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(Breitbart.com)   The Obama administration leaked sensitive information to the filmmakers behind the upcoming Osama bin Laden film, according to documents recently discovered underneath a wank sock and a Cheetos bag in the basement of a heroic blogger-patriot   (breitbart.com) divider line 91
    More: Unlikely, Osama bin Laden, obama, Cheetos, Obama administration, Mark Boal, basements, documents  
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2012-11-16 11:34:35 AM
Come on, doesn't anyone have any "seems legit" photoshops I haven't seen before? It's currently one of my favorite memes. Also, this story seems legit.
 
2012-11-16 11:35:47 AM

buster_v: Yes, please let's keep talking about how OBAMA KILLED BIN LADEN!


Actually, Obama was too busy personally directing the number of staff at all of our middle east consulates to have played any role whatsoever in approving the mission to kill Bin Laden.

/If that mission had gone wrong, he would have been crucified as being personally responsible for it
 
2012-11-16 11:36:06 AM
So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.
 
2012-11-16 11:38:17 AM

Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.


Isn't a popular conspiracy theory about that the soldiers went rogue when Obama didn't want to have them storm the building and killed Bin Laden anyway, only for Obama to take credit for PR management?
 
2012-11-16 11:40:19 AM

Sneakernets: thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A wank wall.


A wanking wall, as it were.
 
2012-11-16 11:40:25 AM
I like how they reference the fact that "The group's information comes from sworn court documents acquired during the course of its Freedom of Information Act lawsuit regarding the ties between "Zero Dark Thirty" and the current administration." Long before they actually mention the group by name, so we are left with a reference to an unnamed group know simply as "The group". I smell a conspiracy within this conspiracy.
 
2012-11-16 11:42:13 AM

WizardofToast: Isn't a popular conspiracy theory about that the soldiers went rogue when Obama didn't want to have them storm the building and killed Bin Laden anyway, only for Obama to take credit for PR management?


There's also the conspiracy that agents went rogue at the benghazi site and got themselves killed, and that's somehow Obama's fault too, both for ordering them to stand down, and for them dying when they didn't. TBH, I'm having a hard time keeping up with what precisely the outrage is about at any given moment, these days.
 
2012-11-16 11:42:25 AM

somedude210: Sneakernets: thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A wank wall.

A wanking wall, as it were.


Reasons I'm not allowed in Israel anymore
 
2012-11-16 11:43:44 AM

NateGrey: Judicial Watch, Inc., a conservative, non-partisan educational foundation, promotes transparency, accountability and integrity in government, politics and the law.

Seems legit.


I enjoy the juxtaposition of "conservative" and "non-partisan".
 
2012-11-16 11:44:06 AM

Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.


Correct. Next question?
 
2012-11-16 11:45:24 AM
Just imagine all the secrets hiding underneath wank socks in the basements of all those clean livin' patriots.
 
2012-11-16 11:45:26 AM

socratesthekidd: somedude210: Sneakernets: thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A wank wall.

A wanking wall, as it were.

Reasons I'm not allowed in Israel anymore


oh man, you either owe me another pint for that laugh you made me utter at work or a new keyboard
 
2012-11-16 11:46:05 AM

WizardofToast: Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.

Isn't a popular conspiracy theory about that the soldiers went rogue when Obama didn't want to have them storm the building and killed Bin Laden anyway, only for Obama to take credit for PR management?


Odd because certain groups get to call their own shots when they pass a certain threshold....one of those groups being SFOD-D and the other being DEVGRU.....if they made the decision to assault the objective it would be well within their rights to make that call.

You don't need people 6k miles away micromanaging an assault like the OBL raid.
 
2012-11-16 11:46:37 AM
Is this the back-up "scandal" for the morons when Banghazi doesn't pan out for them?
 
2012-11-16 11:47:27 AM
It's a LIEbral conspiracy that this film is coming out AFTER the election. This "film" is an OBAMAGIFT to the TAKERS. If Rmoney had been elected this "film" wouldn't see the lite of day!!1!`
 
2012-11-16 11:48:07 AM

Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.


When it goes right take the credit....when it goes wrong, throw the intelligence services and the operators under the bus.......the bucks stops here*



*if it is a net positive.
 
2012-11-16 11:48:21 AM

Giltric: You don't need people 6k miles away micromanaging an assault like the OBL raid.


the only reason they were 6k miles away is because Obama had the balls to steal McCain's seekrit plan to get Bin Laden and put it into action.
 
2012-11-16 11:48:58 AM

Sczi: Come on, doesn't anyone have any "seems legit" photoshops I haven't seen before? It's currently one of my favorite memes. Also, this story seems legit.


i100.photobucket.com 

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2012-11-16 11:49:19 AM

socratesthekidd: somedude210: Sneakernets: thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A wank wall.

A wanking wall, as it were.

Reasons I'm not allowed in Israel anymore


Are there any blogger-patriots in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wanking wall!
 
2012-11-16 11:54:28 AM

keylock71: Is this the back-up "scandal" for the morons when Banghazi doesn't pan out for them?


No, I think they'll fall back on the birth certificate until they can blame another foreign terrorist attack on Obama. You know he is Muslim and out to destroy America so it's like he committed the attack personally. I'm not sure if this has been covered yet, but can't they say Obama offed Osama so he would become al-Qaeda's #1.
 
2012-11-16 11:55:35 AM

BitwiseShift: The leak came from Judicial Watch.


Yeah, it's such a surreal argument they're making if I understand it right: they claim to have used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain copies of court papers filed by Judicial Watch accusing Obama of leaking information to the makers of this film, treating this document as if it's a disclosure of actual government records and not the exact same thing Judicial Watch has been putting out press releases claiming since back in May.
 
2012-11-16 11:59:26 AM

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?


A chastity glove?
 
2012-11-16 12:01:25 PM
Late to the thread.. did that farker valerieplame post yet?
 
2012-11-16 12:03:38 PM

Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.


i18.photobucket.com

By George, you've got it!
 
2012-11-16 12:12:18 PM
Ewww. I hope the splooge was already dry.
 
2012-11-16 12:15:01 PM

JusticeandIndependence: For those not wanting to click..


Thx for taking that bullet. In return, the motion submitted by the DoJ against Judicial Watch:

MEMORANDUM OF LAW IN SUPPORT OF
DEFENDANTS' MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT
INTRODUCTION


At issue in this Freedom of Information Act ("FOIA") lawsuit is the Government's withholding of the identities of certain Central Intelligence Agency ("CIA") and Department of Defense ("DoD") officers who were involved in the planning for the raid that resulting in the death of Osama bin Laden. The CIA and DoD have properly and reasonably withheld these names from disclosure pursuant to well-established FOIA exemptions, and plaintiff Judicial Watch cannot seriously contend otherwise.

Presumably, plaintiff's argument for disclosure will focus on the public domain doctrine and the fact that the CIA and DoD provided these individuals' names to a pair of filmmakers working on a film about the raid, so that the filmmakers could meet with them. But the CIA and DoD did not waive their right to protect these names from disclosure under the invoked FOIA exemptions because, by merely sharing the names with the filmmakers, for the limited purpose of facilitating the meetings, the agencies did not "disclose[] and preserve[] [them] in a permanent public record," and did not, therefore, put the information into the public domain. ...... Neither agency authorized the filmmakers to make the names public or use them in the film, and DoD specifically told them not to reveal the name it provided. Moreover, the public domain doctrine is not even available for an exemption (b)(6) claim, which is at issue here, because the privacy interests at stake belong to the individual and cannot be waived by the Government.

Plaintiff cannot satisfy the high standard under the public domain doctrine for a waiver of an otherwise-valid FOIA exemption. The Court should grant summary judgment in defendants' favor.
 

Confirming once again the lower primate reasoning levels at Breitbart and their butt-sniffing echo pals.
 
2012-11-16 12:26:31 PM
"Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
"Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
"Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
His herp keeps derping on."
 
2012-11-16 12:37:44 PM
Didn't read the entire thread of TFA, but did anyone mention yet how the Obama administration didn't force the movie to come out the weekend before the election?

I mean, if Breitbart was going to go full tinfoil, go f*cking tinfoil, you rotting corpse of a pustle-ridden ass.
 
2012-11-16 12:40:28 PM

Bloody William: So... Obama doesn't get credit for ordering the attack that killed Bin Laden. But Benghazi's entirely his fault.


This just goes to show you how brave of a call Obama made. If the raid on OBL would have failed it would have been political suicide for him. Brass balls.
 
2012-11-16 12:44:12 PM

theorellior: Smoking GNU: An actual Girlfriend/boyfriend, i'd assume.

Oh, so a cum dumpster or cock holster, then.


Basically, yes.
 
2012-11-16 12:45:06 PM
'Wank Sock'... Pure genius, subby!

As for the link, it's worth the click just to see the Weeners(pro Obama) and the resulting replies if well thought out, reasoned discussion..
 
2012-11-16 01:08:54 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

Wank Sock. Never stops being funny.
 
2012-11-16 01:26:39 PM
Wank Sock is the name of my Pat Boone cover band.
 
2012-11-16 02:13:27 PM
Breitbart is a special pile of dead.
 
2012-11-16 04:50:03 PM
I'm pretty sure meant to say Cheetos stained Wank sock not that I have any experience with either wanking or the consumption of Cheetos whilst wanking.
 
2012-11-16 06:34:04 PM
That's headline of the week material right there.
 
2012-11-16 06:48:46 PM
How a Wankel works. Breitbart is no Wankel engineer. Mazda sells cars with Wankel engines. Mazda is the name of a Persian Zoroastrian diety. Currently modern Persia is called Iran. A main Mazda factory is in Hiroshima. No word yet whether Mazda's run on radioactive gas.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-16 07:11:56 PM
I didn't bother to read the link anytime you can work in "wank sock", cheetos, and "blogger-patriot" into a headline its worth a +1.
 
2012-11-16 09:10:42 PM

CptnSpldng: "Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
"Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
"Breitbart's body lies a-moldering in the grave.
His herp keeps derping on."


This will be posted, here and on Breitbart, every time this crap shows up here.
 
2012-11-17 02:22:02 PM

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: Sczi: Come on, doesn't anyone have any "seems legit" photoshops I haven't seen before? It's currently one of my favorite memes. Also, this story seems legit.

[i100.photobucket.com image 258x195] 

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Heh, nice.
 
2012-11-17 10:01:32 PM
Guys, STOP CLICKING BREITBART LINKS. All it does is make them more money.
 
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