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2012-11-16 07:08:19 PM  
Cheer up. If past is prologue, the conflict should only last a few days.
 
2012-11-16 07:10:07 PM  
I wonder when the Weeners of "ISRAEL BAD OMFG THOSE IMPERIALISTIC ASSHOLES HAVE NO RIGHT" shall come?
 
2012-11-16 07:17:10 PM  

cman: I wonder when the Weeners of "ISRAEL BAD OMFG THOSE IMPERIALISTIC ASSHOLES HAVE NO RIGHT" shall come?


Actually I'm here to wish the IDF the very best of luck. Maybe this time their actions will actually work.

/definition of insanity, etc
 
2012-11-16 07:18:31 PM  

SurfaceTension: cman: I wonder when the Weeners of "ISRAEL BAD OMFG THOSE IMPERIALISTIC ASSHOLES HAVE NO RIGHT" shall come?

Actually I'm here to wish the IDF the very best of luck. Maybe this time their actions will actually work.

/definition of insanity, etc


Well then, good sir, what should they do?
 
2012-11-16 07:26:28 PM  

cman: SurfaceTension: cman: I wonder when the Weeners of "ISRAEL BAD OMFG THOSE IMPERIALISTIC ASSHOLES HAVE NO RIGHT" shall come?

Actually I'm here to wish the IDF the very best of luck. Maybe this time their actions will actually work.

/definition of insanity, etc

Well then, good sir, what should they do?


End the sanctions. End the blockade. Allow them to form their own state. And stop the faking settlements!
 
2012-11-16 07:30:10 PM  

SurfaceTension: cman: SurfaceTension: cman: I wonder when the Weeners of "ISRAEL BAD OMFG THOSE IMPERIALISTIC ASSHOLES HAVE NO RIGHT" shall come?

Actually I'm here to wish the IDF the very best of luck. Maybe this time their actions will actually work.

/definition of insanity, etc

Well then, good sir, what should they do?

End the sanctions. End the blockade. Allow them to form their own state. And stop the faking settlements!


Arabs and Israeli's have been fighting this war for 60 years. Doing what you said wont end it. You are addressing todays issues and not the underlying cause, which is hatred. Arabs dont want Israel to have a state. They dont. They want to destroy them and they wont stop until its done.
 
2012-11-16 07:31:44 PM  

cman: SurfaceTension: cman: SurfaceTension: cman: I wonder when the Weeners of "ISRAEL BAD OMFG THOSE IMPERIALISTIC ASSHOLES HAVE NO RIGHT" shall come?

Actually I'm here to wish the IDF the very best of luck. Maybe this time their actions will actually work.

/definition of insanity, etc

Well then, good sir, what should they do?

End the sanctions. End the blockade. Allow them to form their own state. And stop the faking settlements!

Arabs and Israeli's have been fighting this war for 60 years. Doing what you said wont end it. You are addressing todays issues and not the underlying cause, which is hatred. Arabs dont want Israel to have a state. They dont. They want to destroy them and they wont stop until its done.


The Jews shouldn't have a state, but at this point, there's no turning back on that.
 
2012-11-16 07:35:56 PM  

cman: underlying cause, which is hatred. Arabs dont want Israel to have a state. They dont


That's interesting. You think ALL Arabs don't want Israel to exist including the many that support the two-state solution?
 
2012-11-16 07:38:52 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: cman: underlying cause, which is hatred. Arabs dont want Israel to have a state. They dont

That's interesting. You think ALL Arabs don't want Israel to exist including the many that support the two-state solution?


I should have been more specific in my statement. I apologize that what I said was generic.
 
2012-11-16 07:50:38 PM  
groundhogday.jpg
 
2012-11-16 07:58:48 PM  
You'll be fine, brah. Obama ain't going to war.
 
2012-11-16 07:58:56 PM  

SurfaceTension: cman: SurfaceTension: cman: SurfaceTension: cman: I wonder when the Weeners of "ISRAEL BAD OMFG THOSE IMPERIALISTIC ASSHOLES HAVE NO RIGHT" shall come?

Actually I'm here to wish the IDF the very best of luck. Maybe this time their actions will actually work.

/definition of insanity, etc

Well then, good sir, what should they do?

End the sanctions. End the blockade. Allow them to form their own state. And stop the faking settlements!

Arabs and Israeli's have been fighting this war for 60 years. Doing what you said wont end it. You are addressing todays issues and not the underlying cause, which is hatred. Arabs dont want Israel to have a state. They dont. They want to destroy them and they wont stop until its done.

The Jews shouldn't have a state, but at this point, there's no turning back on that.


And here comes the disconnect

If you are anti-Israel and you are called an anti-semite then you get all pissy about you not being a bigoted fark.

You just proved that you cannot divorce Israel from Judism you bigoted fool
 
2012-11-16 07:59:26 PM  

OregonVet: You'll be fine, brah. Obama ain't going to war.


Somehow I don't think the guy that got called up is an American...
 
2012-11-16 08:17:40 PM  

cman: SurfaceTension: cman: SurfaceTension: cman: SurfaceTension: cman: I wonder when the Weeners of "ISRAEL BAD OMFG THOSE IMPERIALISTIC ASSHOLES HAVE NO RIGHT" shall come?

Actually I'm here to wish the IDF the very best of luck. Maybe this time their actions will actually work.

/definition of insanity, etc

Well then, good sir, what should they do?

End the sanctions. End the blockade. Allow them to form their own state. And stop the faking settlements!

Arabs and Israeli's have been fighting this war for 60 years. Doing what you said wont end it. You are addressing todays issues and not the underlying cause, which is hatred. Arabs dont want Israel to have a state. They dont. They want to destroy them and they wont stop until its done.

The Jews shouldn't have a state, but at this point, there's no turning back on that.

And here comes the disconnect

If you are anti-Israel and you are called an anti-semite then you get all pissy about you not being a bigoted fark.

You just proved that you cannot divorce Israel from Judism you bigoted fool


I'm not anti judaism. I'm anti religion. Making geopolitical decisions based on ancient goat herder superstitions is the stupidest thing we humans do today.
 
2012-11-16 08:34:43 PM  
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2012-11-16 08:45:11 PM  

SurfaceTension: cman: SurfaceTension: cman: SurfaceTension: cman: SurfaceTension: cman: I wonder when the Weeners of "ISRAEL BAD OMFG THOSE IMPERIALISTIC ASSHOLES HAVE NO RIGHT" shall come?

Actually I'm here to wish the IDF the very best of luck. Maybe this time their actions will actually work.

/definition of insanity, etc

Well then, good sir, what should they do?

End the sanctions. End the blockade. Allow them to form their own state. And stop the faking settlements!

Arabs and Israeli's have been fighting this war for 60 years. Doing what you said wont end it. You are addressing todays issues and not the underlying cause, which is hatred. Arabs dont want Israel to have a state. They dont. They want to destroy them and they wont stop until its done.

The Jews shouldn't have a state, but at this point, there's no turning back on that.

And here comes the disconnect

If you are anti-Israel and you are called an anti-semite then you get all pissy about you not being a bigoted fark.

You just proved that you cannot divorce Israel from Judism you bigoted fool

I'm not anti judaism. I'm anti religion. Making geopolitical decisions based on ancient goat herder superstitions is the stupidest thing we humans do today.


The ancient state of Israel isn't really superstition, it's verifiable fact backed up by archaelogy. What the hell are you talking about?

//Keep your head on a swivel, subby
 
2012-11-16 09:01:58 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: The ancient state of Israel isn't really superstition, it's verifiable fact backed up by archaelogy.


Yes. Because we should totally be making decisions about 21st century geopolitics on the basis of things that happened 6000 years ago.
 
2012-11-16 09:02:15 PM  

wambu: Cheer up. If past is prologue, the conflict should only last a few days.


and unleash countless amounts of QQIng over the loss of innocent lives. nothing personal, but if you dont want dead people, dont pick a fight.

sorry, but punching someone back because they hit you first? meh, I got ZERO sympathy for you.
You have been fighting this POS war since 1948 and TADA, you are still losing.

/definition of insanity: doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different outcome
 
2012-11-16 09:02:50 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: The ancient state of Israel isn't really superstition, it's verifiable fact backed up by archaelogy. What the hell are you talking about?


It's called ancient for a reason. I'm talking about the modern state of Israel, which is an entirely different thing. But like I said, I'm NOT just talking about Israel. I'm talking about ANY geopolitical decision that's based on mythology and not on science and reason. (e.g. the idea that the earth is ours to use up as we want because it was provided for us by God)
 
2012-11-16 09:06:05 PM  
It's a sad situation, made worse by the fact that people are determined that their way of life is the only way of life.

And it's made worse by the belief that combating sky invisible wizards will reward them in the afterlife.
 
2012-11-16 09:08:25 PM  

likefunbutnot: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: The ancient state of Israel isn't really superstition, it's verifiable fact backed up by archaelogy.

Yes. Because we should totally be making decisions about 21st century geopolitics on the basis of things that happened 6000 years ago.


All countries are built on stealing land from the previous owners.
Sucks, but that is the real world.
Modern Israel was founded in 1948, get over it.

"In 635 CE, the region, including Jerusalem, was conquered by the Arabs and was to remain under Muslim control for the next 1300 years"
So, the muslims stole the land from the people who controlled it before them. YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

TADA
the land is currently controlled by the Israelis. period.
You want it back? Wage a war, WIN, throw the current population out and TADA it is all yours.
Otherwise, STFU already.
 
2012-11-16 09:23:41 PM  
 
2012-11-16 09:49:11 PM  

likefunbutnot: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: The ancient state of Israel isn't really superstition, it's verifiable fact backed up by archaelogy.

Yes. Because we should totally be making decisions about 21st century geopolitics on the basis of things that happened 6000 years ago.


That just goes to show the difference in thinking between the "Old World" and the "New World": "Europeans think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time."

A lot of what happens today is driven by what happened hundreds, if not thousands of years ago. And Israel was smashed 2000 years ago, not 6000. Sorry.
 
2012-11-16 09:56:13 PM  

SurfaceTension: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: The ancient state of Israel isn't really superstition, it's verifiable fact backed up by archaelogy. What the hell are you talking about?

It's called ancient for a reason. I'm talking about the modern state of Israel, which is an entirely different thing. But like I said, I'm NOT just talking about Israel. I'm talking about ANY geopolitical decision that's based on mythology and not on science and reason. (e.g. the idea that the earth is ours to use up as we want because it was provided for us by God)


I'm sorry, if the Palestinians hadn't allied with the Germans in WWII, then they'd have a much stronger argument in my book. Wars have consequences, and they picked the wrong side. The Jews picked the right side in 2 wars. To the winners go the spoils. Otherwise, get in your time machine and correct the injustices you perceive.

//I am in no way saying the US should be involved in this fight, but I am saying that that I don't think the Palestinians are blameless historically, nor are they today. However, new settlements are not helping the 2-state solution, which is really the only way out of this. Problem is... the Palestinians are still insisting on the right of return. Call me when they give that non-starter fantasy up.
 
2012-11-16 10:13:06 PM  
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2012-11-16 10:31:58 PM  
Subby if you nuke them now you'll never have to deal with this again.

Feel free to pass this along to your superiors.
 
2012-11-16 11:11:42 PM  

cman: If you are anti-Israel and you are called an anti-semite then you get all pissy about you not being a bigoted fark.

You just proved that you cannot divorce Israel from Judism you bigoted fool


Watch me.

I have no problem with Jews.

I think the Israeli government is run by even bigger imperialistic tools than ours.
 
2012-11-16 11:17:27 PM  
The start of WW III? Just in time for the Mayan Return.
 
2012-11-16 11:46:19 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: the Palestinians are still insisting on the right of return. Call me when they give that non-starter fantasy up.


It is cute.
There is a war. So you FLEE. Not completely irrational.
The war ends. You dont return?? Partially irrational.
50 years go by. You expect to be able to return and get your stuff back. Bat-shiat crazy irrational.

so yah, guess what. you lost. move on already.
Oh wait, you fled to a country which treats you and your spawn like second class citizens??
What ever happened to muslim brotherhood?
Oh wait, you are a different tribe. Never mind.
 
2012-11-17 12:15:30 AM  
Modern man has been on the earth for 200,000 years. We all share a common ancestor, so no one "people" should have any more dominion of an area based on ancestry. Are we all going to go back to Africa and claim it for our own because someone in our bloodline long ago that we never knew and never will know lived their? The people currently living on the land and mixing their labor with it have a right to it. Israel needs to end its blockades, and end its settlement policy. Provide people with an alternative to living in abject poverty with lack of access to some pretty basic needs. People won't have time to fire rockets if their working and taking care of a family. Israel has all the power in this situation and dictates their will towards the palestinian territories. Recent events are only going to further hatred on all sides and continue this war further.
 
2012-11-17 12:22:40 AM  

Communist_Manifesto: Israel has all the power in this situation and dictates their will towards the palestinian territories. Recent events are only going to further hatred on all sides and continue this war further.


So Israel should what?
Let the Gazans continue to shoot rockets? LOL
Let the Gazans cross into Israel for work? Well, the FUNNY thing about borders is that they are YOURS to protect, defend and decide who gets to do what.

The Gazans can go work in Egypt and Jordan. They have shown over the last 50+ years that they dont want to be civil.

"just a few bad apples?"
I dont care. Sucks that your country cant control its own criminals. Why would another country have to put up with them??

Settlements are an invasion of the west bank. The west bank government should attack and kill all the invaders. Defend your border and your land or they will keep taking more and more.

WHOOPS are you saying that the invaders have better guns and tanks and what not?
Well you are farkED, get yourself some useful allies maybe form some kind of axis.
FFS, The Iranis and Saudis have shiat tons of money and weapons, right?
Why arent they helping??

LOL
 
2012-11-17 12:25:34 AM  
If the Jordanians gave them some land they could all live side by side in Candyland.
 
2012-11-17 12:27:51 AM  

namatad: Communist_Manifesto: Israel has all the power in this situation and dictates their will towards the palestinian territories. Recent events are only going to further hatred on all sides and continue this war further.

So Israel should what?
Let the Gazans continue to shoot rockets? LOL
Let the Gazans cross into Israel for work? Well, the FUNNY thing about borders is that they are YOURS to protect, defend and decide who gets to do what.

The Gazans can go work in Egypt and Jordan. They have shown over the last 50+ years that they dont want to be civil.

"just a few bad apples?"
I dont care. Sucks that your country cant control its own criminals. Why would another country have to put up with them??

Settlements are an invasion of the west bank. The west bank government should attack and kill all the invaders. Defend your border and your land or they will keep taking more and more.

WHOOPS are you saying that the invaders have better guns and tanks and what not?
Well you are farkED, get yourself some useful allies maybe form some kind of axis.
FFS, The Iranis and Saudis have shiat tons of money and weapons, right?
Why arent they helping??

LOL


Well you've just proven yourself to have the reading comprehension skills of someone who is in 5th grade. LOL
 
2012-11-17 12:33:26 AM  

TheDumbBlonde: If the Jordanians gave them some land they could all live side by side in Candyland.


If I am not mistaken, in 1967, they did.
 
2012-11-17 12:58:02 AM  
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2012-11-17 01:42:24 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm not anti judaism. I'm anti religion. Making geopolitical decisions based on ancient goat herder superstitions is the stupidest thing we humans do today.


Second stupidest.

Whatever you're doing at any given time takes the number one spot.
 
2012-11-17 01:51:51 AM  

namatad: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: the Palestinians are still insisting on the right of return. Call me when they give that non-starter fantasy up.

It is cute.
There is a war. So you FLEE. Not completely irrational.
The war ends. You dont return?? Partially irrational.
50 years go by. You expect to be able to return and get your stuff back. Bat-shiat crazy irrational.

so yah, guess what. you lost. move on already.
Oh wait, you fled to a country which treats you and your spawn like second class citizens??
What ever happened to muslim brotherhood?
Oh wait, you are a different tribe. Never mind.


Once a Muslim country, always and forever a Muslim country.
It's the rule, and gives them the right to whatever.
Now that's irrational.
 
2012-11-17 02:44:47 AM  
I just hope this is not a prolonged, bloody conflict, as we've seen in the past. Surgical strikes against the Hamas leadership, and destroy any combatants you can find, while trying to minimize civilian losses. Of course the problem with that is the combatants on the Hamas side hide amongst the civilians, so that's not going to be easy.

Unfortunately, with hatred so ingrained in the Palestinians now, it seems the only way to truly solve the problem and have peace is a buffer zone around Israel. Literally a no-mans-land, the width of which being determined by the range of Palestinian rockets + a mile or two, where no one lives and any caught wandering there are treated as enemy combatants. Obviously that isn't going to happen, but it seems that pushing the Palestinians away, where their rockets can't reach you, is the only hope for "peace" anymore.

Every time a cease-fire is negotiated, who breaks it? Someone from the Palestinian leadership groups. Some might say they are forced into it by Israel, but more often than not, it is the PLO, Hamas or some other such group going back on their word that breaks the peace... what little there has been of it.

Godspeed, IDF. May this be short and with as few casualties as possible on both sides.
 
2012-11-17 02:45:56 AM  

RedVentrue: Once a Muslim country, always and forever a Muslim country.
It's the rule, and gives them the right to whatever.
Now that's irrational.


interesting problem
how do you unmake a muslim country? smother it in bacon? kill all the male children?
Are they going to want parts of spain back??

:D

Is that a sign of national maturity? Realizing that your empire is over and you have to let those colonies go?
 
2012-11-17 04:11:58 AM  

doglover: SurfaceTension: I'm not anti judaism. I'm anti religion. Making geopolitical decisions based on ancient goat herder superstitions is the stupidest thing we humans do today.

Second stupidest.

Whatever you're doing at any given time takes the number one spot.


I ave an ex wife that might agree wth you. However, a personal insult is the best you can come up with? Really?
 
2012-11-17 06:14:30 AM  

cman: You just proved that you cannot divorce Israel from Judism you bigoted fool


Shouldn't the onus be on Israel to divorce itself from Judaism before anyone else is expected to treat the nation in-kind?

Or, I mean, is every argument going to end in "you anti-Semite..."?
 
2012-11-17 06:16:40 AM  

namatad: You want it back? Wage a war, WIN, throw the current population out and TADA it is all yours.


And what, pray tell, happens if they do just that?

I mean, it WON'T, but what if it did?
 
2012-11-17 06:18:34 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I'm sorry, if the Palestinians hadn't allied with the Germans in WWII, then they'd have a much stronger argument in my book. Wars have consequences, and they picked the wrong side. The Jews picked the right side in 2 wars. To the winners go the spoils. Otherwise, get in your time machine and correct the injustices you perceive.


By all rights, shouldn't they then have been given part of Germany?

Oh, right, it still boils down to ancient mythology on everyone's part. And that's why we can't have an honest, grown-up discussion about the conflict in Israel.
 
2012-11-17 06:20:17 AM  

namatad: It is cute.
There is a war. So you FLEE. Not completely irrational.
The war ends. You dont return?? Partially irrational.
50 years go by. You expect to be able to return and get your stuff back. Bat-shiat crazy irrational.


Apply this logic to German Jews who fled Nazi Germany, noting that their descendents can be granted German citizenship without any fight whatsoever.

Oh, right, it's different because they're not brown or something.
 
2012-11-17 08:27:32 AM  

puffy999: Oh, right, it still boils down to ancient mythology on everyone's part.


Hamas firing rockets into Israeli territory is hardly ancient mythology.
The Israelis have been asked time and again to put up with this shiat and I don't blame them one bit if they stomp the fark out of Hamas. If rockets were fired into any other country on the planet, there'd be no question about them defending themselves.
 
2012-11-17 08:27:58 AM  
Good luck and stay healthy. And take out as many of the uncivilized dirt-monkeys you can. I have absolutely no patience for that entire Muslim region.

Any religion and series of countries that has the intolerance of equality those people do should be scrubbed from the Earth.

And if you think that's going too far, why do those who find every inequality boogie-man lurking behind every corner here tell us the Muslim countries are to be "understood"?

fark them and their petty non-self-policing piece of shiat culture.
 
2012-11-17 08:37:10 AM  

fickenchucker: Good luck and stay healthy. And take out as many of the uncivilized dirt-monkeys you can. I have absolutely no patience for that entire Muslim region.

Any religion and series of countries that has the intolerance of equality those people do should be scrubbed from the Earth.

And if you think that's going too far, why do those who find every inequality boogie-man lurking behind every corner here tell us the Muslim countries are to be "understood"?

fark them and their petty non-self-policing piece of shiat culture.


Not all Palestinians are Muslim. Actually, there are quite a few Christian Palestinians under the gun in this conflict. This is not a Jews vs Muslims fight, it is on its face a Palestinian vs Israeli fight, but really this is Syria and Iran paying Hamas to start a fight with Israel to distract them from what Syria and Iran are currently up to.
 
2012-11-17 09:11:48 AM  
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2012-11-17 10:40:51 AM  

RedVentrue: namatad: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: the Palestinians are still insisting on the right of return. Call me when they give that non-starter fantasy up.

It is cute.
There is a war. So you FLEE. Not completely irrational.
The war ends. You dont return?? Partially irrational.
50 years go by. You expect to be able to return and get your stuff back. Bat-shiat crazy irrational.

so yah, guess what. you lost. move on already.
Oh wait, you fled to a country which treats you and your spawn like second class citizens??
What ever happened to muslim brotherhood?
Oh wait, you are a different tribe. Never mind.

Once a Muslim country, always and forever a Muslim country.
It's the rule, and gives them the right to whatever.
Now that's irrational.


No shiat. That's why bin Laden and Zawahiri are always talking about "Andalusia," and getting it back "for the Ummah." Know what Andalusia is? Friggin Spain. They're coming for Spain. What a bunch of lunatics.
 
2012-11-17 10:45:57 AM  

puffy999: namatad: It is cute.
There is a war. So you FLEE. Not completely irrational.
The war ends. You dont return?? Partially irrational.
50 years go by. You expect to be able to return and get your stuff back. Bat-shiat crazy irrational.

Apply this logic to German Jews who fled Nazi Germany, noting that their descendents can be granted German citizenship without any fight whatsoever.

Oh, right, it's different because they're not brown or something.


No, it's different b/c if they all go back to Germany, they're not going to vote to install Hamas' leader as the friggin' Prime Minister. That's what happens if the Palestinians return to Israel. Do you see the difference, or do you want to play this game some more?
 
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