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(Columbus Free Press)   Nets knight new mascot; millions frightened   (sportschump.net) divider line 31
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2012-11-16 03:50:34 PM
1. Your blog sucks.
2. That's not *that* bad.
 
2012-11-16 05:11:06 PM
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2012-11-16 05:36:15 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
www.heromachine.com

Looks familiar...
 
2012-11-16 07:07:00 PM
That's some Grade-A headline writin' right there submittblogger!

/your blog sucks
 
2012-11-16 07:24:38 PM
Jay-Z is their mascot. I give him a ton of props for having the marketing awareness to get involved with this team so that his name comes up with every article and free agent mention regarding the Nets. But he only owns 0.066 of the team which is practically nothing.
 
2012-11-16 07:33:23 PM
Remember, all, if you guys want to be eligible to the prize, leave all mascot-renaming submissions on the actual site.

Thanks for reading and best of luck.
 
2012-11-16 07:35:05 PM

scottydoesntknow: [fc05.deviantart.net image 366x274]


I'm glad this article happened.
So this thread could happen.
So I could see this gif.
Awesome.
 
2012-11-16 07:37:46 PM

RexTalionis: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x766]
[www.heromachine.com image 619x628]

Looks familiar...


NIGHTFIST: He will hit you with his fist!

Srsly? That's a thing?
 
2012-11-16 07:40:36 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-16 07:50:53 PM
Bionic Joe...

Is that a candy corn with erectile dysfunction?
 
2012-11-16 08:02:57 PM

bionicjoe: RexTalionis: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x766]
[www.heromachine.com image 619x628]

Looks familiar...

NIGHTFIST: He will hit you with his fist!

Srsly? That's a thing?


If by thing you mean "parody of a 90's antihero" then yes, it's a thing.

/Ennis also created a character named "arseface"
 
2012-11-16 08:23:54 PM
Klytus is not amused at this obvious copycat. Get ...me.. the... Bore.. Worms...


img803.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-16 08:26:15 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-16 08:50:34 PM

SportsChump: Is that a candy corn with erectile dysfunction?


Seems to be functioning pretty damn well from where I'm sitting...
 
2012-11-16 09:06:50 PM
The Brooklyn Nets Knights of Anaheim?
 
2012-11-16 09:36:26 PM
sportschump.net
Works for me. Why is she in green & white?
 
2012-11-16 09:44:31 PM

SportsChump: Bionic Joe...

Is that a candy corn with erectile dysfunction?


I don't think you know what dysfunction means.
 
2012-11-16 10:46:59 PM
What would really be cool is if the mascot is actually a crime-fighting vigilante in his off-hours.

Lord knows New York needs one, what with their crappy, unconstitutional gun control laws...
 
2012-11-16 11:29:04 PM

coolio mack: Jay-Z is their mascot. I give him a ton of props for having the marketing awareness to get involved with this team so that his name comes up with every article and free agent mention regarding the Nets. But he only owns 0.066 of the team which is practically nothing.


Penny Hardaway, Justin Timberlake and Peyton Manning are buying in like that for the Grizzlies.
 
2012-11-17 12:17:00 AM

SportsChump: Remember, all, if you guys want to be eligible to the prize, leave all mascot-renaming submissions on the actual site.

Thanks for reading and best of luck.


Normally, "your blog sucks" is tossed around as a generality.

Specifically, your blog sucks.
 
2012-11-17 04:50:05 AM
Smails...

You'll get nothing and like it.
 
2012-11-17 06:39:02 AM
ChrisDe:
sportschump.net
Works for me. Why is she in green & white?

Exactly. All the motivation you'd ever need, right behind a convenient front zipper.

And why not green and white? That's a Celtics Cheerleader. I was wondering, why not a picture of a Nets cheerleader?

the212.com

Ah... ugly uniforms. They should take them off.
 
2012-11-17 07:34:55 AM

The Smails Kid: SportsChump: Remember, all, if you guys want to be eligible to the prize, leave all mascot-renaming submissions on the actual site.

Thanks for reading and best of luck.

Normally, "your blog sucks" is tossed around as a generality.

Specifically, your blog sucks.


Undersigned
 
2012-11-17 08:39:50 AM

Willas Tyrell: bionicjoe: RexTalionis: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x766]
[www.heromachine.com image 619x628]

Looks familiar...

NIGHTFIST: He will hit you with his fist!

Srsly? That's a thing?

If by thing you mean "parody of a 90's antihero" then yes, it's a thing.

/Ennis also created a character named "arseface"


Well, that explains why the guy is growing an extra arm out of his ass.
 
2012-11-17 08:53:18 AM

ChrisDe: [sportschump.net image 595x800]
Works for me. Why is she in green & white?


The Brooklyn Boobies?
 
2012-11-17 09:07:22 AM
The Mascot sucks, and honestly the arena isn't much better. It IS in a great location but otherwise kind of sub-par. I'll stick with Madison Square Garden, thanks.
 
2012-11-17 11:28:11 AM

downtownkid: The Mascot sucks, and honestly the arena isn't much better. It IS in a great location but otherwise kind of sub-par. I'll stick with Madison Square Garden, thanks.


Nets should have remained at the Prudential Center.
 
2012-11-17 12:02:59 PM

LonMead: Ah... ugly uniforms. They should take them off.


The uniforms with all the stripes all over the place are horrid. The ones that the black chicks are wearing are infinitely better.
 
2012-11-17 04:33:59 PM

LonMead: Ah... ugly uniforms. They should take them off.


Then be spanked for wearing them.
 
2012-11-17 06:44:01 PM
This is the NBA, and the Nets. Shouldn't it be dozens frightened?
 
2012-11-18 06:36:36 AM
mjbok...

Jay-Z has more friends than that, doesn't he?
 
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