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(Cracked)   4 Twilight movies based on somebody that has not seen them, since there can be never be enough articles about that movie   (cracked.com) divider line 7
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2012-11-16 01:16:18 PM
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No. With you, never a quickie. Always a longie.
2012-11-16 04:52:53 PM
1 votes:
Maybe a Twilight fan could explain why a relationship between Elmo and a young boy is creepy but a relationship between a full grown werewolf man and a vampire hybrid infant is a okay?

(I can't believe I just typed that nonsense.)
2012-11-16 04:16:11 PM
1 votes:

Hollie Maea: Hi. I have not seen any Twilight movies, but based on the first picture in the article, why is the Columbia Gorge suddenly in Forks, WA? Are we supposed to not recognize Beacon Rock? Are we expected to think that the Columbia River is actually the Sol Duc River?


Yes, it's called fiction. Turns out Tunisia is not on Tatooine, either.
2012-11-16 03:41:11 PM
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Vlad_the_Inaner: oh cool, a venue to vent my pleen on the douches that released this.

My wife being a big fan, she wanted to see the double feature version. Last years part, followed by the new release. Started at 7PM.

Thing is that no one saw fit to mention that they couldn't show the new part until 10PM. I can even see the reasons for that, as that when the single version screens premiered.

But the thing there is zero apparent reason for is more than an hour of dead time between the two parts. With no warning given at the ticket booth. A whole audience of people stuck in a theater twiddling their thumbs for more an hour. Completely dead air. No trailers, no short special film. Not even farking ads. Just an hour of wasted life.

The theater manager blames Lionsgate, the distributor. But whether it was Lionsgate or Rave Theaters, its a slight that won't be forgotten, and one that will be mentioned by me as often as possible. (Like here)

One more reason not to go to the big screen. Wonderful business plan.


1) You could have used the 60 minutes to kill yourself rather than see part 2.
2) You could have used the 60 minutes to find your manhood.
3) Your wife could have used the 60 minutes to fellate you, as an apology for the films.
4) The time could've been used to make use of the facilities or to buy more junk food to stuff into your consume-hole.

YOU wasted the time. Don't blame the theater.
2012-11-16 03:23:27 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: thecpt: Mugato: I haven't seen the latest one but from what I understand the "twist" would piss me off if I gave a shiat.

So like if the sharks and the jets just said "screw it"

....and just as gay.


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Maybe.
2012-11-16 03:19:40 PM
1 votes:
"Twilight 5: Get Busy, or Die Twi-ing"
2012-11-16 03:19:03 PM
1 votes:

thecpt: Mugato: I haven't seen the latest one but from what I understand the "twist" would piss me off if I gave a shiat.

So like if the sharks and the jets just said "screw it"


....and just as gay.
 
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