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(Breitbart.com)   The Obama administration leaked sensitive information to the filmmakers behind the upcoming Osama bin Laden film, according to documents recently discovered underneath a wank sock and a Cheetos bag in the basement of a heroic blogger-patriot   (breitbart.com) divider line 91
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2012-11-16 10:57:28 AM  
Not giving Breitbart a link - is this patriot blogger fat? He/she sure sounds like it.
 
2012-11-16 10:58:13 AM  
Gee, thanks subby. Now I have that image burned into my mind.
 
2012-11-16 10:59:01 AM  
Still butthurt that Obama got Bin Laden huh?
 
2012-11-16 10:59:40 AM  
I saw the big blank spot next to the headline and thought for a second "hmm, that's odd, where is the link?" Then I remembered that I adblocked Breitbart entirely, so as far as my Firefox is concerned that link doesn't exist. So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.
 
2012-11-16 11:02:53 AM  
I'll do it. going in. Tell my wife I love her.....
 
2012-11-16 11:03:17 AM  
SHUT UP YOU ZOMBIE COCK
 
2012-11-16 11:04:12 AM  
For those not wanting to click..


The Obama administration gave the filmmakers behind the upcoming Osama bin Laden film "Zero Dark Thirty" information that could cause an "unnecessary security and counterintelligence risk" if released to the public," according to Judicial Watch.
The group's information comes from sworn court documents acquired during the course of its Freedom of Information Act lawsuit regarding the ties between "Zero Dark Thirty" and the current administration.
Judicial Watch previously obtained information from the Department of Defense and the CIA indicating Team Obama wanted to have "high visibility" into bin Laden-related projects. The group also learned "Zero" screenwriter Mark Boal and director Kathryn Bigelow were given "unusual access" to help them make the movie.
The DOD and the CIA will not release information concerning the names of five CIA and military operatives involved in the bin Laden raid, but the information was given to the filmmakers. Judicial Watch says the government promised to protect the operatives' confidentiality by asking the filmmakers not to share the names. Yet no evidence exists that filmmakers were asked to sign so much as a non-disclosure agreement, nor is there proof either Boal or Bigelow underwent the kind of background checks that would normally be associated with receiving such sensitive information.
"The Obama administration now confirms to a federal court that it released sensitive information to help with a film that was set to portray Barack Obama as 'gutsy.' If this is true, then the Obama administration was lying to the American people when it said the leaks were no big deal," said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton in a statement.
 
2012-11-16 11:05:31 AM  
The Obama administration leaked sensitive information to the filmmakers behind the upcoming Osama bin Laden film, according to documents recently discovered underneath a wank sock and a Cheetos bag in the basement of a heroic blogger-patriot.

Subby, this is one of the funniest headlines I have ever read on Fark.com. Frickin magnificent.
 
2012-11-16 11:06:04 AM  

Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.


What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?
 
2012-11-16 11:06:08 AM  

Zerochance: Not giving Breitbart a link - is this patriot blogger fat? He/she sure sounds like it.


This one's merely attributed to "Breitbart News", I guess no one was willing to claim this steamer.
 
2012-11-16 11:06:55 AM  
The President has the power to declassify information.
 
2012-11-16 11:07:08 AM  

Zerochance: Not giving Breitbart a link - is this patriot blogger fat? He/she sure sounds like it.


And concerned
 
2012-11-16 11:08:11 AM  

thurstonxhowell: What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-16 11:08:29 AM  

Citrate1007: The President has the power to declassify information.


So does the Veep, IIRC
 
2012-11-16 11:08:45 AM  
God damn I cannot wait for them to try to impeach.
 
2012-11-16 11:08:53 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?


A wank wall.
 
2012-11-16 11:10:50 AM  
Your dead blog sucks.
 
2012-11-16 11:11:14 AM  
Republicans are encountering a brand new phenomenon: people calling them out on their made-up bullshiat.

They still don't understand why nobody is taking them seriously, as they have lost the ability to do this to themselves.

It's going to be a fun couple of months.
 
2012-11-16 11:11:24 AM  
They're never going to give up are they? I mean, it's going to go the full 8 years, and even when Obama is gone they'll still try to tear him done worse than they ever did Carter.
 
2012-11-16 11:11:58 AM  
I expect to see this on facebook in a few...
 
2012-11-16 11:13:09 AM  
This guy should probably be drummed out of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy for not sticking with Benghazi. Or maybe nobody told him that's still the wanna-be scandal du jour for the right.

Or maybe everybody who writes anything for Breitbart is just an idiot, I don't know.
 
2012-11-16 11:13:32 AM  

Zerochance: Not giving Breitbart a link - is this patriot blogger fat? He/she sure sounds like it.


I did the unthinkable deed of clicking the Breitbart link to see if I could determine if this patriot blogger is indeed fat. Unfortunately the article was posted by "Brietbart News." Since we cannot source the writer/poster of this bullshiat, we cannot know for sure if said writer/poster is fat. Of course we can speculate that he is a doughy, unwashed mental midget living in his mother's basement.
 
2012-11-16 11:14:10 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?


A shlick glove?
 
2012-11-16 11:14:44 AM  
I'm curious what statement the president of Judicial Watch is referring to when he says the administration lied when they said 'the leaks were no big deal'. Anybody know what this is in reference to?
 
2012-11-16 11:15:13 AM  
The leak came from Judicial Watch.
 
2012-11-16 11:15:53 AM  
blogfat
 
2012-11-16 11:15:55 AM  

thurstonxhowell: What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?


Interesting question... perhaps a gently-used cucumber?
 
2012-11-16 11:16:11 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?


An actual Girlfriend/boyfriend, i'd assume.
 
2012-11-16 11:16:18 AM  
isn't it already well known that the pentagon gave the filmmakers sensitive info for the movie? i remember a story about the pentagon getting butthurt that members of seal team 6 wanted to give information like, last week IIRC
 
2012-11-16 11:18:19 AM  

Smoking GNU: An actual Girlfriend/boyfriend, i'd assume.


Oh, so a cum dumpster or cock holster, then.
 
2012-11-16 11:19:24 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?


An abstinence mitten.
 
2012-11-16 11:19:43 AM  
How did Republicans handle previous leaks?

"I do believe that every American has the right of presumption of innocence until proven guilty," Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said in 2005, when suspicions were focused on top Bush adviser Karl Rove. "Karl Rove has stated that he did not do anything wrong and break any law. I take him at his word."

"In their eagerness to smear the president and his administration, it has become increasingly clear that the president's opponents jumped out way too far, way too fast," Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas)


Link 

Republicans are losers.
 
2012-11-16 11:20:28 AM  
This Christmas, are you ready for Wank Sock Vs. Honk Bag? 12 rounds, no holds barred, broadcast from Bally's in Las Vegas.
 
2012-11-16 11:22:32 AM  

JusticeandIndependence: The DOD and the CIA will not release information concerning the names of five CIA and military operatives involved in the bin Laden raid, but the information was given to the filmmakers.


The gov't will not give out this information to any, but they did to the filmmakers. Why? So they could then give it out to the world? This makes no sense. If they would give it to the filmmakers, they would give it out to anyone. If they don't want anyone to know, there would be no reason to give it to people who are going to tell the whole world what they know.

/Thanks for posting that, JI.
 
2012-11-16 11:23:09 AM  

Bloody William: This Christmas, are you ready for Wank Sock Vs. Honk Bag? 12 rounds, no holds barred, broadcast from Bally's in Las Vegas.


Is a honk bag a boob?
 
2012-11-16 11:23:17 AM  
Judicial Watch sounds concerned.
 
2012-11-16 11:23:34 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?


Girl I dated my junior year of high school. She wasn't even a tease, just a big wall o' NO.
 
2012-11-16 11:23:50 AM  

Fart_Machine: Still butthurt that Obama got Bin Laden huh?


Yep. Still amazed the mental hoops right wingers jump through to claim Obama gets absolutely no credit for any part of the operation, but he gets full blame for everything bad that happens anywhere ever.
 
2012-11-16 11:24:13 AM  
I'll go out on a limb here and venture a guess that "leaked" military info/intel is not always harmful, and may serve as a good deterrent.

/There's one thing you've got to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky, today?

//Well do you, Punk?
 
2012-11-16 11:24:24 AM  

BitwiseShift: The leak came from Judicial Watch.


Yep. All I needed to see. Anyone know if Larry Klayman (Judicial Watch's founder) still believes that Iran funded Obama's reelection? Is he still recommending a "Second American Revolution" against the "Mullah in Chief"?
 
2012-11-16 11:25:21 AM  

Holocaust Agnostic: thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A shlick glove?


Was gonna say "Chastity Glove" but yours is better.
/bow
 
2012-11-16 11:25:56 AM  

ShuyaNanahara: An abstinence mitten.


thenewcivilrightsmovement.com
 
2012-11-16 11:26:02 AM  

lennavan: Bloody William: This Christmas, are you ready for Wank Sock Vs. Honk Bag? 12 rounds, no holds barred, broadcast from Bally's in Las Vegas.

Is a honk bag a boob?


pffft, no.. it's a garbage bag full of squeaky toys.
 
2012-11-16 11:27:46 AM  

JusticeandIndependence: I'll do it. going in. Tell my wife I love her.....


As soon as she gets out of the shower I'll pass along your final wish
 
2012-11-16 11:28:19 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?


An unseared mind's eye?
 
2012-11-16 11:28:34 AM  

JusticeandIndependence: I'll do it. going in. Tell my wife I love her.....


i78.photobucket.com

♫ She knows! ♪
 
2012-11-16 11:29:13 AM  

Headso: lennavan: Bloody William: This Christmas, are you ready for Wank Sock Vs. Honk Bag? 12 rounds, no holds barred, broadcast from Bally's in Las Vegas.

Is a honk bag a boob?

pffft, no.. it's a garbage bag full of squeaky toys.


I mean, really, EVERYONE knows that.
 
2012-11-16 11:29:55 AM  
Judicial Watch, Inc., a conservative, non-partisan educational foundation, promotes transparency, accountability and integrity in government, politics and the law.

Seems legit.
 
2012-11-16 11:31:03 AM  
Yes, please let's keep talking about how OBAMA KILLED BIN LADEN!
 
2012-11-16 11:32:37 AM  

buster_v: Yes, please let's keep talking about how OBAMA KILLED BIN LADEN!


guess that's supposed to be a bad thing to GhostofBreitbart.com.
 
2012-11-16 11:34:35 AM  
Come on, doesn't anyone have any "seems legit" photoshops I haven't seen before? It's currently one of my favorite memes. Also, this story seems legit.
 
2012-11-16 11:35:47 AM  

buster_v: Yes, please let's keep talking about how OBAMA KILLED BIN LADEN!


Actually, Obama was too busy personally directing the number of staff at all of our middle east consulates to have played any role whatsoever in approving the mission to kill Bin Laden.

/If that mission had gone wrong, he would have been crucified as being personally responsible for it
 
2012-11-16 11:36:06 AM  
So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.
 
2012-11-16 11:38:17 AM  

Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.


Isn't a popular conspiracy theory about that the soldiers went rogue when Obama didn't want to have them storm the building and killed Bin Laden anyway, only for Obama to take credit for PR management?
 
2012-11-16 11:40:19 AM  

Sneakernets: thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A wank wall.


A wanking wall, as it were.
 
2012-11-16 11:40:25 AM  
I like how they reference the fact that "The group's information comes from sworn court documents acquired during the course of its Freedom of Information Act lawsuit regarding the ties between "Zero Dark Thirty" and the current administration." Long before they actually mention the group by name, so we are left with a reference to an unnamed group know simply as "The group". I smell a conspiracy within this conspiracy.
 
2012-11-16 11:42:13 AM  

WizardofToast: Isn't a popular conspiracy theory about that the soldiers went rogue when Obama didn't want to have them storm the building and killed Bin Laden anyway, only for Obama to take credit for PR management?


There's also the conspiracy that agents went rogue at the benghazi site and got themselves killed, and that's somehow Obama's fault too, both for ordering them to stand down, and for them dying when they didn't. TBH, I'm having a hard time keeping up with what precisely the outrage is about at any given moment, these days.
 
2012-11-16 11:42:25 AM  

somedude210: Sneakernets: thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A wank wall.

A wanking wall, as it were.


Reasons I'm not allowed in Israel anymore
 
2012-11-16 11:43:44 AM  

NateGrey: Judicial Watch, Inc., a conservative, non-partisan educational foundation, promotes transparency, accountability and integrity in government, politics and the law.

Seems legit.


I enjoy the juxtaposition of "conservative" and "non-partisan".
 
2012-11-16 11:44:06 AM  

Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.


Correct. Next question?
 
2012-11-16 11:45:24 AM  
Just imagine all the secrets hiding underneath wank socks in the basements of all those clean livin' patriots.
 
2012-11-16 11:45:26 AM  

socratesthekidd: somedude210: Sneakernets: thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A wank wall.

A wanking wall, as it were.

Reasons I'm not allowed in Israel anymore


oh man, you either owe me another pint for that laugh you made me utter at work or a new keyboard
 
2012-11-16 11:46:05 AM  

WizardofToast: Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.

Isn't a popular conspiracy theory about that the soldiers went rogue when Obama didn't want to have them storm the building and killed Bin Laden anyway, only for Obama to take credit for PR management?


Odd because certain groups get to call their own shots when they pass a certain threshold....one of those groups being SFOD-D and the other being DEVGRU.....if they made the decision to assault the objective it would be well within their rights to make that call.

You don't need people 6k miles away micromanaging an assault like the OBL raid.
 
2012-11-16 11:46:37 AM  
Is this the back-up "scandal" for the morons when Banghazi doesn't pan out for them?
 
2012-11-16 11:47:27 AM  
It's a LIEbral conspiracy that this film is coming out AFTER the election. This "film" is an OBAMAGIFT to the TAKERS. If Rmoney had been elected this "film" wouldn't see the lite of day!!1!`
 
2012-11-16 11:48:07 AM  

Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.


When it goes right take the credit....when it goes wrong, throw the intelligence services and the operators under the bus.......the bucks stops here*



*if it is a net positive.
 
2012-11-16 11:48:21 AM  

Giltric: You don't need people 6k miles away micromanaging an assault like the OBL raid.


the only reason they were 6k miles away is because Obama had the balls to steal McCain's seekrit plan to get Bin Laden and put it into action.
 
2012-11-16 11:48:58 AM  

Sczi: Come on, doesn't anyone have any "seems legit" photoshops I haven't seen before? It's currently one of my favorite memes. Also, this story seems legit.


i100.photobucket.com 

?
 
2012-11-16 11:49:19 AM  

socratesthekidd: somedude210: Sneakernets: thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A wank wall.

A wanking wall, as it were.

Reasons I'm not allowed in Israel anymore


Are there any blogger-patriots in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wanking wall!
 
2012-11-16 11:54:28 AM  

keylock71: Is this the back-up "scandal" for the morons when Banghazi doesn't pan out for them?


No, I think they'll fall back on the birth certificate until they can blame another foreign terrorist attack on Obama. You know he is Muslim and out to destroy America so it's like he committed the attack personally. I'm not sure if this has been covered yet, but can't they say Obama offed Osama so he would become al-Qaeda's #1.
 
2012-11-16 11:55:35 AM  

BitwiseShift: The leak came from Judicial Watch.


Yeah, it's such a surreal argument they're making if I understand it right: they claim to have used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain copies of court papers filed by Judicial Watch accusing Obama of leaking information to the makers of this film, treating this document as if it's a disclosure of actual government records and not the exact same thing Judicial Watch has been putting out press releases claiming since back in May.
 
2012-11-16 11:59:26 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?


A chastity glove?
 
2012-11-16 12:01:25 PM  
Late to the thread.. did that farker valerieplame post yet?
 
2012-11-16 12:03:38 PM  

Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.


i18.photobucket.com

By George, you've got it!
 
2012-11-16 12:12:18 PM  
Ewww. I hope the splooge was already dry.
 
2012-11-16 12:15:01 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: For those not wanting to click..


Thx for taking that bullet. In return, the motion submitted by the DoJ against Judicial Watch:

MEMORANDUM OF LAW IN SUPPORT OF
DEFENDANTS' MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT
INTRODUCTION


At issue in this Freedom of Information Act ("FOIA") lawsuit is the Government's withholding of the identities of certain Central Intelligence Agency ("CIA") and Department of Defense ("DoD") officers who were involved in the planning for the raid that resulting in the death of Osama bin Laden. The CIA and DoD have properly and reasonably withheld these names from disclosure pursuant to well-established FOIA exemptions, and plaintiff Judicial Watch cannot seriously contend otherwise.

Presumably, plaintiff's argument for disclosure will focus on the public domain doctrine and the fact that the CIA and DoD provided these individuals' names to a pair of filmmakers working on a film about the raid, so that the filmmakers could meet with them. But the CIA and DoD did not waive their right to protect these names from disclosure under the invoked FOIA exemptions because, by merely sharing the names with the filmmakers, for the limited purpose of facilitating the meetings, the agencies did not "disclose[] and preserve[] [them] in a permanent public record," and did not, therefore, put the information into the public domain. ...... Neither agency authorized the filmmakers to make the names public or use them in the film, and DoD specifically told them not to reveal the name it provided. Moreover, the public domain doctrine is not even available for an exemption (b)(6) claim, which is at issue here, because the privacy interests at stake belong to the individual and cannot be waived by the Government.

Plaintiff cannot satisfy the high standard under the public domain doctrine for a waiver of an otherwise-valid FOIA exemption. The Court should grant summary judgment in defendants' favor.
 

Confirming once again the lower primate reasoning levels at Breitbart and their butt-sniffing echo pals.
 
2012-11-16 12:26:31 PM  
"Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
"Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
"Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
His herp keeps derping on."
 
2012-11-16 12:37:44 PM  
Didn't read the entire thread of TFA, but did anyone mention yet how the Obama administration didn't force the movie to come out the weekend before the election?

I mean, if Breitbart was going to go full tinfoil, go f*cking tinfoil, you rotting corpse of a pustle-ridden ass.
 
2012-11-16 12:40:28 PM  

Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.


This just goes to show you how brave of a call Obama made. If the raid on OBL would have failed it would have been political suicide for him. Brass balls.
 
2012-11-16 12:44:12 PM  

theorellior: Smoking GNU: An actual Girlfriend/boyfriend, i'd assume.

Oh, so a cum dumpster or cock holster, then.


Basically, yes.
 
2012-11-16 12:45:06 PM  
'Wank Sock'... Pure genius, subby!

As for the link, it's worth the click just to see the Weeners(pro Obama) and the resulting replies if well thought out, reasoned discussion..
 
2012-11-16 01:08:54 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Wank Sock. Never stops being funny.
 
2012-11-16 01:26:39 PM  
Wank Sock is the name of my Pat Boone cover band.
 
2012-11-16 02:13:27 PM  
Breitbart is a special pile of dead.
 
2012-11-16 04:50:03 PM  
I'm pretty sure meant to say Cheetos stained Wank sock not that I have any experience with either wanking or the consumption of Cheetos whilst wanking.
 
2012-11-16 06:34:04 PM  
That's headline of the week material right there.
 
2012-11-16 06:48:46 PM  
How a Wankel works. Breitbart is no Wankel engineer. Mazda sells cars with Wankel engines. Mazda is the name of a Persian Zoroastrian diety. Currently modern Persia is called Iran. A main Mazda factory is in Hiroshima. No word yet whether Mazda's run on radioactive gas.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-16 07:11:56 PM  
I didn't bother to read the link anytime you can work in "wank sock", cheetos, and "blogger-patriot" into a headline its worth a +1.
 
2012-11-16 09:10:42 PM  

CptnSpldng: "Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
"Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
"Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
His herp keeps derping on."


This will be posted, here and on Breitbart, every time this crap shows up here.
 
2012-11-17 02:22:02 PM  

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: Sczi: Come on, doesn't anyone have any "seems legit" photoshops I haven't seen before? It's currently one of my favorite memes. Also, this story seems legit.

[i100.photobucket.com image 258x195] 

?


Heh, nice.
 
2012-11-17 10:01:32 PM  
Guys, STOP CLICKING BREITBART LINKS. All it does is make them more money.
 
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