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(Bradenton Herald)   You know your exam has taken a turn for the worse when your doctor squeezes your butt "as if it were play dough"   (bradenton.com) divider line 7
    More: Florida, Bradenton, Bradenton Police Department, Florida Department of Health, time served, exams, sugars, physicians  
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8632 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Nov 2012 at 12:30 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-16 01:28:12 PM  
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2012-11-16 01:05:09 PM  
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Hey, sexy lady! Dr. Gangnamstyle!
2012-11-16 12:43:07 PM  
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Sadly, my excess flesh is that pliable.
2012-11-16 12:41:02 PM  
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2012-11-16 11:56:38 AM  
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toraque: That's terrible. Lucky for me I've managed to find a good, respectable doctor, although his diagnostic technique of putting a thermometer up my rear end every time I go in is kind of strange. Well, he says it's thermometer, anyway.


However, the thermometer always has a mercury leak after a couple minutes and leaves things really sticky.
2012-11-16 11:55:13 AM  
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That's terrible. Lucky for me I've managed to find a good, respectable doctor, although his diagnostic technique of putting a thermometer up my rear end every time I go in is kind of strange. Well, he says it's thermometer, anyway.
2012-11-16 10:58:17 AM  
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I'd be more scared if he tried to stuff my cock in one of those Play-Doh factory things that takes a cylinder of Play-Doh and forces it out in a bunch of spaghetti-like strands.
 
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