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(CNN)   It's not a streetlight....cause it's the middle of the day....and it's not some amateur... These images were duplicated by Denver KDVR News after a local man submitted his own video to them   (cnn.com) divider line 24
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2012-11-16 03:47:35 PM  
5 votes:
My professional opinion. Her skirt is too long, and those boots are not makin' it.
2012-11-16 04:48:43 PM  
4 votes:

Captain Steroid: I never said it was me! You can't prove anything! I have rights! >_>'


img32.imageshack.us
2012-11-16 03:50:13 PM  
4 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

Very spooky! Look at the 00:16 mark.

A - Reflection of possible Bigfoot
B - Strange ethereal blue blob. Ghost?
C - Some kind of alien implant?
D - May be two eyes (head turned sideways) of a very tiny creature.
E - Huh huh, cleavage

Astounding find!
2012-11-16 03:49:58 PM  
3 votes:
Having watched at the proper link, I can't say for sure what the flying objects are, but the original videographer appears to be Bigfoot.
2012-11-16 03:42:10 PM  
3 votes:
sasquatch taking pictures of UFO's.
2012-11-16 04:27:11 PM  
2 votes:

Your Boss: My professional opinion. Her skirt is too long, and those boots are not makin' it.


Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!

i.ytimg.com
2012-11-16 04:22:36 PM  
2 votes:

biyaaatci: I've solved it! Are you ready for what the truth is? 'Cause it will blow your mind...


Everyone in Denver is as high as shiat.


www.freescapes.net
2012-11-16 04:06:44 PM  
2 votes:
I've solved it! Are you ready for what the truth is? 'Cause it will blow your mind...


Everyone in Denver is as high as shiat.
2012-11-16 04:05:26 PM  
2 votes:
Seriously? This guy filming it, and an aviation expert, and the entire editorial staff of the news organization can't tell a fly when they see one? 
 
Dear KDVR and CNN: Thank you for the report. To help you identify the UFO in question. The object being filmed is not a UFO. What you are looking at is FLYING BUGS THAT HAPPEN TO BE IN THE LENS VIEW. YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF MORONS. OH, AND NICE AVIATION EXPERT YOU GOT THERE, HE'S OBVIOUSLY FAMILIAR WITH EVERY TYPE OF AIRCRAFT AND FLYING CREATURE--EXCEPT FOR FLIES.
 
Sorry about the yelling. I need decaf.
 
There have been some compelling UFO videos before. This...is not one of them.
2012-11-16 10:05:16 PM  
1 votes:
This is CNN

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-16 09:33:26 PM  
1 votes:
"We first learned about these strange sightings when this metro area man, who does not want to be identified..."

i1207.photobucket.com

...because he's SASQUATCH?!
2012-11-16 08:11:05 PM  
1 votes:

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: ITGreen: Knucklepopper: That looked suspiciously like Balloon Boy's flying machine.

What is it about Colorado that makes everyone here so damn gullible regarding this sort of tripe?

They did just legalize pot...

Pffft. 

Do you really think legality has influenced people who honor the plant's natural human benefits over the misappropriated history of its detractors' making describing the negativities?

Wait....what?

Read it slow.


...i...t...
2012-11-16 06:57:35 PM  
1 votes:

Gawdzila: The way it moves it looks more like it is tumbling or being blown about than flying. It looks to me like either pieces of trash being blown around by the wind, or possibly insects whizzing by with their typically erratic flying.


Joint papers. Everyone's so stoned they're just setting them free.

WayneKerr: It's no secret that the Denver Airport is ground zero for the Illuminitati. These craft are delivering important messages to Milwaukee.


SILENCE PUNY HUMAN. That is privileged information.

thecynicaleconomist.com
2012-11-16 06:11:57 PM  
1 votes:

Contents Under Pressure: Nice to know we have proof that a Yeti exists.


*raises hand*

*takes a walk*
2012-11-16 05:16:18 PM  
1 votes:

WayneKerr: ringersol: If they show up even semi-regularly, why wouldn't you set up a camera in a different location, watching the same patch of sky?
That way you'd be able to rule out any localized bugs or debris.

Explain localized debris. I know that certain metal shredders are known to lauch items into the air, but...


What, you don't have localized debris where you live? Shoot, around my place you have to duck everytime you walk out the door.
2012-11-16 04:50:02 PM  
1 votes:
That's no Earth insect!!! Did you see where it activated its metallic green space thrusters?!

Who ever heard of metallic green color appearing on a fly???

www.ryenats.org.uk
2012-11-16 04:45:03 PM  
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Cymbal: Damn, that's one fine reporter. I have made the deposit and will be soon making a withdrawal from the spank bank.

The mutherfarking "spank bank"?? BWHAHAHA!

Only on Fark do folks announce their plans to masturbate.


You've never been to 4Chan, or my office.
2012-11-16 04:20:19 PM  
1 votes:

ITGreen: Knucklepopper: That looked suspiciously like Balloon Boy's flying machine.

What is it about Colorado that makes everyone here so damn gullible regarding this sort of tripe?


stopthedrugwar.org

Oh yeah.
2012-11-16 04:03:34 PM  
1 votes:
That looked suspiciously like Balloon Boy's flying machine.
2012-11-16 04:03:10 PM  
1 votes:
LMFAO ITS A FLY -- HAHAHAAHAHAH OMG
2012-11-16 03:54:12 PM  
1 votes:

netringer: Superjew: Those bugs are cool.

Damn right. It's a house fly flying near the camera lens.

You should see what a spider looks like at night in my IR cameras.


Flying mother nature silver seed to a new home in the sky...
2012-11-16 03:49:43 PM  
1 votes:
Ok, who let their dog take a shiat in front the tripod!
2012-11-16 03:47:48 PM  
1 votes:
I'm not saying it's CNN's John Defterios talks to FACTS Global Energy Chairman Fereidun Fesharaki about changes in global oil production

But it's CNN's John Defterios talks to FACTS Global Energy Chairman Fereidun Fesharaki about changes in global oil production
2012-11-16 03:43:34 PM  
1 votes:
ZOMOG they pulled it!
this means it's real.
 
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