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(Huffington Post)   Remember Jenna Bush? Yeah, turns out she grew up to be a Rastafarian, guess she'll move to Colorado now   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 91
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2012-11-16 07:29:50 PM  
I don't know about Rastafarian, but she is the worst reporter I've ever seen.

/and that includes those small market TV stations in south Okla/north Texas.
 
2012-11-16 07:53:45 PM  
media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-11-16 07:59:25 PM  
Uhh, subby.....Jenna said her mother was the secret Rastafarian, not her. Reading the article usually helps.

FTFA: Hager also divulged the tidbit that her mother, a fan of reggae superstar Bob Marley, is a "secret Rastafarian."
 
2012-11-16 08:00:34 PM  
... oh, right. the ugly one.

lh6.googleusercontent.com

/google Ashton Kutcher Bush twins ~marihuana
//to read up on how they were getting high at his place when they were first daughters
///hmm where's Barb's other hand
 
2012-11-16 08:12:03 PM  
Know how I know someone didn't read the article?
 
2012-11-16 08:17:34 PM  
Subby's high.
 
2012-11-16 08:39:19 PM  
To differ...
 
2012-11-16 08:39:36 PM  
RINO.
 
2012-11-16 08:39:58 PM  
Being smart shouldn't be a crime.
 
2012-11-16 08:41:07 PM  
I actually got to meet Barbara Bush back when she was first lady. She was a class act then and it seems she still is.
 
2012-11-16 08:41:21 PM  
old willie got high on the white house roof and merle haggard loved to smoke that hooch
 
2012-11-16 08:42:08 PM  
I think I've solved my problem of not getting many greenlights. I've been submitting factually correct headlines.
 
2012-11-16 08:44:47 PM  

urban.derelict: ... oh, right. the ugly one.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 640x512]

/google Ashton Kutcher Bush twins ~marihuana
//to read up on how they were getting high at his place when they were first daughters
///hmm where's Barb's other hand


My kind of girls.
 
2012-11-16 08:44:56 PM  
Subby has mastered the headline as non sequitur.
 
2012-11-16 08:45:24 PM  

McManus_brothers: I think I've solved my problem of not getting many greenlights. I've been submitting factually correct headlines.


Holy geez, you're right!
 
2012-11-16 08:47:17 PM  
shouldn't one of them be coming out as a lesbian soon?
 
2012-11-16 08:48:05 PM  

"When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""


Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

"Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"

 
2012-11-16 08:51:54 PM  

CygnusDarius: RINO.


There is no compromise, only Zuul.
 
2012-11-16 08:52:49 PM  

skinink: Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election.


He might not have been too popular with Japanese voters though.
 
2012-11-16 08:53:00 PM  

urban.derelict: ... oh, right. the ugly one.


I don't keep track of these things, but is the hot one still single?
 
2012-11-16 08:53:14 PM  
FTFA:

I want to do other things and not to be ugly. - Barbara Bush

Sorry, not gonna happen.
 
2012-11-16 08:54:39 PM  

skinink: "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""
Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

"Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"


You and the quote are talking about different Bushes.
 
2012-11-16 08:54:51 PM  

McManus_brothers: I think I've solved my problem of not getting many greenlights. I've been submitting factually correct headlines.


Much like the Republicans, you'll find that once you're liberated from the inconvenient burden of being factual with your statements, you'll find your options increase substantially.

/Satire
 
2012-11-16 08:55:50 PM  

skinink: "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""
Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

"Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"


You must be subby. You mixed up your Bushes.
 
2012-11-16 08:56:12 PM  

skinink: "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""
Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

"Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"


I think you have your Bushes as mixed up as this article does. George H.W. Bush (Senior) was the president right after Reagan, and not a complete idiot. His son George Dubya (Junior) Bush was the "heedless cowboy character" who was a complete idiot. And it wouldn't surprise me if he and the missus were secret potheads.
 
2012-11-16 08:56:49 PM  
a panel for the Enduring Legacies of America's First Ladies conference at the Lyndon Baines Johnson Presidential Library.

That would actually be a pretty cool thing to see.
 
2012-11-16 08:57:37 PM  

All_Farked_Up: I actually got to meet Barbara Bush back when she was first lady. She was a class act then and it seems she still is.


Yep.

That's why the put her picture on the $1 bill.
 
2012-11-16 08:59:39 PM  
Reporter misspelled 'trustafarian'.
 
2012-11-16 09:01:46 PM  
Yeah, but Nixon was a fan of Arlo Guthrie.

How many things do you know of that are 18 1/2 minutes long?
 
2012-11-16 09:01:59 PM  
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
 
2012-11-16 09:07:04 PM  

Dogberry: Subby's high.


Subby is stupid

I keep telling all of you, the only thing separating liberals and conservatives is a few points, taxation and rational environmentalism.

Most consevatives are fiscally conservative and socially liberal, they want sound public plans not just throwing money at problems hoping it solves the issue. Now we just need to cut loose the religious right and the left needs to cut loose their crack pots, then we may get shiat fixed.
 
2012-11-16 09:07:29 PM  
i see mscleo has taken care of business here, moving on...
 
2012-11-16 09:09:06 PM  

steamingpile: Dogberry: Subby's high.

Subby is stupid

I keep telling all of you, the only thing separating liberals and conservatives is a few points, taxation and rational environmentalism.

Most consevatives are fiscally conservative and socially liberal, they want sound public plans not just throwing money at problems hoping it solves the issue. Now we just need to cut loose the religious right and the left needs to cut loose their crack pots, then we may get shiat fixed.


Which left wing crackpots are running the country?
 
2012-11-16 09:09:58 PM  
image.legios.org

/oblig
 
2012-11-16 09:10:06 PM  
I'd do nasty things to Laura, as long as she begged for it properly.

Her girls are a bit young for my taste.
 
2012-11-16 09:10:49 PM  

skinink: "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""
Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

"Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"


Wiki is wrong on this, the only reason bush lost the election is because of Perot, you don't take close to 20% of the vote and have zero effect. Congrats Perot hope you're happy, Clinton got to take credit for bush opening up the net to more commerce and riding a wave of money to cover up how bad he was as president.
 
2012-11-16 09:12:05 PM  
Like a heedless cowboy. Getting cards and letters from people you don't even know...
 
2012-11-16 09:12:05 PM  
I had the awesome opportunity to meet Barbara Bush several times, the last many years ago under the annual resteraunt show at McCormick place when her limo was waiting for traffic to clear and she rolled down the window on her limo to say "hi" and converse while stuck for a few minutes. Just an incredible lady.
Of all the stories I have ever heard about her, never has a negative word been spoken.
 
2012-11-16 09:14:34 PM  
I think we should all point out one more that skinink totally confuse George H W Bush and G W bush.
 
2012-11-16 09:16:09 PM  

T.M.S.: steamingpile: Dogberry: Subby's high.

Subby is stupid

I keep telling all of you, the only thing separating liberals and conservatives is a few points, taxation and rational environmentalism.

Most consevatives are fiscally conservative and socially liberal, they want sound public plans not just throwing money at problems hoping it solves the issue. Now we just need to cut loose the religious right and the left needs to cut loose their crack pots, then we may get shiat fixed.

Which left wing crackpots are running the country?


They aren't, neither are the religious nut bags running shiat when Repubs are in office, they just need to be shown how small their opinion is to most of us.

I said before the election, they need to tone down the religious angle, forget changing abortion, and let any humans marry or they will lose. A few relatives said I was carazy, obamer has shown how stupid he is! The right needs to loosen their religious grip, and let people just be free, its never another mans place to judge another person anyway.....
 
2012-11-16 09:20:12 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

/oblig
 
2012-11-16 09:21:52 PM  
"I'm tired now of the elections. People spoke. Move on, get on with it. I want to do other things and not to be ugly."

Why should she waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
 
2012-11-16 09:22:26 PM  

steamingpile: I keep telling all of you, the only thing separating liberals and conservatives is a few I.Q. points


ftfy
 
2012-11-16 09:22:57 PM  

LordOfThePings: Why should she waste myher beautiful mind on something like that?


D'oh!
 
2012-11-16 09:26:26 PM  

steamingpile: Clinton got to take credit for bush opening up the net to more commerce


Very few people had Internet access in 1992. Probably less than 1% of the population.

And there was virtually no commerce.
 
2012-11-16 09:31:01 PM  
Yeah, I got the Bushes mixed up. But looking back I can't believe how badly I wanted HW Bush out of office and Clinton in, even after the Gennifer Flowers scandal. But Bush Sr was a good President, especially in comparison to his son. Although neither father or son seemed to have issues with the economy.

My belief is Perot was a symptom of Bush Sr farking shiat up. You think if he did enough to lesson the effect of the recession he wouldn't have been so unpopular as to have Perot decide to run? Says a lot about Bush when he loses his Presidency to a philanderer, and that a third party candidate could even take close to 20% of the popular vote. I wonder if Ron Paul had run as a third party, how much of the vote would he have got.
 
2012-11-16 09:39:41 PM  

steamingpile: skinink: "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""
Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

"Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"

Wiki is wrong on this, the only reason bush lost the election is because of Perot, you don't take close to 20% of the vote and have zero effect. Congrats Perot hope you're happy, Clinton got to take credit for bush opening up the net to more commerce and riding a wave of money to cover up how bad he was as president.


Hahaha, now I get why your name is steamingpile! ;)
 
2012-11-16 09:40:16 PM  
subby can't read.
 
wee
2012-11-16 09:42:10 PM  

jaytkay: Very few people had Internet access in 1992. Probably less than 1% of the population.

And there was virtually no commerce.


The porn industry drove most of the innovation back then. Even basic stuff like form input aside from a single field that let you hit "Enter" was from porn. And it was really, really hard to do any commerce online. Ball-bustingly hard. Once SSL was in play, things moved fast.

CSB: I was setting up a client with an ecommerce site in 1995, and back then there were no payment processors you could use programmatically (that weren't obscenely expensive, anyway). So we had to jump through hoops like you would not believe to allow the client's merchant account at their bank to be used for online transactions. Wound up giving an entire presentation on what the Internet was. Actually got a job offer from the bank folks later on down the road, but I had moved on.

But yeah, it was hard making web sites when most people didn't even know what the WWW was. (Truth be told, I'd have made more money getting kickbacks from the one ISP in our city that did PPP. We sent them a shiatload of business.)
 
2012-11-16 09:43:07 PM  
Subby's reading comprehension is fabulous.
 
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