all hopped up on goof balls and drinking that glowy stuff in glow sticks at their "raves" and the "hip-hops" and stuff. And above all, they don't eat enough yummy puddin'. EAT MORE PUDDIN' DAMMIT! Daddy needs a new Range Rover.
2012-11-16 11:42:32 PM
1 votes:
Ah yes, time to move on; we made our billions last decade fleecing the voters and the tax payers; let's all be tolerant and compromising - mhu huh huh huh.

Give me a godamn break.
2012-11-16 09:54:54 PM
1 votes:
According to the Onion, Jenna Bush's private wetlands were now open to public drilling. Whatever happened to that?
2012-11-16 09:48:33 PM
1 votes:
At least she makes a good point, "election is over, people spoke get on with it."

although one of the funniest things I remember from Bush Sr. being in office was SNL and Dana Carvey doing his bit giving a state of the union address:

"Babs....not afraid to die"
2012-11-16 08:56:12 PM
1 votes:

skinink: "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""
Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

"Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"


I think you have your Bushes as mixed up as this article does. George H.W. Bush (Senior) was the president right after Reagan, and not a complete idiot. His son George Dubya (Junior) Bush was the "heedless cowboy character" who was a complete idiot. And it wouldn't surprise me if he and the missus were secret potheads.
2012-11-16 08:52:49 PM
1 votes:

skinink: Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election.


He might not have been too popular with Japanese voters though.
2012-11-16 08:45:24 PM
1 votes:

McManus_brothers: I think I've solved my problem of not getting many greenlights. I've been submitting factually correct headlines.


Holy geez, you're right!
2012-11-16 08:44:56 PM
1 votes:
Subby has mastered the headline as non sequitur.
2012-11-16 08:39:36 PM
1 votes:
RINO.
2012-11-16 08:17:34 PM
1 votes:
Subby's high.
2012-11-16 07:59:25 PM
1 votes:
Uhh, subby.....Jenna said her mother was the secret Rastafarian, not her. Reading the article usually helps.

FTFA: Hager also divulged the tidbit that her mother, a fan of reggae superstar Bob Marley, is a "secret Rastafarian."
2012-11-16 07:29:50 PM
1 votes:
I don't know about Rastafarian, but she is the worst reporter I've ever seen.

/and that includes those small market TV stations in south Okla/north Texas.
 
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