Not giving Breitbart a link - is this patriot blogger fat? He/she sure sounds like it.

Gee, thanks subby. Now I have that image burned into my mind.

Still butthurt that Obama got Bin Laden huh?

I saw the big blank spot next to the headline and thought for a second "hmm, that's odd, where is the link?" Then I remembered that I adblocked Breitbart entirely, so as far as my Firefox is concerned that link doesn't exist. So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

I'll do it. going in. Tell my wife I love her.....

For those not wanting to click..


The Obama administration gave the filmmakers behind the upcoming Osama bin Laden film "Zero Dark Thirty" information that could cause an "unnecessary security and counterintelligence risk" if released to the public," according to Judicial Watch.
The group's information comes from sworn court documents acquired during the course of its Freedom of Information Act lawsuit regarding the ties between "Zero Dark Thirty" and the current administration.
Judicial Watch previously obtained information from the Department of Defense and the CIA indicating Team Obama wanted to have "high visibility" into bin Laden-related projects. The group also learned "Zero" screenwriter Mark Boal and director Kathryn Bigelow were given "unusual access" to help them make the movie.
The DOD and the CIA will not release information concerning the names of five CIA and military operatives involved in the bin Laden raid, but the information was given to the filmmakers. Judicial Watch says the government promised to protect the operatives' confidentiality by asking the filmmakers not to share the names. Yet no evidence exists that filmmakers were asked to sign so much as a non-disclosure agreement, nor is there proof either Boal or Bigelow underwent the kind of background checks that would normally be associated with receiving such sensitive information.
"The Obama administration now confirms to a federal court that it released sensitive information to help with a film that was set to portray Barack Obama as 'gutsy.' If this is true, then the Obama administration was lying to the American people when it said the leaks were no big deal," said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton in a statement.

The Obama administration leaked sensitive information to the filmmakers behind the upcoming Osama bin Laden film, according to documents recently discovered underneath a wank sock and a Cheetos bag in the basement of a heroic blogger-patriot.

Subby, this is one of the funniest headlines I have ever read on Fark.com. Frickin magnificent.

Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

Zerochance: Not giving Breitbart a link - is this patriot blogger fat? He/she sure sounds like it.

And concerned

Citrate1007: The President has the power to declassify information.

So does the Veep, IIRC

God damn I cannot wait for them to try to impeach.

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A wank wall.

Your dead blog sucks.

Republicans are encountering a brand new phenomenon: people calling them out on their made-up bullshiat.

They still don't understand why nobody is taking them seriously, as they have lost the ability to do this to themselves.

It's going to be a fun couple of months.

They're never going to give up are they? I mean, it's going to go the full 8 years, and even when Obama is gone they'll still try to tear him done worse than they ever did Carter.

I expect to see this on facebook in a few...

This guy should probably be drummed out of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy for not sticking with Benghazi. Or maybe nobody told him that's still the wanna-be scandal du jour for the right.

Or maybe everybody who writes anything for Breitbart is just an idiot, I don't know.

Zerochance: Not giving Breitbart a link - is this patriot blogger fat? He/she sure sounds like it.

I did the unthinkable deed of clicking the Breitbart link to see if I could determine if this patriot blogger is indeed fat. Unfortunately the article was posted by "Brietbart News." Since we cannot source the writer/poster of this bullshiat, we cannot know for sure if said writer/poster is fat. Of course we can speculate that he is a doughy, unwashed mental midget living in his mother's basement.

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A shlick glove?

The leak came from Judicial Watch.

blogfat

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

An actual Girlfriend/boyfriend, i'd assume.

isn't it already well known that the pentagon gave the filmmakers sensitive info for the movie? i remember a story about the pentagon getting butthurt that members of seal team 6 wanted to give information like, last week IIRC

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

An abstinence mitten.

How did Republicans handle previous leaks?

"I do believe that every American has the right of presumption of innocence until proven guilty," Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said in 2005, when suspicions were focused on top Bush adviser Karl Rove. "Karl Rove has stated that he did not do anything wrong and break any law. I take him at his word."

"In their eagerness to smear the president and his administration, it has become increasingly clear that the president's opponents jumped out way too far, way too fast," Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas)

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Republicans are losers.

This Christmas, are you ready for Wank Sock Vs. Honk Bag? 12 rounds, no holds barred, broadcast from Bally's in Las Vegas.

JusticeandIndependence: The DOD and the CIA will not release information concerning the names of five CIA and military operatives involved in the bin Laden raid, but the information was given to the filmmakers.

The gov't will not give out this information to any, but they did to the filmmakers. Why? So they could then give it out to the world? This makes no sense. If they would give it to the filmmakers, they would give it out to anyone. If they don't want anyone to know, there would be no reason to give it to people who are going to tell the whole world what they know.

/Thanks for posting that, JI.

Bloody William: This Christmas, are you ready for Wank Sock Vs. Honk Bag? 12 rounds, no holds barred, broadcast from Bally's in Las Vegas.

Is a honk bag a boob?

Judicial Watch sounds concerned.

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

Girl I dated my junior year of high school. She wasn't even a tease, just a big wall o' NO.

Fart_Machine: Still butthurt that Obama got Bin Laden huh?

Yep. Still amazed the mental hoops right wingers jump through to claim Obama gets absolutely no credit for any part of the operation, but he gets full blame for everything bad that happens anywhere ever.

I'll go out on a limb here and venture a guess that "leaked" military info/intel is not always harmful, and may serve as a good deterrent.

/There's one thing you've got to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky, today?

//Well do you, Punk?

BitwiseShift: The leak came from Judicial Watch.

Yep. All I needed to see. Anyone know if Larry Klayman (Judicial Watch's founder) still believes that Iran funded Obama's reelection? Is he still recommending a "Second American Revolution" against the "Mullah in Chief"?

Holocaust Agnostic: thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

A shlick glove?

Was gonna say "Chastity Glove" but yours is better.
/bow

ShuyaNanahara: An abstinence mitten.

lennavan: Bloody William: This Christmas, are you ready for Wank Sock Vs. Honk Bag? 12 rounds, no holds barred, broadcast from Bally's in Las Vegas.

Is a honk bag a boob?

pffft, no.. it's a garbage bag full of squeaky toys.

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: So, that being the case, I'll just assume the truth is the exact opposite of what the headline says.

What's the exact opposite of a wank sock?

An unseared mind's eye?

Judicial Watch, Inc., a conservative, non-partisan educational foundation, promotes transparency, accountability and integrity in government, politics and the law.

Seems legit.

Yes, please let's keep talking about how OBAMA KILLED BIN LADEN!