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(WorldNetDaily)   Is Obama dying his hair to distract the media from Libya and Patraeus?   (wnd.com) divider line 111
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2012-11-16 07:23:16 PM
No. Here's a picture of him yesterday:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-16 07:35:32 PM
I wonder how this relates to the Benghazi conspiracy.
 
2012-11-16 07:46:03 PM
Think about it.

Cover up gray hair? Cover up the truth!

Gray Hair Removed is a perfect acronym for Benghazi Murderer.

THAT IS NO COINCIDENCE.
 
2012-11-16 08:11:47 PM
Being President ages a person, especially when one has been assaulted constantly as he has. And actually gives a shiat, that's an important factor.
 
2012-11-16 08:33:16 PM
rookery.s3.amazonaws.com

/He had to do this because of all the fools he's been pitying.
 
2012-11-16 08:49:08 PM
blogs.rep-am.com

Presidents age? The hell you say!
 
2012-11-16 09:11:56 PM
For the love of god people, DO NOT read the comments at the bottom
 
2012-11-16 09:13:30 PM
We need a new acronym.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot doesn't even BEGIN to cover it anymore.

Hotel Foxtrot Sierra is my new slogan of choice.
 
2012-11-16 09:13:45 PM
If it's going to be four years of this, I might move to Canada despite Obama winning.
 
2012-11-16 09:14:07 PM
Pretty embarrassing mistake there, subby, putting the interesting tag where the asinine tag belongs.
 
2012-11-16 09:14:12 PM
I have a suspicion that Obama orchestrated his reelection to take everyone's mind off Syria
 
2012-11-16 09:14:16 PM
Obama should go full Sisko - grow the beard and shave the scalp.

/Or have a Cardassian tailor fake evidence against John Boehner and blow up McConnell to cover it up - whichever.
 
2012-11-16 09:14:23 PM
fark, I'm trying but I have to say some Americans are farking retarded.
 
2012-11-16 09:14:53 PM
It's a myth that stress causes grey hair. 

Link
 
2012-11-16 09:16:02 PM

Unknown_Poltroon: For the love of god people, DO NOT read the comments at the bottom


You know, I wouldn't have if you didn't type this. Now I did, and now I hate you.
 
2012-11-16 09:16:56 PM

Unknown_Poltroon: For the love of god people, DO NOT read the comments at the bottom


Couldn't resist . . .

moremoney123: So why did Romney not volunteer his tax returns as requested during the campaign?

TAZ: He did where have you been? Maybe you're part of that 47% of the uneducated, welfare rats that are taking our country down. I believe if you have on child on welfare.....DON'T HAVE ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE YOU WILL BE ON YOUR OWN. Too many people out there having babies for a living.
 
2012-11-16 09:17:46 PM
I have clicked on enough derp for the week.

Are they really saying that?

/Nothing against subby. It's just so hard to tell the truth from satire with the lot of them.
 
2012-11-16 09:18:45 PM
Dear conservative friends - Is it any wonder why many of us think that you're insane? Sure, sure, YOU voted for Gary Johnson for whatever reason, but you still have the stink of websites like WND on you. Do you want us to take you seriously?
 
2012-11-16 09:19:02 PM

Unknown_Poltroon: For the love of god people, DO NOT read the comments at the bottom

(in reply to a post about Ronald Reagan being a movie star who dyed his hair)

we looked up to him because we felt he truly loved this country and he was a good American patriot.he had good conservative values and he was a man of his word when he said he would do something.......


....I had to stop there after severe abdominal pains.
 
2012-11-16 09:21:10 PM

Mugato: Being President ages a person, especially when one has been assaulted constantly as he has. And actually gives a shiat, that's an important factor.


Being the age that men are elected president ages a person. Signs of aging accelerate in middle age for anyone.

Does stress accelerate this demise of the melanocyte population? "It is not so simple," Fisher says, noting that the process of graying is a multivariable equation. Stress hormones may impact the survival and / or activity of melanocytes, but no clear link has been found between stress and gray hair.
 
2012-11-16 09:21:13 PM

HighOnCraic: Unknown_Poltroon: For the love of god people, DO NOT read the comments at the bottom

Couldn't resist . . .

moremoney123: So why did Romney not volunteer his tax returns as requested during the campaign?

TAZ: He did where have you been? Maybe you're part of that 47% of the uneducated, welfare rats that are taking our country down. I believe if you have on child on welfare.....DON'T HAVE ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE YOU WILL BE ON YOUR OWN. Too many people out there having babies for a living.


Hold up. When did the 47% become uneducated?
 
2012-11-16 09:21:34 PM
It looks the same color to me. Although, he could use a little trim.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-16 09:21:48 PM
Of course he is. It's so obvious. Have you heard about the guy who blew up 200 malls in Florida and is still on the run and promises to strike again? Probably not because he died his hair and that distracted the media.
 
2012-11-16 09:22:27 PM

AutumnWind: Of course he is. It's so obvious. Have you heard about the guy who blew up 200 malls in Florida and is still on the run and promises to strike again? Probably not because he died his hair and that distracted the media.


"suspect is hatless"
 
2012-11-16 09:22:28 PM

Hector Remarkable: Pretty embarrassing mistake there, subby, putting the interesting tag where the asinine tag belongs.


Perhaps Fark needs an "Interdasting" tag.
 
2012-11-16 09:23:10 PM

organizmx: Unknown_Poltroon: For the love of god people, DO NOT read the comments at the bottom

You know, I wouldn't have if you didn't type this. Now I did, and now I hate you.


WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF PAIN MOTHERFARKERS
 
2012-11-16 09:23:30 PM
OHH COME THE BARKING MAD F*** ON!!

STOP GREENING THIS S*** YOU @$$#0!3$!!
 
2012-11-16 09:23:31 PM

SavageWombat: Obama should go full Sisko - grow the beard and shave the scalp.


Hells yes and pull some serious "In the Pale Moonlight" shiat. Show the republicans what shady covert operations is like. I'd be ok with that just for the sake of balance.
 
2012-11-16 09:23:46 PM

HighOnCraic: Unknown_Poltroon: For the love of god people, DO NOT read the comments at the bottom

Couldn't resist . . .

moremoney123: So why did Romney not volunteer his tax returns as requested during the campaign?

TAZ: He did where have you been? Maybe you're part of that 47% of the uneducated, welfare rats that are taking our country down. I believe if you have on child on welfare.....DON'T HAVE ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE YOU WILL BE ON YOUR OWN. Too many people out there having babies for a living.


Seriously. How does this person remember to breathe?
 
2012-11-16 09:26:34 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: Mugato: Being President ages a person, especially when one has been assaulted constantly as he has. And actually gives a shiat, that's an important factor.

Being the age that men are elected president ages a person. Signs of aging accelerate in middle age for anyone.

Does stress accelerate this demise of the melanocyte population? "It is not so simple," Fisher says, noting that the process of graying is a multivariable equation. Stress hormones may impact the survival and / or activity of melanocytes, but no clear link has been found between stress and gray hair.


It's not just hair color. Presidents visibly age over their terms, more than their 4 or 8 terms. Except maybe Bush Jr because he largely didn't know what was going on.
 
2012-11-16 09:27:52 PM
Is Obama dying his hair to distract the media from Libya and Patraeus?

There is so much wrong here I don't know where to start. There is no connection between any of the nouns. It's almost like mad libs.

Is his to distract the media from and ?
 
2012-11-16 09:28:46 PM

Kittypie070: OHH COME THE BARKING MAD F*** ON!!

STOP GREENING THIS S*** YOU @$$#0!3$!!


I disagree, We need to see this. Otherwise its like turning your back on a halfwit meth addict with a machete who thinks the candy is in your spine.
 
2012-11-16 09:29:00 PM

Gyrfalcon: We need a new acronym.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot doesn't even BEGIN to cover it anymore.

Hotel Foxtrot Sierra is my new slogan of choice.


I've always been partial to Charlie Charlie Foxtrot myself
 
2012-11-16 09:31:21 PM
pbs.twimg.com

No Way Out
 
2012-11-16 09:33:40 PM

Unknown_Poltroon: For the love of god people, DO NOT read the comments at the bottom


Huh?

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Didn't want to let me in on your money-making secret, huh? Well, TOO LATE, Unknown_Poltroon! I'll be rich by Monday! Rich, I tell ya! Rich! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
2012-11-16 09:33:48 PM
Crap, I forgot it eats greater than/less than signs. Preview is my friend, but I forget to talk to it sometimes.

Once again - Mad Libs as a Conservative headline generater

Is <politician > <verb - ing format> his <noun>to distract the media from <noun> and <noun>?
 
2012-11-16 09:35:57 PM
These assholes are going through chickens faster than colonel sanders.
 
2012-11-16 09:38:32 PM
Dyeing, lying, whatever. He does it all.
 
2012-11-16 09:40:38 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
Any questions? Bearing in mind I have ALREADY explained about my hair"
 
2012-11-16 09:41:06 PM

Mugato: Lenny_da_Hog: Mugato: Being President ages a person, especially when one has been assaulted constantly as he has. And actually gives a shiat, that's an important factor.

Being the age that men are elected president ages a person. Signs of aging accelerate in middle age for anyone.

Does stress accelerate this demise of the melanocyte population? "It is not so simple," Fisher says, noting that the process of graying is a multivariable equation. Stress hormones may impact the survival and / or activity of melanocytes, but no clear link has been found between stress and gray hair.

It's not just hair color. Presidents visibly age over their terms, more than their 4 or 8 terms. Except maybe Bush Jr because he largely didn't know what was going on.


How does anyone know this? Is there a clone control group?

Presidents age on camera, and usually like the rest of us, don't stop to get cosmetic surgery and vanity treatments like Hollywood stars (I put Reagan in the latter category).

They're just in the curve.
 
2012-11-16 09:41:56 PM
i302.photobucket.com 

\obviously doesn't take much to distract the folks at WND.
 
2012-11-16 09:44:45 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Keep grasping guys
 
2012-11-16 09:49:49 PM

dennysgod: [upload.wikimedia.org image 640x480]

Keep grasping guys


hey, there might be some chickens hidden in there.
 
2012-11-16 09:50:51 PM
So what we've learned is that WND doesn't understand lighting.
 
2012-11-16 09:52:25 PM

dennysgod: [upload.wikimedia.org image 640x480]

Keep grasping guys


Indeed.

I haven't seen this much frantic straw grasping since the Tinman gave the Scarecrow a handjob.
 
2012-11-16 09:57:00 PM

RevMercutio: So what we've learned is that WND doesn't understand lighting.


all they understand is getting morons to give them money
 
2012-11-16 09:58:52 PM

NotARocketScientist: Is Obama dying his hair to distract the media from Libya and Patraeus?

There is so much wrong here I don't know where to start. There is no connection between any of the nouns. It's almost like mad libs.

Is his to distract the media from and ?


Did John Boehner turn himself orange to distract his wife from his small penis and potatoe?
 
2012-11-16 10:01:50 PM
HAIRGATE!
 
2012-11-16 10:05:45 PM
We've got him this time.
This is Obama's Benghazi.
 
2012-11-16 10:07:54 PM
Unknown_Poltroon 2012-11-16 09:28:46 PM

Kittypie070: OHH COME THE BARKING MAD F*** ON!!

STOP GREENING THIS S*** YOU @$$#0!3$!!


I disagree, We need to see this. Otherwise its like turning your back on a halfwit meth addict with a machete who thinks the candy is in your spine.


Damn it.

I know that but after seeing the same old worn out idiocy for the three hundred billionth goddammit time it gets kitty's snoot in a twist.

My farking snoot is TIRED of being grabbed and twisted by halfwit meth addicts, AND MY SPINE IS TOO LITTLE TO HAVE CANDY INSIDE IT, YOU DRUGGY BAGGY-SACKED FREAKS!!

Why can't we take the machete away from the farking halfwit meth addict and stick him in a food-slotted, upholstered and indoor-plumbed tiger hole!?
 
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