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(WWL) NewsFlash Here we go again: Oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico on fire, workers evacuated   (wwl.com) divider line 85
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2012-11-16 12:42:57 PM  
yes, let's keep drilling.

*facepalm*

1. Gas prices going down?
2. Cause some kind of oil catastrophe.
3. ??
4. Profit
 
2012-11-16 12:43:03 PM  
Now it's Black Elk Energy's turn to be nude on the bear rug:

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2012-11-16 12:43:11 PM  

TheGogmagog: Thank goodness we refine the oil out at see where the waste doesn't contaminate anything.


We refine oil at sea??
 
2012-11-16 12:48:58 PM  

kemosabe: yes, let's keep drilling.

*facepalm*

1. Gas prices going down?
2. Cause some kind of oil catastrophe.
3. ??
4. Profit


Yeah, I don't think Black Elk Energy is going to see profits increased here. It's one of those "sign on the fourth floor of a ten-story building in West Houston" energy companies.
 
2012-11-16 12:53:31 PM  
This is where Black Elk Energy's offices are. They added a sign on the fourth-ish floor about a year ago.

OOGA BOOGA BIG OIL
 
2012-11-16 12:53:40 PM  

kemosabe: yes, let's keep drilling.



OK, we will.
 
2012-11-16 12:54:53 PM  

kemosabe: yes, let's keep drilling.

*facepalm*

1. Gas prices going down?
2. Cause some kind of oil catastrophe.
3. ??
4. Profit


This is nothing compared to the devastation caused when a solar panel explodes.
 
2012-11-16 12:55:00 PM  
Sooo no spill, no oil loss but rather an unfortunate industrial accident.
 
2012-11-16 12:58:35 PM  

air_wx: TheGogmagog: Thank goodness we refine the oil out at see where the waste doesn't contaminate anything.

We refine oil at sea??


Well there's another round of training I need for refinery visits. News to me.

/I actually do want to do the helo dunk training, though.
 
2012-11-16 12:59:11 PM  

TheGogmagog: YixilTesiphon: trappedspirit: At the scene
[i141.photobucket.com image 617x236]

Just in case anybody's inclined the panic, the datestamp on the .gif is 26/05/10, i.e. May 26, 2010.

Mine too.

Thank goodness we refine the oil out at see where the waste doesn't contaminate anything.
I mean anything important or tracable.


production facilities are not the same as refineries.
 
2012-11-16 01:00:35 PM  

Lupine Chemist: /I actually do want to do the helo dunk training, though.


Oh man, I was so glad the guy next to me got asked to do an oil rig visit instead of me, because my sister went through that, and from what I heard I don't think I could handle it.
 
2012-11-16 01:08:57 PM  

nyseattitude: kemosabe: yes, let's keep drilling.

*facepalm*

1. Gas prices going down?
2. Cause some kind of oil catastrophe.
3. ??
4. Profit

This is nothing compared to the devastation caused when a solar panel explodes.


Well alrighty then.

It's gonna be a long process, but the US has to find a way to get off oil. There's only so much of it.
 
2012-11-16 01:09:43 PM  
The oil platform is that of a Obama Supporter so nothing will happen. PS what are these gifts that Romney talks about?
 
2012-11-16 01:10:40 PM  

Spudsy1: The oil platform is that of a Obama Supporter so nothing will happen. PS what are these gifts that Romney talks about?


...Lizard people?
 
2012-11-16 01:11:37 PM  

air_wx: TheGogmagog: Thank goodness we refine the oil out at see where the waste doesn't contaminate anything.

We refine oil at sea??


I misread another article that seemed to claim that it was not a production platform but was used for refinement. So it is an oil 'production' (extraction) platform, just not the initial drilling platform, and not in deepwater exploritory range.
 
2012-11-16 01:13:25 PM  
This isn't anything like BP. Move on folks. Stop exaggerating.
 
2012-11-16 01:14:28 PM  
Writing apologetic letter to Black Elk as we speak.
www.newsevents.tcu.edu
 
2012-11-16 01:34:57 PM  

kemosabe:
It's gonna be a long process, but the US has to find a way to get off oil. There's only so much of it.


Well TECHNICALLY that's not true, as things are constantly dying, getting buried under layers of soil and at some point undergoing the heat and pressure needed to become petroleum. At the current rate we pump it we'll temporarily run out (temporarily in a geologic time frame), but there will be more.....maybe just a couple of million years wait.

Just think graveyards today are tomorrow's oil fields! All those that get cremated are just selfish pricks that don't want to provide energy for the next evolutionary period of man!
 
2012-11-16 01:35:33 PM  
DRILL BABY DRILL
 
2012-11-16 01:36:41 PM  

YixilTesiphon: Lupine Chemist: /I actually do want to do the helo dunk training, though.

Oh man, I was so glad the guy next to me got asked to do an oil rig visit instead of me, because my sister went through that, and from what I heard I don't think I could handle it.


I'm in gas processing and it seems that there is trend is to move that stuff out to sea. Or at the very least develop some form of non-zero offshore processing capacity to be able to load tankers directly from the field. So there's a good chance I may end up doing that stuff in the future.
 
2012-11-16 01:45:31 PM  
Black Elk's offices are right around the bend from my house. Hmmm...maybe I should go ogle some reporter babes during lunch.
 
2012-11-16 01:46:33 PM  

gsmphoto: Black Elk's offices are right around the bend from my house. Hmmm...maybe I should go ogle some reporter babes during lunch.


Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: DRILL BABY DRILL

 
2012-11-16 01:47:52 PM  
But remember, government regulations are bad, and the companies will police themselves.
 
2012-11-16 01:50:33 PM  

nmemkha: [i8.photobucket.com image 352x240]


What the frack is going on with photobucket lately?
 
2012-11-16 01:51:07 PM  
And I exploded in my pants
www.dancewithshadows.com
www.dancewithshadows.com
 
2012-11-16 01:52:12 PM  
This is one of the many Fark headlines that could be vastly improved by adding "in my pants" to the end.
 
2012-11-16 01:59:00 PM  

Ashrams: And I exploded in my pants
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Is that the thing that killed Tasha Yar?
 
2012-11-16 02:10:49 PM  

Rufus Lee King: YixilTesiphon: Rockets with frikkin' laser beams on their heads!

[www.misterkitty.org image 700x645]


i45.tinypic.com

Zey have skull guns? I vant a skull gun.
 
2012-11-16 02:21:38 PM  
Clearly, the Palestinians shot a rocket at it and caused the fire/explosion, because everybody knows offshore drilling platforms in the Gulf are 100% safe and reliable and nothing bad would ever happen to them.
 
2012-11-16 02:26:23 PM  

Nabb1: Apparently the fire is out or at least contained now. The platform is non-productive, i.e. not drilling anything. They were apparently preparing it to go back into production. There is no leaking well or anything else like that.


What? How are we supposed to get outraged about this?! This lack of aggression will not stand!
 
2012-11-16 02:52:54 PM  

air_wx: Oil rig explosion != failed blow out preventer and uncontained spill


True. But one can certainly lead to the other depending on where the damage is.
 
2012-11-16 02:57:48 PM  
What do you bet we declare the Gulf of Mexico our "South China Sea"? Oh and don't forget the Caribbean.

/Wasn't there a Russian attack sub in there recently? Doo doodley doo doo.
 
2012-11-16 03:19:19 PM  

Rufus Lee King: YixilTesiphon: Rockets with frikkin' laser beams on their heads!

[www.misterkitty.org image 700x645]


Despite all that is going all, that guy is straight up honey-badger. He just doesn't seem to care.

If I saw what was going on in that comic my face would do this:
25.media.tumblr.com
/just, you know, more ugly. 
//for those unfortunate few that havn't actualy seen Scott Pilgrim, that is an actual screen cap. Yes, the movie is that awesome.
 
2012-11-16 06:54:14 PM  
Damn it! Just when gas prices were starting to come down in Washington state!
 
2012-11-16 11:01:36 PM  
It's not like history repeats itself?

It's not like history repeats itself?

It's not like history repeats itself?
 
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