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(Topless Robot)   The ten most evil monkeys in pop culture. Missing from the list: Grodd   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 88
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2012-11-16 12:37:37 PM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

This guy beat up little girls.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Nazi gorillas are bad too.
 
2012-11-16 12:38:00 PM
didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey
 
2012-11-16 12:38:10 PM
And Monsieur Mallah.

I assume Grodd was covered by the inclusion of King Ape from Venture Brothers.
 
2012-11-16 12:41:37 PM
scrapetv.com 

/If DK can go from 'evil' to 'good', so can this guy
 
2012-11-16 12:46:16 PM
earthhopenetwork.net
 
2012-11-16 12:46:24 PM
No Ultra Humanite?
 
2012-11-16 12:46:33 PM
No love for Grape Ape?
alex.babyshelton.com
 
2012-11-16 12:47:25 PM
Are we excluding Titano as well?
 
2012-11-16 12:48:06 PM
That was just about the shiattiest list of evil monkeys ever.

No Flying Monkeys from Wizard of Oz?
No Gorilla Grodd?
No Mojo Jojo?

About the only entries I agree with on that list are the Gorillas from Planet of the Apes (not at #1 though, far too incompetent), and the monkey from Monkey Shines.
 
2012-11-16 12:48:38 PM
Frowns on your Shenanigans!

net.archbold.k12.oh.us
 
2012-11-16 12:49:36 PM
comiccoverage.typepad.com

That suit is pretty menacing to the eyes
 
2012-11-16 12:54:08 PM

skepticultist: That was just about the shiattiest list of evil monkeys ever.

No Flying Monkeys from Wizard of Oz?
...


You know how you once got pooped on by that seagull? Can you imagine getting hit with a load of monkey crap? I bet they would do it on purpose, have their timing down, special formations for maximum coverage and everything.
 
2012-11-16 12:57:03 PM

DeusFlac: didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey


It seems like pop culture puts apes and monkeys under the umbrella term "monkey". Does anyone know if there's a scientific term that includes apes and monkeys but excludes humans?
 
2012-11-16 01:00:07 PM

Gunny Highway: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x165]

This guy beat up little girls.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x238]

Nazi gorillas are bad too.


Did you say Nazi gorillas?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-16 01:04:24 PM

T.rex: No love for Grape Ape?
[alex.babyshelton.com image 391x480]


Grape Ape wasn't evil
 
2012-11-16 01:06:13 PM
slapclap.com

More Hellboy evil monkeys
 
2012-11-16 01:07:03 PM
Grodd and Mallah are not monkeys, they are great apes. Different taxa.
 
2012-11-16 01:07:58 PM
i26.photobucket.com
No love for the Gibbon?

/monkeys have tails.
 
2012-11-16 01:11:12 PM

PonceAlyosha: Grodd and Mallah are not monkeys, they are great apes. Different taxa.


Yes. But this list is monkeys and apes. Can we move forward with funny evil monkey/ape picture. Christ.
 
2012-11-16 01:11:44 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: DeusFlac: didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey

It seems like pop culture puts apes and monkeys under the umbrella term "monkey". Does anyone know if there's a scientific term that includes apes and monkeys but excludes humans?


Simians?
 
2012-11-16 01:11:52 PM
Opening line from the article:

Monkeys, apes, what's the difference? An evil primate is an evil primate and that's all that matters. From mischievous helpers to dictator-infused megalomaniacs the spectrum of bad opposable thumb-less creatures running around in comic books, movies, video games and animation is through the roof.
 
2012-11-16 01:13:22 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-16 01:14:38 PM
Who, you ask, is equipped to take out these evil monkeys?

www.strangekidsclub.com

The only choice
 
2012-11-16 01:15:12 PM
Would Hank 'Beast' McCoy be considered monkey-ish?
 
2012-11-16 01:19:44 PM

LZeitgeist: B.L.Z. Bub: DeusFlac: didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey

It seems like pop culture puts apes and monkeys under the umbrella term "monkey". Does anyone know if there's a scientific term that includes apes and monkeys but excludes humans?

Simians?


Nope, Wiki says that "Simians" includes humans: Link
 
2012-11-16 01:20:35 PM
What about the Ourang Utang--or however the hell he spells it--in "The Murders in the Rue Morgue"?
 
2012-11-16 01:23:21 PM
Came for Mojo Jojo.
 
2012-11-16 01:24:35 PM

texdent: T.rex: No love for Grape Ape?
[alex.babyshelton.com image 391x480]

Grape Ape wasn't evil


You're kidding, right? I can't think of a more malevolent character in popular culture. Maybe Grimace.
 
2012-11-16 01:25:03 PM

texdent: Would Hank 'Beast' McCoy be considered monkey-ish?


He's not evil. Dark Beast, though...
 
2012-11-16 01:31:48 PM

Gunny Highway: [slapclap.com image 700x1065]

More Hellboy evil monkeys


Goddamn that shouldn't be as funny as I found it.
 
2012-11-16 01:33:19 PM
All monkeys/apes/etc give me the creeps.

But from the list, I'd have to go with Ella.
 
2012-11-16 01:34:04 PM

KatjaMouse: Gunny Highway: [slapclap.com image 700x1065]

More Hellboy evil monkeys

Goddamn that shouldn't be as funny as I found it.


I cracked up on the train after reading that page. It is everything I love about Mignola's world.
 
2012-11-16 01:39:04 PM

skepticultist: No Flying Monkeys from Wizard of Oz?


They weren't actually evil, just under the control of the Wicked Witch.

/they were actually pretty cool in the book
 
2012-11-16 01:40:06 PM

texdent: T.rex: No love for Grape Ape?
[alex.babyshelton.com image 391x480]

Grape Ape wasn't evil


Wait... That whole time he was saying "Grape"?

Well, that changes everything.
 
2012-11-16 01:45:44 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-16 01:48:10 PM
I'm ready for the sexy monkey thread too...
www.planetdan.net
 
2012-11-16 01:49:15 PM

KatjaMouse: Gunny Highway: [slapclap.com image 700x1065]

More Hellboy evil monkeys

Goddamn that shouldn't be as funny as I found it.


Just almost started laughing out loud at work after reading it.
 
2012-11-16 01:51:32 PM
Just wanted to link to a youtube clip of a chimp with an AK-47.

/...but the comments
//...omg
///...derp
 
2012-11-16 01:54:07 PM
Also missing is the goddamn Outbreak monkey.
 
2012-11-16 01:55:12 PM
www.born-today.com
 
2012-11-16 02:08:48 PM
english.peopledaily.com.cn
 
2012-11-16 02:09:16 PM
media.comicvine.com

I do not agree with this list! This list is not one I agree with! There have been lists that I agree with, but this was not one of them! If you were to ask me to make a list of lists I agree with, this list would not be on that list as I do not agree with this list!
 
2012-11-16 02:11:03 PM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

/Will eat. Your. Soul.
 
2012-11-16 02:12:46 PM

uncleacid: [www.born-today.com image 240x328]


Very true. Before word processors on computers became prevalent, he helped create the environment that spawned Snooki and Teen Mom.
 
2012-11-16 02:12:58 PM

PonceAlyosha: Grodd and Mallah are not monkeys, they are great apes. Different taxa.


Nope. Government charges them the same rate.
 
2012-11-16 02:15:14 PM
Gorillas aren't monkeys.
 
2012-11-16 02:18:42 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-16 02:21:13 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-16 02:21:27 PM
www.enterthemoviezone.com
 
2012-11-16 02:21:59 PM

Craptastic: Grape Ape wasn't evil

Wait... That whole time he was saying "Grape"?

Well, that changes everything.



And here I thought I was the only one.
 
2012-11-16 02:43:08 PM

old_toole: Craptastic: Grape Ape wasn't evil

Wait... That whole time he was saying "Grape"?

Well, that changes everything.


And here I thought I was the only one.


Well that just makes me wish I had the 'shop skills to replace the Lincoln rape gif with gRape Ape.... Just putting it out into the ether instead.
 
2012-11-16 02:44:33 PM

uncleacid:


Not a fan of his Facebook posts as of late or the current tour I take it?

/Davy was the evil one
//he punched Peter!
///Papa Nez only punched walls and led the charge for them to play their own instruments.
////Peter Tork is totally the best Monkee and was the sexiest.
 
2012-11-16 02:47:56 PM

Uncle Tractor: Just wanted to link to a youtube clip of a chimp with an AK-47.

/...but the comments
//...omg
///...derp


I had a friend show me that clip once, and you know, those soldiers/rebels/whatever the hell they are deserve to be shot at by a chimp with a gun if they're stupid enough to give one a farking loaded weapon.

As for the comments, what did you expect, it's youtube. The folks who comment on Youtube videos make 4chan residents look like a group of college graduates.
 
2012-11-16 02:48:02 PM

T.rex


texdent: T.rex: No love for Grape Ape?

Grape Ape wasn't evil

You're kidding, right? I can't think of a more malevolent character in popular
purpular culture. Maybe Grimace.


Ermagherd, prpular!
 
2012-11-16 02:49:12 PM
AND YOU CALL YOURSELVES FARKERS!?
images.wikia.com
I am disappoint. Get off my lawn Jane Goodall... with a banana.
 
2012-11-16 03:02:04 PM

dittybopper: PonceAlyosha: Grodd and Mallah are not monkeys, they are great apes. Different taxa.

Nope. Government charges them the same rate.


[Golf clap.]
 
2012-11-16 03:10:06 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: DeusFlac: didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey

It seems like pop culture puts apes and monkeys under the umbrella term "monkey". Does anyone know if there's a scientific term that includes apes and monkeys but excludes humans?


Non-human primates.
Rolls trippingly off the tongue, does it not?
 
2012-11-16 03:22:18 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-16 03:35:27 PM
img210.imageshack.us

Needs moar MST3k.
 
2012-11-16 03:47:22 PM

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 480x360]

/Will eat. Your. Soul.



Can't believe they got away with giving him a black guy's voice.
 
2012-11-16 03:55:12 PM

Marshal805: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 480x360]

/Will eat. Your. Soul.


Can't believe they got away with giving him a black guy's voice.


I can't believe they got away with plagiarising "Buffalo Soldier" for their theme song.
 
2012-11-16 04:16:38 PM

sniderman: [media.comicvine.com image 240x262]

I do not agree with this list! This list is not one I agree with! There have been lists that I agree with, but this was not one of them! If you were to ask me to make a list of lists I agree with, this list would not be on that list as I do not agree with this list!


25.media.tumblr.com
I'm not Bubbles! Bubbles is not my name! For the name Bubbles is not the correct name to address me by because it is not my name.If you were to address me by the name Mojo Jojo that would be correct. For my name is Mojo Jojo and I will only be addressed by that name which is Mojo Jojo. And furthermore it is not we who will rule the world it is I. I being Mojo Jojo who is not Bubbles shall rule this world alone which is to say without anybody else and without anybody else shall I rule this world.
 
2012-11-16 04:18:09 PM

T.rex: No love for Grape Ape?
[alex.babyshelton.com image 391x480]


Only if it was legitimate Grape Ape.
 
2012-11-16 04:30:11 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: DeusFlac: didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey

It seems like pop culture puts apes and monkeys under the umbrella term "monkey". Does anyone know if there's a scientific term that includes apes and monkeys but excludes humans?


Simian?
 
2012-11-16 04:47:52 PM
www.shelfbound.com

Monsieur Mallah. Not to be confused with Gorilla Grodd or Brainiape.
 
2012-11-16 05:15:06 PM

LZeitgeist: B.L.Z. Bub: DeusFlac: didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey

It seems like pop culture puts apes and monkeys under the umbrella term "monkey". Does anyone know if there's a scientific term that includes apes and monkeys but excludes humans?

Simians?


Humans, gorillas, chimpanzees, bonobos, and orangutans are "great apes", distinguished by large size and higher intelligence. There are lesser apes: gibbons are one. The most telling difference between a monkey and an ape is the presence/absence of a tail: monkeys have tails, apes don't. As well, all apes are (originally) native to the Old World, while monkeys are native to both the Old World and the New World.
 
2012-11-16 05:24:43 PM
where is Patrick Ewing?
 
2012-11-16 05:29:20 PM
There was a comic where Doctor Doom goes up against versions of heroes from some alternate dimension where everyone is monkeys. I wish I could find the page I'm thinking of, it has Doom holding a defeated Spider-Monkey and saying something like, "Before I end your pitiful parody of an existence, tell me this...in your world, what type of primate am I?" "Choke..gasp...a Baboon" "Otto Von Baboon....for that alone your universe deserves it's destruction."
 
2012-11-16 05:35:10 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: As for the comments, what did you expect, it's youtube. The folks who comment on Youtube videos make 4chan residents look like a group of college graduates.


I hardly even look at the comments, just click on the next related video. This time I did, and ...
 
2012-11-16 05:47:27 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: There was a comic where Doctor Doom goes up against versions of heroes from some alternate dimension where everyone is monkeys. I wish I could find the page I'm thinking of, it has Doom holding a defeated Spider-Monkey and saying something like, "Before I end your pitiful parody of an existence, tell me this...in your world, what type of primate am I?" "Choke..gasp...a Baboon" "Otto Von Baboon....for that alone your universe deserves it's destruction."


You think the super-intelligent Doom would know that baboons are awesome.

thehande.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-16 05:58:22 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-16 06:18:59 PM
I too came for Mojo Jojo. Devo saw to it that he has the best theme song of any of the evil monkeys. Have fun with that in your head all weekend.

Also, no Marcel? He wasn't 100% evil, but did tend to ruin lives at will.
 
2012-11-16 06:26:24 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-16 07:46:33 PM
www.popcornmafia.com
 
2012-11-16 08:36:38 PM
We named the monkey Jack.
 
2012-11-16 08:48:19 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-16 08:50:13 PM

texdent: T.rex: No love for Grape Ape?
[alex.babyshelton.com image 391x480]

Grape Ape wasn't evil


You wanna tell that to my sister?
 
2012-11-16 09:06:03 PM
I am f*cking terrified that there are this many monkeys in pop culture. And this many geeks that know them all.
 
2012-11-16 09:26:28 PM
i3.ytimg.com

To obscure?
 
2012-11-16 09:47:21 PM
No Chim Chim? It's that damn movie's fault, huh?
 
2012-11-16 10:17:19 PM
I'm not a monkey

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-16 10:47:38 PM
List is incomplete without EVERY CHIMP IN THE WORLD!

/FARK CHIMPS!!!
 
2012-11-16 11:55:09 PM
 
2012-11-17 02:18:58 AM

Tsar_Bomba1: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 572x324]


Came here to post this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-17 05:03:51 AM

Colour_out_of_Space: B.L.Z. Bub: DeusFlac: didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey

It seems like pop culture puts apes and monkeys under the umbrella term "monkey". Does anyone know if there's a scientific term that includes apes and monkeys but excludes humans?

Non-human primates.
Rolls trippingly off the tongue, does it not?


*ding*ding*ding*

We have a winner.
 
2012-11-17 03:58:37 PM
List is FAIL without that evil farking monkey from Toy Story 3

/shudder
 
2012-11-18 12:40:12 AM
www.badmovies.org
 
2012-11-19 10:39:33 AM

Click Click D'oh: [i3.ytimg.com image 75x90]

To obscure?


Coconut Monkey!
 
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