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(CNN)   It's not a streetlight....cause it's the middle of the day....and it's not some amateur... These images were duplicated by Denver KDVR News after a local man submitted his own video to them   (cnn.com) divider line 34
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2012-11-16 03:49:15 PM
9 votes:
Just bugs flying in front of the camera
2012-11-16 03:47:43 PM
8 votes:
Those bugs are cool.
2012-11-16 04:05:26 PM
3 votes:
Seriously? This guy filming it, and an aviation expert, and the entire editorial staff of the news organization can't tell a fly when they see one? 
 
Dear KDVR and CNN: Thank you for the report. To help you identify the UFO in question. The object being filmed is not a UFO. What you are looking at is FLYING BUGS THAT HAPPEN TO BE IN THE LENS VIEW. YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF MORONS. OH, AND NICE AVIATION EXPERT YOU GOT THERE, HE'S OBVIOUSLY FAMILIAR WITH EVERY TYPE OF AIRCRAFT AND FLYING CREATURE--EXCEPT FOR FLIES.
 
Sorry about the yelling. I need decaf.
 
There have been some compelling UFO videos before. This...is not one of them.
2012-11-16 03:54:06 PM
3 votes:
If they show up even semi-regularly, why wouldn't you set up a camera in a different location, watching the same patch of sky?
That way you'd be able to rule out any localized bugs or debris.
2012-11-16 04:45:03 PM
2 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Cymbal: Damn, that's one fine reporter. I have made the deposit and will be soon making a withdrawal from the spank bank.

The mutherfarking "spank bank"?? BWHAHAHA!

Only on Fark do folks announce their plans to masturbate.


You've never been to 4Chan, or my office.
2012-11-16 04:40:41 PM
2 votes:
WayneKerr: "Explain localized debris."

You basically did. A shredder or drill or sander or fire or god-knows-what, launches very-small particulate matter into the air, where it can be carried around on air currents like a small scale version of a plastic bag on the wind. If it's vaguely reflective debris, you can easily get the glints that the 'original cameraman' is ready to call fire from a "thruster". And small-scale air currents and very light objects can do some pretty wild zipping around on otherwise-too-small-to-see air currents. At very small scales you can easily see things like, say, the metal on a camera tripod leg heating up in the direct sunlight, creating tiny little columns of hot air that can 'launch' such debris upward (comparatively) violently.

Mix in the facts that the recording involves: A) a tripod B) noonday sun C) what appears to be a location in or around a construction site
2012-11-16 04:06:44 PM
2 votes:
I've solved it! Are you ready for what the truth is? 'Cause it will blow your mind...


Everyone in Denver is as high as shiat.
2012-11-16 04:03:10 PM
2 votes:
LMFAO ITS A FLY -- HAHAHAAHAHAH OMG
2012-11-16 04:01:02 PM
2 votes:

Superjew: Those bugs are cool.


What it looks like to me, too.
2012-11-16 03:56:05 PM
2 votes:
/shrug

Looks like insects flying around in front of the camera to me.
2012-11-16 10:05:16 PM
1 votes:
This is CNN

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-16 07:07:32 PM
1 votes:
Mind you, horsefly bites can be nasti.
2012-11-16 05:52:30 PM
1 votes:

dewatson: What I don't understand is why they didn't set up two cameras next to one another, one focused at the far distance, and one focused immediately in front of the far-focused camera lens.


Not even necessary. Simplest way to debunk it is to just set up a white screen or something some distance from the camera that blocks the sky. If you see bugs flying across that, mystery solved.

I won't dismiss any "evidence" out of hand, 'cause, hey, it'd be neat if we really did find flying saucers. But that was disappointing.
2012-11-16 05:19:47 PM
1 votes:
s9.postimage.org
2012-11-16 05:16:18 PM
1 votes:

WayneKerr: ringersol: If they show up even semi-regularly, why wouldn't you set up a camera in a different location, watching the same patch of sky?
That way you'd be able to rule out any localized bugs or debris.

Explain localized debris. I know that certain metal shredders are known to lauch items into the air, but...


What, you don't have localized debris where you live? Shoot, around my place you have to duck everytime you walk out the door.
2012-11-16 04:50:02 PM
1 votes:
That's no Earth insect!!! Did you see where it activated its metallic green space thrusters?!

Who ever heard of metallic green color appearing on a fly???

www.ryenats.org.uk
zez
2012-11-16 04:44:34 PM
1 votes:
Of course it's not an alien spacecraft... has no one here ever heard of RODS???

www.ufos-aliens.co.uk

Link
2012-11-16 04:27:42 PM
1 votes:
I don't think it's the Denverites that are actually gullible. Aside from seeing this on the news, I have not once heard anyone actually mention it in conversation.
2012-11-16 04:27:11 PM
1 votes:

Your Boss: My professional opinion. Her skirt is too long, and those boots are not makin' it.


Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!

i.ytimg.com
2012-11-16 04:20:19 PM
1 votes:

ITGreen: Knucklepopper: That looked suspiciously like Balloon Boy's flying machine.

What is it about Colorado that makes everyone here so damn gullible regarding this sort of tripe?


stopthedrugwar.org

Oh yeah.
2012-11-16 04:08:24 PM
1 votes:
There have been good UFO stories and even some decent pictures that are unexplained...but this? Seriously? It is just bugs.
These people are morans.
2012-11-16 04:03:34 PM
1 votes:
That looked suspiciously like Balloon Boy's flying machine.
2012-11-16 04:00:58 PM
1 votes:

bluefelix: So... the news crew's own camera man doesn't know what bugs look like? The objects aren't in the distance, they're a few feet in front of the camera. :/

Thanks for the holiday budget tips, tho...


LOL, when you slow it down, it looks like a craft in the distance... but at normal speed, it's clearly just a bug.
2012-11-16 03:58:40 PM
1 votes:

Superjew: Those bugs are cool.


yep.
2012-11-16 03:56:06 PM
1 votes:
So... the news crew's own camera man doesn't know what bugs look like? The objects aren't in the distance, they're a few feet in front of the camera. :/

Thanks for the holiday budget tips, tho...
2012-11-16 03:54:12 PM
1 votes:

netringer: Superjew: Those bugs are cool.

Damn right. It's a house fly flying near the camera lens.

You should see what a spider looks like at night in my IR cameras.


Flying mother nature silver seed to a new home in the sky...
2012-11-16 03:52:25 PM
1 votes:

Superjew: Those bugs are cool.


Damn right. It's a house fly flying near the camera lens.

You should see what a spider looks like at night in my IR cameras.
2012-11-16 03:52:19 PM
1 votes:

Maud Dib: Linky..

Link


LOL. Insect close to camera lens.
2012-11-16 03:50:18 PM
1 votes:
It's a mosquito or something near the camera.
2012-11-16 03:50:13 PM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

Very spooky! Look at the 00:16 mark.

A - Reflection of possible Bigfoot
B - Strange ethereal blue blob. Ghost?
C - Some kind of alien implant?
D - May be two eyes (head turned sideways) of a very tiny creature.
E - Huh huh, cleavage

Astounding find!
2012-11-16 03:49:58 PM
1 votes:
Having watched at the proper link, I can't say for sure what the flying objects are, but the original videographer appears to be Bigfoot.
2012-11-16 03:47:48 PM
1 votes:
I'm not saying it's CNN's John Defterios talks to FACTS Global Energy Chairman Fereidun Fesharaki about changes in global oil production

But it's CNN's John Defterios talks to FACTS Global Energy Chairman Fereidun Fesharaki about changes in global oil production
2012-11-16 03:44:15 PM
1 votes:
2012-11-16 03:42:09 PM
1 votes:
I've got a fail tag right here for ya subby.
 
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