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(WWSB ABC 7)   Alyssa, Brandy, Caroline, and Samantha: Cast of a new Sex and the City rip-off? Or members of a Florida burglary crime ring?   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 20
    More: Florida, Sarasota Police Department, phone calls, Sarasota, burglary, Caroline Catarzi, Southgate  
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2012-11-16 08:17:20 PM  
Wow, they all fell out of the plug-fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
 
2012-11-16 09:12:59 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: Wow, they all fell out of the plug-fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


Alyssia is cute, IMO. This isn't her first run in with the law either, so if you like 'em bad, she's your girl.

sarasotafloridamugshots.com

Caroline isn't that bad looking either. At least she isn't before you see her meth-mouth.
 
2012-11-16 09:52:48 PM  

Krieghund: PhiloeBedoe: Wow, they all fell out of the plug-fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Alyssia is cute, IMO. This isn't her first run in with the law either, so if you like 'em bad, she's your girl.

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Caroline isn't that bad looking either. At least she isn't before you see her meth-mouth.


She is cute in that pic, one I presume is several meth-intensive months earlier in her life. I can't go along with you on Caroline, though. Although, to be honest, who looks their best in a mugshot?
 
2012-11-16 09:58:00 PM  
That doesn't seem very neigh-borly.
 
2012-11-16 10:05:36 PM  

"The suspects say they committed the crimes to fund their addiction to Oxycodone."


FHave a feeling that in their future they'll turn from stealing to hooking to pay for their Oxy and meth habit.

 
2012-11-16 10:20:50 PM  
So, the second one. Didn't even have to read the article...
 
2012-11-16 10:24:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-16 10:31:13 PM  
I was thinking along the lines of more hurricanes ready to finish the job of destroying New Jersey.

Leaving disapointed
 
2012-11-16 10:44:35 PM  
I'd bail one of them out for the weekend.
 
2012-11-16 11:24:06 PM  
And on the main stage it's Alyssa! Everyone get your dollars out for Alyssa! On the side stages, say hello to Brandy (I wouldn't mind taking a drink of her!), Caroline and Samantha! Don't forget boys, lap dances are only $10 before 8pm!
 
2012-11-16 11:37:07 PM  

dj_bigbird: And on the main stage it's Alyssa! Everyone get your dollars out for Alyssa! On the side stages, say hello to Brandy (I wouldn't mind taking a drink of her!), Caroline and Samantha! Don't forget boys, lap dances are only $10 before 8pm!


Pretty much what I had in mind.
 
2012-11-16 11:45:27 PM  
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2012-11-17 12:05:34 AM  
About as attractive as the Sex and the City crew...
 
2012-11-17 02:05:42 AM  
0/4... this community has supported hotter, let's not lower standards just because these are the only 4 this time around.
 
2012-11-17 07:18:43 AM  
A, B, C, S, E, F, G


SSSSSS ??? CRAAZY!
 
2012-11-17 08:14:16 AM  
a8.vietbao.vn
 
2012-11-17 08:46:12 AM  
Note to Subby: You forgot "Smoking hot" in your headline.
 
2012-11-17 12:51:27 PM  
We have:

Alyssa
Brandy
Caroline
and...
Samantha

One of these things is not like the others. (They should have recruited Donna. Or Debbie.)
 
2012-11-17 01:47:41 PM  

geekbikerskum: We have:

Alyssa
Brandy
Caroline
and...
Samantha

One of these things is not like the others. (They should have recruited Donna. Or Debbie.)


www.commonwealthfoundation.org
 
2012-11-17 02:19:02 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: geekbikerskum:
One of these things is not like the others.

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Exactly. :-)
 
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