Captain Steroid: I never said it was me! You can't prove anything! I have rights! >_>'
Your Boss: My professional opinion. Her skirt is too long, and those boots are not makin' it.
biyaaatci: I've solved it! Are you ready for what the truth is? 'Cause it will blow your mind...Everyone in Denver is as high as shiat.
Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: ITGreen: Knucklepopper: That looked suspiciously like Balloon Boy's flying machine.What is it about Colorado that makes everyone here so damn gullible regarding this sort of tripe?They did just legalize pot...Pffft. Do you really think legality has influenced people who honor the plant's natural human benefits over the misappropriated history of its detractors' making describing the negativities?Wait....what?Read it slow.
Gawdzila: The way it moves it looks more like it is tumbling or being blown about than flying. It looks to me like either pieces of trash being blown around by the wind, or possibly insects whizzing by with their typically erratic flying.
WayneKerr: It's no secret that the Denver Airport is ground zero for the Illuminitati. These craft are delivering important messages to Milwaukee.
Contents Under Pressure: Nice to know we have proof that a Yeti exists.
WayneKerr: ringersol: If they show up even semi-regularly, why wouldn't you set up a camera in a different location, watching the same patch of sky?That way you'd be able to rule out any localized bugs or debris.Explain localized debris. I know that certain metal shredders are known to lauch items into the air, but...
DROxINxTHExWIND: Cymbal: Damn, that's one fine reporter. I have made the deposit and will be soon making a withdrawal from the spank bank.The mutherfarking "spank bank"?? BWHAHAHA!Only on Fark do folks announce their plans to masturbate.
ITGreen: Knucklepopper: That looked suspiciously like Balloon Boy's flying machine.What is it about Colorado that makes everyone here so damn gullible regarding this sort of tripe?
netringer: Superjew: Those bugs are cool.Damn right. It's a house fly flying near the camera lens.You should see what a spider looks like at night in my IR cameras.
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