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		Would you mind opening your trunk please sir? Thanks. Now, what are these 10 live horses doing in here? (express.co.uk)		68
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Bathia_Mapes		2012-11-16 01:52:18 PM

Vans have trunks?

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-11-16 01:54:00 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Vans have trunks?

Neigh

Bathia_Mapes		2012-11-16 02:04:26 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Vans have trunks?

Neigh

lulz

That's what she said.

kid_icarus		2012-11-16 02:05:34 PM

"We think they were probably going to end up on someone's dinner plate in Romania," explained police, speaking to the Austrian Times.

They eat ponies in Romania?

Sybarite		2012-11-16 02:25:32 PM

Is this article Ginuwine?

real_headhoncho		2012-11-16 02:51:21 PM

Ponies in trunks?
twentypercentcooler.net

This is now a MLP thread.

GAT_00		2012-11-16 02:58:34 PM

real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

i575.photobucket.com

Creepy farks.

Babwa Wawa		2012-11-16 03:00:22 PM

This is why informed people always order the fish while traveling in Romania.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-11-16 03:04:29 PM

GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.

Seconded

GAT_00		2012-11-16 03:15:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.

Seconded

Seriously, is the MLP fascination not the creepiest Internet thing in a long time?

jehovahs witness protection		2012-11-16 03:31:00 PM

The passengers were a little horse...

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-11-16 03:32:41 PM

Pud		2012-11-16 04:16:31 PM

They were just horsing around.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-11-16 04:24:07 PM

Would you rather drive 1 horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses across Germany?

blatz514		2012-11-16 04:24:33 PM

DeathCipris		2012-11-16 04:25:11 PM

Stopped reading when it said "night-mare."

Bad joke is bad.

cgraves67		2012-11-16 04:25:46 PM

Someone told the driver his van needed more horsepower.

groppet		2012-11-16 04:29:23 PM

Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

theresnothinglft		2012-11-16 04:29:50 PM

He was driving the cast of Sex In the City to their next filming location.

Spartacus Outlaw		2012-11-16 04:30:09 PM

Well, if they weren't stolen before, they are now.

LowbrowDeluxe		2012-11-16 04:30:21 PM

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.

Seconded

Seriously, is the MLP fascination not the creepiest Internet thing in a long time?

I'm going to give you a choice. Red pill, blue pill, etc. You can either just accept an occasional pony picture, or I can show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes till the mods catch me. Which is it going to be, Neo?

eagles95		2012-11-16 04:30:24 PM

groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

I hate finding dead hookers in trunks

chevydeuce		2012-11-16 04:31:33 PM

Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

Kanemano		2012-11-16 04:32:57 PM

Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that

skinink		2012-11-16 04:37:22 PM

Live live horses couldn't put him away.

Mega Steve		2012-11-16 04:37:29 PM

In an even more absurd twist, the drivers - on their way to Romania when they were stopped at Offenbach, Germany - claimed they'd had no idea they had livestock on board.

I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.

/If you're dumber than a bag of hammers

ProfessorOhki		2012-11-16 04:40:06 PM

It's hard enough to trailer one horse, how do you get 10 of them into a van?

signaljammer		2012-11-16 04:40:14 PM

The recent aversion to horsemeat in the states is just plain weird.

groppet		2012-11-16 04:42:29 PM

eagles95: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

I hate finding dead hookers in trunks

Mitch: I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!
Bystander: Lord knows I have.

TXEric		2012-11-16 04:44:12 PM

angry_scientist		2012-11-16 04:45:16 PM

Maybe they had a lot of dogs that has opulence

Recreate the blank scene in Animal House?

Indubitably		2012-11-16 04:49:37 PM

Saddle up a comma in that headline, pardner.

Gyrfalcon		2012-11-16 04:51:24 PM

groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

Ten dead whores are easier to stack.

Indubitably		2012-11-16 04:53:29 PM

Gyrfalcon: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

Ten dead whores are easier to stack.

Why would you stack them? Wouldn't you want to lay them out?

Ew.

P.S. This joke hurt my sense of decency, among other things.

Gyrfalcon		2012-11-16 05:07:44 PM

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

Ten dead whores are easier to stack.

Why would you stack them? Wouldn't you want to lay them out?

Ew.

P.S. This joke hurt my sense of decency, among other things.

Oh, like your response either looks or smells any better.

redmid17		2012-11-16 05:09:59 PM

kid_icarus: "We think they were probably going to end up on someone's dinner plate in Romania," explained police, speaking to the Austrian Times.

They eat ponies in Romania?

Horse meat is popular in a lot of countries in Europe (Italy, France, Belgium..) I can't imagine Romania is any different. Why they would import Shetland ponies is beyond me but it doesn't surprise me that people eat them.

Indubitably		2012-11-16 05:12:43 PM

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

Ten dead whores are easier to stack.

Why would you stack them? Wouldn't you want to lay them out?

Ew.

P.S. This joke hurt my sense of decency, among other things.

Oh, like your response either looks or smells any better.

Ouchies.

pottie		2012-11-16 05:14:15 PM

redmid17: kid_icarus: "We think they were probably going to end up on someone's dinner plate in Romania," explained police, speaking to the Austrian Times.

They eat ponies in Romania?

Horse meat is popular in a lot of countries in Europe (Italy, France, Belgium..) I can't imagine Romania is any different. Why they would import Shetland ponies is beyond me but it doesn't surprise me that people eat them.

because they taste like chicken

Smeggy Smurf		2012-11-16 05:16:00 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Vans have trunks?

DON'T JUDGE MY ACCESSORIES!

/runs off

Shaggy0717		2012-11-16 05:30:25 PM

Indubitably		2012-11-16 05:31:28 PM

"This is my wagon..."

uncleacid		2012-11-16 05:35:36 PM

10 midget jockeys are now out of work.

redmid17		2012-11-16 05:40:57 PM

Shaggy0717: chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

Mind you, a shetland once bit my sister. Shetlands bites can be pretty nasty...

It's not the Shetlands fault your sister likes it rough

Gyrfalcon		2012-11-16 05:44:38 PM

Shaggy0717: chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

Mind you, a shetland once bit my sister. Shetlands bites can be pretty nasty...

Ha, a Shetland pony ACTUALLY bit my sister. On the ear. 40 years ago and she still has the scar.

Indubitably		2012-11-16 05:45:37 PM

Gyrfalcon: Shaggy0717: chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

Mind you, a shetland once bit my sister. Shetlands bites can be pretty nasty...

Ha, a Shetland pony ACTUALLY bit my sister. On the ear. 40 years ago and she still has the scar.

See?

Twilight Farkle		2012-11-16 05:53:48 PM

LowbrowDeluxe:
I'm going to give you a choice. Red pill, blue pill, etc. You can either just accept an occasional pony picture, or I can show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes till the mods catch me. Which is it going to be, Neo?

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the thread ends, you close the browser window and, umm, believe whatever you like. You take the red pill - you stay in Equestria and Angel here shows you how deep the rabbit-hole goes, if that's okay with you.

MBooda		2012-11-16 05:55:25 PM

real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?

Hey, guess what I shot last night.

4.bp.blogspot.com

/this is now a Marxist thread

ShobuZukuri		2012-11-16 06:01:03 PM

KrispyKritter		2012-11-16 06:07:13 PM

chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

WTF? didn't Nanna ever tells you "swee'pea whatevers doesn't kill lil' chevydeuce makes him stronger?" but i'll admit the artery thing sounds a bit OMG. honeslty, i won't get anywhere near a horse, they scare shiat out of me. frickin' things are huge and will eat you given half a chance. but the pic is cute.

---of course the Police were suspicious. the cute was spilling out on the sidewalk for gosh sake.