Amurica...Fark Ya!: Duuurrrrrr......religion.....hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r/it's 2012 for fark's sake//science ftw
HotIgneous Intruder: oh good./Got all those weapons, might as well unleash them on the folks who've been penned up for two generations in a 141 square-mile concentration camp and are lashing out again.//Genocide: It's OK when Israel does it.
moops: Israel should now invade Gaza, and not leave until they've liquidated every single Hamas member.
Galloping Galoshes: Seraphym: they have a right to stop those trying to kill them for just existing.How dare you! What an ill-conceived philosophy! I don't know how you can live with yourself, thinking such nonsense.
gerrymander: Fanaticism is a human problem, not a religious problem.
The My Little Pony KillerLet's keep encroaching on the land we shoved these people off onto and see if we can't get sunshine and rainbows from them./what Israel seriously believes
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: nmemkha: Jews, Muslims, and Christians all worship the God of Abraham. They are literally fighting each other in the name of the same God.But Abram came from Sumer and was a polytheist. Until he out-Sauled Saul of Tarsus. Why do people have to change teams??? What was so wrong with Marduk?
SpectroBoy: I saw we send in a seal team. They could sneak up behind Israel, inflate a LARGE brown paper bag, and then POP it.The flinch should be enough to get this war rolling.
cgraves67: I'm glad these Hamas guys don't run NASA. Their rockets can't hit crap.
Quick Fixer: Amos Quito: RULES OF ENGAGEMENT :[Derp]
that bosnian sniper: Oh god, a rocket, shiat's done got real now. Or is this just the lucky one that made it through half the Gaza strip being carpeted in willy pete several times over now?
nmemkha: It's unquestionably the stupidest premise in the history of Hollywood.
BigNumber12: AverageAmericanGuy: That's the difference between Jews, Christians, and Muslims. Christians don't believe that The Law holds any sway over believers. Therefore holy sites are nice tourist attractions, but don't have any intrinsic spiritual value.Sadly, that's not true for Christians inside Jerusalem. That conflict, however, is usually sorted out with brooms and fists.Monks gone wild at Jesus' birth site
muck4doo: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: nmemkha: Jews, Muslims, and Christians all worship the God of Abraham. They are literally fighting each other in the name of the same God.But Abram came from Sumer and was a polytheist. Until he out-Sauled Saul of Tarsus. Why do people have to change teams??? What was so wrong with Marduk?He was from Ur, specifically, which was the seat of worship for Sin, the moon god, not Marduk. That was Babylon.
kindms: This is BS.Bibi f-ing assassinated the head of Hamas Security forces just the other day. That guy was working with others to get a ceasefire done. Bibi's extra judicial assassination is what touched off the latest round of fighting.http://electronicintifada.net/blogs/ali-abunimah/how-israel-shattered - gaza-truce-leading-escalating-death-and-tragedy-timeline
Spaced Cowboy: ChipNASA: TATSThe whiny little douche finally put the last active Farker on his hilariously oversized ignore list. When he next logged in and saw zero comments, he thought the place shut down and moved on.That's my theory anyways.
mekki: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Duuurrrrrr......religion.....hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r/it's 2012 for fark's sake//science ftwAh, yes, science. You know, what you use to make the rockets and bombs.Anyone who thinks science is always peaceful and religion is always violent is an idiot. It's hard to keep wars going if all you have are stones that you've picked off the ground. That's where science kicks in and shows you all the new ways to kill people. Many where you are thousands of miles away and you don't even have to leave your desk.
Headso: moops: Israel should now invade Gaza, and not leave until they've liquidated every single Hamas member.how do you do that? with a centrifuge?
bostonguy: nmemkha: Jews, Muslims, and Christians all worship the God of Abraham. They are literally fighting each other in the name of the same God.Uh, it's more like one of them is fighting the other two, and often themselves when individual sects disagree.
Silly Jesus: Should we really use the [img1.fark.net image 54x11] if the breaking news is 5000 years old?
FitzShivering: I bet you'd get pretty upset if they launched a missile at the Large Hadron Collider, though. :D
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