DROxINxTHExWIND: Cymbal: Damn, that's one fine reporter. I have made the deposit and will be soon making a withdrawal from the spank bank.The mutherfarking "spank bank"?? BWHAHAHA!Only on Fark do folks announce their plans to masturbate.
Superjew: Those bugs are cool.
dewatson: What I don't understand is why they didn't set up two cameras next to one another, one focused at the far distance, and one focused immediately in front of the far-focused camera lens.
WayneKerr: ringersol: If they show up even semi-regularly, why wouldn't you set up a camera in a different location, watching the same patch of sky?That way you'd be able to rule out any localized bugs or debris.Explain localized debris. I know that certain metal shredders are known to lauch items into the air, but...
Your Boss: My professional opinion. Her skirt is too long, and those boots are not makin' it.
ITGreen: Knucklepopper: That looked suspiciously like Balloon Boy's flying machine.What is it about Colorado that makes everyone here so damn gullible regarding this sort of tripe?
bluefelix: So... the news crew's own camera man doesn't know what bugs look like? The objects aren't in the distance, they're a few feet in front of the camera. :/Thanks for the holiday budget tips, tho...
netringer: Superjew: Those bugs are cool.Damn right. It's a house fly flying near the camera lens.You should see what a spider looks like at night in my IR cameras.
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