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(American Thinker)   0bama's Jonestowns   (americanthinker.com) divider line 113
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2012-11-16 10:54:54 AM  
Finally I can get some more mileage out of this picture. 

imageshack.us
 
2012-11-16 11:00:52 AM  

Raharu: Finally I can get some more mileage out of this picture. 

[imageshack.us image 488x655]


Nice. I'm saving that one.
 
2012-11-16 11:03:34 AM  

St_Francis_P: Raharu: Finally I can get some more mileage out of this picture. 

[imageshack.us image 488x655]

Nice. I'm saving that one.


Want a link to the website they all come from, there is a TON of Comedy Gold there?

http://daletoons.blogspot.com/
 
2012-11-16 11:06:00 AM  

Raharu: St_Francis_P: Raharu: Finally I can get some more mileage out of this picture. 

[imageshack.us image 488x655]

Nice. I'm saving that one.

Want a link to the website they all come from, there is a TON of Comedy Gold there?

http://daletoons.blogspot.com/


Whoa, a goldmine of derp! Thanks.
 
2012-11-16 11:09:01 AM  

St_Francis_P: Raharu: St_Francis_P: Raharu: Finally I can get some more mileage out of this picture. 

[imageshack.us image 488x655]

Nice. I'm saving that one.

Want a link to the website they all come from, there is a TON of Comedy Gold there?

http://daletoons.blogspot.com/

Whoa, a goldmine of derp! Thanks.


Welcome! I got the Blog Greenlit a while back, 300+ LOL thread.
 
2012-11-16 11:11:12 AM  
Whoever thought to slap the Satire tag on "Thinker" articles deserves a goddamned medal.
 
2012-11-16 11:15:02 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Whoever thought to slap the Satire tag on "Thinker" articles deserves a goddamned medal.


Its the Republican Onion.
 
2012-11-16 11:35:01 AM  
Why aren't there more Jonestown jokes?

The punchlines are too long.


/try the veal.
 
2012-11-16 11:49:34 AM  
Is it satire when it is unintentional?

Maybe a Poe's Law tag would be more apt.
 
2012-11-16 11:55:49 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Is it satire when it is unintentional?

Maybe a Poe's Law tag would be more apt.


Yeah, painfully unfunny and unintelligent rambling is not satire.

Can we get a Derp tag?
 
2012-11-16 12:03:20 PM  
I bothered to actually read the nonsense.

In summary:

Lots of black people voted for Obama. Obviously they are mindless automatons. Obama is trying hard to aggravate race relations. When we call black people mindless automatons, that's our way of saying that we need to come together as a people and lessen this racial divide. No, we aren't stupid. Why do you ask?
 
2012-11-16 12:06:47 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I bothered to actually read the nonsense.

In summary:

Lots of black people voted for Obama. Obviously they are mindless automatons. Obama is trying hard to aggravate race relations. When we call black people mindless automatons, that's our way of saying that we need to come together as a people and lessen this racial divide. No, we aren't stupid. Why do you ask?


Simply more evidence that in many cases, it's time to stop using words to debate a position and start using the back of your hand.
 
2012-11-16 12:27:43 PM  

vernonFL: Why aren't there more Jonestown jokes?

The punchlines are too long.


/try the veal.


Oh lord. Shakes head.
 
2012-11-16 12:41:46 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I bothered to actually read the nonsense.

In summary:

Lots of black people voted for Obama. Obviously they are mindless automatons. Obama is trying hard to aggravate race relations. When we call black people mindless automatons, that's our way of saying that we need to come together as a people and lessen this racial divide. No, we aren't stupid. Why do you ask?


You know what the problem is in this country?

Attractive and successful African-Americans! Attractive and successful Sand-Americans! Attractive and successful Bean-Americans! Attractive and successful Rice-Americans! The Irish! All those damned furriners! If they just knew their place we could heal this racial divide!
 
2012-11-16 12:42:38 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: AdolfOliverPanties: Is it satire when it is unintentional?

Maybe a Poe's Law tag would be more apt.

Yeah, painfully unfunny and unintelligent rambling is not satire.

Can we get a Derp tag?


We already have one:
img0.fark.net
 
2012-11-16 12:42:56 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I bothered to actually read the nonsense.

In summary:

Lots of black people voted for Obama. Obviously they are mindless automatons. Obama is trying hard to aggravate race relations. When we call black people mindless automatons, that's our way of saying that we need to come together as a people and lessen this racial divide. No, we aren't stupid. Why do you ask?


Thanks. I don't even click them anymore since I don't want to get the derp all over myself.
 
2012-11-16 12:43:16 PM  
Merkin
Stinker
 
2012-11-16 12:46:59 PM  
If Republicans hadn't already gone insane 10 years ago I'd say they've all gone insane.
 
2012-11-16 12:47:14 PM  
jasonjeffrey.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-16 12:49:15 PM  
The GOP pushes its Derp to a mindless Republican party on everything from rape to Sharia law to secession, and OBAMA is the one who resembles Jim Jones? Projection much?
 
2012-11-16 12:50:19 PM  
www.mindhuestudio.com
 
2012-11-16 12:51:02 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: AdolfOliverPanties: Is it satire when it is unintentional?

Maybe a Poe's Law tag would be more apt.

Yeah, painfully unfunny and unintelligent rambling is not satire.

Can we get a Derp tag?


Bullshiat tag also works.

Any AT submission with a Hero tag should be auto redlight instantly and the subby punched.
 
2012-11-16 12:52:25 PM  
Why the satire tag? The American Thinker only publishes what all Republicans really believe.
 
2012-11-16 12:52:46 PM  
What the fark was I looking at? Chris-Chan Sonichu comics about Communism?
 
2012-11-16 12:54:00 PM  

vernonFL: Why aren't there more Jonestown jokes?

The punchlines are too long.


/try the veal.


this made me laugh. I have no idea why.
 
2012-11-16 12:54:40 PM  
The extreme right wing Tea Tards think people who vote for Obama are brainwashed.

The election is over, stop projecting.
 
2012-11-16 12:55:22 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Lando Lincoln: I bothered to actually read the nonsense.

In summary:

Lots of black people voted for Obama. Obviously they are mindless automatons. Obama is trying hard to aggravate race relations. When we call black people mindless automatons, that's our way of saying that we need to come together as a people and lessen this racial divide. No, we aren't stupid. Why do you ask?

You know what the problem is in this country?

Attractive and successful African-Americans! Attractive and successful Sand-Americans! Attractive and successful Bean-Americans! Attractive and successful Rice-Americans! The Irish! All those damned furriners! If they just knew their place we could heal this racial divide!


You forgot all those uppity Vagina-Americans. Don't they know it's a great honor to serve and tend to their husband's needs?
 
2012-11-16 12:57:10 PM  

Raharu: Finally I can get some more mileage out of this picture. 


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-16 12:59:07 PM  

Raharu: Finally I can get some more mileage out of this picture. 

[imageshack.us image 488x655]


I think the greatest thing out of this image is how at first it seems to try to provoke Obama fans by saying "OBAMA FOLLOWING IS LIKE CULT" and then suddenly has Ann Coulter (and I THINK Chris Christie) in the background drinking (not racist) purple Kool-Aid.

It's like trying to offend both sides but overall coming out as "Huh...".
 
2012-11-16 12:59:23 PM  

Raharu: Finally I can get some more mileage out of this picture. 

[imageshack.us image 488x655]


I just noticed that he's holding a "Marxie" cup instead of a Dixie cup. Comedy gold!
 
2012-11-16 01:02:13 PM  
Derper's Kool-Aid
www.goddiscussion.com
Oh yeah!
 
2012-11-16 01:02:21 PM  
is it me, or are AT articles just difficult to read? Their logic doesn't track and the story itself seems to jump from A to C without passing through B. They make my head hurt just trying to understand the point they're trying make.
 
2012-11-16 01:03:54 PM  

vernonFL: Why aren't there more Jonestown jokes?

The punchlines are too long.


/try the veal.


Ooooooh, man. Boooooo.
 
2012-11-16 01:04:52 PM  
FTFA- "Worse than fraud is the process that turned nearly 20,000 black Philadelphians -- and millions of inner-city dwellers throughout the country -- into automatons. Hope does not produce this kind of regimentation. Fear does."

Sure does-
www.thenation.com

cnnmoneybuzzblog.files.wordpress.com

crooksandliars.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-16 01:06:25 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: AdolfOliverPanties: Is it satire when it is unintentional?

Yeah, painfully unfunny and unintelligent rambling is not satire.


You're thinking too broadly. That is satire for conservatives.
 
2012-11-16 01:10:05 PM  
Given that promoting communism in 1950's Indianapolis held about as much promise as promoting traditional marriage in contemporary San Francisco, Jones took another tack.

Somebody give this man a Pulitzer.
 
2012-11-16 01:11:58 PM  
59 out of 1600+ polling places. In a heavily Democratic area. Zounds!

I'm sure they will check and let us know if Romney got 100% in any Mormon areas. Unless that would lessen this "news" of course.
 
2012-11-16 01:14:51 PM  

Raharu: Vodka Zombie: Whoever thought to slap the Satire tag on "Thinker" articles deserves a goddamned medal.

Its the Republican Onion.


Until Democrats start taking the real Onion as gospel, no. Just no.
 
2012-11-16 01:15:57 PM  

Epicedion: Raharu: Finally I can get some more mileage out of this picture. 

[imageshack.us image 488x655]

I just noticed that he's holding a "Marxie" cup instead of a Dixie cup. Comedy gold!


And Ann Coulter is holding a cup.

In what syphilis-riddled brain is Ann Coulter an Obama supporter?
 
2012-11-16 01:16:35 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I bothered to actually read the nonsense.

In summary:

Lots of black people voted for Obama. Obviously they are mindless automatons. Obama is trying hard to aggravate race relations. When we call black people mindless automatons, that's our way of saying that we need to come together as a people and lessen this racial divide. No, we aren't stupid. Why do you ask?


You left out the part where Obama is going to re-enslave black people.

"They're going to put y'all back in chains," Joe Biden told a group of African American supporters in August.

Silly us -- we thought it was a gaffe!
 
2012-11-16 01:16:41 PM  

bwilson27: Worse than fraud is the process that turned nearly 20,000 black Philadelphians -- and millions of inner-city dwellers throughout the country -- into automatons.


Black and inner city dweller are characteristics defining malleable idiots, overriding any element of individualism. And that's not at all racist. Got it.
 
2012-11-16 01:18:17 PM  
0bama intends to MURDER his enemies by forcing them to drink his special koolaid.

/what? it's a joke! don't you get it? it's funny!
 
2012-11-16 01:18:57 PM  

neenerist: bwilson27: Worse than fraud is the process that turned nearly 20,000 black Philadelphians -- and millions of inner-city dwellers throughout the country -- into automatons.

Black and inner city dweller are characteristics defining malleable idiots, overriding any element of individualism. And that's not at all racist. Got it.


Boy, they've sure convinced me I was wrong about the Romney/Ryan ticket and their plans for this country. Silly me.
 
2012-11-16 01:21:51 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Whoever thought to slap the Satire tag on "Thinker" articles deserves a goddamned medal.


They deserve the img1.fark.net tag
 
2012-11-16 01:23:35 PM  

trotsky: What the fark was I looking at? Chris-Chan Sonichu comics about Communism?


Chris-Chan's stories feature more believable and interesting narratives than do those at American Thinker.
 
2012-11-16 01:24:04 PM  
Another steaming tightly coiled, pile of derp from American Thinker? This is my shocked face : |
 
2012-11-16 01:24:07 PM  

Raharu: St_Francis_P: Raharu: St_Francis_P: Raharu: Finally I can get some more mileage out of this picture. 

[imageshack.us image 488x655]

Nice. I'm saving that one.

Want a link to the website they all come from, there is a TON of Comedy Gold there?

http://daletoons.blogspot.com/

Whoa, a goldmine of derp! Thanks.

Welcome! I got the Blog Greenlit a while back, 300+ LOL thread.


Man, I heart you and all, got you farkled as troll smashing specialist...
...but you are responsible for that image of Coultergeist being stuck in my brain?!

>:C
I even have you colored 'pocket ninja yellow.'



/no, really- now I just thought about it again
//more horrifying than goatse?
///juuuust kidding
///about blaming you
// Raharu
/this haiku sucks
 
2012-11-16 01:24:50 PM  
I didn't know Jim Jones was a left wing communist popular in radical leftwing Democrat circles.
 
2012-11-16 01:25:43 PM  

i has an internet: God Is My Co-Pirate: AdolfOliverPanties: Is it satire when it is unintentional?

Yeah, painfully unfunny and unintelligent rambling is not satire.


You're thinking too broadly. That is satire for conservatives.

The 1/2 Hour News Hour

is amongst the many data points supporting such a hypothesis.
 
2012-11-16 01:26:16 PM  

mrshowrules: vernonFL: Why aren't there more Jonestown jokes?

The punchlines are too long.


/try the veal.

Oh lord. Shakes head.


How did I/we never hear this one before?


Are you a wizard?
 
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