toraque: That's terrible. Lucky for me I've managed to find a good, respectable doctor, although his diagnostic technique of putting a thermometer up my rear end every time I go in is kind of strange. Well, he says it's thermometer, anyway.
mysticcat: What they're not telling you is that this guy ran a pill mill pain clinic, a practice which attracts the sleaziest type of physicians. His affidavit is available online. I'm sure he had a "tits for scrips" deal with lots of his patients.Also, any physician who goes by "Dr. XYZ" because his name has too many letters to pronounce should be viewed with suspicion. I bet you 100 internets he went to an off shore school.
Cythraul: "Squeeze my butt like it's play-dough" is now my new pick-up line.
FirstNationalBastard: I'd be more scared if he tried to stuff my cock in one of those Play-Doh factory things that takes a cylinder of Play-Doh and forces it out in a bunch of spaghetti-like strands.
Brick-House: My Doctor is kind of cute so that whole finger up the butt isn't too bad and if she want to squeeze my butt as well, Im thinking foreplay./Dr. Happy Ending
Mega Steve: Dr. Gangadahararao ChapalamaduguDr. Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo unavailable for comment
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My gf recently went to a new doctor. She said he was great, except he seemed a bit too interested in her breasts."Wow, I imagine you experience a lot of back pain. Have you had a mammogram lately? We can do a quick check if you'd like."Yeah, she has huge boobs.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yeah, she has huge boobs.
ringersol: TFA: "as if it were play dough"... he put it through the crazy spaghetti maker?
Langdon Alger: the way insurance goes these days they probably got charged extra for the ass grab because it was not a part of the initial co-pay.
JackieRabbit: Langdon Alger: the way insurance goes these days they probably got charged extra for the ass grab because it was not a part of the initial co-pay.You only get paid for a grab ass if it's billed along with a finger blast.
FatherChaos: Dr. Gangadahararao ChapalamaduguNow THAT'S a mouthful!
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