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(Daily Express)   Would you mind opening your trunk please sir? Thanks. Now, what are these 10 live horses doing in here?   (express.co.uk) divider line 68
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2012-11-16 06:28:03 PM
Is there such a thing as a white van that doesn't look dodgy?
 
2012-11-16 06:40:08 PM
Uncomfortable horse?

Check a bit, lately?

*)
 
2012-11-16 06:54:42 PM
claimed they'd had no idea they had livestock on board

I totally believe this
 
2012-11-16 06:57:42 PM

Gilligann: claimed they'd had no idea they had livestock on board

I totally believe this

Moo

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Cruel and out of place is Fark regular, no?
 
2012-11-16 07:04:24 PM
I knew a cop who would search people and have contraband fall out of their asses and, yet, they'd insist it was not theirs and they had no idea how it got lodged in their rectum.
 
2012-11-16 07:17:23 PM
Now, what are these 10 live horses doing in here?

The Macarena!
 
2012-11-16 07:18:56 PM

Mega Steve: In an even more absurd twist, the drivers - on their way to Romania when they were stopped at Offenbach, Germany - claimed they'd had no idea they had livestock on board.

I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.

/If you're dumber than a bag of hammers


Well, maybe they consider horses "pets" rather than livestock. Would you consider rabbits livestock? You get them in a pet store. But you also get them in bulk at farm supply stores where they are legally considered "livestock" and you have to buy more than one.
 
2012-11-16 07:24:44 PM
In the Romanians' defense, the horses were probably not nailed down all that securely.
 
2012-11-16 07:27:55 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-11-16 07:40:29 PM

Plant Rights Activist: Is there such a thing as a white van that doesn't look dodgy?


Maybe, but my white van is a Dodge.
 
2012-11-16 08:00:16 PM

Gyrfalcon: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

Ten dead whores are easier to stack.


Of course they are, you can use a pitchfork.
 
2012-11-16 08:07:22 PM
So have the Guineas folks verified whether or not this is a world record?
 
2012-11-16 08:08:09 PM
Guineas=Guiness

/sorry
 
2012-11-16 10:53:34 PM

chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...
/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....


Mine used to run me under the vines in the vineyard. She was just tall enough to get under the wires and I'd slide right off the back. She had a mouth like a rock.

Also ran me into a barbed wire fence. I still have the scar.
 
2012-11-17 07:38:17 AM

chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....


They don't look like Shetlands to me. They look like the ponies they have in the New Forest, UK. Now they are nasty little creatures. The buggers ruined my stay at Sandy Balls.
 
2012-11-17 11:10:26 AM
That's just GD wrong
 
2012-11-17 03:43:56 PM

GAT_00: Creepy farks.


MaudlinMutantMollusk: Seconded


TXEric: Yep.

I'm with you fellers.


You non-bronies are lucky that there was no mention of socks in the headline.

CLICK IF YOU DARE!!!
 
2012-11-17 04:29:58 PM

real_headhoncho:
You non-bronies are lucky that there was no mention of socks in the headline.

CLICK IF YOU DARE!!!


Socks just got 20% cooler (while still remaining on the "S" side of SFW, and the "W" side of WTF.)
 
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