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(Daily Express)   Would you mind opening your trunk please sir? Thanks. Now, what are these 10 live horses doing in here?   (express.co.uk) divider line 68
    More: Unlikely, Shetland Pony  
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2012-11-16 01:52:18 PM  
Vans have trunks?
 
2012-11-16 01:54:00 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Vans have trunks?


Neigh
 
2012-11-16 02:04:26 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Vans have trunks?

Neigh


lulz

That's what she said.
 
2012-11-16 02:05:34 PM  
"We think they were probably going to end up on someone's dinner plate in Romania," explained police, speaking to the Austrian Times.

They eat ponies in Romania?
 
2012-11-16 02:25:32 PM  
Is this article Ginuwine?
 
2012-11-16 02:51:21 PM  
Ponies in trunks?
twentypercentcooler.net

This is now a MLP thread.
 
2012-11-16 02:58:34 PM  

real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.


i575.photobucket.com

Creepy farks.
 
2012-11-16 03:00:22 PM  
This is why informed people always order the fish while traveling in Romania.
 
2012-11-16 03:04:29 PM  

GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.


Seconded
 
2012-11-16 03:15:01 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.

Seconded


Seriously, is the MLP fascination not the creepiest Internet thing in a long time?
 
2012-11-16 03:31:00 PM  
The passengers were a little horse...
 
2012-11-16 03:32:41 PM  

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.

Seconded

Seriously, is the MLP fascination not the creepiest Internet thing in a long time?


I sure don't get it

/but that's a long list of things, too
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-11-16 04:16:31 PM  
They were just horsing around.
 
2012-11-16 04:24:07 PM  
Would you rather drive 1 horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses across Germany?
 
2012-11-16 04:24:33 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-16 04:25:11 PM  
Stopped reading when it said "night-mare."

Bad joke is bad.
 
2012-11-16 04:25:46 PM  
Someone told the driver his van needed more horsepower.
 
2012-11-16 04:29:23 PM  
Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores
 
2012-11-16 04:29:50 PM  
He was driving the cast of Sex In the City to their next filming location.
 
2012-11-16 04:30:09 PM  
Well, if they weren't stolen before, they are now.
 
2012-11-16 04:30:21 PM  

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.

Seconded

Seriously, is the MLP fascination not the creepiest Internet thing in a long time?


I'm going to give you a choice. Red pill, blue pill, etc. You can either just accept an occasional pony picture, or I can show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes till the mods catch me. Which is it going to be, Neo?
 
2012-11-16 04:30:24 PM  

groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores


I hate finding dead hookers in trunks
 
2012-11-16 04:31:33 PM  
Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....
 
2012-11-16 04:32:57 PM  
Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
 
2012-11-16 04:37:22 PM  
Live live horses couldn't put him away.
 
2012-11-16 04:37:29 PM  
In an even more absurd twist, the drivers - on their way to Romania when they were stopped at Offenbach, Germany - claimed they'd had no idea they had livestock on board.

I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.

/If you're dumber than a bag of hammers
 
2012-11-16 04:40:06 PM  
It's hard enough to trailer one horse, how do you get 10 of them into a van?
 
2012-11-16 04:40:14 PM  
The recent aversion to horsemeat in the states is just plain weird.
 
2012-11-16 04:42:29 PM  

eagles95: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

I hate finding dead hookers in trunks


Mitch: I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!
Bystander: Lord knows I have.
 
2012-11-16 04:44:12 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.

Seconded


Yep.

I'm with you fellers.
 
2012-11-16 04:45:16 PM  
Maybe they had a lot of dogs that has opulence

Recreate the blank scene in Animal House?
 
2012-11-16 04:49:37 PM  
Saddle up a comma in that headline, pardner.
 
2012-11-16 04:51:24 PM  

groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores


Ten dead whores are easier to stack.
 
2012-11-16 04:53:29 PM  

Gyrfalcon: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

Ten dead whores are easier to stack.


Why would you stack them? Wouldn't you want to lay them out?

Ew.

P.S. This joke hurt my sense of decency, among other things.
 
2012-11-16 05:07:44 PM  

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

Ten dead whores are easier to stack.

Why would you stack them? Wouldn't you want to lay them out?

Ew.

P.S. This joke hurt my sense of decency, among other things.


Oh, like your response either looks or smells any better.
 
2012-11-16 05:09:59 PM  

kid_icarus: "We think they were probably going to end up on someone's dinner plate in Romania," explained police, speaking to the Austrian Times.

They eat ponies in Romania?


Horse meat is popular in a lot of countries in Europe (Italy, France, Belgium..) I can't imagine Romania is any different. Why they would import Shetland ponies is beyond me but it doesn't surprise me that people eat them.
 
2012-11-16 05:12:43 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

Ten dead whores are easier to stack.

Why would you stack them? Wouldn't you want to lay them out?

Ew.

P.S. This joke hurt my sense of decency, among other things.

Oh, like your response either looks or smells any better.


Ouchies.
 
2012-11-16 05:14:15 PM  

redmid17: kid_icarus: "We think they were probably going to end up on someone's dinner plate in Romania," explained police, speaking to the Austrian Times.

They eat ponies in Romania?

Horse meat is popular in a lot of countries in Europe (Italy, France, Belgium..) I can't imagine Romania is any different. Why they would import Shetland ponies is beyond me but it doesn't surprise me that people eat them.


because they taste like chicken
 
2012-11-16 05:16:00 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Vans have trunks?


DON'T JUDGE MY ACCESSORIES!

/runs off
 
2012-11-16 05:30:25 PM  

chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....


Mind you, a shetland once bit my sister. Shetlands bites can be pretty nasty...
 
2012-11-16 05:31:28 PM  
"This is my wagon..."
 
2012-11-16 05:35:36 PM  
10 midget jockeys are now out of work.
 
2012-11-16 05:40:57 PM  

Shaggy0717: chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

Mind you, a shetland once bit my sister. Shetlands bites can be pretty nasty...


It's not the Shetlands fault your sister likes it rough
 
2012-11-16 05:44:38 PM  

Shaggy0717: chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

Mind you, a shetland once bit my sister. Shetlands bites can be pretty nasty...


Ha, a Shetland pony ACTUALLY bit my sister. On the ear. 40 years ago and she still has the scar.
 
2012-11-16 05:45:37 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Shaggy0717: chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

Mind you, a shetland once bit my sister. Shetlands bites can be pretty nasty...

Ha, a Shetland pony ACTUALLY bit my sister. On the ear. 40 years ago and she still has the scar.


See?
 
2012-11-16 05:53:48 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe:
I'm going to give you a choice. Red pill, blue pill, etc. You can either just accept an occasional pony picture, or I can show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes till the mods catch me. Which is it going to be, Neo?


This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the thread ends, you close the browser window and, umm, believe whatever you like. You take the red pill - you stay in Equestria and Angel here shows you how deep the rabbit-hole goes, if that's okay with you.
 
2012-11-16 05:55:25 PM  

real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?


Hey, guess what I shot last night.

4.bp.blogspot.com
/this is now a Marxist thread
 
2012-11-16 06:01:03 PM  
narwhaler.com
 
2012-11-16 06:07:13 PM  

chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....


WTF? didn't Nanna ever tells you "swee'pea whatevers doesn't kill lil' chevydeuce makes him stronger?" but i'll admit the artery thing sounds a bit OMG. honeslty, i won't get anywhere near a horse, they scare shiat out of me. frickin' things are huge and will eat you given half a chance. but the pic is cute.

---of course the Police were suspicious. the cute was spilling out on the sidewalk for gosh sake.
 
2012-11-16 06:25:48 PM  
A horse is a horse, of course, of course ...

unless it's lunch.
 
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