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2012-11-16 03:52:31 PM
As always, special thanks to the quiz writers. I owe a debt of gratitude to  meow said the dog and  phlegmmo  this week.
 
Thank you.
 
2012-11-16 03:52:47 PM
Last week's high scores:
 
mfgordon 1039
catastrophe averted 1019
scrumpox 1013
Irishyankee954 1000
Nunpoo 991
hunybuny 981
Walker 945
shopball 944
BogglePlayingChicken 941
disguysdalimit 941
 
Let's see if your luck holds up this week. 
 
2012-11-16 03:53:20 PM
Also, the Easy Quiz is ready:   http://www.fark.com/quiz/174 
 
2012-11-16 03:57:52 PM
This will last 5 seconds or so..
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 847
bring to a festering boil 1010
shopball 925
lokis_mentor 847
gunsmack 826
Indolent 533
Unfreakable 0
 
2012-11-16 03:59:08 PM
bring to a festering boil 1010
shopball 925
Blues_X 920
lokis_mentor 847
gunsmack 826
syrynxx 653
Indolent 533
Pangit 500
Unfreakable 0
 
2012-11-16 04:00:09 PM
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 702
 
2012-11-16 04:05:47 PM
8 of 11, 748. Missed the first question and the last two.
 
2012-11-16 04:20:35 PM
Woo! I'm dumb! But, not as dumb as that Unfreakable cat

shopball 945
lokis_mentor 765
wxboy 758
loveblondieo 740
Friskya 727
violentsalvation 605
Roman Fyseek 446
Unfreakable 0
 
2012-11-16 04:29:52 PM
Final Score:

6 out of 11 correct, total points = 548
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (103 seconds)


Meh
 
2012-11-16 04:35:49 PM
Second week in a row I've done better on the hard one than the easy one.

Umpteenth week in a row I've sucked at both.
 
2012-11-16 04:36:05 PM
Just not a football helmet, you'll never remember any of the answers.
 
2012-11-16 04:39:27 PM
Marginally better on the easy quiz

Final Score:

7 out of 10 correct, total points = 651
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (71 seconds)

shopball 945
MissFeasance 840
lokis_mentor 765
wxboy 758
Hack Patooey 752
Fubegra 743
loveblondieo 740
Friskya 727
dv-ous 656
texdent 651
 
2012-11-16 04:40:02 PM
boy...do i suck.

4 out of 11 correct, total points = 355
 
2012-11-16 04:42:39 PM
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 474

But to be fair I've been half in the bag all week
 
2012-11-16 04:43:01 PM
this game is stupid and I dont want to play anymore!

/flips over the internet
 
2012-11-16 04:47:03 PM

Tango_down: this game is stupid and I dont want to play anymore!

/flips over the internet


HEY, WHOA THERE!
 
/sweeps up mixed-up pieces from Something Awful, CNN video and Science Daily
 
2012-11-16 04:51:23 PM
747
My personal best.
 
2012-11-16 04:52:54 PM
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 702 and I studied for hours today
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-16 05:01:30 PM
Two of my article submissions made the weird news quiz. Does that mean I'm weird? Or 82% non-weird?
 
2012-11-16 05:03:25 PM
Yay! I just came in from outside, so I'm already wearing my helmet. Mom says it protects my thinker.

stupid 578. What the hell have I been doing this week? Working or something?
 
2012-11-16 05:04:39 PM
11 out of 11. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
 
2012-11-16 05:14:31 PM
bring to a festering boil..... 1010
shopball ..... 925
Nunpoo ..... 921
Blues_X ..... 920
TriKaya ..... 919
Kaiser Bill's Batman ..... 908
JarHeadBinks ..... 905
nanim ..... 904 ... woo!

jtown ..... 903
1981.911.sc ..... 900

/personal best, 10/11!
//now if I can just learn to click faster...
 
2012-11-16 05:22:55 PM
It's official, I did Fark enough this week.

6 out of 11 correct, total points = 543

/ I blame new mousey for 2 miss-clicks
 
2012-11-16 05:29:10 PM
To score.
 
2012-11-16 05:40:51 PM
My first 11/11, my first #1 (I assume I'll be knocked off in short order though) and IT'S MY MOTHER FRAKKING BIRFDAY!!!!
 
2012-11-16 05:43:08 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: My first 11/11, my first #1 (I assume I'll be knocked off in short order though) and IT'S MY MOTHER FRAKKING BIRFDAY!!!!


Happy Birthday, sir.
 
2012-11-16 06:00:35 PM
Considering how much time I spend Farking instead of working, you'd think I'd do better at these.
 
2012-11-16 06:12:07 PM

Indubitably: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: My first 11/11, my first #1 (I assume I'll be knocked off in short order though) and IT'S MY MOTHER FRAKKING BIRFDAY!!!!

Happy BirthBirfday, sir.


How could you misspell it? It was right in the quote.

/mid-600's, about normal for me.
 
2012-11-16 06:25:57 PM

Saberus Terras: Indubitably: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: My first 11/11, my first #1 (I assume I'll be knocked off in short order though) and IT'S MY MOTHER FRAKKING BIRFDAY!!!!

Happy BirthBirfday, sir.

How could you misspell it? It was right in the quote.

/mid-600's, about normal for me.


Who-the-fark-are-you, man?

I spell birthday B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y, you?

*)
 
2012-11-16 06:27:10 PM
P.S. Apparently Fark's quoting system is outdated and needing an upgrade, no?
 
2012-11-16 06:41:11 PM
Wow, Bombed that one.
 
2012-11-16 06:50:37 PM

Indubitably: Saberus Terras: Indubitably: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: My first 11/11, my first #1 (I assume I'll be knocked off in short order though) and IT'S MY MOTHER FRAKKING BIRFDAY!!!!

Happy BirthBirfday, sir.

How could you misspell it? It was right in the quote.

/mid-600's, about normal for me.

Who-the-fark-are-you, man?

I spell birthday B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y, you?

*)


I spell it as you do, but this is not a 'birth' day, it's a 'birf' day. You know, a day so awesome, the only way it could be better is if it WAS your birthday, and you were gifted a Lambo in your driveway with a horny babe in the passenger seat begging for a ride...
 
2012-11-16 06:54:47 PM

Saberus Terras: Indubitably: Saberus Terras: Indubitably: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: My first 11/11, my first #1 (I assume I'll be knocked off in short order though) and IT'S MY MOTHER FRAKKING BIRFDAY!!!!

Happy BirthBirfday, sir.

How could you misspell it? It was right in the quote.

/mid-600's, about normal for me.

Who-the-fark-are-you, man?

I spell birthday B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y, you?

*)

I spell it as you do, but this is not a 'birth' day, it's a 'birf' day. You know, a day so awesome, the only way it could be better is if it WAS your birthday, and you were gifted a Lambo in your driveway with a horny babe in the passenger seat begging for a ride...


I question your epistemology suddenly...
 
2012-11-16 07:06:45 PM

Indubitably: Saberus Terras: Indubitably: Saberus Terras: Indubitably: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: My first 11/11, my first #1 (I assume I'll be knocked off in short order though) and IT'S MY MOTHER FRAKKING BIRFDAY!!!!

Happy BirthBirfday, sir.

How could you misspell it? It was right in the quote.

/mid-600's, about normal for me.

Who-the-fark-are-you, man?

I spell birthday B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y, you?

*)

I spell it as you do, but this is not a 'birth' day, it's a 'birf' day. You know, a day so awesome, the only way it could be better is if it WAS your birthday, and you were gifted a Lambo in your driveway with a horny babe in the passenger seat begging for a ride...

I question your epistemology suddenly...


Perhaps you should. I have been sleep deprived all week, and am currently in my 18th straight hour at work.
 
2012-11-16 07:44:12 PM
0 out of 11 correct, total points = 0

/Hooray for me.
 
2012-11-16 08:31:12 PM
Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 917
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (92 seconds)


Think this was a personal best...
 
2012-11-16 08:39:19 PM
9/11

25.media.tumblr.com

I'll get you one day 11 of 11
 
2012-11-16 09:51:04 PM
Pfft, helmets are for people who aren't hardheaded.
 
2012-11-16 09:59:44 PM
Are you kidding me? 279? My lowest score ever!

Are you telling me all those hours I wasted at work was for 279 measly points?
 
2012-11-16 10:19:17 PM

Saberus Terras: Indubitably: Saberus Terras: Indubitably: Saberus Terras: Indubitably: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: My first 11/11, my first #1 (I assume I'll be knocked off in short order though) and IT'S MY MOTHER FRAKKING BIRFDAY!!!!

Happy BirthBirfday, sir.

How could you misspell it? It was right in the quote.

/mid-600's, about normal for me.

Who-the-fark-are-you, man?

I spell birthday B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y, you?

*)

I spell it as you do, but this is not a 'birth' day, it's a 'birf' day. You know, a day so awesome, the only way it could be better is if it WAS your birthday, and you were gifted a Lambo in your driveway with a horny babe in the passenger seat begging for a ride...

I question your epistemology suddenly...

Perhaps you should. I have been sleep deprived all week, and am currently in my 18th straight hour at work.


I don't know what just transpired, but I do know that I went to a party (not for my birthday) got 3 free drinks, someone else's birthday (not what the party was for) is tomorrow and her boyfriend brought a cake, but when he lit the candles she bolted, so I stood up, told 15 friends and 25 acquaintances it was my birthday (which it is) and they sang to me, awkwardly, after which I blew out the candles on a cake with someone else's name on it. And the lady who stormed out? She was thrilled she didn't have to be the center of attention! Wins all around!
 
2012-11-16 10:32:15 PM
Final Score:
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1014
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (86 seconds)


Yay! My second best!

/or do i need a life?
 
2012-11-17 12:02:04 AM
Whooo, yeah!

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 1024
Clint_Torres 1014
bring to a festering boil 1010
ruger103010 997
AlaBolt 956
Dallymo 944
thorthor 936
suziequzie 934
swallow all the planets 933
shopball 925
 
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